"I mean I think I read him as culpable, I don't think it's that hypnotic. But it talks like it's definitely deliberately orchestrating how famous it's making him. And it's offering to dispose of his love interest's abusive boyfriend's body, but it could do that if it didn't talk and still ate meat, right."

Xeya makes a bit of a face at 'dispose of his love interest's abusive boyfriend's body' but bravely opts to not grumble about women as plot devices. 

Test - successful! She updates the test doc. "...have I ever given you my phone number?"

"I don't think so." He pulls out his phone.

She recites it out for him.

And now she's in there. "Do you call me or do I call you?"

"You call me!"

Ring ring.

"Hello, Xeya speaking, how can I help you?"

"Hi, I'd like an extra large pepperoni pizza and an order of garlic knots?"

...her eyes flash. "Got it, that's one extra large pepperoni pizza and one order of garlic knots, we'll put that on your tab for you. Anything else?" 

"Are you guys still doing that thing where you can get a free salad if you get a large pizza and a side?"

"Hold on, let me check -" she pauses "- we are, yes. Did you want to add a salad to that?"

"Yeah, the Caesar looks good, thanks."