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"I have them prioritized, but... Mm. I'm used to working on this sort of thing by myself, so..."

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"I want to be effective; if I can't be effective working on the same thing you're doing because you have a solo workflow that works and shouldn't be perturbed, I'll do something else. I'm good at inventing spells and cheating at problems and aggregating a lot of anecdotal complaints into patterns. Deploy me where I'll be useful."

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"Okay," he agrees. "I do the same sort of thing with Zevros, but I need to get - used to actually talking to you."

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"Do you want my life story?" inquires Iobel dryly.

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"I don't know. Do you want mine?"

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"I know more about yours already, I think, but sure."

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"Born a prince. Avoided my mother like the plague, for very obvious reasons. The king I didn't need to avoid - he didn't like either of us, for being bastards, so he did most of the avoiding. He at least threw some tutors and nursemaids in our general direction, so we weren't completely bereft of parental figures. None of them really - stick out to me, they got switched a lot on account of my mother, but it was better than nothing. When I was eight and between tutors I got bored and bound Berathyme, for permanent company - I'd had basically only Zevros - and because magic interested me."

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"I was born out in South Fork, but my parents got divorced when I was very little and I grew up with my mother here in Emavan most of the time with visits out to my father now and then. He's a police officer and she's a schoolteacher, so I got to go to the school she teaches at for several years, even though it's mostly too pricey for the children of single parents. I bound Cricket when I was seven because I wanted to be a spellbinder and because I wanted to be able to pet him." She pets him illustratively. Cricket purrs.

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"... That's adorable," Edarial pronounces.

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"He promised to be my nice soft cat. He has been my nice soft cat."

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"Berathyme promised to keep me company. She didn't even bother learning any Marlese until Zevros started teaching her curse words."

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"I taught Cricket the translation of his name - which I now mostly call him even in the private language; he likes the sound of it better - and enough basics that I could send him on little errands like asking Raney when dinner would be, and then a bit more when I opened the store and wanted to be able to leave it open when I stepped out without paying a human shopkeeper. And he has wheedled me into teaching him a little swearing, although not nearly as much as Zevros has managed to pass along recently."

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"My brother takes an absolute delight in teaching familiars swear words. Berathyme didn't even particularly care much, he just wanted to teach her and she didn't protest."

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"Cricket's not even that vulgar when he's just muttering to me about his negative opinions, but obviously it would be hard for him to develop enough eloquence in Marlese to express the same judgmental dislike for virtually everyone but me."

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"Berathyme doesn't tend towards vulgarity either. I think it just amuses her to say things that are considered extremely rude to people she takes offense to."

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"It's a bit of a pity they can't talk to each other."

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"It is," agrees Edarial. "I wish there were a spell to help with familiars and learning a language."

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"I'm pretty sure translation magic, if it were even theoretically possible, would take years to chart and a superhuman to learn. Alas."

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"Not to mention a complete fluency in the language itself. So it would be confined to the number of languages the spellbinder speaks."

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"It might be possible to do it for familiar languages in particular without. We do learn those in the first place by magic, so if there were a way to tap into that - I just don't know what it would be, and it'd be absurdly complicated, anyway."

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"True. I just don't know of a way to even begin to figure out how to tap into magic familiar languages. It's rather hard to do something with no starting point to work from."

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"Yes. But in the most farfetched of theory, there could be translation spells that were not ninety percent dictionary."

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"Certainly. But the same can be said of lots of theoretically possible but in practice unworkable spells, though."

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Iobel nods.

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They reach Zevros, who is currently playing with a knife. Idly, not in the threatening manner he occasionally feels like employing.

"Hey!" he says, and the knife is put away. "How went the talk with the crazy?"
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