In Love's name and for Love's sake, I assert that I will employ the Art which is its gift in Love's service alone, rejecting all other usages.
I will spread joy and ease pain. I will fight to preserve what loves and rejoices well in its own way, and I will change no object or creature unless its joy and love, or that of the system of which it is part, are threatened.
To these ends, in the practice of my Art, I will put aside despair for hope, and hatred for love, when it is right to do so-- Until Universe's end.
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It is very important that he knows how he feels about kisses in all places. For Science.
He would be helping Wei Wuxian experience Science as well, except he's got a bit distracted by his jaw. (It's a very high quality jaw, is the thing.)
Wei Wuxian's current scientific effort appears to be "can he devour Wen Ning's entire neck as a snack before the Ethiopian arrives"?
Signs seem to point to "yes, and it's fun," but they could do with a larger sample size.
(He probably could fit all of Wei Wuxian's neck in his mouth, but that would probably be disturbing.)
Quest complete! You have completed the quest 'Sweet Twenty-Four and Never Been Kissed.'
250 XP
+1 SED
Quest available: Lose Your Virginity
It's pretty simple! Touch someone else until you, they, or both come. Or multiple people if you're ambitious.
Success: +500 XP, improved relations with ???
Failure: 'Technical Virgin' status effect
Wei Wuxian has stripped off his shirt and pants and is lying on the couch in his suspiciously stained underwear.
The tips of the vines emerge from the top of the underwear.
Well, he can be mostly naked and also have a curry.
And hopefully Wen Ning can work out how to explain the Reddit thing. ('Telling your partner you have already seen them naked' seems like the ethical thing to do? Even if it is incredibly awkward.)
For a few minutes he devours his curry and then:
"You," he says, gesturing with a fork, his mouth full of curry, "are so hot."
"Of course I am," Wei Wuxian says, displaying his mouthful of half-chewed chickpea to the world. "Everyone knows that. But I think you might not know that you're hot, so I'm telling you. Just, like, platonically. As a friend. A bro."
"I, uh, appreciate it? As a friend."
Is taking off his shirt a kind of flirtation? Only one way to find out.
He swallows. "See? You have a six pack. Do I have a six pack? Of course not. I am emaciated because I eat, like, one meal a day and not even an intentional diet thing I just keep forgetting."
"I'm a wizard? And apparently all I need to do to improve my body is to take my shirt off in front of someone? --I did not expect to shapeshift right now."