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"Mm-hm.  I'll give you a tip: you can generally find the contestants I was just referring to by seeking out the redheads.  It's not perfect, though; at least one of them's a herring."

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"A redheaded herring."

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"Just so."

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"I do not particularly desire a redheaded spouse any more than any other kind but they sound like fun people to know."

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"I think you guys will really get along.  Platonically, at least on one side.  - I guess both sides at least at first; we're making most of them more monogamous for the season."

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"I suppose it would interfere with your branding if we all wound up in some kind of complicated arrangement that required a color coded diagram."

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"It's one of those things like the murders where when it happens rarely it's really good for the ratings, but if we pivoted to aiming for that sort of content we'd sink ourselves.  It's them being exceptional that makes them interesting."

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"Is this season exceptional in such a way?"

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"This is the first time we're trying having everyone be resurrectees!"

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"Really! It seems like it should be such an effective method."

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"Maybe we'll go on to produce many seasons like this, after this one.  We'll see how it does and whether I get any spooky feelings about the idea."

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"It sounds so fun to have spooky feelings." Sigh.

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"Maybe someday we will get to find out what I taste like."

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A notecard comes into existence balanced on Addy's champagne glass.

Hi, Addy!  He's blueberry muffins.  And probably some other stuff I can't see yet.

- Nudge

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"Blueberry muffins," she reports. "What is the conceit of this appearing notecard situation?"

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"Oh, one of my alts is a much more powerful psychic than I am.  Strangely targeted, though, but he can send us video files just by having someone copy down a long string of numbers, or give us the chemical formula and manufacturing process for useful pharmaceuticals."

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And I don't have a body.  Sorry!

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"What a pity," Addy says, addressing the notecard.

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You'll get by somehow.

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"In all probability. How did you wind up attached to this project? I'd expect psychics to be in very broad demand."

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"I have no memory of it, myself.  For Nudge, he approached us pretty much as soon as our respective worlds made contact."

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"I have some guesses, but they've yet to be substantiated."

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"Oh, do go ahead and speculate."

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"My alts are pretty much all cursed to end up doing evil when they try to do good, but when we die we generally become psychic instead.  So probably I got involved with making some sort of sacrifice that ended with me dying and belonging to the other showrunners, and then getting mind controlled into being cooperative with them.  But I don't actually remember anything before this."

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