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Lilith visits her "it's complicated" in Naarm
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"So good you're stocking up to throw a party or..."

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"Le paternel already left, and took the wine.

And the smokes.

And my câlisse de bird seed."

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"That's rough. You're still welcome at tonight's jam if you want."

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"Maybe, I think I'm going to call Ellen first, she's annoyingly good with dysfunctional families."

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"Your 'it's complicated' from Australia?

You really should make time to visit her. 

Or better yet ask her to come here."

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"You're right.

I'll take an extra carton.

And some coffee crisps."

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I love when mortals accidentally make it easy for me to teleport.

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*appropriately drunk singing*

"Put her in bed with the captains daughter.

Earie in the morning.".

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Obviously there is someone in my house.

Presumably Lilith here for some blackrom or maybe work bs depending on how things went with le papa.

Or maybe more if things went totally off.

Glad I got food for her.

You might think nuggies are a weird choice, but does a t-rex eat dinos?

Still lets play this safe, and maybe give her a bit of a spoop.

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Food where the camera can see it. Fallen branch to ring the bell from where it can't see me. Drop my voice and bit of an accent.
"doordash"

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over the side gate

"parkour"

lol dresden

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And through the back garden door sword and gun in accord.

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Is this enemy action or did Ellen just order food a little early?

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Her thoughts say? Parkour? Wait that was out loud.

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Friendship stabs!

Yay, I got the drop on her.

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Yes, I did move faster that it seems like I should be able to.

No, I didn't ghost walk.

She was probably about to figure out I was here so I needed to be a bit quicker to make the jumpscare work.

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It's been so long since I got to stab my kismesis in person.

Ooh this is pretty tippy but I can totally do a nice little mandritto.

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"Aww you got blood all over. Clean it up while I get our food."

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"Crisse woman has anyone told you you're a violent psychopath?"

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"Yes, but they're both wrong and ableist.

I'm only a moderate fit for psychopathy symptom wise.

And this is less baked into the definition but generally psychopathy is an innate condition from birth or early childhood."

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"There was obviously fertile ground, but I'm mostly like this because I was shaped this by the devil herself.

Remember? You were there for it."

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"Our homeroom teacher was not the devil."

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"Sandra Tan was totally the devil or doing a double bluff."

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"Are we really doing this again?"

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"Do you remember why Zoey jumped out of second story window? Or what San Tan was yelling while she screamed?"

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