I have no clue if horses are like dolphins?

Hopefully not?

A little bit later, they are at a petting zoo! It has normal petting-zoo properties, like some annoyed chickens and a goat ignoring the small children swarming it in order to munch on some hay. 

And he and Wei Wuxian are the only adults here not supervising small children or animals.  Fun. (If he wants to hide in a hole, and he doesn't, this counts as exposure therapy. Probably.)

Is there at least a horse here?

There are two horses here! One is giving rides to small children and one is munching some grass while waiting for its turn. (An eight-year-old in a unicorn sweater is staring at it and very clearly fantasizing about having a horse of her own.)

(Hold onto your dreams, small child, hold onto your dreams.)

This is kind of an awkward set up for a conversation,  but it should probably still be possible?

He pays the entrance fee for himself and Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian runs towards the HORSIE.

(He is neither confirming nor denying having been a Horse Girl (TM).)

He has the cutest boyfriend, no one is allowed to dispute this.

He sits down on a convenient bale of straw. Practice makes it easier-- turning the world from objects into patterns of light and shadow and seeing it as it actually is and not the shape he expects it to be...

Hello? He says to the grazing horse. I'm not bothering you?

Aaaaaaa! Who said that?

Oh, sorry. It's, um, me. Tiny wave in the direction of the pony.

Well, don't be so surprising! You scared me.

Sorry, sorry. Is there something I should do to be less surprising next time?

Walk loudly and make sure I can see you! And also I won't be so surprised now that I know that humans can talk. 

I'll make sure to do that next time.  Though I'm the only human I know who can talk?

Must be very lonely, not to have your own herd. You can join ours if you like.

That's a very kind offer! But I know human talk, too. So I'm not too lonely.

Oh good! It is very important to have a herd. 

It's good. And now for the very important questions about moral emergencies. Do you like your herd, and the humans you deal with?

I like giving the human foals rides! It is important for everyone to take care of foals so they grow up strong and wise.

Awwwwww. I'm glad you're helping teach them.

Some of them kick! But I know that you can't expect better of foals. --I don't like the new hay they give me, they should go back to the old hay.

I'm not sure I can do much about that,  but I can try.

Why are you the only human that can speak our language?

At least with a pony he doesn't have to worry about sounding crazy. It doesn't make it that much easier to explain.

Someone offered me the ability to, as long as I promised to help people. I'm working on making it so other people can speak it too.

Tail-swish. Well, I am definitely concerned about some things happening to horses. 

...oh no. Anything in particular? I can't make any promises, but I'll try?