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By the third day of Schlatt actually showing up for study group meetings and Wilbur still missing, Toby's willing to admit that he may have made a slight miscalculation.

In his defense, he's pretty sure this was not exactly according to plan. Alex was supposed to be the one in charge, and Wilbur might not have been happy but he would be alive, probably even more alive.

And, hey, maybe it'll still go great. Who knows. Not that he likes doing Schlatt's homework, but there are worse ways to spend your time, if it means Alex can fix things up with Tampa. He's been optimistic, recently, voice all smiles, and it's almost not incredibly obvious overcompensation for the way Niki and Tommy glare at him.

(Toby's not even good at Schlatt's homework. But Niki refuses and Tommy refuses and Schlatt refuses and Wilbur's--gone--so it's all on him and Alex. Granted, Tommy ends up taking on more of Toby's homework, to compensate, but it's the principle of the thing.)

He's got a project, at least. Easier to focus on that. Hand-thrown explosives with targeting--the targeting's the hard part, really, making sure the explosion centers on mals and not the floor of the school, because if he blows a hole to the void they'll all be screwed. He's thinking he might try his hand at some alchemy, instead, fill it with some sort of goo or ooze, focus the explosion on getting it everywhere rather than doing structural damage.

 

...Tommy's smiling today. That's new. (Maybe Wilbur's alive, or Tommy thinks he is, even more than he always does.) Maybe they can have a conversation today, at least. He tries to sound confident and probably misses the mark a little. "Hey, Tommy."

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Tommy jumps half out of his skin and ends up almost falling over. "Fu-uckin' hell, Toby, you scared the shit out of me."

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"I've been here the whole time. Not my fault you didn't notice."

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"It totally is, you fuckin', you crept up on me, like a little spider, except worse because my spiders do not creep up on me they merely skitter with their fuckin', legs and shit. You only have two legs, my spiders have so many more legs than that, if there was a legs contest you would lose. It would not even be close."

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"Why would I want to win a legs contest."

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"I dunno, mate, maybe then you would go faster. Or fuckin' fly or some shit. Lots of bugs can fly, right?"

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"Birds can fly and they don't have legs."

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"Toby. Toby. Please tell me what you think a bird looks like."

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"Wh-- wings, wings, I meant wings, oh my God. I know birds have feet."

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"Birds also have wings. I am--I am growing increasingly concerned that you have never seen a bird before."

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"No, no, like, they've got wings instead of their legs, except not their legs, their arms. They have wings instead of their arms. Oh my God, I'm an idiot."

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"Anyway I'm pretty sure millipedes have the most legs and they don't go that fast. I think I could outrun a millipede."

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"What the fuck, Toby."

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"What? I could!"

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"I do not--I do not doubt your abilities to outrun a millipede."

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"Good."

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"...Wilbur came by this morning."

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"What, really?"

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"Yeah. He was being all--fuckin' weird and shit, made me prove I still liked him."

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"Makes sense." Wait, shit, it's Tommy, that's the wrong thing to say. "You do, though, right? So it'll be fine."

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"Course I do, it's Wil. He's like my brother."

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"Like I said. You'll be fine."

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“I guess.”

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“The fuck’s happening here, what are you two fucking talking about. It had better be my homework.”

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Oh God Schlatt’s here. “You haven’t given me your homework for today yet, sir.”

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