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"--Excuse me???"

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"One of his other whores showed up earlier," the man explained, "and now I have to figure out where the fuck she is because apparently she inherited all of his fucking money. Anyway. He's dead and you're not even in the will, so fuck off."

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"When did he die??? I was over here two days ago!"

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"Last night. He got stabbed in St. James' Park. Like an idiot."

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"Have they found the murderer?" This is so upsetting and concerning! For more reasons that this asshole might realise!

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"No. The police are still looking."

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"Is he-- is the body--"

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"I don't know what the fuck you want to know."

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"Where is the body now." There might be more delicate ways of phrasing that but fuck that he's upset and also getting angry.

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"In the morgue. So the coroner can report that, yes, he definitely got stabbed, see this stab wound. Are you intending to engage in necrophilia?"

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"I-- what? No!" Also fuck you!!!!! "Who inherited, then? Was it Chu Chu? Where is she, I can go bother her and get out of your hair."

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"Yes, it was Chu Chu. What a ridiculous name. I don't know where she is! If I knew where she is I could tell her she inherited a fortune! Did he knock her up?"

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"He was supporting her medical career."

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"He was fucking her in every hole, and now the money my idiot father left to him is going to his idiot slut and her bastard half-breed child."

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"Well if I find her I'll be sure to let her know."

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"Wait, two days ago?"

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"Yes? What about it?"

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"I think the cops are going to want to talk to you."

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"Well so long as they don't start by calling me a necrophilic whore I'm sure we'll get along just fine. Are they here or do I need to go to the station?"

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"You stay here," Charles says suspiciously. "I'll call the cops."

(While they wait, Charles John returns to cleaning out William's house, but while keeping a close eye on Sal and muttering things to himself about murderous lowlifes.)

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About twenty minutes later, Detective Inspector Taylor arrives and says, "Hello, Mr.--?"

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"Salinger Digby."

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"Mr. Digby, would you like to come to Scotland Yard with me to answer a few questions?"

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"Of course. Lead the way."

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Detective Inspector Taylor is a good-looking man, clean-shaven and standing just over six feet tall. He dresses well but not expensively and holds himself very straight. He speaks in a soft voice with a broad Scottish accent.

"Sir, thank you for coming to speak with me today. I'm sure Mr. Way's death is a tragedy for you."

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