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In Love's name and for Love's sake, I assert that I will employ the Art which is its gift in Love's service alone, rejecting all other usages.
I will spread joy and ease pain. I will fight to preserve what loves and rejoices well in its own way, and I will change no object or creature unless its joy and love, or that of the system of which it is part, are threatened.
To these ends, in the practice of my Art, I will put aside despair for hope, and hatred for love, when it is right to do so-- Until Universe's end.
Y/N
wen ning is the erogamer
They are making physical contact, a thing they regularly and that has no particular meaning. "I will get you some more cake."
boy-are-you-gigo
"Oh man, that would be great. Can there be PUZZLES. I want there to be LOGIC PUZZLES. And those things with the lasers where you have to sneak through them."
Quest available: Security Professional Enrichment Activity
Bake a cake, put it in a dungeon, and protect it from Wei Wuxian with logic puzzles and that cool laser thing. (NOTE: WIZ 50 and/or Home Base are recommended before completing this quest.)
Success: 50 xp - 50,000 xp depending on the elaborateness of the dungeon; increased relations with Wei Wuxian
Failure: The cake is a lie
Accept Y/N
"S-sure?" Alas, this will probably not count as someone taking him on a date, even if he would really like it to.
... He's going to live in hope and accept the quest anyway. He can always try again. (Probably?)
"Oh, I just-- decided to make a cake for fun? And there was no way I was eating a whole cake."
women-are-wonderful
"Thank you," Lev says.
The cake doesn't seem to make him actually happy but then Lev always comes off kind of miserable-looking.
Quest available: Autogynephilia
Lev Aarons desperately wants to be a girl. Convince him that he totally can be a girl if he wants to.
Success: +1000 XP, new Ally
Failure: new Ally, 'Contagious Depression' status effect
Accept Y/N
Cake is a powerful thing, but not that powerful. It's not surprising, really. "You're welcome."
... Also, how is he meant to help with that? ... He's a wizard, that makes him qualified. He'll think about it, and he'll try.
women-are-wonderful
Lev goes miserably off to his desk before Wei Wuxian can start doing something antisocial like asking him questions."
That's fair enough, Wei Wuxian is A Lot.
... He's going to have to work out how to convince someone as shy as him to be the person they want to be, presumably through having conversations.
boy-are-you-gigo
Quest available: GoneWildSmilesWenNing
Take a naked picture of yourself and post it on a GoneWild subreddit.
Success: +1 BOD, 500 XP, Online Presence unlocked
Failure: Public embarrassment
Accept Y/N
He would like points for not visibly startling at surprise screens only he can see.
... That is very much an action he could take. He could do that. And so far the One's quests have been Sensible Sister Approved ideas, so it probably wouldn't turn out too badly? He'll... Think about it.
Lan Wangji has just been standing there, saying nothing. He should make sure he's included in the conversation. "Do you, uh, have any plans?"
