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"Don't make me laugh. The thunder brothers have killed all kinds of full-fledged demons for their jewel shards. You're just a half-demon, I can smell it. A mutt like you doesn't stand a chance."

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"Shippo! That's no way to talk to Inuyasha - "

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Inuyasha will bonk him again. Then again. Then accelerate to a noogie. "What was that you called me?"

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On some level, this is still Inuyasha being gentle; if he wanted to hurt him badly, he could reduce Shippo to a bloody smear. He is still, in fact, hitting him, right where the last hit left swelling that the cold pack was only starting to help with. 

"Inuyasha, stop it," she snaps, and if he doesn't stop immediately then she's confiscating Shippo.

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He pauses, and, Shippo still in a headlock, looks up. "Huh?"

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- well, she'll give him a chance, then.

"He is a child who just lost his father. He doesn't need you to beat him up."

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Inuyasha looks confused as much as anything else. "He's a demon among demons. If he can't take this, how's he ever going to avenge his pa?"

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"He's not, you're going to. They have jewel shards, which you're planning to take from them. Remember?"

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"LET GO OF ME!"

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To Shippo: "When you say you're sorry."

To Kagome: "Sure, sure. Watch this."

To Shippo: "Hey, kid, am I going to avenge your dad or are you?"

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Shippo spends a couple seconds looking like he's trying to prevent a tiny pot of rage from boiling over. It's not a battle he wins.

"I am!"

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"See? Proves my point. Kid needs to get tough if he's going to become a strong demon."

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"You're both being ridiculous," she sighs, and bends over a little to talk to Shippo before Inuyasha can resume clobbering him.

"Your father was a strong demon, right?"

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"Of course he was!"

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"I'll bet he was also very clever. Foxes are the cleverest of all the animals, aren't they."

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His lip wobbles a little. "Yeah."

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"They're tricksters, too, so they should know that everything isn't what it seems. A lot of demons make the mistake that you did, but Inuyasha's very, very strong. He's defeated all kinds of full demons, including lots of very dangerous ones who weren't clever enough to take him seriously. But I think he'll still help you, if you apologize and let him. Then you can avenge your father by being clever, even if you can't avenge him just by being strong. You'll have found a worthy ally and convinced him to join your cause. Do you think you can manage that?"

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"I'm sorry," grinds out Shippo.

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"There we go." He'll put the kid down. "Now let's go kill the Thunder Brothers."

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"As a gesture of apology, please take this," declares Shippo, before plopping another stone statue on Inuyasha's hands. This time, he immediately sticks a spell scroll to it.

"Ha! As long as the spell scroll's stuck to it, it'll never move!"

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"Why you little -"

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"Now. I hate to play tricks on a woman, but I need you to sleep," he says, and leaps up and taps the back of Kagome's neck.

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Whatever that was supposed to do, in practice it just stings. Kagome's not tired, she's mad.

"Hey! That hurt!"

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"Eep! Uh - foxfire!"

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