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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
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royal_pain
castmyown
"Right, well. Should we knock now so that you're inside when you turn visible?"
steppingup
And a man opens the door. He looks like a genuine mess, some combination of 'hasn't showered in days' and 'has possibly been doing a lot of drinking.'
"... Can I help you?" he asks.
"... Can I help you?" he asks.
from_scratch
"We can help you. It's about your kids. Can we come in to explain there?"
castmyown
Max... is really bothered by seeing an alt of his dad like this. He makes a Vaguely Distressed face.
steppingup
"What, are you the media, come to interview me about 'delinquents'? Because I want no part in it."
ask_nicely
"Not quite," says Adana, softly, so her voice doesn't carry. "Hi, dad."
questions_later
"It's not," assures Zane. "We have a hell of a lot of explaining to do, it's all very freaky."
steppingup
"... If this is a prank I will call the police and have you thrown in prison," he says, and then he moves out of the way so that all members can walk inside.
from_scratch
In goes Cam with his angel and her brother and her magic deer kid alt.
"First of all, I am very sorry that I screwed up my opportunity to get this information to you a year ago," Cam says. "And that I also screwed up my chance to render it unnecessary. Max, how long until the invisibility wears off?"
"First of all, I am very sorry that I screwed up my opportunity to get this information to you a year ago," Cam says. "And that I also screwed up my chance to render it unnecessary. Max, how long until the invisibility wears off?"
castmyown
"A few more minutes, I'm not sure about the specifics - ugh, I should have used my watch to time it, that is what it's there for, sorry."
castmyown
Darren waves. "Hi. I'm responsible for - both the invisibility and the summoning."
from_scratch
"And I'm the demon Adana summoned to make her that space station, and her source of information about the thing about dead summoners, and her boyfriend, please do not punch me in the face?"
ask_nicely
"All of those things, totally true, and he's been a perfect gentleman the entire time."
steppingup
"Okay. Then - no getting punched in the face. Thanks for the dead summoners information, that's why Zane's here, too?"