"You are actually psychotic though."

"You're clearly having a day, so I'll punt on if my admitted tendency to apophenia and paranoia is maladaptive or straight forwardly justified."

I mean I was assassinated two and a half times yesterday, mentored by the devil herself, and am talking to the last of  "El Cid" Bear (it/it's) privateers. And the timing means the song hadn't come out when she moved out of her mum's place on earth, but it was written before the actual incident happened. Then she ran into Stan in Halifax on her way back to Sherbrooke. In an airport which is 100% kabbalisticly a pier. Also how come when she screams at minor celebrities in public it's a professional rivalry, but Jethro banned me from LightTower.

But I have enough self control to probably not have just said all that with my mouth or into the group chat.

Must. Not. Respond to. Any. Of. That.

"The meeting with my Father went really bad."

Emergency meeting!

Sus "Lilith" 

Master stranger 3L

"It just went that badly."

~sigh

Green goat.

Stand down codeword cleared.

"I'm so sorry do you want to tell me what happened or just eat your nuggies."

"I summoned him fine and he to me there was a failed incursion at the park."

Obviously, but confirmation is good.

"We started talking and I thought it was going ok, but he started needling me about me language. Then when I told him to stop because it reminded me of her he said he knows his mother is bad but then started defending her anyway."

Big Mama chimpken, gog I hate that woman.

"That's basically what I said."

"Then he gave me the 'we know but we love her anyway' and the familial piety routine. So I told him that if they wanted me to feel like part of la famille I should have met them before I was sixteen, and that if they wanted a good relationship without that foundation they should cool it with the misgendering and the racism and the ostie de arranged marriage and the tabarnak attempted kidnapping.

Reasonably, right? Crisse. Oh and I tried to explain Amok Time and he pretended to listen to me." 

"WHILE HIS ESTIE DE TABARNAK GOONS SNUCK UP BEHIND ME!"

"shoosh" *pap*

"INFO were the goons actually there are were you having a flashback?"

"Then he was like I'm not talking about this with a crazy bitch seek help."

"So I told him to leave. And when he didn't I decided to unsummon him before either of us lost our temper."

"And he didn't even ask about Maman."
"He hates me doesn't he?"

"It sounds like there is a lot going on. I have as many as several questions but unless I need be be worried about johnny law sniffing around the joint most of them can wait till you finish your nuggies."

Who talks like that?

"Thanks."