This post has the following content warnings:
This post's authors also have general content warnings that might apply to the current post.
Accept our Terms of Service
Our Terms of Service have recently changed! Please read and agree to the Terms of Service and the Privacy Policy
in which no archmages appear this time either
« Previous Post
+ Show First Post
Total: 617
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

"I suppose now that you mention it I am accustomed to knowing more about how the food around me is made."

Permalink

Then he can watch people cook.

The heating mechanism for the cooktop isn't obvious. Pans go on top of some kind of glassy black surface and water sure does boil but there's no visible flame. The oven has thick wires in it which do glow but there's still no flames.

People handle salt and cinnamon without significantly more care than they use when handling flour.

The somewhat fluffy flat bread ('pancakes') that gets served in the 'mornings' sometimes has its batter made entirely by mixing a single powder ('pancake mix') from a bucket with water. The weird scrambled eggs are also a powder mixed with water.

Fruits and vegetables, on the other hand, tend to come from bags of frozen produce whose contents are basically recognizable.

Permalink

The stove is probably magic electric.

Maybe it's not real cinnamon; certainly it is not in full sticks you could light for a spell.

That explains why the eggs are so weird, though they are still Not Worldwound Stew.

Permalink

"The stove's electric, yeah. I think they do use real cinnamon, if we got you sticks would that help you? And when it's summer we'll get fresh eggs. They reserve the early batches of fresh food for the people who were here in winter."

Permalink

"I'm not powerful enough to cast Commune and have been advised not to do it without training I don't have even if I come by the ability, that's just my association with cinnamon."

Permalink

"It does also smell nice and some people have the superstition that that's why it's useful in the spell, that gods want to smell it and require assistance in this for some reason, but it's just a spell component."

Permalink

"Huh. Earthlings burn incense too, sometimes for religious reasons, but it's usually specialized sticks or such."

Permalink

"Maybe there used to be clerics here and some vestiges of the practices survived?"

Permalink

"Maybe? What do your gods think about animal sacrifices? Some religions did those. Some also did human sacrifices but I assume Iomedae wouldn't like that."

Permalink

"I'm not aware of any spells that call for animal or human sacrifice but there are non-spell practices that do, and there's... animating the undead, though you can do that with a corpse that died in an unrelated fashion. - it's Evil."

Permalink

"It certainly doesn't sound good."

Permalink

"Which is why I'm not going to demonstrate. But it's the sort of reason someone might have for going around killing people for magical effects. Wizards can also do that."

Permalink

"The lack of demonstration is appreciated." Chris laughs awkwardly.

Permalink

"...I literally can't cast Evil spells, clerics can't prepare or cast against their god's alignment."

Permalink

"Makes sense, I suppose."

Permalink

At dinner some people have a paint collection. They took a silver and a gold and a bright red paint out of the bag, but have other paints in the bag.

Permalink

"Those colors look about right."

Permalink

"That's great. You could join the game if you want, we've got a spare set of Ubasti figures and they're a fairly straightforward faction."

Permalink

"...I do not know the rules of the game."

Permalink

"You could learn if you wanted? It's a wargame, pieces represent units and move around a battlefield and attack each other and we roll dice to figure out details of how that goes."

Permalink

"...huh. All right." He will attempt to learn this game.

Permalink

In that case someone will grab a rulebook (they don't seem to have concerns about using color-printed books at the table with food) and he can be lectured during dinner.

There's a lot of rules. Distance gets measured with a measuring tape. Factions have turns for taking actions and there's actions any faction can take and then some factions get special actions – the main special gimmick the Ubasti have is just getting extra actions at predictable times, though. Visibility matters, but units can 'see through' allied units, and whenever Blai wants to play his first game they'll probably simulate a big open field.

(The rulebook has various illustrations. There's silvery humanoids, and giant ants, and bronze constructs, and so forth. The armor and weapons tend to look worse than those Blai may be used to, and nobody has a crossbow.)

Permalink

He will puzzle his way through the rulebook first without and then with a Comprehend Languages and ask clarifying questions.

Permalink

They will enthusiastically answer clarifying questions with occasional digressions into reminiscing about past sessions of play.

Total: 617
Posts Per Page: