He opens the door. "I'm surprised you showed up."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I wouldn't have been surprised if you went 'Jing Yi is being a shit stirrer and should be ignored'-- plenty of people do. But I'm up for it if you're up for it."

"Of course I'm up for it!"

"Well come on in, then." He gestures at the door with a flourish.

He does. And then he's going to sit on the bed and act like he knows exactly what he's doing.

He is sooooo convincing. 10/10, give this man an Oscar.

"Anything in particular you wanted to do?"

"Sex. Things."

"That's very specific."

"With-- hands, and mouths, and-- just kiss me."

"Okay, okay--" He sits down next to him on the bed, and waits to see if he makes the first move.

Kissing. That's fine. Jiang Cheng has kissed people before. He's going to kiss him.

...It's weird to kiss someone he didn't grow up around, while sober.

So this is definitely not the worst kiss he has had, but that is because he is open to nearly all takers, and there was that one time where it turned out the other person had a bet. But it's definitely below par.

"I'm not a virgin," Jiang Cheng says.

"Who's the lucky other person?"

"Nie Huaisang gave me a handjob. Before he slept with you."

"And virginity isn't a transitive property?"

"Handjobs are sex!"

"Not that I disagree! Though I do find it funny that you two don't agree."

"Well I don't care what he thinks!" he says caringly. 

"Right. You're not bothered that you lost your virginity to him and he didn't to you."

"No!!!!!"

"And you're here because it's fun."

"Yes! Obviously! Why else would I be trying to have sex?!"

"You could be being mercenary. Trying to improve relations between Shanghai and Chang'an. Though you don't seem the mercenary type."