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"I won't share if you don't want me to," he says with perhaps slightly excess politeness.

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Oh he's being cute and silly...

"Can't be that bad, can it?"

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"It's - not the most horrible bug fact I know," he allows.

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"Do you know a lot of horrible bug facts?"

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He rubs his neck.  "I'd, uh, also eventually run out of ones fit for polite company.  But I don't think," he clears his throat, "insect-hominid commensalism necessarily rises to that level.  If you want to hear what my immediate thought was."

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"Insect-hominid what...? Is this gonna be like the time I learned that you eat three spiders a year in your sleep? Are there tiny wasps crawling on people all the time?"

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"The spiders are a myth," he says.  " - exactly how bad was that time, because I really can change the subject if you want."

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"I made a lot of funny faces but I was fine."

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"Well," he says, "they're not wasps, they're mites.  And they're perfectly harmless and friendly little guys and they live in," he clears his throat again, "the hair follicles on your face."

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"Eeeeewwwww," she says, giggling softly. "Face bugs! Face bugs!!! I'm switching my favourite imaginary superpower from 'telekinesis' to 'no face bugs'. Much less cool and awesome but, on the other hand: no face bugs."

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Twisty grin.  "They're just little guys."

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"Little guys who live in your face!!!"

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"Just chillin'."

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"I don't want 'em," she says with an exaggerated pout.

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"If I meet anyone with a line on removing eyelash mites, I will put you in touch."

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"That's very kind of you."

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"I do my best."

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...his face sombers up a little.  "Starting to get a little worried about our scouting party."

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"...yeah. Should we keep waiting for 'em? ...if we're waiting for 'em for a really long time should you stop using your power?"

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"It's conditional, not constant, it doesn't actually start hiding me until there's something to hide from," he says.  "And I told it not to hide me from you.  I know if something's trying to overhear me if my backlash kicks."

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"Oh, okay, cool."

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"If we can't get in touch - which I should check again - it might be best to consider ourselves like kidnap victims.  If they sent out parties looking for us around when we noticed the radio was out, they'd've found us by now, I think.  They might just be delayed, and I'd say we should probably try running the gauntlet before we run out of water, but if they've taken this long to find us then the layout's changed enough that we've essentially gotten lost, and we don't want to get more lost."

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"Hmm... if we do get moving should we try to mark our path with that can of spray paint?"

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