"You think it's good to beat your wife for disobeying you?"

"Of course not, I think the correct alignment is Chaotic Good."

"Then why the fuck did you take Asmodeus's money?"

"I wanted a Ring of Tongues."

"True Neutral."

"...Are you sure I can't run him through with Suibian," Wei Ying says to Nie Huaisang.

"Don't murder him!!!! He has bacon!!!!"

"You know, I can see why Cayden Cailean likes you."

Wen Ning wakes up and wanders out. 

"Which god picked you?"

"Uh. Erastil?"

"Oh, good, tell the murder-happy teenage cleric of Cayden Cailean over there that he shouldn't kill me."

"I, um, think Wei-gongzi can commit murder if he wants to?"

"All of you are useless." 

"It's good to see you again, a-Ning?"

"It's good to see you too, Wei-gongzi."

Oh, Wen Ning is stupid in love stupid in love. 

"Wen-dogs treat you all right?"

...how does he answer that. "Very well, except for the part where you were slaughtering my entire family and turning them into a horrifying fierce corpse army?"

He serves himself some bacon. 

While he's eating, Levrolurment catches Wen Ning up on current events. 

Once he is caught up, Wen Ning says: "we've all been chosen as clerics, except Wei-gongzi, because he is Chaotic Evil."

"He's Chaotic Evil? That explains a lot. Mostly the murder threats."

"--and I don't think Nie-gongzi is a cleric. Erastil-gongzi didn't mention him one way or the other."

"I tripped."

Yes! Tell Nie Huaisang about clerics! Dispense the secret cleric knowledge! "Ignorance is a spur to creativity" his ass.