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Phee said that she wanted to let Eva use her apartment on Earth to stay, and it's now been the ten days that Eva needed in Pink Desert. So it's time for Earth now.
Eva can teleport, but she doesn't know how to get back to Phee's world. There's a bridge somewhere around here, right?
"Sure! Should I also order us some food or takeout or groceries for us to have later too while I'm at it?"
Cuddles more.
"I'd be delighted to get you some then and for the excuse to get myself some as well!"
And then she'll hope back onto her desktop, ignore the urge to be distracted by the fifty million tabs she had open, all the games with updates automatically queued (though she does make note of a thought prompted by that) and focuses on just looking up a source of high silver, high quality meal replacement and protein drinks, ordering them, and then with some back on forth on what Eva would like, orders takeaway food.
Eva doesn't really know the local cuisine but she can nix some dishes based on their vegetable proportions pretty quick. Hopefully that'll be good enough?
That works!
The thing she eventually settles on with input from Eva is a pizza (she valiantly restrains herself from getting the largest possible size) with one half covered in meat for Eva the other pure cheese for her and with a base thick enough for her to tear it right off her slices, garlic bread as a side (which also prompts Eva to ask her to order some garlic too for her Bevin) and several brownies for desert if they want it afterwards, or to save as treats for later if not.
It's a feast. After a year of living on aphrodisiac fruit for lunch every day, food bank donations, and what she can grow or dig a "well" for over the last month, an honest to the triple goddess meat pizza is a damn rare delight for Eva.
She digs in with gusto.
She's so happy to have given her a feast that makes her react like that, and happily digs in as well, watching her friend enjoy herself making it even more delicious as she tears her half of the pizza apart and eats it one layer at a time.
Eva notices Phee's exceedingly odd way of eating pizza, and is taken aback for a moment...
Then visibly decides it's not harming anyone and goes back to her own food.
The garlic bread is disappearing pretty fast too.
Clearly this means she needs to switch to consuming the garlic rations as well instead of just her pizza!
Through a combination of focusing on the garlic and slowly savouring it she somehow manages to perfectly Eva's pace of consuming them until there's just one piece left.
Eva offers it to Phee. "You should have this since you're the one who's paying and all."
"Hey saying something that sincere is unfair, I thought we were going to get to have a cute flirty fight to see who could consume the last piece first but mrrrrrrrr"
"Uwah, I really should have known you would have had an evil plan like that, there's only a three letter difference between 'Eva' and 'Evil' after all!"
"Drat I have been foiled! I must fleeeeeeeee..." she looks around at the room and visibly reconsiders trying to flee through the mess.
So fucking cute.
"You know, your hot nubile would make quite the enticing snack, even more delicious looking than the feast we had been indulging in, and as you tricked me into giving up the garlic bread, it'd only be fair for me to consume you in return~"
"Eep!"
Eva squeaks softly, and bites her lip and tangles her hands together in her lap.
She's going to stand up, slowly walk around towards Eva, leans down towards her and-
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