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Chu Chu, Wei Wuxian, and what it says on the tin
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"You're breaking my heart, si-mei. Crushing it under your heel. I'm going to have to sing a sad song in the rain."

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He shared, so she is kind obligated to share as well. Reciprocity, and all that. He wouldn't insist, but it would be kind of ...mean? Not to?

... This is the most awkward hypothetical conversation she can imagine.

"Is there a rain spell?" This is not relevant but I'd a worthwhile question.

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"Yes, there's a bunch, historical wizards were really concerned with the fertility of their crops. --Why? You want to kiss someone in the rain?"

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"I got distracted trying to work out if you could even sadly sing in the rain in the Scholomance."

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"Ah, si-mei, don't you know that I'm so beautiful that I summon rainstorms whenever I'm sad?"

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"It's a very useful skill!"

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"Anyway"-- he grabs her hand, bows over it, and kisses the back of it-- "my lady, your statistics await."

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aaaaAAAAAAAAA

"I'll head back to the reading room."

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He accompanies her back to the reading room and cheerfully if trollishly explains normal distributions.

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She is very interested in explanations of normal distributions.

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And he proceeds to behave exactly as if this conversation had never happened!

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