"I can be saving myself until marriage? I am from olden times."

"Love your ambition.  Yeah, something like that should work fine."

"Can do. What else do I need to know?"

"You may or may not wish to come up with a gimmick to make yourself memorable during limo exits.  There are a lot of contestants; many people like to use props to set up a pun or something like that.  Make a hook that lets you catch onto the bach's memory."

"Well, I could walk into a sunbeam."

"That's fun, yeah.  The start is normally an evening affair, by which I mean 'dark out', but we could put you first and do it at sunset; that seems worth it."

"That poor other vampire. I will plan my wardrobe for sunset sparkling."

"You have no idea."  He takes a sip of tea.  "Excellent.  Also do bear in mind that the bubbly will turn your eyes gold; we'll make sure they have a chance to do that before you go on."

"Oh, I think that will look nice on me."

"Mm-hm!  They will go back if you drink more human blood."

"I'm not attached! The fizzy stuff is just as good!"

"Yes, just bear it in mind.  ...If you'd like, we can handicap your sense of smell to remove temptation.  We're super definitely going to have to do that for the other guy."

"I'm very responsible."

"Even if someone slices themself open in the glassworks or whatever?"

"I can hold my breath!"

"Seems fine by me, then."

"I guess if I have to talk it might be annoying. I can but it's annoying. But I don't want my sense of smell turned off completely the whole time."

"Sure, just thought I'd offer.  And, y'know, no biggie if you slip up.  We can bring 'em back, just you're likely to get eliminated because of it."

"Understandable, really, it's not wife material behavior."

"Not for this guy, no.  Maybe for some of the other contestants."

"Must be an interesting show those seasons."

"On the ones where the bach is into it?  Yes, although it's not good for branding long-term."

"You're the expert, marketing is not one of my many talents."

"Not yet!  And maybe not for a while; I expect you to be pretty busy from here on out."

"It does sound like there's a lot to get up to out there."