On the one hand, it means he can be pretty sure he doesn't secretly hate him, but it makes conversations like this more awkward. "I, uh, don't think I need to? ...itwasyou."

"Oh, wow, that must have been so weird, a-Ning."

"--I'm more worried that it might be weird for you?"

"Why would it be weird? You can see me naked when I'm done posting this picture of you if you want."

Quest complete: GoneWildSmilesWenNing

500 xp
+1 BOD
Online Presence unlocked

+1 WIZ for shapeshifting in front of your crush twice. 

You have leveled up!

Manual // Online Presence

You earn 10XP each time somebody comes:

- While looking at a non-retouched picture or video of you.
- While listening and paying attention to your recorded voice.
- While reading an erotic story you wrote.
- While looking at an erotic drawing that you personally drew.
- While watching a hentai for which you provided at least one of script, storyboards, or voice acting.
- While playing a VR game whose models and motions were captured from you.
- While interacting with an AI that was programmed by you or trained on data you generated.
- While playing an eroge whose character routes feature you and your companions.

Only one orgasm per session will be counted. Repeated edging or ruined orgasms may qualify depending on circumstances. Incentivizing orgasms (e.g. as mandatory supervised daily sessions within a territory you rule) reduces per-orgasm XP gains, but does not eliminate them. Promoting or advertising your online presence carries no penalty.

For details of how you are currently doing online, check Info // Online Presence // My Metrics. Advanced ad-free metrics can be unlocked by paying $5.99/month.

To unlock non-sex-related aspects of Online Presence, you may acquire a joy-spreading online presence in some other way.

"You shapeshifted your dick bigger."

...So he has. "Not intentionally?"

"Wen Ning. Wen Ning. Do you have big dick energy. Do you have metaphysically confirmed big dick energy."

"I don't know if it's goal directed like that, but maybe?"

"You have a great dick. I would definitely suck your dick. Platonically. As a friend. Just, like, to appreciate how good your dick is."

"We could, uh, swap? Because I could use some practice. --Platonically."

"Oh, yeah, we should definitely-- but wait I got distracted. Magic is real! I don't think I succeeded at processing that."

"I can put you second in the queue for trying to get magic once I work out how to give it to other people?"

"You're the only person in the world with magic?!"

"At the moment."

"HOW?!"

(Wei Wuxian normally does not yell this much but he has had a Day.)

He did find out about magic via someone accidentally shapeshifting in front of him. "I don't know, I just got offered an oath to spread joy and I... Took it? And got magic?"

"I can spread joy great. I'm a very joyful person."

"You'd probably be better at this than me."

"Yeah!!! Everyone I talk to loves me and I fill their life with joy," Wei Wuxian says, incorrectly. "So what can you do that's magic?"

"I'm learning a magic language, and I can--" Someone with a not below average SED could make 'sticking as much of your arm down your throat as possible' sexy instead of kind of awkward looking.

"Whoa! I could literally fuck your-- wait! Magic language?"

He very much could! Platonically, even.

He extracts his arm so he can talk. "I'm still at the 'learning how to say thank you' stage." He demonstrates by saying 'thank you' in the speech.

"Coooool. Are there any nonhumans that speak it?"

"Apparently all of them?"