carissa meets a tyrant
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And given that and a direction and some nailing down what angel work he wants (can they do exotic cheese?) he will step out an airlock and accelerate them all a lot without ruffling a hair on their heads.

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They can do exotic cheese! He has a professional chef! (Immortality is great.)

Any idea how long it will take?

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Fairies are very fast. They can get from the Earth to the Moon in a few seconds.

Of course, the Moon has the advantage of being a large, visible target. Finding a city, even a big city, in a bunch of fire, calls for a much slower approach, and going by way of landmarks insofar as any exist.

So this will take at least a few minutes, possibly even hours.

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The Dangerous summons is active so Carissa will be perfectly still and not say or do anything.

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"The contract is sealed," he says, once the fairy is out. (Ideally, one of his people outside can stay in contact with the fairy, and alert him to difficulties via radio.) "So long as you do not break the binding, the direct danger has passed."

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"What actions might break the binding, my lord?"

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"A deliberate act of will," he says. "Summoners inform me it is unlike anything else. And I have never - seen - one do it in error."

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"And do you command, my lord, that if told to do this by the dangerous summoned creature or some ally or anyone other than you, I should refuse to my death?"

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"The summon cannot act against you unless the binding is broken," he says, conjuring more golden mist to surround her, and then, quite calmly, "Yes, unless it is Lucan to do it and he bears a message in my name. Or feign compliance while banishing it. Worry not; your name is Carissa Sevar and if I do not have those who die serving me resurrected, very few will."

His plan if that happens is to pray to all the Good gods in order of power, very, very fast.

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She has served him for one day and not even very competently. She sees why he'd claim to intend to resurrect her, if he's asking her to die for him, but obviously he doesn't mean it. Has she come across as that much of an idiot. 

 

Well, it's useful information about the chain of command. "Understood," she says.

 

And maybe she can get him to mean it, if she's very very useful. Resurrections are cheap for him. 

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Then the team can do more research, and build their flying sky castle more, and read the contents of all the libraries! Unless someone starts something with them, which is unlikely if they're moving at fairy speed, they can make it to the City of Brass without much trouble.

About how many hours does it look like it's going to be?

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Five or six. The Elemental Plane of Fire is very big and the City of Brass very small.

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It seems like a good time for Carissa to try a minor instance of being difficult, enough to get her punished, while they definitely still need her intact. It will be informative. She currently has approximately no idea what punishments under the Duke are like, or what anyone's like when they're angry, or exactly how far you have to push them to anger them.

 

It's very tempting to instead stand right here doing nothing and definitely not angering anybody, but that just means the first time she angers someone will be after she's no longer indispensable. 

 

Who other than the Duke (she's not going to annoy him directly!) looks like they are not at this moment incredibly busy. 

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Lucan and Pala Lehali are going around using his polymorph powers on various rooms to fill the space made by the engineers outside (Pala Lehali is fitting up the medical bay, Lucan the kitchen) while Lorcain's loading up a treasury with diamonds, and all three of them regularly pass through the central room. Mendax and d'Acier are on the outside, working on the castle's structure.

(By this point the flying sky castle has expanded; there's now a summoning room, individual rooms for everyone, airlocks for exiting to the outside, a bathroom, a kitchen, a medical room a treasury, a large central room with lots and lots of chairs and tables and empty bookshelves.)

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Carissa is very small and useless next to these people, practically an ant, and an ant that tries aggravating the giants who make the ground around the anthill tremble is being very silly.

 

But she does need to know.

 

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She will just walk on into the treasury, not like she has orders to be there, that's courting more trouble than she'd like, but just like she wants to be there and so she is, and start looking through the diamonds, count out a handful to keep.

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Lorcain will give her a nod. "Mortal."

(It's not like he needs diamonds; Sikandros was just like "I want to be able to tell people my floating sky castle has a treasury full of diamonds, get on that" and it's not like it will take him any significant amount more time to replace the ones she's taking.)

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Is she. Is she allowed to go into the treasury and walk off with valuable spell components.

 

That doesn't make any sense. 

 

- they're not scared of anything, they shrug off Disintegrates, they'll let her do as she pleases, if she betrays them that'll just make them doing whatever amuses them in Golarion take a bit longer - does that fit together? It - comes close - 

 

She puts the diamonds in her pocket. "Yes," she says to Lorcain. And she's overwhelmingly tempted to leave it at that but she hasn't actually concluded her experiment yet -

"Do you know how to make food safe for mortals? I want a sandwich. With salami and soft cheese and a tomato."

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He grins. "Such audacity to speak so, to me!" he says, not at all in a disapproving tone. "But it is Lucan you wish to speak to; he is charged with seeing to your needs. My work is my own."

Honestly making Carissa a sandwich sounds mildly entertaining, largely for the expression on her face, but although he can increase quantities of salami and soft cheese, he can't actually make food for mortals out of nothing they'd actually want to eat. 

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What. 

 

 

 

 

No, seriously, what?????

 

 

It's not that he failed to parse it as rude because of a cultural gap. He correctly parsed it as rude, and ....thought that was funny? Or charming? It's like - she can't even think of an analogy - people aren't that indulgent with their own children -

- it's like a Lawful Neutral adventurer she met once who had a chinchilla he'd acquired in the course of his adventures, not a familiar, just a chinchilla, and it wasn't really tame and sometimes bit him, and he thought that was very funny. He was not in need of respect from his chinchilla; perhaps he specifically enjoyed that it was too stupid to respect him even though its life was in his hands. 

 

You couldn't really imagine a Chelish person doing that, because it looks weak, right. But probably if you're this kind of terrifying outsider you don't have to worry about looking weak. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, that's why she did this, right, to learn things, and she learned something. She should stop while she's ahead. 

 

 

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She smiles back at him. She will be the fluffiest chinchilla. 

"Is he," she says. "I'll ask him, then, even if he's very frightening. Do you happen to know if he bites."

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He laughs. "When it entertains him, and at our Master's command."

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See, that was such a good experiment. She feels so much less disoriented.

 

The fluffiest chinchilla will go looking for Lucan, then.

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He's not hard to find! He's even in the kitchen already.

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Her current theory is that she is entertaining to them, and harmless, and can't offend them because when she bites it's kind of cute; they might hurt her if their mood changes, they might kill her if she's no longer entertaining, but she can't provoke them, at least not without trying as a fifth-circle wizard rather than as a mortal. A Sending to Abrogail Thrune would probably do it. And if the Duke isn't an idiot he is watching her to see if she'll do that, and not watching for defiance on any scale smaller than that. 

 

It's not a safe situation but it's a different situation than being a prisoner. 

 

Or Lorcain could be fucking with her, and something entirely different could be going on, or she could be jumping wildly to conclusions. The only way to find out is very very carefully. 

 

 

"I'll have a sandwich," she says to Lucan without preamble, "with salami and soft cheese and a tomato."

 

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