An embroidered bear that looks like it's wearing a suit of lace-bordered plate armor and has tiny useless metal wings to match and is at least four times its likely original size charges the horses, who startle madly and go completely out of control.
The wagon goes over. There's a fence, at the side of the road, there's posted warning signs, beware Magic in this ravine until post marking its end, but the wagon with all the slaves in it crashes right through the fence. Gravity's upended, everyone's screaming, some of the screams cut off abruptly as they tumble end over end down the slope. Aya flings manacled hands over the back of her head, feels a familiar snap in her arm as something strikes it - that's broken; and now her nose is too - there's a splinter of wood through her calf and her ear's ringing and wet with blood and she's got to have cracked a rib -
She's completely unharmed, unperforated, not even embroidered as far as she can tell. The steel around her wrists and ankles is gone. She doesn't see any of the other slaves - no, on second though, maybe she does, there's a bright orange snake with a tail that splits into five fish-finned ropes and a beetle the size of her head with the lyrics of Midnight Lightning written across its wing casings in block letters and a surprised-looking rabbit with wheels for forefeet and a broom-end for a tail. Everyone else is either much less recognizable or vanished entirely. But she's fine.
(She checks her heel. It's still marked. So she's unrestrained and unsupervised, but not, technically speaking, free.)
She needs to get out of the magic soonish, before it gets bored with its minimal alterations of her person, decides she'd be prettier as a glass music box decorated with butterfly wings, or a leather-upholstered down pillow that drinks blood, or a goose with windmill blades spinning around its neck. She's not, however, sure that she can climb the hill. It's likely she'd get just far out enough to count as having exited the magic and then fall, taking her chances a second time, and while this occasion she was lucky, nobody else was - she doesn't think she's been lied to all her life about the general safety of the environment. She'll have to go out the other way. She wades into the waist-high grass, routing around the clump made of swords and the clump made of swaying violin strings and the patch that might just be pitch-black flora but might be something else - but most of the grass seems only to be grass; plants tend to be safer in magics than animals. She winds up startling a dozing bird-eel-cat hybrid so thoroughly mixed up that she has no best guess as to what it was originally. It flap-flop-flees.
And then, when she hasn't seen an embroidered plant for a while since the shrub that appeared to be growing assorted national flags for leaves and onions by way of fruit, and thinks she might be close to the edge, there's a door.
It is freestanding in its frame, painted bright and glossy red with a few words in other colors on it running in various directions ("entirely", "yellow", "jump", "choristers", and "melting"), has pink fringe growing out of its hinges, and has where a handle might normally be, a slender open jar affixed with its mouth pointing up which is full of small-denomination coins, dried cloves, and what looks like it might be olive oil.
Aya has no idea how big this magic is. She doesn't know if drinking the water or eating anything vaguely appetizing that she finds around it will be taken as a second invitation to turn her blue or centipedal or dead. She could turn back and try to climb out the way she came, but - then what?
She's nowhere near the border.
Her legal owner is the employer of the fellow who was driving her and the others to the labor rental office.
The magic hasn't given her a set of papers and it has not unmarked her heel, and provoking it is more likely to make things worse than better.
And she's never heard of a door in a magic before.
She gingerly touches the jar, which is cool under her hand - and she pulls - and the door opens, tufts of pink in the hinges squeaking, to reveal what looks like a bar, which definitely isn't behind it if she peers around the frame.
Aya takes a deep breath and she walks in.
She informs Rae of what's going on, softly. It's his temple, after all, he should know.
"How is is magical? Is it like... Your brand of magic, or mine? I do not want to be an embroidered acolyte."
Neither, confirms a napkin serenely. Also, I am afraid I must disabuse you of the notion that the establishment is a permanent fixture.
Idania gets up to read the napkins. "Um? What, is it going to move? Do I need to leave right now so I don't lose my home forever?"
"Why does it lead to hers and not mine?" asks Aya.
It doesn't. It was she who tried opening it, and her result that she saw. If you wish to go home with her I recommend following her closely on her way out.
"So I guess you could go home, if you want," says Idania. "I'm not sure if you want to, considering, though."
It is typically more crowded than this. There are rooms upstairs, which may be acquired with any form of currency, and rooms on the ground floor, which belong to staff who clean, staff the infirmary, work Security, or otherwise assist with establishment operations; sleeping in the main bar area is permitted if these options do not suit. Food and beverages of absolutely all sorts are also available for any form of currency. It is possible to run up an arbitrary tab but generally considered advisable to pay it down now and then.
Then there's another napkin as an afterthought: But the first drink is free.
She thinks about the applications of a bar that can sell all sorts of food and drink. Well, at least while she's here, she can experiment with that. Once Aya's situation is decided, anyway, one way or another.
"What's involved in getting one of the jobs you mentioned and do they pay outside of access to a room?" Aya asks.
I can hire cleaning staff on my own recognizance, but by and large that comes only with a room, not board. Infirmary and security staff require additional qualifications which I do not think you have at this time.
"...So I can't stay here past when Idania leaves unless I'm planning to starve or experiment with incurring large amounts of debt, and any other way to earn money in here would probably rely on more people showing up and needing something I have, which might or might not happen."
That is approximately the situation, yes.
"My offer to stick around for a few hours stands," confirms Idania. "But after that Rae will probably need me for something. I can maybe pay a bit of a tab if you choose to stay and try your luck for something better, but I don't have tons of money and I can't exactly throw all of it away."
I rarely have reason to sacrifice taste for other concerns, napkins the bar primly. Aya gets a huge glass of something creamy and purple. It has a straw and an umbrella and chilly condensation forming on the outside of the vessel. She sips it.
"This is the most delicious thing I have ever tasted," she remarks.
"Tempted to have what you're having, but that would be boring. Bar? Something strange and interesting, please? I am curious and I like trying new things. I promise not to get weirded out if it's lime green."
And here is a lime green something smelling of mint and apples and honey and liquor in a sugar-edged glass with a crazy straw.
"So!" she says to Aya. "Want to wait for a while to see if anyone that lives in a fantastic utopia shows up?"
Approximately, a fig milkshake. But a very fortifying one.
"Cool," says Aya. Sip sip.
Sip! "What's mine? I'm pretty sure it's alcoholic, but other than that I have no idea. Except that it is delicious."
"Do you just spend all your time... being a bar, for whoever the powers that be pick up and send in?" Aya inquires.
Yes. I find it very fulfilling.
"Have you always done it?"
Yes.
"Well, I'm glad you're doing something you like. You seem to be quite a nice bar. If strange and transporting to multiple freaky worlds with no gods."
Aya is about a quarter of the way through her huge milkshake. She peers out the window. "What's the lightshow out there, anyway?"
Exploding stars. The bar is technically located at "the end of the universe", although as discussed you will find your own universes where you left them if you return.
"I'm accustomed to stars being... smaller."
Farther away, napkins the bar gently.
"Oh. Okay."
"Hm. Well, at least it's a pretty way to go out, I guess. If you've gotta go at least leave a pretty corpse, and all that. Do they get bars, too?"