An embroidered bear that looks like it's wearing a suit of lace-bordered plate armor and has tiny useless metal wings to match and is at least four times its likely original size charges the horses, who startle madly and go completely out of control.
The wagon goes over. There's a fence, at the side of the road, there's posted warning signs, beware Magic in this ravine until post marking its end, but the wagon with all the slaves in it crashes right through the fence. Gravity's upended, everyone's screaming, some of the screams cut off abruptly as they tumble end over end down the slope. Aya flings manacled hands over the back of her head, feels a familiar snap in her arm as something strikes it - that's broken; and now her nose is too - there's a splinter of wood through her calf and her ear's ringing and wet with blood and she's got to have cracked a rib -
She's completely unharmed, unperforated, not even embroidered as far as she can tell. The steel around her wrists and ankles is gone. She doesn't see any of the other slaves - no, on second though, maybe she does, there's a bright orange snake with a tail that splits into five fish-finned ropes and a beetle the size of her head with the lyrics of Midnight Lightning written across its wing casings in block letters and a surprised-looking rabbit with wheels for forefeet and a broom-end for a tail. Everyone else is either much less recognizable or vanished entirely. But she's fine.
(She checks her heel. It's still marked. So she's unrestrained and unsupervised, but not, technically speaking, free.)
She needs to get out of the magic soonish, before it gets bored with its minimal alterations of her person, decides she'd be prettier as a glass music box decorated with butterfly wings, or a leather-upholstered down pillow that drinks blood, or a goose with windmill blades spinning around its neck. She's not, however, sure that she can climb the hill. It's likely she'd get just far out enough to count as having exited the magic and then fall, taking her chances a second time, and while this occasion she was lucky, nobody else was - she doesn't think she's been lied to all her life about the general safety of the environment. She'll have to go out the other way. She wades into the waist-high grass, routing around the clump made of swords and the clump made of swaying violin strings and the patch that might just be pitch-black flora but might be something else - but most of the grass seems only to be grass; plants tend to be safer in magics than animals. She winds up startling a dozing bird-eel-cat hybrid so thoroughly mixed up that she has no best guess as to what it was originally. It flap-flop-flees.
And then, when she hasn't seen an embroidered plant for a while since the shrub that appeared to be growing assorted national flags for leaves and onions by way of fruit, and thinks she might be close to the edge, there's a door.
It is freestanding in its frame, painted bright and glossy red with a few words in other colors on it running in various directions ("entirely", "yellow", "jump", "choristers", and "melting"), has pink fringe growing out of its hinges, and has where a handle might normally be, a slender open jar affixed with its mouth pointing up which is full of small-denomination coins, dried cloves, and what looks like it might be olive oil.
Aya has no idea how big this magic is. She doesn't know if drinking the water or eating anything vaguely appetizing that she finds around it will be taken as a second invitation to turn her blue or centipedal or dead. She could turn back and try to climb out the way she came, but - then what?
She's nowhere near the border.
Her legal owner is the employer of the fellow who was driving her and the others to the labor rental office.
The magic hasn't given her a set of papers and it has not unmarked her heel, and provoking it is more likely to make things worse than better.
And she's never heard of a door in a magic before.
She gingerly touches the jar, which is cool under her hand - and she pulls - and the door opens, tufts of pink in the hinges squeaking, to reveal what looks like a bar, which definitely isn't behind it if she peers around the frame.
Aya takes a deep breath and she walks in.
Oh, no, I can tell the difference between seconds and minutes and weeks easily enough. There have just been a great many of them.
Aya giggles a little.
Grin. Drink sip, drink sip. "So how does the - drink conjuration work? Can you just make everything? Ever?"
I do not dispense dangerous things, and beyond the first drink I charge reasonable prices, the bar says. But essentially yes.
(Aya laughs.)
Idania giggles. "Yes, but those are so the edible things don't end up on our laps or floating in a watery sphere! They don't count, that is food supplementation."
"I wish I had money," mutters Aya. "I don't even know what I'd buy, I'm suppressing my impulse to try to buy things, but I wish I didn't have to do that."
She glances at Aya, then pulls out a purse and counts out several coins. Once counted, she picks out several of them, and she nonchalantly drops them onto counter, next to Aya.
"Oh dear, my purse has a huge hole in it. Look at the money just falling out of it conveniently. Quick, Aya, I'll give you a reward of this exact amount of money if you can pick it up for me."
She pauses. "Incidentally, don't tell Rae I just did that. If it comes up I won't lie to him, but he will make faces at me."
The coins are all a dull and dark grey, and quite utilitarian. There aren't any faces of people stamped on to them, but they have engravings. By size and design, she can identify three types. One is about an inch and a half in size, another an inch, and the last, half of that. The largest has an image of what looks to be a temple, the middle some kind of cat, and the last, an adorable bunny.
"Well they came from measuring salt, so that's the obvious answer. But uh - you could buy a few horses with that amount, or a small house. A little itty bitty one in a shitty neighborhood, mind you. If you want me to break it down per coin - a dredge is about fifty scraps. One scrap will tend to feed you for - about a day? And thirty pinches is one scrap."
No, says a new napkin, which is accompanied by a pen.
Aya writes down these numbers.
"Bar, how are you on books that have technically never been written, like dictionaries between Esevi and various languages from Idania's world?"
I think I could come up with something for you. You're awfully pessimistic about what has and hasn't been written, don't you think?
"...Point taken. Idania, besides what you're speaking, what's common on your continent?"
"Jorten, Virnoku, and Karish, but that one's only in use in the south near ports. It's not anyone's official language, but it could be useful."
Of course.
"No live things, so no horse, but what do you have in the way of non-live vehicles - is there anything that would let me get around in a variety of environments without any - food or equivalent support - that I couldn't get there?"
Anything from a bicycle to a solar-powered hovercraft, though the latter would require the overwhelming majority of your funds. A bicycle will not perform well in the desert, however.
"I am curious about the hovercraft, it sounds very... magic, but I'm guessing it's not?"
It needn't be. I would supply a picture but there are so many possible designs and I would not want to limit your selection artificially.
"...Do you have an idea of what sorts of engineering textbooks, in whatever language, would be most useful for attempting to learn to build hovercrafts?"
I'm not a teacher, nor a general expert on Idania's world, so I doubt I have useful recommendations there.
"Right. Hmm."
"Huh. Just a general estimate - if someone knows nothing about engineering, at all, and tried to learn it from scratch with the best teachers available - how long could it take to reach the ability to build hovercrafts?"
"Yikes," mutters Aya. "If I get a hovercraft and it breaks I'm not getting a new one, am I."
It would certainly be difficult to replace. There are some extremely durable ones available, but you cannot afford one that would take a direct lightning strike or a hundred-mile-an-hour collision and continue to function with no repair.
"...Those are pretty extreme examples."
There are some extremely durable models available.
"Huh. Okay. Wow. That's - you know, against my better judgement I want to know why they would need to be that durable. Just being thorough, or what?"