"I have excellent parents, but if they appear here at all it is likely that they are going to want to meet my husband."
"That's fine. Just - as long as the entire situation is explained, beforehand."
"They already know the bad news. I will inform them of the better news when I write."
Since that seems to be the end of that conversation, he attempts a little smile, and then heads off to go back to being a hermit.
"I seriously swear he is not this much of a killjoy normally," says Zevros once Edarial is out of earshot.
"It is really hard to reduce an entire brother into a few sentences. Uh... Really smart, driven, had a pole perpetually up his ass. Fucking fantastic listener, heart bleeding all over the place, sometimes gets a bit too focused on one thing to the exclusion of everything else. Treats himself like a resource to be used and not like a thing to be taken care of until he realizes he is hurting. Uh... Sarcastic, and a huge magic nerd."
"He sounds like a more uptight, less self-centered male version of me."
"Dubiously. The more I find out the more convinced I am that a great deal of pain could have been avoided, and without thwarting any particularly valuable goals, if the initial letter had been worded as a voluntary invitation."
"Basically. Our dad's a bastard, and considering that I'm a bastard I'm allowed to say that he is an extra special super-bastard. That should die in a fire."
"I will extinguish that part of the palace last if it ever goes up in flames," says Iobel dryly.
"That's the spirit. Uh - I guess I can tell stories about Edarial, that might show his personality a bit better than me trying to ballpark it with small sentence descriptions."
"Oooh, I can tell you about when I told him I was gay! Which is a thing that I am, by the way, try not to be weird about it."
Zevros snickers. "He kind of just looked confused, then said, 'Nothing? I already knew' and just moved on because he just didn't think it mattered in the slightest. It was kind of funny, I wanted to hug him for it."
"I begin to suspect that he agreed to get married to spare you the trouble, as though there is somehow more justice in a straight man being married to a woman he has no interest than in a gay man being likewise. Or perhaps that didn't factor in and it was only your preference for absconding for fruity drinks."
"Pretty sure it was a bit of both. Me not wanting to be king, and me being gay. He wants to be king, and doesn't seem to be gay, so I guess in his head it was the better option. Honestly though, he doesn't seem to be anything, I don't even know if he likes women. He's shown absolutely no interest in anyone. At all."
"Which was a relief on the wedding night yet could prove inconvenient when it begins to look like one of us is doomed to childlessness. Perhaps I'll find - someone."
"Yup. Warn him if you do, though. Because fairness. Pretty sure he won't demand that you stick to celibacy, but he likes to know things."
"I assure you I am not going to carry on an affair without informing the public-father-to-be of any child I may fall pregnant with."