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Snort.  He opens his mouth, hesitates, and says: "I'm serious, Kimberly.  I don't know if you could make a career out of it or not, but I'm very impressed with you."

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"Well. Okay. I guess that's allowed."

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"And for the record, you haven't put your foot in your mouth with me either."

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"It'll happen. Just you wait."

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"I don't know, I might beat you there."

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"We should not make this a competition. That would be silly. ...also I don't believe you but that's me having a hard time not making this a competition."

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He sporfles, and seems to go through one or two things in his head that he immediately decides not to say.

 

" - maybe I should check on the radios," he says after a moment.  "It's been a bit."

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"Good plan."

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Click.  "Hey base camp, come in, you still having that radio trouble?"

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...sounds like that's a yes?

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"Yeah, nothing.  Expect they'll be looking for us by now..."

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"Yeah."

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"I'm runnin' out of fun nature facts that are suitable for polite company."

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Snort.  Do you know a lot of - no you probably can't say that, Bryce.  "Worse than the worm with a hundred butts?"  Actually he's not sure that's better.

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"The worm with a hundred butts is totally wholesome. He's just a little guy. With a hundred butts. ...okay yes I see how that one is also kinda questionable."

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"I guess I know some pretty twisted bug facts."

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"Nature is beautiful and also real fucked up sometimes."

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"Hmm I got a pretty chill one.  The smallest known insect, 'scalled a fairy wasp, is so small that it doesn't need to flap its wings to fly, it just floats like a mote of dust.  It's got wings but they're not solid, they're just like a cluster of bristles, and they have to use them to kind of swim through the air."

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"What! That's so cute! Fairy wasp... how little are they..."

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He giggles.  "Less than a millimeter!  I think the smaller ones get so small you can't see them without a microscope."

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"Microscopic wasps. Terrifying, yet adorable."

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"I don't know that they sting people... their entire bodies are probably smaller than most wasps' stingers."

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"Still spooky to imagine one crawlin' on you!"

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He could share some additional bug facts at this conversational juncture.  He decides not to.

His decision might be visible, though.

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"Somebody's thinkin' spooky bug thoughts," she accuses. "That's a spooky bug thoughts face."

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