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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
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royal_pain
from_scratch
"I'm not sure how being a magic deer would interact with being an angel - and, dragon?"
dark_light
"Phix and Max have a dragon after them, mostly Phix, because she's a sphinx and dragons and sphinxes don't get along. The dragon's modus operandi seems to be sending assorted monsters after them until cunning use of runecasting and magic deer abilities and Phix's sphinx magic solve the problem."
castmyown
"You know, it kind of does now that you mention it. Iiiii am not telling Bella that she's an escort quest."
from_scratch
"Yeah, I can't think that'd go over well. I'm going to guess that Bells as a group don't want to be NPCs. I do not think that part of me would change if I was a girl."
prodigal_miser
"Never, ever," agrees Cypress. "Actually, I have a bookmark on the Wikipedia page for 'feminism,' do you want to read it?"
prodigal_miser
"When I first arrived in Chamomile, it was one of my main sources of information. It's lovely."
from_scratch
"Here it succumbed to editorial infighting and funding problems after the founder died. Adana's too young to remember it."
dark_light
"I'll have to send the fellow a ticket for an immortalization. Adarin would be so sad if that happened in Chamomile."
prodigal_miser
"I would be so sad if that happened in Chamomile. That's not allowed to happen now!"
from_scratch
"You're not a little kid, I'm just old," says Cam. "It'll smooth out over the next couple centuries, I imagine."
ask_nicely
"Probably," snorts Adana. "Aren't we glad I'm not weirded out by you being over a century old."
royal_pain
"Sooooo," says a Zevros who is Super Bored by these proceedings. "How big is this ship? Do you have, like - a spare room?"
from_scratch
"You should have asked before I finished the damn thing. If Zane wants to make a room off the side and get Adana to tunnel through the wall thereto and then make a door I won't complain."
questions_later
"Cool, I'll do that. I'll come get you when you need to make a door, Adana!"
Zane goes off to do that.
Zane goes off to do that.
royal_pain
"While I'm thinking about it," muses Zevros, grinning and looking at Savannah, "I still need to beat you in a sword fight."