April as a Sim
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Oh good! She relaxes a little when it's clear she's not going to be called upon to exchange human sentences.

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No human sentences if she doesn't start a conversation!

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That is just how she likes it.

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The trip to the relevant edge of the woods is short, and soon they're both off the car and he starts leading the way.

Her luck does not last that long.

"So, you're Simerican, huh?"

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"...yes." Oh no. She's trapped.

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"I'm Simerican, too. Where are you from?"

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She doesn't remember and isn't sure there are... any... locations. What's a location that she remembers reading about in her futile quest for global economic knowledge that she's pretty sure was actually part of Simerica. "Newcrest."

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"I'm from San Myshuno."

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"Oh." Think of a remark. "It's really... big, right?" Think of a slightly less inane remark next time.

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"Yep! It has lots of people."

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At least he's being equally inane, so she's in good company. "What's that like?"

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"I don't like it very much. I prefer being alone."

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Oh, hey, a kindred spirit. She smiles tentatively. "Yeah, me too."

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He smiles at her, too, and continues to lead the way silently for a bit.

Until they reach the start of the jungle proper and he starts leading her nonobvious places. "Watch where you step."

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Oh boy. She watches her step very carefully, paying close attention to both what he does and what he seems to be indicating she should do. Her caution is probably excessive but, in her defense, her top hypothesis right now for how she came into existence is that magic ruins created her as a tasty snack. Caution seems prudent.

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He seems to not be paying a whole lot of attention. On the other hand, he also seems to be moving in pretty practised and precise ways, seemingly knowing exactly how to avoid tripping and bumping into stuff without having to look at it to see.

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Yes, see, that, that's the skill she wants and doesn't have. She tries to get a sense of how he's doing it. Probably it'll make more sense with practice.

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There are some constants. Protruding roots: bad. Branches that are sticking out: bad. Bits of the ground that look like they have less grass on them: good. Bits of the ground that are stone, especially mossy stone: bad.

But overall it seems to just be, you know, see whether there are any places your limbs are going that are otherwise occupied and, if so, find different places for your limbs to go instead. Even if your limbs are better at occupying a space than a sticking-out tree branch, the branch will not give up without a fight and most people would probably rather there be not-a-fight.

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This is a principle she can get behind. She is going to get SO good at not fighting trees.

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After a short bit of this, though, she must have zoned out or... something... because she finds herself standing before a small circular plaza, or rather the ruins thereof. She's feeling winded and sore enough that she probably did walk all the way there, and her phone says a reasonable amount of time has passed.

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Uh???? What???? The tour guide is still there, right???????

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Yep! And does not seem at all confused by this. He starts explaining the purpose of the "plaza", which was apparently a sacrificial altar to appease The Watchers, although who The Watchers may have been and why they needed appeasing by sacrifices is not altogether clear. So says Unther.

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Okay cool great. She does her best to act totally normal and not like she just walked through some kind of memory hole. (It's the ruins' fault, it's got to be.) (It MIGHT not be the ruins' fault, but if not the ruins then fucking who???)

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Onwards! Another bit of walking—

—another memory hole—

—and now they've walked far and long enough to both be fairly winded and sweaty, but thankfully this memory hole has spat them out at the promised waterfall! It is reasonably short, only about twice as tall as Unther himself, and feeds into the natural pool there that is perfect for swimming. Aside from the surroundings of the waterfall itself, the pool is mostly calm and still, and one could very easily just lie in it and relax.

"We can stay here for a while, rest a bit. I brought food." And after Unther says that, he spins in the air and is now wearing swimming trunks. Into the water!

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Excuse me, he fucking what.

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