"Should I be congratulating the new couple?" she asks when they're close enough.

My, isn't that interesting. Fortunately, some of us are progressive enough not to give a damn, so thinks Eva, and she makes it obvious to her group that that's her standpoint by saying, "Oh, cute," and leaving it at that.

She looks a bit bored, really.

Theo rubs the back of his neck with the hand that's not currently being held in Sadde's. "I guess so!"

He looks rather happy with himself, and ignores any looks that might be directed their way.

And before they sit Sadde wraps his arms around Theo's waist and kisses him. Rather more passionately than strictly necessary.

Oookay.

Cordelia thinks she's eaten enough and unceremoniously leaves the cafeteria.

Well okay then. No complaints here.

Still no complaints.

... Still none.

Okay, well. That's... not so boring.

Eva totally does not look for longer than strictly necessary.

Sadde pulls away and sits down. "So, yeah, we're a thing now."

"I suspected as much."

Theo also sits down, a little dizzy from the kiss. He blinks a few times to clear his head.

"Has he gotten that much better at kissing?"

"... Huh? Since when?"

"Since we dated. He didn't use to get me dizzy like that."

"I practiced."

Theo's embarrassed by his reaction now.

Oh look, his drink is still here. How great. He takes a sip.

"You're adorable."

... Theo also has his phone on him. There must be something interesting he can look at.

Sorry, Sadde, Theo's too busy reading an imaginary text to respond to your claims of how adorable he is.

"Are you embarrassed? Should I stop?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

Such an interesting text. Lengthy, too.

"You may have missed the memo, but I'm usually good at detecting misdirection."

"See my previous comment," he says, smirking.

"You are such a liar."

Sigh.

Theo looks up at that. "Something wrong?"

He's guessing it's that they're being all cute and annoying, but he might be totally off the mark.