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She ponders light conversation topics for a moment.

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"Do you know about the worm with a hundred butts?"

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 - he sporfles, quietly.  "Excuse me?"

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"The worm with a hundred butts! Pretty straightforward concept. There's a worm. It's got a mouth at one end. The other end keeps branching. Hundred butts."

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"Why... would it do this.  No, I've never heard of this before."

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"Nature is beautiful."

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"I could see a worm with a hundred mouths... worm with a hundred mouths almost sounds like something dark fantasy, but it's a bit too clunky."

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"I have no idea why the worm thought it needed a hundred butts, but I guess that's the beauty of evolution. Nobody needs to think having a hundred butts is a good idea, as long as there's a problem it kinda sorta solves and there isn't a better idea going around."

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He giggles.

 

" - um," he says.  "I actually have an internet girlfriend who occasionally sends me random bug trivia.  She's got a line on bug facts, apparently.  The crunchy kind, usually, not the squishy kind, I'm an exoskeleton guy."

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"Oh cute! Heard any good ones lately?"

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"There's a type of stick insect," he says, "that lays eggs coated with, like, I guess waxy fat, that ants love to eat.  And the ants take the eggs back to their colonies and eat the coating, but don't eat the eggs, and eventually the eggs hatch and the larva sneak out.  I'd have to distract myself looking them up to remember exactly why they do this.  But it's cool because like - it's almost like they're fruit-producing bugs.  Bugberries."

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"Bugberries............." She is delighted.

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Chuckle.  "Bugberries!"  He in turn is delighted by her delight.

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"It's extra cute that they're stick insects. Correct place for bugberries to come from."

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 - snort.  "You know," he says a little ruefully, "I've known this fact for I don't even know how long and I never once thought of that."

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"Learn something new every day, I guess!"

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"You really are an incredibly chill person."

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"Yeah."

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"Have - you ever thought about - doing this for a living?"

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"Getting kidnapped by dungeons? —no that's obviously not what you meant. Rescuing people from dungeons?? I mean, no?"

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A self-conscious half-laugh. "I'm not, like. Good at. Things. Just, tasks. Generally. I'm bad at 'em. I am unreasonably chill and sometimes I can hold up my end of a conversation for ten minutes without sticking my foot in my mouth and I don't think that qualifies me for fancy dungeon rescue jobs."

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...he wants to lean on the wall next to her and put an arm around her shoulders but he's not sure how appropriate that would be.

"I kinda used to think I wasn't much good at anything," he says, "and then I lucked out with an esper awakening and it turns out I'm pretty good at this.  And I wasn't nearly as cool under pressure as you are, when I started.  I don't wanna - push, you know your head, but."

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"I dunno. I guess I don't feel like it's anything special? But then, that's not exactly fair to people who do get freaked out in dungeons..."

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"I've been doing this for coming up on five years and you are definitely something special."

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"Your face is somethin' special," she grumbles, and then giggles at her own silliness.

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