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Theo and Sadde in the Buffyverse
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Walking into the English classroom, Theo looks around.

He's just moved to a new school in California in the middle of October because his dad got a new job. It's not like he was particularly attached to his old school – while he's going to miss his friends, it's not exactly the end of the world – but really, he did not want to have to restart his life in a new school. Everyone's already split into groups and cliques through their high school experience so far, and the opportunity he would have had to integrate himself at the start of the year is gone, because it's October.

At least it's not April, he supposes. He still has a chance to find some new friends, and his schooling hasn't been interrupted much.

He goes up to the teacher, makes sure they realize that he's a new student, and gets directed to the only available seat in the classroom.

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Which is right there at the back of the classrooom, beside a boy that... might be asleep. Or might've been asleep just before the new boy arrived, at which point he opened his eyes to regard him—

—and double take, ooh, new guy's cute.

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Theo quirks an eyebrow at the behaviour, but sits down and gets out a notebook. It's English, so he can't really fault the boy for trying to sleep through it.

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Theo sits, and the boy smiles up at him. "Hello," he whispers, once class is going on.

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Theo smiles too. "Hi," he whispers back, still writing notes.

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"I'm Sadde."

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"I'm Theo."

He looks over at Sadde's desk. Is he actually paying attention to the lesson, or is he just sitting there...?

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Just sitting there. Definitely just sitting there. "This is not the best situation for conversation so I'll continue pestering you later," he whispers when the teacher gives him a look.

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"Okay," he says agreeably, and continues note-taking.

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And class wears on, and Sadde pays no attention to it and dozes off a little, and the bell wakes him up.

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Well, Theo's been a good boy, paying attention in lessons.


It was terrible. Sleeping probably would've been a better use of his time.

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Sadde agrees! "Hey there, new guy!"

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"Uh, hi there, Sadde," he says. "I didn't exactly go anywhere?"

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"I can see that," he says. "Welcome!"

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"Thanks," Theo says, smiling at him. "What do you have next?"

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"Bio," he says. "So, why are you showing up so late?"

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"Yo new guy!" a jockish type echoes Sadde, then notices him there talking to Theo and looks at him with faint distaste. "You shouldn't waste your time with the freak."

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Theo was just about to respond to Sadde when he was interrupted.

"Uh, yo," he says, but then, confused by the reaction to Sadde, he continues, "What do you mean?"

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"Freaky faggot can't decide if it's a boy or a girl."

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Sadde seems unbothered by this. "Clearly you do not possess the necessary faculties to understand and memorize what I tell you, so I won't waste my breath."

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Theo looks confused. The boy looks pretty much like a boy, as far as he can tell, but he hasn't been here very long.

"What?" he asks, mostly of the jockish person.

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"You'll see," he snorts. "It likes using big words to feel smart like I can't understand what it's saying. Anyway, I'm Brad. You look big, you play football? We kinda need more people."

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Sadde snorts, too.

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"I'm more of a soccer guy, actually," he says, frowning a bit at the use of 'it'. Surely that's not something Sadde wants?

This guy seems like a bit of a dick.

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"Oh. Josh's the captain, you could talk to him."

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"And unlike Brad here, Josh is actually not a steaming pile of skunk turd."

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"Oi, watch your mouth, freak," he says, shoving Sadde a little, causing him to stagger.

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"Hey, what the hell?" he says, getting between the two of them. He gives Sadde a look, very obviously conveying his disapproval of the provocation, even if it is just retaliation for earlier.

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Brad glares at Sadde but raises his hands in a placating gesture.

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Sadde, on the other hand, leers at Brad, licking his lips and eyeing him up and down.

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"You're disgusting, Woods," Brad says, and stalks off.

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"Okay, seriously?" Theo asks Sadde. "I know he called you a freak, but do you really have to try justifying it?"

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"It's a defense mechanism, years of bullying will do that to a person. At this point the worst he can do is call me names and sometimes try to punch me, and then I do stuff like that and he and his friends back off. Can't catch the cooties, you see."

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Well, that stopped Theo's annoyance dead in its tracks.

He starts to walk away. While he has Bio next too, and so he's probably got it with Sadde, he's not really jumping at the idea of continuing this conversation; he can just get directions from someone else.

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That's alright. But Sadde has bad news for Theo when it turns out he's the only one without a partner. Guess who Theo will have to sit with?

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Well, maybe the lesson won't require too much speaking between lab partners.

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It mightn't, but Sadde's not the type of person that doesn't speak. "Sorry about the thing earlier," he says eventually.

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"I get why you did it," Theo says back, not very helpfully.

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He shrugs a bit uncomfortably. "Not the very best way to leave a good first impression to the cute new guy who doesn't actually have prejudices against me like the rest of the school."

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Theo doesn't really disagree there. He smiles a bit at the 'cute' comment, but doesn't actually respond other than to shrug.

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Okaaaay he won't press.

Bio bio.

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Bio.

It's better than English, at least. At the end of it, Theo pulls out his timetable. "I've got math next," he says to Sadde.

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"Geography. See ya," he says, and saunters off, looking uncomfortable.

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"Bye," responds Theo. Then he looks around for where the math classrooms are, asking directions of people who look potentially helpful.


Then: Math, math, math.

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And then: lunch.

Sadde is sitting on his own at a remote corner. No one's bothering him, but they're pretty much ignoring him completely.

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Theo walks into the cafeteria, gets some pasta, then looks around for a place to sit.

... He didn't really make any acquaintances in math, and it doesn't look like anyone's exactly beckoning him over. He's doesn't want to just intrude on some group, either. So...

He walks over to the table Sadde's at and sits down. "Hey again."

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Sadde looks up from where he's playing with his food with a fork and blinks. "Hi?"

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"How was Geography?" he asks, then eats a forkful of pasta. Nom.

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"Boring. I slept through it. How was math?"

He'd thought Theo was avoiding him or something after the crappy start, but he's rolling with it.

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Another disapproving look.

"It was okay. Luckily I've already covered the topic before, so I don't have to catch up."

More pasta. Nom.

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"Yeah, why'd you join so late?"

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"Oh, my dad got transferred here for his job. He does statistics and risks and stuff, and it's got better opportunities in this area, so I told him I didn't mind moving."

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"Statistics on how everyone dies a lot here?"

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"Hm? Yeah, he deals with life insurance stuff too," Theo says, a bit disinterestedly.

He takes another bite of pasta.

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...okay.

"Where are you from?"

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"Portland. In Oregon."

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"I see." Pick at food. Eat some.

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Mm. Food.


"So. What's up with Brad calling you a freak?" he asks, very tactfully.

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"Well, his semantics are wrong. I can decide whether I'm a boy or a girl. It just so happens that decision changes from one day to another."

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"Oh. That's... interesting. I'm pretty sure I don't get that."

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"Most people don't. So sometimes I'm a boy, sometimes I'm a girl."

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"I mean, it's different, sure, but it's stupid for him to just start insulting you for it. I mean, you already know that, but I'm just saying."

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"Yeah, I know that, but I mean. He-she, freak, faggot, I'm used to all of it since pretty much always."

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Well that's pretty sad.

Theo continues eating his pasta, not really knowing what to say.

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"You gonna join the soccer team?"

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"Yeah, probably. You know, assuming they're not all terrible people. D'you play any sports?"

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"They're not all terrible people. They're—teenagers. And I don't, really."

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"Okay. Assuming they're not all heartless dicks. What hobbies do you have, then?"

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"Books, mostly." That's technically true. "You?"

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"Books are pretty good. Movies, too. Fiction or nonfiction?"

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"Bit o' both. Don't really go out to movies much. Don't have many people to go with."

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"Usually I watch them on DVD anyway. I only really read fiction, though. Non-fiction if I'm doing a research project, but that's only ever for homework, so it doesn't really count as what I do in my spare time."

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"I'm a huge nerd."

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"About any particular topics?"

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"Oh, you know, math, physics," magic, "those things."

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"Oh, cool. I'm not really into physics."

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"It's really cool. I like figuring out how stuff works."

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"Yeah, it can definitely be useful, but I just don't find it too interesting. Languages, though: I enjoy them."

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"They're fine if you can do them. I can't."

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"Oh well," he says, then finishes off his pasta.

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"It's not that I don't like them, I'm just really bad at them."

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"That's a shame," he says.

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Alright. "What class do you have now?"

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Theo checks his timetable. "Geography. You?"

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"Government."

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"Sounds like great fun. See you later," Theo says, then goes off to find Geography.

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Government!

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Geography. Rivers and icebergs and whatever.


Then Theo has: Gym!

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And so does Sadde!

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We meet again.

He gets changed for the lesson, then goes out and sees what they're doing today.

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Basketball!

Sadde's eyes might rest on Theo for a bit longer than they strictly should, but you wouldn't notice that unless you were paying attention.

And it is time for people to pick teams.

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Theo's not picked immediately, but he's definitely not picked last – he looks pretty athletic, so it seems people are guessing he'll be good at this.

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Sadde's not as obviously athletic as Theo, but he's not a stickman either.

He does get picked last, though. And he's not on Theo's team.

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Theo's actually pretty good at basketball. And he looks good while he's doing it, fluidly moving from one moves to the next, never double dribbling and mostly successfully navigating his way around the other players on the court.

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People don't pass to Sadde, and he mostly doesn't interact with the game unless the teacher yells at him or the others, which causes token efforts from both sides for about two minutes before the status quo is restored.

And in the meantime, Sadde will be watching the hot new guy. Hot and... that's kinda freaky actually, there's definitely something weird there.

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Theo's a bit too engrossed in the game to notice Sadde's staring, but yeah, it is a bit weird.


Eventually the game ends, and Theo seems pretty happy with his team's win, especially since he's getting at least partial credit for it. Maybe this new school won't be so bad, after all?

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Won't be so bad indeed, especially if Sadde has such eyecandy.

"Good game," he tells the other boy.

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"Thanks," Theo says back. "How was your match?"

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"Bad," he shrugs. "You're really good."

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"I'm okay, but I definitely wasn't the best there," he says, either modestly or obliviously.

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"Uh, yeah, you kinda were."

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"Really? You think so?" he asks. He's used to being pretty good at sports, but definitely not the best.

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"Yeah! I was watching. It was kinda supernatural," he says, trying to see if that gets anything.

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"Ha. I'm not sure it was that good," he says, laughing a little.

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"Seriously, it was like you had a natural gift or something," he tries.

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"Well, thanks," he says, smiling.


They go back into the changing rooms, then Theo heads for the showers.

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"Seeya," Sadde says before he can go into the changing room.

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Oh, right.

Theo gets congratulated on his play by a few more people, but then it's the end of the day, and Theo goes home.

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The following day Sadde has AP math and then English. (She looks... more different than she should strictly on account of makeup and clothing... doesn't she...? ...nah, surely it's his impression.)

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Theo has history first, which is okay, but he doesn't enjoy the essay writing.


When he walks into the English room and goes over to his seat, he doesn't quite do a double take, but he definitely looks at Sadde a bit weirdly, surprised by the change.

"Hi," he says, sitting down beside her.

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"Hello."

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"You look... different," he continues, getting his notebook out of his bag.

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"You noticed, huh?"

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"Uh, yeah. You have good makeup skills," he says, complimenting her abilities.

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"Thank you! It's practically a natural ability."

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The teacher starts the lesson, cutting off what Theo might have said in response.

Theo is, as yesterday, taking diligent notes, trying (and mostly failing) not to get too bored. What about Sadde?

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Zzzzzz

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That prompts another disapproving look from Theo.

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Too bad Sadde's too unconscious to see it.

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Oh well. It's not his fault if she falls behind and doesn't know all about the specific connotations of this single line of this really obscure poem.

Eugh.

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Sadde has many opinions on this obscure poem! Sadly they all consist of the letter 'z'.

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And eventually the lesson ends. Theo will nudge Sadde awake if she doesn't wake with the bell.

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She does wake with the bell; this is a habit. "Hmng, have much fun with the nice poem?"

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"I'm surprised you even know it was a poem."

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"I'm telepathic."

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"Haha. And I'm precognitive."

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"Really? That's new, I thought only the Slayer had prophetic dreams."

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"I'm sorry?"

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"Never mind me," she giggles. "What's your next class?"

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"French. You?"

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"Latin."

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"I thought you didn't like languages?"

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"I had to pick one, so might as well pick one that originates a lot of others."

Not that this is her original reason, but.

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"See ya," he says, then proceeds to French.


Beaucoup de mots. Less boring than English. Woo!

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And afterwards: lunch!

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Lunch!

Theo sees Sadde in the corner, but some of the people on his team in basketball yesterday wave him over, so he goes there instead.

"Hey," he says.

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Sadde's not alone in the corner! There's someone talking to her there, too. That someone doesn't notice the new boy.

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"Hey," one of the people says. "This is Theo, he's new. He kicked ass yesterday in gym, if we had a basketball team he'd totally be in it."

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And someone else a couple of tables away definitely notices him.

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"Haha," Theo laughs, smiling and generally being charming. "Thanks. The rest of my team was pretty good too."

He doesn't notice the girl, at least not more so than from just a cursory glance.

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"Brad said you want to get in the soccer team?" the same guy asks.

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Someone looks up, interested.

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"Oh, did he? I dunno. I was just saying I'm more a soccer guy than a football guy."

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"Well, the soccer team does need more people." He extends his hand to shake. "I'm Josh, soccer team captain."

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Theo reciprocates. "I mean, I can try out, but I'm not sure I'll be that good – I didn't play for a team at my old school."

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"What a better time than now to try new things, then?"

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"Yeah, I guess it is a pretty good opportunity. When?"

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"Well, tryouts are technically done, but since you arrived this late we could probably open an exception. How about you make training this afternoon?"

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"Yeah, sure!" he says, sounding enthusiastic.

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"Fantastic! I'm sure you'll do great."

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He smiles.

Nom. Food.

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And eventually lunch is over, and Theo has bio.

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He does!

Theo walks into the biology classroom and sits at his table, getting out his notes.

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And Sadde takes her seat beside him again.

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"Hey. Planning on having another sleep?"

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"No, bio's fun, and the teacher would slap me awake if I did anyway."

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"... I feel like you might be speaking from experience."

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"Yup!"

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He frowns.

"Who was with you at lunch? I don't think we've been introduced."

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"That was Willow! She's a sophomore."

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"Oh, cool," he says, then starts paying attention to the teacher. He doesn't seem too engrossed, though, so he'll probably talk back to Sadde if she says anything.

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"So I saw you taking to Josh. You gonna join the team?"

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"Yeah – I'm gonna try out at practice tonight."

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"Cool! You coming to the Bronze after?"

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"Oh, I didn't realize people were going. Yeah, sure."

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"It's really the only place to go."

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"Yeah, but on a Tuesday?"

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Shrug.

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"Oookay."

And, if Sadde has nothing more to add: back to paying attention in Bio.

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"I mean, not everyone goes every day, but if anyone's bored that's where they go, and the soccer team usually goes after practice, so."

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"In that case, I probably would have turned up there anyway."

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"Yeah but I was curious anyway."

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Back to focusing on the lesson! Biology isn't actually that bad. Especially in comparison to English. Has it been mentioned that Theo hates English? 'Cause he does.

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Sadde hates English class! She likes reading. And bio is pretty fun actually. She doesn't bother Theo again in class.

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The English language is okay, especially if you get down to the technical details and etymology and stuff, and Theo likes reading, but talking about how the casually-mentioned red curtains foreshadow a brutal murder later in a book... That's usually ridiculous.

Eventually Bio ends. "What do you have next?" he asks Sadde.

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"History! You?"

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"Math. See ya, I guess."

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"Bye!"

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So, onwards Theo proceeds to math. Yay, math! Trig and... actually, just trig today.


At the end of the lesson, he goes to his locker, grabs his gym stuff, and goes to soccer practice.

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And Josh is there, already in appropriate soccer garb. "Hey, Theo!"

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"Hey!" Theo says. "I'm just gonna get changed – be out in a sec!"

So he goes off the the locker room, changes clothes, and is now back outside.

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Other people arrive, change, and start stretching.

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Theo is one of the people stretching! He doesn't want to hurt himself, obviously.

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After everyone's done stretching, Josh says, "So, we're gonna warm up. Ten laps around the gym, to start."

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Woo! Running laps.

Luckily, Theo's in good shape, so he's not actually that slow doing it.

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"Good! You're in shape, new guy, that's good."

And then he suggests several other warmup exercises involving kicking the ball around and passing it to other people and other sorts of things soccer team captains are wont to do.

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Theo is actually surprisingly good at them! It's like the basketball thing all over again.

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"Well, I see what they were talking about! You're really good! We're gonna play a bit, now, do you have a preferred position?"

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"I'm pretty good as a goalie?"

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"Alright, then! We'll see how that goes. Jacob, you okay if new guy's goalie today?"

     "Yeah, sure," the one called Jacob says.

"Splendid."

And teams are formed, and a game begins!

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Theo keeps watch for the ball, and manages to do well enough that the rest of the team is pleasantly surprised by his performance.

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And at the end of practice: "Well, that went pretty well, I think! Theo, would you like a spot on the team? You won't be main team at first but if you keep at it like that I'm sure you'll make it."

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"Uh, yeah, that'd be cool. Thanks! How often do you practice?"

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"Three times a week: Tuesdays and Fridays after class, and Wednesdays during free period. We usually hit the Bronze after practice. You wanna come?"

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"Yeah, sounds fun."

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"Awesome!"

And Josh makes his way to the locker room after the other players.

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Theo comes along too.

He has a quick shower and gets changed, then waits around for the other guys to finish.

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And eventually they do, and they're on their way to the Bronze.

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And eventually: the Bronze!

It's doesn't seem particularly exciting from the outside.

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It's nicer on the inside. There's a band playing and tables and a bar and an upper level from which to watch the band. The place isn't particularly full today, but there are plenty of people who had literally nothing else to do. The team goes straight to the bar to get non-alcoholic drinks.

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Someone's already there!

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And someone else is with her!

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Theo looks around when they get in, sees Sadde and her friend, and then follows the team to the bar.

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And soon someone else shows up. "Hey, Josh, will you introduce me to your new friend?"

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Josh laughs. "Sure. Theo, this is Cordelia. Cordelia, Theo."

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She looks him up and down, now that she's socially allowed to, and grins. "What a pleasure."

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"Hey! It's a pleasure to meet you, too," Theo says, smiling. He definitely noticed her checking him out; I mean, could she be any more blatant?

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"So, tell me everything about you," she says, taking a seat next to him. "Where are you from?"

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Josh laughs good-naturedly and then is caught in conversation with one of his teammates.

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"Oh, there's not that much to tell, really. I'm from Portland and I moved because my dad got a job in the area," he says back in a friendly manner.

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"That's interesting! What was life like there?"

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"It was definitely busier – lots more people moving around."

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"Must be hard getting used to small town Sunnydale."

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"It's a little weird, yeah. How about you? Tell me about yourself."

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...well, that's a first. "Oh, not much to know, just a small town cheerleader. But say, what do you like most about Sunnydale so far?"

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"Probably the weather? It wasn't too bad back in Portland, but it definitely got pretty cold, so it's nice to have a bit of a change. And I don't believe it – there must be more to you than 'just a small town cheerleader'."

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"Well, I also enjoy English, but you mustn't tell anyone."

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He fake-gasps and says, "No, really? That's terrible!"

Then: "No, seriously. How do you stand it?"

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"Well, I guess I just like using words like art and thinking about them like that. I want to be an actress, so I like getting really into those things, like I'm getting into a character, but not a character."

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"Oh, cool! I'm not so great at that; I'm more into math and languages. They seem more straightforward and logical."

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"I'm really bad at math!" she says, and then the music changes and she says, "Ooh, that's my jam. Come on, new guy, show me your moves!" And she gets up and starts pulling Theo towards the dance floor.

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"Oh, that's too bad," he responds. Then, when she moves towards the dance floor, he follows along.

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And she dances!

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So does he! He looks surprisingly good as he does it, and he's definitely having fun.

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She is clearly having fun, watching him dance. Maybe she's dancing a liiiiiittle bit closer to him than she strictly ought to. Oh well.

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He hasn't really noticed it being too close yet. Maybe he's used to people standing close to him?

Daaance.

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A bit closer maybe?

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Hm, it's not too bad. He's not shying away or anything.

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...won't this guy get the hint? Must he be gorgeous and clueless?

Dance dance.

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He gets the hint now, and moves around to maintain the 'comfortably close' distance (which is closer for him than it is for most people). He's still not shying away, though – is he just being polite, or is he actually interested?

Dance.

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Alriiight, then. The song ends and she says, "Oh, I just saw a friend, I'm gonna go over there." And over there she goes.

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"Okay," he says, watching as she goes.

He looks around to see if there's anybody he sorta knows who he can go interact with without being rude.

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Not someone he knows, but: "Your date ditch you?"

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Oh, a random stranger. How interesting.

"Nah – she wasn't actually my date, just someone from my school," he says, turning to face said stranger.

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"Well, maybe she didn't have very good taste. Oh, where are my manners, I'm Hans."

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"I'm Theo," he says, smiling in response. "Bist du Deutscher?"

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"Ja, aber wir sind nicht eng genug, um uns zu duzen. Wir könnten versuchen, das zu berichtigen."

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"... I didn't get all that," Theo says in response, sounding a bit out of his depth.

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He laughs. "I said that I am, and that we're not close enough to use 'du', but we could try to fix that."

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "Oh, really?"

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"You could treat me to a dance and we'll find out."

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He smiles. Turns out he might want to try fixing it.

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Hans is quite satisfied by that! And unlike Cordelia, he isn't trying to be alluring—he just is. For all Theo's grace, Hans' movements have an odd grace of their own, in an almost predatory way. Self assured, that's a better way to describe it. And he doesn't rub himself on Theo like Cordelia did.

Plus, he actually has good dancing skills.

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Theo... might not mind being rubbed on by Hans. What with all the allure and grace and self-assuredness, and those dancing skills.

Theo's still pretty good at dancing, himself.

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They'll be good at dancing with each other, then. Hans does have a better read on Theo than Cordelia did, enough to know that the rubbing turns out to be welcome.

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Well, all Theo can say (well, think) is Well done, Hans.

Dancing is fuuuun.

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It is! And Hans is a great dance partner.

At one point the band changes to a song that involves even closer dancing.

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Oh wow. Even closer dancing.

Theo is really good at this closer dancing, and is really enjoying himself.

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And eventually Hans whispers to Theo's neck: "Would you like to go somewhere more private?"

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Okay. That's a thing. Theo isn't at melting point, but the answer is so totally, "Yes."

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He brushes his lips very sightly against Theo's skin... then pulls away and starts leading him away.

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Ooookaaay. Uhm. Well.

Theo follows, a little distracted from his walking by the god amongst men handsome guy in front of him. He has a quick look around; he doesn't want to seem trashy, obviously. Not that it'll get that far. Obviously.

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No one's looking.

And eventually they're outside and Hans pushes Theo against a wall and starts nibbling on his neck.

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Ohhh. Did he have to do that in one go? Really? Theo's knees are weak.

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Yes he did! "Aren't you tasty," he growls.

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"Unhhh. Th- thanks," he attempts to say, though it's interrupted by some groaning.

Walls? Such a thing. Nibbling? Also a thing. Theo's a little busy here, being all incoherent and such.

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"I could eat you right up." He looks at Theo—

—and his face is suddenly distorted, with a horrible crunching noise, a mask of a snarl, and a mess of pointed teeth. "So I think I will." And he sinks his teeth into Theo's neck.

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Okay, that was— "Aaaagh!" he shouts/screams —totally unexpected. He starts clawing at Hans, trying to get him off him, but quickly weakening from the pain.

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"GODDESS HECATE, HEAR MY PLEA, STRIKE THIS CREATURE, MAKE IT NOT BE!" Sadde's voice is deeper than before, and her eyes are white and glowing faintly.

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A beam of light strikes Hans out of nowhere, and he turns to dust.

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Sadde falls to her hands and knees, panting heavily.

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Theo collapses to the floor, one hand pressed against his neck.

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She looks up. "You'll be fine, he barely drew any blood," she says, drawing in ragged breaths. "Fuck I shouldn't have done that."

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Theo looks at her, incredulously.

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She sits on the floor, putting her head in her hands. "He didn't draw too much blood, did he?" She looks at him again. "Are you alright? If it wasn't clear, that was a vampire, by the way. And now that I think of it we should both scramble." She tries to get up, fails, then starts trying again, using the wall to support herself.

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Theo pulls his hand off his neck, notices the lack of ridiculous blood loss, and decides he's probably okay.

He turns to face her again. "Okay, so since when have vampires been a thing? And what did you do to it?" he asks, then he gets up, trying not to stumble from the dizziness.

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"Killed it. With magic. They've been a thing since almost but not quite always." She gets up. "They shouldn't attack us inside, it'll be safer. I definitely cannot do any more magic to protect either of us, so let's go," she says, that last part between gritted teeth. "All it took was a pretty foreign face. 'Bist du Deutscher,'" she grumbles, loud enough for him to hear.

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"Yes, it did, because I didn't expect him to be a vampire," he says, moving to follow her back into the club. He stays a careful distance back; his wariness of strangers has increased approximately twenty-fold, and he's not close enough to Sadde for her to be firmly out of that category. Even if she did just stop the bloodsucking vampire from sucking his blood.

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Yes well he can deal.

And presently they're inside, and Sadde starts leading Theo upstairs.

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Theo watches her start to move stairsward, considers, and then follows.

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She finds a secluded corner that's still in view of the other people, with a few chairs and puffs, and sits on one.

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And he sits down on one of the others.

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So Sadde closes her eyes and...

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.......

That's it actually. She's. Not doing much of anything else.

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Theo watches her. Then watches her. Then keeps watching her.

Okay, well, if she's not gonna do anything, he's gonna go on his phone and write notes on what he can remember. It seems like something that might come in handy, seeing as how vampires are a thing.

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...snore.

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... Seriously?

He keeps writing notes, and then sees if she's still asleep when he's done.

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Yup!

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Okay. He sits there for a few more minutes, seeing if there's anything he's missed from his notes.

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She is still asleep!

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Ugh.

He can always corner her at school some other day, and it's unlikely that vampires will try to eat him again on his way home, so he decides he'll head downstairs, tell the guys he's going if he sees them, and then he'll leave.

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The guys are dancing/chatting/not there. Josh is apparently telling people a hilarious joke or other.

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Cordelia is dancing with friends!

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If he sees anyone looking, he waves, then he's headed back home.

Has he tempted fate by thinking about how unlikely it is he'll be eaten? Will he actually be eaten?

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Nah.

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Well, in that case, he gets home and manages to act convincingly normal towards his dad.

Then he goes to his room and has a bit of a freakout over vampires and magic.


He's at school the next day, seeming no worse for wear.

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English!

Sadde:

is asleep. Somehow more asleep than usual. Like, asleep before class has even begun.

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Okay, so Theo can't corner them, at least not right now. If Sadde's still asleep in five minutes, Theo will try poking him awake, and if that fails, he'll try catching him at the end of the lesson.

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Still asleep!

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Ugh.

Yay, English. Totally no glares directed at Sadde.

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Bell!

...this time Sadde does not in fact wake up.

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He jolts awake this time, looking around in a daze. "...oh. Good morning."

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"Morning. The bell's just gone, so we should probably get going, and by the way what the hell was that yesterday? You just fell asleep!"

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"Uh, yeah. Um, too much magic?" He looks around and, well, no one's looking, just Theo, so as he stands up he just extends a hand towards his bag, which helpfully jumps towards him so he can grab it. He winces a bit when that happens, but slings it over his shoulder.

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Theo watches it like he still doesn't quite believe it's actually happening. "Oh," he responds simply.

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"Anyway, I have math, now. And, don't get the wrong lesson from last night, making out with hot guys is totally okay, just make sure they don't respond too badly to holy water, crosses, or sunlight. Speaking of which," and he reaches inside his bag to grab a crucifix and gives it to Theo.

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Theo looks at the crucifix, looks a bit incredulous, then takes it. He asks, somewhat disbelievingly, "Seriously?"

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He sighs and reaches inside his shirt to reveal the crucifix he's wearing. "Yes, seriously, it burns them. Wooden stakes right through the heart dust them, as well as beheading, setting them on fire, sunlight, and enough holy water."

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"Right," Theo responds. He puts the crucifix on, hides it under his clothes, and then says, "Okay, well, now that that's over with, I guess I should go to Geography."

He doesn't actually move. He stands there blankly.

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Sigh. "Yeah, I know it's a lot to take in, do you—I don't know, do you wanna hang out after school and talk about this? I promise this is only partially because you're pretty."

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Blankly. Still very much blankly standing here.

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"Yeah, that didn't work. Lunch, if you want to ruin your image, or library after school if you don't, how 'bout that?"

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More blankness.


Then: "Um. I, what? No, yeah, we can hang, that's fine," he says, seeming a bit distracted. "Uh, wait, when? And where?"

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"...either lunch or library after school," he repeats. "Are you alright? Is the blood loss still affecting you?"

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"Um, yeah, lunch or library sounds good. Probably library? I don't know, it's just, things are a bit... confusing."

He checks his watch and says, "Yeah, see you later, I've got to get to Math." Then realizes what he said, and corrects, "I mean Geography."

He leaves to go to his next lesson.

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"Yeah, alright."

To class he goes.

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Geography. Theo's acting pretty distracted.

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Math! Uncharacteristically, Sadde sleeps through it as well.

And then Latin.

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And French for Theo. He's definitely distracted; he's uncharacteristically forgetting some of the basic grammar rules.

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And then lunch.

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Lunch!

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Theo goes and sits with the soccer guys again, trying to seem less distracted. He's definitely better, but still noticeably not focused on the conversation at hand.

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Sadde walks up to Theo after lunch: "You got anything planned for free period?"

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"Yeah, Josh told me that the guys are doing soccer practice."

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"Oh. Cool, have fun, then."

And off Sadde goes to the Sunnydale High library, surprisingly well-supplied with books on the occult.

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And Theo goes to play soccer. Woo!


Then afterwards: Gym.

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And Sadde's there again. More basketball! More being the last to be picked! Woo!

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More not being the last to be picked!

He's not as good as he was last time, on account of distraction, but he's still good.

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And Sadde is used to the thing that is gym, so while people aren't passing him the ball and he's generally not playing he can enjoy the view.

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Theo actually notices Sadde looking some more this time, and seems somewhat pensive in response.

He's just about to pass the ball, still thinking about Sadde, when he fumbles it, seeming surprised by something. He quickly recovers and continues, but it was definitely noticeably weird.

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Sadde notices it! And then the teacher tells someone to pass him the ball and they do and he does stuff with it then passes it to someone else then doesn't do much of anything for the remainder of the class.

And after class: "So what was that?"

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Theo looks at him and seems like he might be about to respond, but then he grins, blushes very slightly, and turns away.

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Sadde raises an eyebrow. "Did you just blush? That's kinda adorable."

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More grinning. No response.

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"That doesn't actually answer either of my questions!"

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"I don't know if I blushed! Probably!"

Is Theo avoiding a topic? He might be, or he might just not want to be the first to mention it.

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"Well, why did you?"

First to mention? First to mention what? Also everyone else is either hitting the showers or leaving.

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"I just remembered a thing someone said to me. Don't worry," he says evasively. "I'm gonna go get changed. See you in the library?"

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"Something someone said to you that made you blush? Riiiight. Anyway, I'll actually wait here until everyone else's changed and then change, myself, since we're staying."

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"Okay," he says. "See ya in a bit then."

And off he goes to shower and change.

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And after everyone's done that and left, Sadde does the same.

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Theo's already in the library, playing on his phone.

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Sadde walks in and takes a seat.

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"So," Theo says. "Vampires. Magic. Anything else you care to spring on me?"

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"Well, a lot of texts mention demons, hells, werewolves, faerie, angels, gods, and all that, but I've only ever really seen vampires, and as far as I know calling for gods is just a way the incantations sometimes work. I'm also definitely not betting on the existence of souls and the afterlife. Or afterlives, depending on the author."

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"Oh. Right. Demons, hells and stuff. Obviously. So how'd you find out about the magic?"

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"That is a long, depressing story into which I would not like to get right now. Suffice to say that I did and have been trying to get enough out of it that taking out a single vampire doesn't leave me like that. It's been slow going."

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"Oh, okay," Theo says, feeling a bit guilty. "So why is it still not well known? Is there some evil group silencing people who try to let the world know? I mean, I'm sure the vampires want to kill anyone who might make their prey have better defenses, but how do they get to everyone who knows before they tell the world?"

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"Beats me. Chesterton's Fence, I'm not touching it or trying to spread it around until I understand it better and am powerful enough to not be crushed by the first witch who dislikes the way I look."

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"Sounds reasonable, but what's Chesterton's Fence?"

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"That. The principle that you shouldn't do policy reforms until you understand why the current one exists. It's not an end-all be-all, of course, but when it comes to magic and vampires and demons and gods, I think understanding how it is that the whole world doesn't know about it is pretty important."

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"Oh, right, yeah. Sounds like a good principle. And I'm just the latest unfortunate victim in a series of vampire attacks? ... Wait, is that what the barbecue forks thing was about? I thought it was just a ridiculously unlikely statistic!"

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"...yes. To be fair, it is ridiculously unlikely, Sunnydale is sort of an outlier when it comes to vampires."

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"Oh, good, so I've not just been living a lie and actually ignoring all the weird supernatural stuff that's going on just around the corner. I mean, I didn't think I was, but suddenly I get bitten by a vampire and find out that they're a thing, so I kinda had to wonder."

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"Well, maybe."

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"Huh?"

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"I mean, it's not impossible your old neighbours were in fact werewolves or some such, these things have pretty much always existed. Also, remember the part where I said you were pretty?"

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Theo might be starting to blush again. "Uh, yeah, it's possible that they were. And maaaybe."

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He blinks, and smirks. "Wait, is that what you were blushing about, earlier? Did thoughts of me distract you from the game?"

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Turns out, while Theo does blush, it's not really freaking obvious, it's just somewhat noticeable. So instead of blushing furiously, he's just slightly red.

"Uh. N-no? Maybe. I didn't realize what you'd said until I thought back on it, okay!"

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"Hmm, I'll explore the implications of that later, I think. Anyway, back to the point, in addition to being very pretty, you're very—graceful?"

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Still slightly red. "Uh. Thanks?"

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"You're welcome, I suppose, but I meant it's kinda odd, eerie even. And some people apparently are born with weird kinds of magic, like, say..." He looks over his shoulder, they're still pretty isolated from the librarian downstairs, so—

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"This."

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"Uh," he says in response for the third time, continuing his eloquence. "Oh."

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"Unlike general magic, this is a free action, I don't need to, like, prepare potions and spells back at home for quick activation or stuff like that."

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"Oh. Ok," he says. "But I don't think I get your point."

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"My point is that you're basically a sixteen-year-old Bolshoi ballerina, and I have no idea if this is that kind of magic or not but it could be."

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"... Bolshoi ballerina? Not the point. You think I'm magic?"

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"I dunno, you could just be nonmagically all that, but you stand out, and in my experience that often comes with magic of some sort."

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"... Wouldn't I know if I were magic?"

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"If all your magic does is make you look hot no matter what you do, maybe not."

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Raised eyebrow. Return to redness. "Is that a thing?"

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"...which part?"

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Even redder. Why, it might almost be in the realm of regular blushing by this point!

Does he really have to say it? "... Magic doing that."

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"Well it's certainly possible, I could probably design a spell for that if I wanted, but it'd be expensive to keep it up all the time, in the long run."

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"Oh," Theo responds, and it turns out that's about all the contribution he has in him.

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"Did I mention you're cute while you're blushing? 'Cause you are."

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"Thanks," he says.

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"Anyway, do you have any more questions or can I just continue shamelessly flirting with you? I don't exactly have a class prepared on this subject, that was the first time I had to actually use that spell."

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"I, uh, don't know," says Theo, which isn't really a response.

If his smiling is any indication, it would appear he likes the flirting. He is still a little bit worried about the magic, though.

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"You don't know if you have questions or you don't know if you want me to flirt with you? Not that I could even really call this flirting, I've just been noting the really obvious fact that you're incredibly attractive out loud."

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He grins. "The answer to that question is still 'I don't know'. But thanks."

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"How about this, then: I give you a few book suggestions on the topic, and I also ask you out, so you discover the answer to both questions?"

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"That sounds like a good solution," Theo responds, looking down a bit in embarrassment.

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"Awesome, then! So for the easiest part: wanna go out with me? Not necessarily to the Bronze, we could go watch a movie or something."

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"Yes. So long as you don't take me to the back of a nightclub and drink my blood, or something equally horrible."

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"If I suck anything, it won't be your blood."

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Theo guffaws. "What?"

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He laughs. "Nooothing," he says innocently.

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"That seems a little forward!"

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"Will it make you reconsider going out with me?"

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"Well, no, but it's still forward!"

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"Yes, well, sue me," he laughs. "Anyhow, let's see, good books for this..." He gets up and starts looking for some stuff in a shelf.

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Theo sits there, a bit confused about how the conversation turned out.

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Sadde likes causing that effect on people!

Eventually he's back with three tomes, looking exactly the way tomes of ancient magic should look. One of them is called Daemonium Arcana, with a green cover with etchings of demonic faces; another is called 4001 demons ond theyr secrets, with a solid blue cover; the third is red and doesn't have a name.

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"... Those look very stereotypical," Theo notes.

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"Yeah, what can you do, people aren't very creative. Anyway, the green one has general stuff on magic, some mythology including a dubious story about how the world came about, and describes some supposed ancient demons and gods. The blue one has one page per demon, it's just an overview, and it's very unclear whether it's fictional or not. The red one has some general vampire lore and history, as well as some stuff about the Vampire Slayer. There's this one tome called Vampyr which is said to be really complete and stuff but not even Sunnydale High's library is occult enough to have it."

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"The Vampire Slayer? What's that? And that demon one sounds like it might be useful if this place has lots of them."

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"The Slayer is supposed to be this girl, it's always a girl, who has superpowers and is meant to protect the world from the forces of darkness or some such. There's always just the one, and when she dies the powers awaken on a new one. Has been going on for a while."

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"Oh. I'm guessing they don't get a choice about it? And it sounds kinda stupid to just have one, unless I'm missing some reason that'd be a bad idea."

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"They don't, and I haven't been able to find or come up with a reason it'd be a good idea, but, again, Chesterton's Fence. If I ever find a Slayer or that book I'll be sure to ask or look it up."

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"Yeah, okay, that makes sense. It's really annoying that you can just be dragged into this hidden world and yet not be given proper connections to find out everything," Theo says, frustrated. "Not that I'm blaming you – I mean for you too," he hastens to add.

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"Isn't it just," he says. "But the books are pretty good, even if I can't really tell fact from fiction. The third book in particular, very useful, it inspired me to come up with yesterday's spell."

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"If there are lots of vampires around, the red one is probably a good idea, yeah. I don't think I care too much about the mythology, at least not immediately, so I'll probably go for the information on magic to see if there's anything about weird grace, then the potentially fictional demon one. Thanks."

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"There are stories of graceful demons, and shapeshifting demons, so certainly there's magic on those things."

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"I meant anything on inherited human grace magic – I mean, it's pretty obvious I'm human, so the demon stuff doesn't apply."

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"There's stuff on demons having children with humans, but they seem to almost invariably end up looking like half-demons and not like humans. Of course, if human-looking half-demons exist, they won't necessarily have been noticed as such by whoever wrote this book. The author's quite racist. Or speciesist."

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"... You mean that even though people look human, they might not be? That's not just a vampire thing? How do you tell? Or is the word 'demon' actually just terrible itself, and they're not all, you know, demonic, despite the label?"

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"I think it's probably just terrible itself, it felt like the author had to bend over backwards to find a way in which some of these 4001 demons were actually evil, ergo 'speciesist.' Somehow being unable to eat meat is proof of their wickedness, or something, for instance."

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"Okay, no, that's definitely stupid. But anyway, if there are half-demons, then surely there are quarter-demons and so on? Even if the half-demons still look like the whole demons, that might get pretty diluted."

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"Yeah, but apparently half-demon magic is diluted, too? So I expect looking more human makes you less magic. Of course, given this person's speciesism, it might just be that there are plenty of part-demon magical people. Maybe I'm one. I don't actually know, I don't really—well, I can't say I don't feel human because if I'm not human I wouldn't really know what feeling human's like to compare, but."

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"I guess. I don't feel any different after finding out about my potential grace magic," Theo says, rolling his eyes, "but I don't suppose I would, if I always had it. I think I feel pretty human, though, but that doesn't really mean anything."

He gets to looking at the inside of the red, vampire book. Are there any pictures or illustrations, or is it all horribly illegible handwritten stuff?

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It's handwritten, but it's pretty legible!

...if you can read Latin, that is.

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"I guess I should have expected it to all be in Latin. I don't know what any of this means. I could guess with what I know about French and English, but ugh." He sighs.

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"Oh, right, yeah. There's a dictionary here somewhere, I think, but it's not as good as being able to read it. Um, after our date you could come over and we could spend a romantic evening poring over the ancient tomes of forbidden lore and I help you translate stuff," he says.

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"Yeah, we actually could do that," Theo says. "We still need to, um, decide what to do," he continues, again blushing a bit.

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"Dinner? Movie? Bowling? Walk in the park, well outfitted with stakes, crucifixes, and holy water? Bronze?"

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"I think the stakes, crucifixes and holy water are pretty much a given by this point. I don't know – maybe bowling or the park?"

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"Then let's go and enjoy our last few hours of sun. We'll drop these books at my place on the way." And Sadde reaches for Theo's hand to pull him off the chair.

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Theo lets himself be pulled up, maaaybe leaning towards Sadde a bit as he does so.

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Is that so.

Sadde grabs the books, which unfortunately means he has to let go of Theo's hand, and presents them to the librarian, who barely bats an eye to the choices, and checks them out. Into Sadde's bag they go.

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That is so.

He definitely does not frown at the letting go of his hand. Unnngh. What is wrong with him?

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He's probably suffering from a terrible condition called being a teenager. That's alright, though, once the books are in Sadde's bag his hand is once more free for holding, so that's what he does.

Out they go!

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Ugh! When will it end!

The teenager-ism, that is. Not the hand holding. That must continue.

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So it does continue! They hold hands until they reach Sadde's apartment, which is fairly nice if not terribly large from what Theo can see from the door. Unless Theo wants a more thorough look, Sadde will just throw his bag inside and close the door.

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Hand-holding!

Theo's not particularly curious about the apartment. He's too busy grinning adorably.

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...awwwww!

"Is it too early in the date for me to kiss you?"

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"It. Um," Theo says, trying to get out a coherent response but failing to generate one.

"Uhhhm. It is nnnot, but um. Uh. I might get distracted from... things."

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"...things?" he repeats. "Well, alright, then, no kissing," he says, and starts leading Theo out of his building.

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"Things, like, uh. Walking in a park. And things."

Yeah, apparently Theo's imagination is pretty vivid and engrossing. He's not paying too much attention to where he's walking.

He falls over, dragging Sadde down with him, and scrapes his knee on the ground. "Ah, fuck."

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Dooown he goes, almost on top of Theo. "Are you that eager to have me on top of you? We could double back," he says, laughing, then starts standing up. "Are you alright?"

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"Ugh, yeah, I'm fine," he says, getting up, then he looks at his knee. It's bleeding quite a bit. He hisses a little.

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Sadde jumps a bit at the hissing. That was... okay, uh. "That looks bad, are you sure you don't wanna double back? Maybe get this washed or something."

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"Uh, yeah, it's probably not great to walk around with blood on my knee."

Theo starts walking back to the apartment.

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And then they're back, Sadde kicks his bag out of the way so they can go in. He has a spacious-ish living room, a kitchen over there, what appear to be two bedrooms, and a bathroom at the end of the hall, towards which they go.

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Theo goes into the bathroom and washes the blood off his knee. Ugh. "Sorry, I wasn't watching what I was doing," he says, then looks at his knee, which is no longer covered in blood, and makes a small growling sound.

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"I didn't know I was that distracting," he says, not commenting on the growling, or the hissing.

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"Yeah, well, feel enlightened," he says, going a bit red again.

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"Gee, if I'm going to end up distracting you anyway, I might as well kiss you."

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Theo looks at Sadde a bit pensively. He stands up straight and turns to face him properly, then says, "Yeah. Maybe." He closes in, gently pushes Sadde against the wall, and leans in, kissing him.

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Sadde's taken by surprise, but it's definitely a positive surprise. He kisses back, wrapping his arms around Theo, sliding his left hand up until it's behind Theo's head.

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Well. In light of this development, Theo pushes against Sadde a bit harder, and kisses him more forcefully.

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Theo makes some noises in response. Turns out approval is a turn-on.

There might be some growling going on there.

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One, Sadde's very sure that wasn't a sound a human could make. Two, it was hot so why would he care?

Oops his hands are wandering a bit.

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Well, Theo doesn't know that it's not a human noise, apparently. He growls again, a bit deeper this time.

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Rawr, that causes reactions.

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Oh, does it? Theo breaks away from the kiss before it can get more heated and asks, "So, is the date being postponed?"

He looks down at his leg then back up at Sadde. It's lucky that he stopped bleeding pretty quickly.

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Oh, good, Theo has let him breathe, that's good, breathing is important. He licks his lips and looks at Theo's face, then says, "No, I think we should get to it. For the record, the 'part-demon' hypothesis got a little bit more evidence right now."

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"Oh?" he asks, then looks down and back up, smirking. "What evidence is that?"

He's still standing pretty close to Sadde.

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Sadde is completely unashamed. "Growling and hissing. It was hot, but still, not sure a human throat could make those noises."

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"Seriously? It can't be that weird - look, try," Theo says, then proceeds to make a few more of the noises. "Come on, no, that's definitely a normal human thing."

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"No, c'mon, you're not doing it right – like this," he says, and then repeats the noises. "It's easy!"

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Sadde tries again. "It's really not possible for my throat to produce that sound. And it remains really hot to hear you do it."

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Theo kinda ignores the 'hot' comment. "But... I mean, it's just... not that hard to do..."

He looks confused and a little dejected.

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"Aw!" Sadde hugs him and pets his hair. "It's okay, you can be part-demon, it's not that bad."

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"Yeah, but... I feel like I should have known."

The hair petting is definitely helping, but he still seems a bit lost at the idea of not being human.

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"I think you can be justified in not knowing, if you never made out with anyone as hot as me."

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He gives Sadde a look, then smiles a bit menacingly and makes another growling noise at the back of his throat.

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Can Sadde be blamed if that forces him to turn the hug into makeouts? He thinks not.

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That's okay. Theo can just keep making the noises. He turns out to be a pretty good kisser.

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So does Sadde! Who'd have thunk.

This time he's the one to stop the kisses first, though. "Sssoooo, about that date...?"

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"Yes. Date. Walk?"

He's a bit breathless from all the heavy kissing.

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"Sure!"

Hand-holding!

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Yep, hand-holding. And the occasional noise, usually accompanied by a grin.

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"So, if you do turn out to be a demon, that actually gives credence to the possibility that I'm one. Different species, probably."

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"Yeah. I don't think I can just change to look female at will, and you apparently can't growl like that. And I'm guessing it's an inherited thing, so I don't know about my dad, or if it's my mom."

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"Well, one, I can actually more-or-less shapeshift at will, but two, is your dad also a Bolshoi ballerina? And did no one ever remark on this fact? I'd expect you'd at least have people wanting to do you all the time."

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"No? My dad at least doesn't seem like a ballerina, but maybe you should check since I can't tell. And I don't know – there was Cordelia at the Bronze? And Hans..."

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"Yeah, Hans. But I mean, you're sixteen, surely Cordelia and Hans and I weren't the very first people to ever hit on you. And speaking of that, there seems to be a pattern there, I expect you'd rather I be a boy than a girl when hitting on you?"

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"I mean, yeah, basically. And no, you and they weren't the first, but it's not like I'm some super hot god who gets hit on all the time."

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Sadde looks him up and down and purses his lips.

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"What? I'm not! I mean, sure, I'm pretty sure I'm above average, but I'm not supernaturally hot!"

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"Well, you're really hot, but you're also all, like, supernaturally fluid and stuff. Watching you play basketball is almost a spiritual experience, also I'd better stop before I inflate your ego to the point that it explodes."

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"A spiritual experience? Are you serious?"

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"We should probably record you playing and then compare it with the other people so you'll know what I'm talking about. Look, I wouldn't have suspected magic if it wasn't really blatantly obvious. My original hypothesis was that you just had a spell going on all the time, but."

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"Well maybe I should specifically try to be less graceful, if it's that obvious?"

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"You could try, but if you can't even tell you're doing it I'm not sure it'll do you much good." He squeezes Theo's hand then puts an arm around his waist and rests his head on Theo's shoulder. "I confess I don't understand your reaction to this information."

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"I didn't think I stood out! And then I find out that I have a weird magic, I'm some sort of demon, and actually I'm really flamboyantly special. It's just... a large change from what I thought."

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"I'd expect most people would like being special. But hey, it could be worse, at least you're not one of the evil types of demons. Probably."

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"It's nice being able to growl – I didn't realize that it wasn't a normal human thing – but the other things just set me apart. And if I am the evil type, woo, but I don't think I am."

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"At least they set you apart in a good way, like being good at sports or getting hot guys to hit on you."

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Theo smiles. "Well yeah, at least I don't have fangs," he says, tapping one of his rather pointy teeth.

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Sadde blinks and squints a bit at his teeth. "Um."

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And so Theo gives him a look. "What," he says flatly.

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"Can you open your mouth a bit?"

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The look gets stronger, but he does so.


His teeth are definitely pointier than usual. Not ridiculously so, still mostly within normal human variation, but definitely pointy.

At least his tongue seems perfectly normal?

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Theo does so, notices the difference, and makes a noise of frustration.

He starts checking himself over a bit more carefully. Any obvious markings on his skin? Maybe he secretly has an extra finger that he's never noticed before? Perhaps an extra limb that regular people don't have, or maybe something 'subtle' like slitted pupils?


... Nope. He notices nothing.

Sadde might notice that Theo's nails seem a little sharp, though. Such discovery today.

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"I mean, all of these things make you hotter, especially those teeth which I really hope you'll use on me."

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That makes Theo smile a bit, which then makes him think about his teeth, which makes him stop smiling, which makes him feel ridiculous and so he just decides that he'll keep on smiling. Whatever, demonic heritage. Theo can just deal with the fact that he's special.

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Sadde holds his hand again so they'll continue walking around the park. "I mean that," he says. "There is very little reason for you to be unhappy about this turn of events." He reaches for a dead leaf on the ground, which floats up to his hand, and he starts playing with it, making it swirl and turn around his hand in interesting patterns.

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"Thanks," he says, and follows along. He watches the leaf, smiling.

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Sadde continues playing with it, then at one point the leaf bursts into flames and crumples into ash.

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Theo raises an eyebrow at that. "Any particular reason for the flame?"

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Shrug. "Cause it's pretty."

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"Oh, okay."

More walking. More looking at the stuff around them. More studying Sadde.

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Sadde notices. "What?"

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"Nothing, really. I'm just enjoying myself."

More smiling.

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"If you say so," he grins. "So what's your thing?"

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"My thing?"

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"Yeah. My thing is magic, and getting enough of it that I can actually change stuff. Maybe find the Slayer wherever she is and offer help. How about you? What makes Theo tick?"

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"Well, before the vampire it was mostly just getting through high school and college and having a social life. I like math and languages, but I don't really know what I would have gone into, and I didn't really expect to do much but it would have been nice to do something helpful. I'm not sure now."

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"I have no idea what I'd be without magic. Scientist or politician, most like. But life would be different enough that I can't really predict who I'd be."

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Theo nods and doesn't really have anything else to add.

More looking at the pretty scenery. Including Sadde.

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Sadde likes being looked at, and looks right back.

...his gaze may not be particularly innocent.

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... Theo's gaze was innocent, at least mostly so.

That has changed.

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Sadde can be subtle, he swears! He just doesn't need to at the moment, so he'll keep undressing Theo with his eyes as he observes, "You're not very talkative."

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"I'm busy thinking," Theo says, still giving Sadde a look.

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"Penny for your thoughts."

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"Are you sure?"

He's moving closer.

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"Quite sure," he says, apparently not reacting to Theo's movements.

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He walks in front of Sadde, turns to face him, and starts kissing him in the middle of the path.

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What a surprise! Sadde is so surprised. He did not expect this at all. He is, truly, completely stumped by this turn of events.

(Wandering hands! All above the waist, of course.)

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In public? Ooh. What will people think.

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Watch Sadde not care.

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Theo is totally into this. He puts a hand behind Sadde's head and deepens the kiss.

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Sadde doesn't make any noises now because he does have some propriety in public, but it takes effort.

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Theo's making a soft growling noise, which probably isn't audible to people around them, but Sadde can definitely tell he's making it. Rrr.

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Now that's just mean.

"Now that's just mean," he pulls back from the kiss to say.

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"Mean? What's mean?" Theo asks. Then growls again. This time it's a bit more audible.

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"That! I'm gonna have to drag you home if you keep doing that," he says, in an admonishing tone.

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Growl.

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Well, now Sadde is dragging Theo back home.

(Good thing, too, because it's getting dark.)

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Woo! Theo's not gonna let himself get too carried away, though. It's good they're going back before dark; he doesn't want to meet any more vampires, thank you very much.

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Sadde will see what he can do about that.

Eventually they get back to Sadde's place, and Sadde closes his door and then pushes Theo against it. "Do it again."

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"Do what?" he teases, excited by his current position.

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Sadde decides to start kissing Theo in lieu of answering his question.

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Rrr.

Kissing? Totally the best thing. Growling just makes it better.

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There it is. One of Sadde's hands is in Theo's hair and the other is tracing patterns on his back and the side of his upper body.

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Apparently Theo likes Sadde's handiwork; he's making some interesting noises other than the growling.

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Good! Now what happens if, while wandering along Theo's back, Sadde's hand starts sliding... slightly below... his waist?

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If it's over the clothes, Theo thinks a bit and then determines it's okay. If it's under, it's a no for now.

His hands slide up the back of Sadde's shirt.

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Over the clothes, yes. For now, anyway.

And also he's going to press his body against Theo's against the wall, just 'cause he can.

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Okay, yes. Very much yes. Theo groans in response.

Then he notices what he just did and pushes Sadde away. It's only their first date, they haven't even known each other for a week, and that's already happening?

"A bit fast," he sort-of-explains, breathing rather heavily.

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Sadde makes a frustrated noise and doesn't get any farther from Theo than being pushed away makes him be, but doesn't press him either. "Hmm. If you say so..." He bites his lip, looking at Theo a little bit like he's the most delicious thing Sadde's ever laid eyes on.

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Theo is reciprocating that look, oh, he is so reciprocating that look.

"Yeah," he responds, but he doesn't seem particularly focused on the words.

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"...are you sure?"

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"I, um..."

Theo's conflicted, it would seem. Still focused on Sadde's lips, oh, he just licked his lips.

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Sadde will just stand there, being seductive. Maybe lick his lips once, too, then bite them very slightly, just for effect.

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Okay, right, well, it's just kissing. That's fine.

He looks up to Sadde's eyes, then back down to his lips, and licks his lips again. Theo puts his hand on the back of Sadde's head and pulls him back in for more kissing.

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Juuuuuuust kissing, of course. Should the wandering hands stop or...?

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Theo is really not sure! He really likes the wandering hands, but he really isn't sure about the direction they'll lead.

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Well, they needn't lead anywhere, the fact that Sadde pays somewhat fast and loose with his virtue doesn't mean he doesn't observe customs such as consent.

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Well yes, but Theo doesn't know if he wants to want to consent yet, and the wandering hands will lead to things that lead to a want.

Now he's thought about it like that, it sounds kinda stupid. Wandering hands can happen, and if they make him want, they make him want.

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Yay! That's great, Sadde approves, so here's pushing Theo against a wall again and exploring whatever might be underneath his shirt.

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More walls. More kissing. More wandering hands.

Theo growls again.

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Rar. He likes. "So," he pulls away to say.

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"So?" he asks, then moves to kiss Sadde's jaw. He's already decided he's okay with this, so he might as well continue it.

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Hmmm. Focus. "Do you wanna translate some magic books?" he asks, shuddering slightly under Theo's lips.

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Theo pulls away, seems to consider, then says, "Later," and returns to the kissing.

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Sadde laughs. "And do you wanna continue making out on an actual bed instead of standing up here? We're bound to get tired," he says, trailing the tip of a finger along Theo's stomach and chest under his shirt.

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Theo pulls away, enjoying the caress. Grinning, he runs his tongue across his teeth seductively.

"I'm not sure. I'm actually pretty good right here. "

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"Are you? Well then, far be it from me to take from your enjoyment," he says, and starts nuzzling Theo's neck.

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Well. Sadde seemed pretty interested in Theo's teeth earlier - how about some neck nibbling?

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He definitely approves. "I think there are too many shirts here," he comments lightly, pausing his moaning to do so.

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In response, he pulls off his shirt. Then he gets back to nibbling.

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And then they're both shirtless!

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Ooh, what a fun surprise!

Theo tries nibbling around Sadde's jaw instead. It's a shame that it prevents so much neck nuzzling, but: nibbles.

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Noises! Happy noises of happiness. He likes being nibbled on! And he likes having so much skin contact, and he continues pressing his body against Theo's and pressing Theo against the wall.

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Theo greatly approves, too. Noises of approval abound. There might be a couple of weird noises thrown in there, too.

Still nibbling.

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Okay no enough nibbling now's kissing again.

Should his wandering hands try veeeeery tentatively to wander under Theo's clothes? He awaits elaboration.

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They can... wander under one layer. That's a thing they can do.

Alternatively, the pants can be removed entirely. Perhaps they should go to his bedroom.

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Should Theo indicate either of those things as options via anything other than narration, Sadde will be happy to oblige!

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Really? Sadde needs more indication than what's already visible?

Well, in that case... Theo pushes himself away from the wall, breaks off the kiss temporarily, and says, "Bedroom?"

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Naturally, he's good at body language but not a literal telepath!

"Yes," he says, and the kissing resumes, while walking toward the bedroom. Once there: flopping onto the bed and making his way out of his pants.

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'Making his way out'? Pff, Theo's managed to disappear his on the way over.

Pounce.

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Sadde would be sorry for for taking so long but all he is is horny. And my does he like making out with hot boys in underwear.

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Oh, that's good. Theo likes making out with hot guys in underwear too!

Mmm.


Have those wandering hands wandered anywhere in particular, now that there's less clothing?

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Theo's butt, that's where. He's letting other interesting places interact with each other for the moment.

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Well. That is definitely interaction.


Rrr.

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Given the nature of that interaction and the fact that Sadde's a briefs guy, "wearing underwear" might become less and less descriptive of Sadde's state of (un)dress as they continue making out.

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That is not a problem. Turns out Theo does want. Such a surprise.

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Does want what? Sadde might want to hear him say it.

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Sadde. He wants Sadde.

It's unfortunate that Theo can't hear the narration either.


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That's alright, Sadde can go up to Theo's ears and ask, "Still too fast for you?" in a low, raspy voice.

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"Mm, no, fuck no."

Why is he still wearing underwear? That can go. Sadde's too. Theo nibbles around Sadde's shoulders instead of kisses, though he might get a bit bitey what with all the excitement going on.

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Nnnnope. Sadde's won't go. Sadde will hold on to it and continue wearing it. "I'm not sure I buy it," he says, casually, not kissing Theo anymore or really interacting any further than just, well, remaining there with some visible signs of arousal.

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Theo leans upright and raises an eyebrow.

He grabs Sadde, pulls him up, and kisses him extremely passionately, then pushes him back down onto the bed. "Really?" he asks with a hiss.

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Sadde doesn't budge. "Reeeeally," he says, shuddering only very slightly and looking into Theo's eyes. "Why don't you tell me what you want?"

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"It's not obvious?"

Glare. Somewhat more dangerous growling.

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The growling prompts involuntary movements in Sadde's body, but otherwise he's completely unmoved. "I might want to be certain. Wouldn't do to do something you don't want."

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The glare changes to a fakely-sweet look. "Oh no. Of course we wouldn't want that."

Lean. Chomp.

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Sadde jolts and he moans into Theo's ears. "That's, oh, that's not an answer." He may be rethinking his decision of keeping his underwear on. It's not like it's still covering much, really.

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Oh, look. Pointy teeth. Interestingly, they seem somewhat sharper than they looked, and they looked pretty sharp. He might draw blood, though that's not really his ultimate goal.

Theo's not got any underwear on, and there was something about Sadde's underwear having the tendency to slide off, so he continues the interaction.

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Theo stops biting for a second to say, "Hm," somewhat pensively.

Then he decides that Sadde can keep waiting, whatever, and he'll just keep with the teeth.

Ooh, wait, Theo has other tools too. Does Sadde like nails? How do they go over?

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Very well!

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Oh, well, isn't that interesting.

So, does Theo still need to provide an answer?

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Screw that noise.

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Oh good.

So, the underwear is presumably going. Theo pulls them off. It's almost a shame. (It's really not.)

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Yup, it's gone.

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Well. It would appear their interaction is a little closer now, wouldn't it.

Theo pulls his head away from Sadde's body to smile a little victoriously. Also somewhat viciously. It would appear there have been some marks left. Oops?

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Nope! No oops! This is not an interaction one should regret, all of those things are very good things!

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Sorry, Theo didn't hear that. He'll just have to not bite for a bit. Obviously he wouldn't want to harm Sadde.

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"See, unlike you, I have no qualms asking for it. Everything you've done to my body so far has been an utter delight and I would love it if you continued and then went on to be more creative."

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"Oh, I totally forgot," he says, smirking.

Return to nibbling and stronger-nibbling, smiling with his eyes even if his mouth's kinda busy.

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Oh, well, that'll get a response out of Theo. It might even make him bite harder and dig his nails in further.

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Which draws more noises from Sadde, including a gasp and Theo's name.

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Ooh. Theo thinks that deserves a kiss in response. A long, slow kiss. Which might even involve lip-biting.

Sadde's hands really are very skillful. They're drawing a few noises out of Theo.

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Good! Sadde really likes drawing noises from Theo, too.

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This kissing-with-a-bit-extra might go on for a while, unless Sadde has plans for a new direction to go?

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"So, do you have opinions on how much farther you want to go, now that we're both naked and you're on top of me?"

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "I'm not getting fucked just yet, if that's what you mean."

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"That was not all I meant..."

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"Oh, really? What else did you mean?"

Like he couldn't guess.

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Sadde reaches down and repositions himself just a little bit so that a certain part of Theo's body will have a preview, so to speak, of just what he means. "Is this enough of a hint?"

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Theo smiles a bit more at that, in a way that some might see as slightly predatory. "Oh, it might be. I'm not sure," he teases.

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"Hmmm." He stretches away, reaching for the first drawer of his bedside table, and grabs a pack of something from there. "Is this enough of a hint?"

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"Hmm. I don't know – are you planning on making some unconventional water balloons?"

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Theo laughs too.

"Okay, so that's a 'no', then?" he tries to get out.

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Still giggling. "That's a 'no.'"

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He laughs a bit more.

"Okay. So. Not an unconventional water balloon," – snort – "... I have no idea what you might possibly be hinting at. You might have to show me."

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"Might I? Well, with you on top of me like that, I'm not sure I'll quite be able to. I'm quite restricted in how much I can move, see."

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Theo looks smug. "Oh, isn't that such a terrible shame."

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"I mean, yes, actually? 'Cause then we won't get to implement all my great ideas."

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"Fine," he says, then rolls to the side. "So. Great ideas. Do you want to implement some?"

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Now Sadde's on top! "Yes," he says, and kisses Theo.

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Oof. Mm, kisses.

In this position, he can actually use his nails on Sadde's back more effectively. Such fun!

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Lots of fun! But also Sadde can kiss his way down so he's eye level with something he can use that pack of not-balloons on.

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Oh yes. Yes he so totally can. Theo will not stop him.

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Well, on it goes, then, with some generous lubing. Parts of Sadde should be lubed as well, which he can do with one hand while he's back to kissing Theo and... positioning.

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They should be lubed. That is true.

Theo kisses Sadde more passionately.

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And then he's positioned, and on he goes.

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Ohhkay. Theo will continue the make-outs, and stay pretty busy here, appreciating Sadde.

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And Sadde will make out with Theo while he moves, because moving is a somewhat required aspect of what they're doing right now. His noises are also now quite loud, much louder than they've thus far been.

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Moving is a required aspect. Also a very desired aspect.

Theo appreciates the noises quite a lot.

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At one point Sadde will start becoming quite unable to focus much on the kiss, and will bury his face in Theo's neck. The noises are progressively louder, and the movements progressively faster.

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That is a pretty good way to get Theo to move, too! He starts with some interesting noises.


And then... Yeah. His movements slow down.

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He reaches down to help himself and, soon after, so do his, with a pretty loud grunt.

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Theo turns his head to kiss and nibble the edge of Sadde's jaw.

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Sadde makes muffled little noises.

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Theo moves a little, removes the messy not-balloon, and then says, "That was pretty great, but maybe we should get cleaned up, and I can get rid of this?"

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"Does it have to be now?"

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"Well, I mean, I could just keep holding this, or I could just, you know, leave it on your bed, if you'd prefer that..."

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"Ngh, just leave it there for a minute, I don't have the energy to get up just yet."

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"Okay," Theo says, dropping it. Then he continues kissing and nibbling Sadde's jaw and neck.

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And Sadde continues making various soft contented noises.

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Well, that's cute.


"Uh, so, where are your parents? It's getting pretty late."

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"I live alone."

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... "Oh."

Oops.

"Do you wanna go clean up now?"

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"Yeah, sounds like a good idea, the stickiness kinda lost its charm."

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So he moves to the side, out from under Sadde, and ties a knot in the condom then puts it in the trash.

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And Sadde grabs Theo's hand and starts leading him to the bathroom.

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And lo, a bathroom. Convenient they're not wearing anything, isn't it?

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Yes it is.

And: shower.

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Shower!

And: continued neck nibbles. Rar.

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Sadde continues to approve of those!

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That's good. Theo starts tracing patterns on Sadde's back with his nails.

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Yep. Continued approval. And nibbling of Theo's neck.

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Ooh! The approval is reciprocated.

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They do have to get cleaned up, however.

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Well, of course. But it turns out Theo can multitask! He can be nibbled, keep tracing patterns on Sadde's back, and get cleaned up really slowly!

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Sadde doesn't mind that!

...well, kinda. "I have a question."

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"Oh?" asks Theo, still continuing his hand movement.

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"Aaaare you planning on staying over?"

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"Iiii wasn't, but that sounds like a pretty good idea. I'll need to text my dad and get some clothes, though..."

Trace trace. Nails.

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"Noooo, the point here is you not going out while it's dark and there are vampires."

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Well, yes, that is true. He feels a bit like an idiot. "Yyyeah. That's a good point. In that case, I can just run over and get a change of clothes tomorrow morning?"


He's really feeling the lack of neck nibbles. It's quite sad.

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"Yes, that's sensible. You should probably still tell your father you're spending the night at a stranger's place after having sex with him."

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"I'm not gonna say that! I'll text him anyway, but I'm not just going to say 'had sex, staying over, see ya tomorrow'!"

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He laughs, then pulls Theo closer to him again to resume neck nibbling.

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Theo melts a little, flopping against Sadde.

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Good! He likes melting. Melting's a good reaction to cause on other people.

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Melting is a fun reaction to have! He can just continue lazily tracing patterns on Sadde's back like this, too. It's great.

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Yep! But eventually the shower has to end because Sadde doesn't have infinite money to burn on his water bill.

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Yes, the shower does have to end, and Theo should dry off.

The nibbling and the melting do not, though Theo might want to go text his dad before they continue.

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That's a good idea!

"...so I guess the translation of ancient tomes of forbidden lore's gonna have to wait?"

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"It might be a bit difficult for you to translate while we're busy, yeah."

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"Busy? Whatever else shall we be doing?"

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "Oh, I don't know. I might go to sleep." He fakes a yawn.

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"Ah, indeed, sleeping is important, especially given that we both have class in the morning and should be well-rested then."

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"Ugh. I can just copy you and sleep or something. I think I've got... Bio? Ugh. Anyway, it's not too late..."

Turns out Theo is quick at texting, and he's done messaging his dad. He walks slowly (and gracefully) over to Sadde, and trails his fingers along Sadde's shoulder.

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"Sleeping in class? Tsk, tsk. That's not very nice, what will your teachers think?"

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Theo laughs, because it would be far too undignified to snort, and continues to trail his fingers along Sadde's body. Seductively. Was that mentioned? Because it's totally seductively.

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Is it? Sadde hadn't noticed. He's standing there with his arms folded. "So, I think we should sleep, right? Since we're not going to be translating anything."

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He continues to trail his fingers, now moving into the region of 'aggressively seductive'. Then he rakes his eyes over Sadde and licks his lips.

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Nope. Not drawing a reaction.

...well other than that he's not drawing a reaction. That doesn't count.

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Not even if Theo... starts stroking down Sadde's chest?

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Nnnnope! No (voluntary) reactions.

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Even if he's... a little bit lower? Around Sadde's abs?

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Some twitching. All involuntary. "So, are we going to bed?"

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Theo raises an eyebrow.

Then he puts a hand on Sadde's ass, moves closer to kiss him, and pushes him against the wall. Aggressively.

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Ooh. It would appear Theo has Sadde in his clutches, quite helpless there.

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Oh, well, isn't that terrifying?

Actually, Theo has a bit of a look in his eyes. And that growl is... definitely potentially terrifying.

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Sadde's terrified. Look how terrified he is. Watch him tremble in Theo's arms—wait, no, that probably isn't fear, that's something else.

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Oh well. Theo will settle for that.

Aggressive kissing. Wow, turns out Theo's pretty into Sadde. Who'd've guessed?

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Certainly not Sadde! But he's learning fast, lookit him kissing back, burying his right hand in Theo's hair and using his left to squeeze Theo's butt and pull Theo towards him.

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Well, that just results in harder grinding – Theo was already pretty close. He has no complaints.

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What a surprise. He had definitely not been expecting this, or aiming for it. No, sir. Definitely not. Look at his expression of complete astonishment.

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That's a pretty good range of motion while he's being kissed and also pressed against a wall.

Maaaaybe they should go move to the bed?

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That's probably a good idea.

"Poor Cordelia," he comments between kisses.

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Why yes, it is! Theo can sometimes have good ideas.

"Hm?" he asks, tilting his head a bit (kiss providing).

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"Oh, nothing, I'm just thinking that she wanted to seduce you and completely failed to. I'm feeling rather proud of myself for succeeding."

Now they're on the bed!

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"Yeah, congratulations. Probably helps that I'm a little bit very gay."

And the kisses will resume.

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He'll be distracted by those for a few seconds before recovering enough to ask, "A little bit very?"

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"Emphasis on very. 'Little bit' for humor."

Was that an eye roll?

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"Oh, well. That's a shame."

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"Yeah, well, what can you do."

More kissing. Rrr.

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That, apparently!

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Yes, that is definitely a thing that can happen.

Also neck nibbles. Again. Because they appear to be a good staple of a fun... session.

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That they do!

But Sadde has a little bit less initiative, now, apparently. He's a bit sleepy.

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That's fine, so long as he's still into it. Theo's not too tired just yet, and so he can probably provide enough initiative for the both of them.

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He's definitely still into it, and will follow Theo's lead.

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And so things proceed! Theo is pretty enthusiastic about it all, and thinks it's pretty great, and wow, turns out he's still pretty good at it all.

 

Then finally things wind down. They should probably get cleaned up again. Shower?

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Probably a good idea, yes.

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And then... sleep in the same bed? Or Theo on the floor...?

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Same bed, of course. Sadde wants cuddles.

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Woo! Theo does too, but it's good to check anyway.

... You know, they're still not wearing any clothes. What a shame.

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Insatiable much?

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He didn't mean... to initiate anything. It's just, you know. Fun? Plus, Sadde is super hot. Has Theo mentioned that?

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Well, he's implied it, but he didn't actually say it, not in so many words, no.

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Well, he'll just say it with the fact that he keeps staring at Sadde. His body language can give it away.

... Plus other involuntary actions, if he continues to look at Sadde that way. Oops?

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"We should go to sleep," he says, laughing a bit.

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"I gueesss," he says, drawing out the sound. Stronger snuggle. Is he acting ridiculously cute? Why yes, he is.

... and he's not totally sure why. Hmm.

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Sadde flicks the light switch. They are in darkness.

"Yup! So, good night!"

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"Goodnight."

Think think. Snuggle. Slight frown.

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Sadde doesn't see the slight frown. Due to darkness.

But he does snuggle up. Mmmm, snuggles.

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Eventually, Theo falls asleep. Zzz.

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Zzzzzzzz.

Alarm. Beep beep.

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Ungggh. Why, school, why?

Theo wakes up pretty quickly, despite his grumbling. How about Sadde?

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Grumbles. Grumble grumble. "Ngghh."

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Okay, well, Theo is gonna wait a few minutes and then leave to fetch himself some clothes.

... Oh look, snuggles are still available. He avails himself of them.

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Hmmm. That's nice. It's a good way to wake up. "G'mrng."

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"We should prooobably get up. And I should probably go get some clothes."

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"Aw, who needs clothes, you'd look very dashing going to school naked."

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"Well, I'm sure I would, but I wouldn't want to be arrested for indecent exposure."

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"I don't think it's indecent."

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Theo laughs. "Okay, I should probably get going," he says, and detaches from the snuggle.

Where did his clothes get to?

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Darned if he knows. He grabs a fresh set for himself.

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Eventually he finds his pants and his shirt! Yay, clothes.

... and he can't find anything else, except his shoes which are by the door, and where the hell are the other things, oh well, it's getting late.

"I should probably get going then."

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"Want company? ...and where's your underwear?"

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"Yeah to the company, and I have no idea to the underwear. I couldn't find it. I can just grab a pair at my house."

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"Of course. Well, let's go, then."

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Theo gives Sadde a questioning look, finishes putting on his shoes, then starts going.

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"What?"

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"I'm not sure what you meant with 'of course'," he says, seeking clarification.

Walk walk. Graveyards. More walking.

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"I meant 'of course you'll need to get it from your house,' what else could I have meant?" he asks innocently.

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Theo smiles and playfully squints at Sadde. "I have no idea. Maybe you should suggest it aloud?"

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"If I knew what you were thinking I would, but I do not have the faintest clue."

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Sadde follows. "Won't it ruin your rep to arrive at school with me?"

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "My rep? You realize I've been here for like three days, right?"

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"Yes, and you're already in the soccer team and the school's queen bee was hitting on you from day zero." He giggles. "Man I should go rub you in her face."

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"The school's queen bee? Oh, you mean Cordelia? ... I'm not sure it'd be a good idea to taunt her like that."

He sorta laughs. A bit nervously. Cordelia could probably be scary, and he doesn't want to see that.

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"'Hey, Cordy! Remember that cute boy you were trying to seduce the other day? Guess who did it? Guessssss whooooooo?'"

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Theo laughs a bit more at that. "She did give up after a bit, though, and then I was dancing with the other guy, so she's probably guessed I'm not available to her."

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"Oh, sure, but it's not about you being gay, it's about me being the one to seduce you. She will be furious. I'm sure she'll understand that you danced with that gorgeous random German guy, but she'll never get over this."

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"Never? I don't think she'd hold a grudge that long, but then again, I don't exactly know her."

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"Well, sure, she'll eventually get over it, but she'll still want revenge of some form. Maybe."

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"Yeah."

Well, with that somewhat depressing note, they've finally arrived at Theo's house. He goes in, greets his dad to show he hasn't been murdered by some random stranger, and introduces him and Sadde.

Then he goes up to his room to get changed.

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Sadde doesn't think that's depressing at all. It's fun! Also hi Theo's dad!

...can Sadde follow Theo up?

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Yes, yes he can. Theo's dad looks somewhat curious about Sadde, but it's okay, he can wait.

Theo raises an eyebrow at Sadde. And starts getting changed.

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And Sadde folds his arms and leans against the wall and watches Theo get changed.

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"Did you have something to add?"

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"No, I just wanted to see you naked again."

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Theo laughs. "Okay, well, we should probably get going."

Downstairs-ward! Bye, Theo's dad.

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Bye, Theo's dad!

"Your dad looked confused about my existence."

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"I hadn't mentioned making any friends, let alone any that were good enough friends I'd stay over their place the third day of the semester."

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"Oh, you didn't mention almost being turned into dinner by a vampire? Why?"

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Theo gives Sadde a look. "Are you serious?"

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"...yeah? I mean, telling everyone and causing a panic and possibly causing the Men In Black to come won't help, but at least giving him some holy water, a crucifix, and a stake ought to help."

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"... Okay, wow, that's actually a good point, why did I not think of that. I'm sure he'll be fine until tonight, though, right? I have no idea how I'm going to explain this to him."

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"Vampires do get burned by the sun, so he probably won't be finding any during the day, and it's statistically unlikely he'll find one on any particular evening."

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"Yeah. Okay. Well, that's gonna be. Fun. 'Hey, so, dad, vampires are a thing. Can you just carry a cross and a stake so you're safer? Thanks.'"

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"I can come with, show him some magic, might be easier to believe vampires when you see teekay."

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"Yeah, that'd be nice, thanks. I guess I can show him my puncture marks too."

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"Oh, they'll probably be gone by tonight."

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"Okay, well, I can take a photo and hope he doesn't think it's 'shopped and maybe hope he remembers it. ... Actually, do I really want my dad to know I got bitten by a vampire? I mean, knowing about vampires, sure, but. I don't know."

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"I dunno, he's your dad. Might impress on him how dangerous they are, might do it well enough that he decides to move and I'll never see you naked again."

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"Are they only in Sunnydale? That would be kinda surprising."

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"They're disproportionately in Sunnydale. Ever wonder why property prices here are this low?"

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"Because this is a small town? ... That has vampires, and demons, and so much other stuff. Why is it disproportionately in Sunnydale?"

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"Some of those books mention something called a 'mouth of hell' or a 'hellmouth' depending on the translation. They don't outright mention Sunnydale, but side effects of having a hellmouth in your town include various demonic activity, increased numbers of the undead, and the ability to affect causality in order to attract weird magic stuff. Like, say, part-demons with sexiness as their power." Pause. "I wonder if you're part incubus or something." He sniffs Theo.

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"Y-" He looks at Sadde. "What are you doing?"

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"Checking to see if you're an incubus, the book said incubi have very strong pheromones, if I'd gotten a boner upon sniffing you that'd be conclusive evidence."

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Theo raises an eyebrow. He's apparently doing that quite a bit, lately. "... So I'm guessing I'm not an incubus then?"

He hasn't actually, y'know, checked. It's just the way that Sadde phrased it.

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"My genitals are unaffected by your scent, however rugged and manly it may be."

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"Why thank you."


Oh, look, they're now at school. What fun.

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And first class: bio!

They arrived at school together, so of course on the way to class—

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—people notice.

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People do.

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And Willow walks up to Sadde and is surprised! "Oh, h—hi!"

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"Hey, Willow! Have you met Theo?"

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"Hey!"

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"N—no! He's the new guy, right? Do you two live close to each other?"

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"Nope!"

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Theo laughs a bit and flicks Sadde. "Stop teasing her."

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She looks between them, blinks, then: "Oh! Oh. Already?"

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"Apparently we just had such great chemistry. That plus a love of the mysterious."

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"...the mysterious?" She whispers: "Is that euphemism for sex?"

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Sadde sporfles.

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Theo opens his mouth, closes it, then opens it again. "No. No, 'the mysterious' was not a euphemism for sex."

Very faint blushing. Who would possibly notice such a thing?

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Maybe no-one currently present in the conversation, but it turns out someone's pretty good at noticing these things, from a distance.

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He continues laughing.

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"Okay. Um. W—well, welcome to Sunnydale! And are you sure you want to walk with us in public?"

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"Yeah, I'm sure I'll be fine. If anyone has a problem, they can just take it up with... me."

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"No, that's not what they do, what they do is they destroy your social life and any hopes you may have of ever amounting to anything in your life."

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"I'm sure I'll be fine. A social life would be nice, but it's like two years. I'm not gonna be totally disconnected."

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"If you're sure."

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"Stop spooking the new guy, it'll be fine. We're both fine, aren't we?"

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"Oh, now we are, but you're not that fine when you end up in the dumpster."

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"... End up in the dumpster?"

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"They're not terribly creative with their 'pranks,' throwing me into the dumpster is a personal favourite."

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"... Oh. Who?"

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"Guess."

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"... Brad? His name was Brad, right?"

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"Ayup."

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"Ok."

He scans the courtyard for Brad. Is he anywhere to be seen?

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Sure! There he is, with his jock friends.

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Well, it would obviously be a bad idea to start anything just yet.

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Yes, it would. Eva makes her way over to Brad. She smiles, starts fiddling with her hair, and asks, "Can we chat?"

Taking the answer to be a yes (obviously), she leads him out of Theo's view. She has something to handle.

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Yep, he follows her, with a slight sneer on his face. His friends' reactions vary from slightly amused to encouraging, but they don't make a fuss of it.

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Theo turns back to Sadde and Willow and smiles. "So, we have Bio first? ... I don't think I have any lessons with you, Willow – I'm guessing you're not a junior?"

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"Oh, no, I'm a sophomore."

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"Yep, she's a baby and I'm corrupting her."

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"Might want to be careful, Willow. You see how quickly he's corrupted me."

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She blushes a little.

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"We actually dated for a while. Didn't work out."

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"Oh. I guess... that's a shame? At least you're still friends, though!"

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"Yeah, Willow's rad." Bell! "And we should probably go to class."

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"Yeah."

And so Theo walks alongside Sadde to Bio.

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Sadde says 'bye to Willow and then: Bio!

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And Sadde doesn't actually sleep in Bio, because he finds it interesting, right?

Cells. And organelles. And stuff. Sigh.

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Well Sadde himself does find it interesting, even if last night left him somewhat tired.

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Tired? Pff. Theo's not.


It's really not interesting. Eventually the lesson ends.

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And Sadde has Latin!

"See you at lunch? Or are you gonna sit with your new jock friends?"

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Theo has French!

"I'll probably sit with you today. It didn't start anything on Monday, so it should be fine."

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"Your social naïveté is endearing."

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"Oh, merci beaucoup. I'm surprised you know that word – isn't it a bit too French for you?" He sticks out his tongue.

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"Careful with that tongue, someone might end up stealing it," he says, and attempts to pinch it between his index finger and thumb.

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Theo jerks back. "Yeah, I really hope not. There's probably something that does that." He looks a bit miserable. "I should probably get to French, anyway."

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"Probably." And he leans forward to give Theo a peck on the cheek.

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Theo kisses Sadde back, then smiles a bit wryly.

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"Seriously?" Brad walks up to ask. "Is freak a girl under that, or are you a faggot, too?"

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"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

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Theo gives Sadde a look, then turns to Brad. "Does it seriously matter if I'm into guys? Or whether Sadde even is a guy?"

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He makes a disgusted look at both of them and spits, "Faggots," before turning around to leave.

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Theo turns to Sadde. "I am enlightened. I never would have know that I was a faggot otherwise."

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Sadde snickers. "We should go to our next classes."

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"Yeah. See you at lunch," Theo says, and then proceeds to French.

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And Sadde has Latin, as mentioned.

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And then French is over, and Theo has History.

Ugh. At least French was kinda interesting.

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And Sadde theoretically has math.

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... Theoretically? That's worrying. Too bad Theo doesn't have access to the narration.


And then: Lunch! Theo walks into the cafeteria and looks for Sadde and Willow.

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Willow's there! And she looks pretty worried when she sees Theo arrive without Sadde, because Sadde isn't.

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Theo walks over to her and asks, "Do you know where Sadde is...?"

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"I thought he was with you."

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"I had history. He had, um. Math?"

Why does it feel like this is the start of a horror film?

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Someone pauses in their conversation and notices the interaction in the corner. She looks around the rest of the cafeteria and her eyes fall on Brad.

Then she returns to her conversation, acting no differently from before.

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"He might've gotten into a fight again. Or stuffed in his own locker."

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"Yeah, that's what I'm worried about."


He sits down and waits another few minutes.

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No Sadde for another few minutes!

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"I think we should go look for him. Do you know where they usually... put him?"

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"I know where his locker is," she says, and gets up to show him.

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And the other conversations continue.

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They arrive. She knocks on Sadde's locker: shave and a haircut?

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Two bits!

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Theo looks rather unamused. "What's the combination?"

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Sadde snorts and tells him.

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Theo unlocks the locker, then gives Sadde a look. "What happened?"

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Sadde has: a bruise on his face! "Brad happened."

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Willow sighs. Another Thursday.

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"How long were you in there?" he asks, a bit more sympathetically.

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"I missed math," he says, stepping out of the locker, "which is a shame. I like math. Anyway, should we eat?"

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He gives Sadde a bit of a pitying look, then says, "Yeah, we should."

There's a bit of an angry glint in his eye.

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And Willow's completely used to this.

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And then they're back in the cafeteria. Theo's not particularly hungry right now, so he just gets a drink.

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Sadde and Willow get their food and start making their way to a table.

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Theo follows along, but walks past Brad on his way over. Then he... trips and falls against Brad, slicing a cut in Brad's arm.

He looks a bit confused, and then sees the blood and says, "Oh, shit, dude! I'm so sorry!"


... It's convincingly like a trip, despite his weird grace.

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Eva turns when she hears the noise, looking at the scene disbelievingly.

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"Ow! What the fuck, Ivers?!" Brad says, standing up suddenly and pushing Theo away.

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Willow looks over her shoulder at the source of the commotion and looks—conflicted.

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Sadde just looks quietly amused.

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"I tripped!" Theo says in defense, then squints a little at Brad's arm. " ... You know you're bleeding, right? You should probably go see the nurse."

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He looks at his arm and glares. "Fuck you, dick-sucking faggot."

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Sadde snickers. He's not wrong.

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Josh is watching from another table, and calls, "Brad, you really should go see a nurse, that looks bad from here."

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Brad shoots Theo a final "This will have consequences" look and scoots off.

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Theo gets up, grabbing his drink and brushing himself off, then walks in the direction of Willow and Sadde. He seems to be making an effort to look apologetic about the whole thing, but he's not really succeeding.

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"Was that even slightly unintentional?"

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"I don't know what you're talking about. I tripped."

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"That was actually pretty impressively convincing, you don't look like the kind of guy who can trip."

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"Yeah. I'm kinda surprised, too."

He sips his drink.

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"Th-that was probably a bad idea."

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"It was a bad idea of him to call me a faggot. And to attack Sadde. And to be a dick. All I can say is 'karma's a bitch.'"

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"I can't say I disapprove but Brad now officially hates you."

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"Yeah, well. Oops. If he has a problem, so what, I'm magic."

Someone's feeling belligerent today, apparently.

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"Magic?" She looks between Theo and Sadde.

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Oops. "I was being euphemistic. I meant it as 'I'm fabulous', as in gay."

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She blinks, then looks at Sadde. "You told him?"

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"He was attacked by a vampire, kinda had to."

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"No, Willow, Sadde didn't tell me that I was gay. I've known that for a while. The cute guy vampire just confirmed it a bit more."

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"He was ridiculously hot. Like, unfairly so. And then he had to bite me. No offense, Sadde – you're hot, too."

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"I ended up biting you, too."

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"Okay, I'm going to end this conversation right here."

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"He didn't draw blood! But okay, fine. Apparently I'm potentially demon."

Boy is it lucky that no-one's around to overhear this.

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"Okay, and I'm actually a fairy."

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"Oh, cool. What do you get from that? I just get pointy teeth, weirdness fluidity stuff when I move, and apparently I'm prone to being eaten by vampires named 'Hans'. Sample size of one."

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"...I'm not actually a fairy."

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"There's the hissing and growling, too. And your nails are pretty sharp."

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Theo gives Willow a look. "I guessed."

Then to Sadde: "... Really? Another thing? Ugh. ... You didn't think to mention this when I, um... was using them?"

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"I mean, I noticed they were sharp, but it didn't occur to me that they could be supernaturally sharp until you basically maimed Brad."

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"I... That was a total accident. But, uh, good point. I'm not sure nails usually do that, at least not that easily."

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Eva excuses herself from her friends and makes her way over to Sadde, Theo and Willow. Sitting down, she places her bottle of water on the table and says, "Hi there!"

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"Hi. ...a-are you lost?"

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"Nope!" she says, brightly, then proceeds to ignore Willow in favor of Theo. It wouldn't do to look too friendly.

"So. You're new? I heard you're already on the football team – congratulations!"

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"Uh, it's actually the soccer team, but thanks?"

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"Oh, right. So, what was that fight about?"

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"Fight? ... Oh, you mean with Brad? Nah, I just tripped."

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She gives him a look.

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Okay, she's more used to this.

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He watches the interaction quietly. And eats his lunch.

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Theo just smiles.

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"Well okay then," says Eva, showing just how much she believes that. She looks around to make sure she won't be spreading gossip, and then asks, "Was it anything to do with... you two? As a couple?" She indicates Sadde and Theo, then turns to Willow and says in a stage whisper, "They're together, you know." Wink.

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"Uh, yeah, I wouldn't describe one night as 'being together.'"

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"And in spite of that, I've been made aware of at least four different things that happened during that one night over the last twenty minutes."

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Eva laughs at that. Maybe she's not ignoring Willow that much, whatever.

She looks at Theo and raises an eyebrow, then gets serious. "Yeah, I know that. He called you two fags," she starts, then points at Sadde. "He's been bullying you for longer than I realized." Her hand goes down again. "And he's 'creating disharmony in my bubble.' Is there any chance you guys can just stay away from him?"

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Theo doesn't know what that look was about, but he doesn't like it. "You think we provoked him into doing it?"

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"Well, I kinda did, but I don't think I'm going to stop, when he thinks I'm getting off on the stuff he does he's way less likely to do them. I would know, I've been keeping track. For what it's worth, he's not strictly correct in saying I'm a fag, not only am I bi but also I'm frequently a girl."

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Eva gives Sadde a look, this time. "Yeah, I'm not blind, I realized that." She sighs. "Look, I'm not trying to be mean here, it's just that it's probably easier to get you guys to stay away from him, rather than vice versa."

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"I don't think you get how this works."

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"Well obviously it's not a perfect solution – I'm not stupid – but it's better than him eventually getting annoyed enough to beat you to death, isn't it?" she says, eyes (metaphorically) flashing. Then she realizes she's a bit too 'enthusiastic', and falls back on a smile.

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He sporfles. "Oh, he only hurts me as much as I let him. I've faced worse things than him. And in any case, that doesn't work, he comes after us. Me, anyway."

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"I didn't mean he'd beat you to death," she says to Sadde, then looks to Theo and back.

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"Who did you mean? Theo? Pretty sure that won't happen, either."

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She looks at Sadde, then squints a bit, then looks over at Theo, and back at Sadde. "... Right. Of course. Just what I needed."

She grabs her drink and gets up to leave.

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Theo is very confused. And a little bit worried.

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"That was weird. And cute. She's actually worried about us."

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"I think it was mostly weird. ... Demons can't read thoughts, can they?"

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"Some can."

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"She had suspiciously good timing."

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"I don't think she's a demon. And if she was, and could read thoughts, there'd be no need for her to act cryptic around the three of us, of all people."

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"She kept giving me looks. I mean, you're right, she wouldn't need to be cryptic, but... I just don't get it."

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"She was lying when she justified her actions as just because it was causing, what was her phrasing, trouble in her group or something?"

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"How do you know that?"

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"Right."

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"I think it was 'disharmony in my bubble'. Do you have any idea what her motivation actually was, then?"

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"My secret's being good at body language, I can't actually read minds."

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Okay, then.

Theo continues eating.

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Yeah, food's a good idea. Sadde touches his bruised cheekbone and grimaces a bit.

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Willow looks between them. "So... are you two? Gonna be an item?"

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Theo looks at Sadde somewhat sadly, seemingly looking for something, then says, "I don't know."

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Sadde raises his eyebrows. "What was that?" he asks Theo.

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"What do you mean?" he asks, looking like he really doesn't want to be here.

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"I-I can have lunch elsewhere."

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"I think if Theo wants to discuss anything we should be the ones to go somewhere else," Sadde says.

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"What? I just said I don't know. We haven't exactly discussed it."

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"My point exactly! Also you looked like a billion things went through your mind right there, that looks like something that should be talked about."

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He looks down at the table and says, "Yeah. Probably."

Sigh.

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She looks between them. "R-really, I can go."

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Sadde raises an eyebrow, then stands up. "How about we don't force our delightful friend to go elsewhere because of our" your "problems?"

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"Seeya later, Willow."

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"...bye," she says, sounding a bit remorseful.

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Sadde just leads him to the hall, between rows of lockers, leans back against a wall, and asks, "So?"

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"So," Theo responds a little darkly.

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"...dude, you're the one whose face did the things, I can't tell you what you're thinking."

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"Yeah, I already got that you can't read minds."

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"...okay, so should I just tentatively assume the answer's 'no'?"

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"I don't know. It was a 'yeah, probably, I'm totally open to the idea' earlier."

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"He speaks! Fantastic. I still want to know what you were thinking."

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"I just... I don't know? You seemed a little... shoot-down-y."

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"I did not!" he insists. "What does that even mean?"

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"I don't know... kinda aggressive and annoyed, like you were just going to say 'no' to everything I suggested and you didn't even realize you were doing it."

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He opens and closes his mouth a few times before saying, "Really? I didn't mean to sound like that. I'm sorry."

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Theo looks down at the ground, not really knowing what to say to that, then looks back up. "I mean, I don't know? I was open to the idea, but I wasn't sure if you were, and then I thought you... weren't."

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"Well. Not to put too fine a point on it, I'm not exactly a saint. Last night was not my first or tenth rodeo, so to speak. It would not be unusual for that to be a one-time thing, I was not expecting it to be anything more than that, and I was cool with it, even with the inevitable and completely justified rumors that would spread around school. And we've just met. So it's not that I'm not open to the idea, it just hadn't really occurred to me as a matter to be considered."

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Theo looks down again. "Right." He looks at Sadde and says, "That's fine. I mean, it wasn't my first 'rodeo' either. So – can we just go back to the cafeteria now?"

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"Nope! If you want to be an item I wanna know details! Which kind of item are we? How does the fact that I'm not always a boy figure into it? What are the expectations?"

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"I was just saying. I wasn't... actually... saying. And I'm pretty thoroughly gay, so I don't know."

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"Man, this is going to be a complicated relationship. Do you want me to suggest stuff?"

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Theo half-smiles at that. "Uh... I guess?"

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"Well, I don't mind only being with you when I'm a boy. What are your feelings about exclusivity? And terminology? Do you want to be the walk-hand-in-hand kind of item or the makeouts in the middle of the halls kind of item?"

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"Exclusivity would be nice. I don't really know about terminology but I guess I'd be your boyfriend?" Theo says a bit tentatively. Then he continues, a bit sarcastically: "Oh, and makeouts in the halls, obviously. Rub it in Brad's face as much as possible."

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"Well, rubbing it in his face has been my strategy for a while."

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Theo laughs a bit, then says. "Uh, I don't know."

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He shrugs. "I don't care either way. But man now I want to rub you in Cordelia's face even more."

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Theo smiles a bit. "I wonder how she'd react to that."

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"Why don't we go find out?"

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"I. Um. ... Ummm."

He looks a bit worried about the idea.

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"Or not," he shrugs.

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He now looks a bit conflicted about the idea.


... And now considering.

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"Well. I mean. If we're getting together anyway, people are going to find out eventually?"

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"Unless we break up, like, tomorrow."

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"... That's true. I guess I... don't really know you that well."

Which is weird, because it seems like he knows Sadde rather well after just three (and a half) days.

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"No, you don't, and vice-versa, but I saved your life so you're probably swooning over me, and I find you hot and cute. But well, I mean, we're interested in each other, it doesn't matter the reason, there's nothing that says we need to spend five years being only friends before we try going out, and if it turns out we don't work out, we stay just friends. Unless it also turns out we can't stand each other, in which case I'll provide you your mystic book translations remotely and wish you the best of luck."

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"I'm not swooning," he says, feeling defensive. "But yeah, I get your point."

He still thinks people are going to find out, even if they do break up.

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"You're still thinking things."

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"Well, even if we do break up, Brad already knows so people are going to find out through him anyway... We'd just be speeding up the process if we, uh. Kissed in the cafeteria."

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"Oh, that's what you want, huh?"

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Theo looks pretty confused. "... Isn't that what you–" Oh. Nope, that's not what Sadde suggested. "Oh. Um."

He smiles a bit self-consciously and blushes (faintly).

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"I'm not opposed to the idea, I'm utterly shameless."

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"Well then."

Is it obvious what he wants to do?

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Yes, it is. "Shall we, then?"

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"Yes. I think we shall. How do you want to do it?" He raises an eyebrow, smiling mischievously. "Walk by Cordelia and you sweep me into a kiss?"

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"That sounds a bit contrived. I'm sure if we just return to our table holding hands and kiss when we get there the entire school will have known all about it last week."

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"Contrived? I don't know what you mean."

Hand-hold?

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Hand-hold!

They return.

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"Should I be congratulating the new couple?" she asks when they're close enough.

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My, isn't that interesting. Fortunately, some of us are progressive enough not to give a damn, so thinks Eva, and she makes it obvious to her group that that's her standpoint by saying, "Oh, cute," and leaving it at that.

She looks a bit bored, really.

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Theo rubs the back of his neck with the hand that's not currently being held in Sadde's. "I guess so!"

He looks rather happy with himself, and ignores any looks that might be directed their way.

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Oookay.

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Cordelia thinks she's eaten enough and unceremoniously leaves the cafeteria.

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Well okay then. No complaints here.

Still no complaints.


... Still none.

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Okay, well. That's... not so boring.

Eva totally does not look for longer than strictly necessary.

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Sadde pulls away and sits down. "So, yeah, we're a thing now."

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"I suspected as much."

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Theo also sits down, a little dizzy from the kiss. He blinks a few times to clear his head.

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"Has he gotten that much better at kissing?"

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"... Huh? Since when?"

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"Since we dated. He didn't use to get me dizzy like that."

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"I practiced."

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Theo's embarrassed by his reaction now.

Oh look, his drink is still here. How great. He takes a sip.

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"You're adorable."

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... Theo also has his phone on him. There must be something interesting he can look at.

Sorry, Sadde, Theo's too busy reading an imaginary text to respond to your claims of how adorable he is.

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"Are you embarrassed? Should I stop?"

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"I have no idea what you're talking about."

Such an interesting text. Lengthy, too.

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"You may have missed the memo, but I'm usually good at detecting misdirection."

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"See my previous comment," he says, smirking.

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"You are such a liar."

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Sigh.

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Theo looks up at that. "Something wrong?"

He's guessing it's that they're being all cute and annoying, but he might be totally off the mark.

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"You two are being all cute and couple-y already. You have been together for twenty minutes!"

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He looks at her a bit blankly, then starts laughing.

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"What can I say, I'm irresistible."

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"I don't think so."

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"Mm... I'm gonna have to go with Sadde on this one."

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"Okay."

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Theo turns down his smile a little. Making Willow uncomfortable: not his goal.


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Oh, there's the bell! Thank goodness. "Well, I guess I'll see you two later?"

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"That you will."

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Holding hands?

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Score.


Then: They're at English! Theo sits down. Next to Sadde.

... He's rather happy he got this seat.

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Sadde's pretty happy about that, too!

Except then English starts. Eugh.

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It's okay, Theo's here to make it better.


... Or Sadde can sleep. Even Theo might not be able to make English better.

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Yeah, no, they can't talk during English.

Zzzzzzzzz.

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Thaaat's fiiine.

Sadde's kinda cute when he's sleeping.

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He would be glad to hear Theo thinks so! If he were awake. Which he's not.

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Well, in that case, Theo will just keep doing English and admiring Sadde.

... Until the bell. Which eventually occurs. At which point he puts his stuff away and gets up.

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"Mnngh," he says, raising his head a bit and looking around. He yawns as he gets up and stretches.

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"I've got Math."

Unfortunately, that means they're not in the same class next.

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"Aww, don't look like that, we'll see each other after class," he says, and kisses Theo.

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Brad makes a disgusted noise and leaves the room with one of his friends.

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Mmkiss.

Theo looks over at Brad and laughs. To Sadde: "I will see you later then."

And off he goes to math! Woo, math!

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Woo, history!

Zzzzzzz.

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Theo does not sleep through math, because Theo does not sleep through lessons, and also math isn't English or History.


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And Sadde shows up!

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As does Willow!

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"Hey!" says Theo. "So, uh. My dad won't be back for a while, so there's not much point going there straight away, if you have something else to do?"

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"We never did get around to looking at those books, did we?"

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"Oh yeah, good idea. Is Willow coming with?"

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"Willow has already seen those books and is taking Latin, too. I could come, though."

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Theo rolls his eyes. "Oh, okay, sure, you come. I'll have to let Willow know that you said she can't, though."

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"Right."

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"Let's go, then, shall we?"

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"Sure," says Theo, and off they go.

Hand-hold?

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Hand-hold!

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Theo doesn't have anything to add on the way unless someone starts a conversation.

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So they'll walk to Sadde's place in companionable silence!

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Indeed they will!

And when they get there, what do they do? Is it reading the books? Theo bets it's reading the books.

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Well, Theo can't really read them yet.

They arrive, Sadde leaves his bag in some corner, and says, "Welcome to my lair."

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"You know I've been here before, right?" he says, smirking.

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"Yes, but we were too busy making out for me to say this."

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Willow will just leave her bag over there. "Sssso, do we get magical goodies, then?"

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"Magical goodies? ... I don't think I asked you much about doing magic itself."

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"Suppose you didn't," he says, and walks toward the room Theo had probably assumed was his parents'.

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Willow follows!

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Theo had been a bit busy to assume anything, but had he thought about it, he probably would have assumed as such. He follows too.

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Sadde opens the door to reveal his magical abode! Well, it's kinda dark, but it's revealed when he turns on the light.

There's a shelf with a few magical tomes on it, and herbs, dried bits of animals, floating bits of animals in fluid, fluids, unlit incense, dolls, various wooden and stone carvings, cloth with drawings on it, cloth weaved in interesting patterns, amulets, containers, jars, plates, cabinets, and other miscellaneous objects strewn about on other shelves or the floot.

And in the middle of the room, a (currently-empty) cauldron.

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Okay, blegh, ew. Floating bits of animals in fluid: not something Theo wants to look at, or even think about.

"Is all that really... necessary?" he asks, waving in the direction of the animals bits.

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Sadde walks in and grabs a couple of his own tomes, as well as the three he checked out for Theo, and looks at the other boy with a raised eyebrow. "Of course it is, do you think it's decorative?"

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Willow looks around for something until she finds one half-finished cloth amulet and some amulet-making tools (needle and thread and such). She takes them.

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"What's it even used for?"

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Willow looks at him.

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"...magic. This is what spells are made of. Some spells. Not all of them."

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... Well of course it's used for magic, but. That's not what he meant.

Sigh. "Right."

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"If you want I can set a spell up, here."

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"What sorts of things can you do?"

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"Well, small stuff I don't need ingredients, like," and he makes a ball of light on his palm, "or light teekay. That spell I used on the vampire the other day I had to prepare. Actually I should probably prepare another one of those..."

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Willow was playing with her amulet but upon hearing that she looks up and asks, "Ooh, can I help?"

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"Sure."

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"How does the spell work? I don't really remember it too well."

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"Well what you saw was me invoking a goddess to smite a vampire, but there's a lot of behind-the-scenes. And three well-coordinated pairs of hands will help, you'll find the holy items over there," he tells Theo, pointing to a corner with a couple of shelves, "can you grab one of the vials with holy water, the crucifix ladle, and the Communion bread? And Willow—"

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"The sage, the crystals, and the diamond, I know."

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So Theo goes to the corner and gets the stuff, then brings it back to Sadde. "Here you are."

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"Thanks," he says, putting the objects on a small table by the cauldron and resuming his process of dropping various weird powders into it. "There's a hose in the bathroom, can you connect it to the faucet close to the floor and bring the other end here?" He grabs incense and matches.

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... "Sure." A hose in the bathroom. Of course?

He goes to attach the hose, and presuming all goes well, brings the other end back.

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Willow's holding the sage and arraying the crystals in order on the little table by the cauldron.

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Sadde takes the other end of the hose. "Can you open the faucet? And close it when I call." He points it into the cauldron. "Don't open it too much, I'll tell you when it's good."

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"Okay."

So off he goes to do that. Such a good little helper.

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And eventually Sadde tells him to stop, and asks him to bring the rest of the hose back to the bathroom and close the door when he walks back in.

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Sooo he does that.

Is this the fun part?

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It is!

Sadde lights the incense up and starts chanting, "Goddess Hecate, hear my plea."

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Willow uses some of the heat of the incense to burn the tips of the sage she's holding, and starts walking in counterclockwise circles around the cauldron with it.

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Theo has no idea what to do! So he just stands here, trying not to get in anyone's way.

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"Banish the darkness," he says, and drops a single drop of holy water into the cauldron. "Banish the darkness," and he drops the Communion bread then. "Make me a tool to banish the darkness of this world."

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"Banish the darkness," Willow intones after that last part.

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Theo is not sure whether to repeat that or not. He decides not to, unless either of them hints that he should, since he hasn't spoken during the ritual at all yet.

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He doesn't hint.

"Take this offering, that it fuel your power." He drops one of the crystals into the cauldron. The cauldron sizzles, and the lights start flickering. "Take this offering, that it fuel your power." Second crystal, more flickering. He stirs the cauldron twice with the crucifix-ladle, and intones, "Banish the darkness, with the power darkness cannot stand. Channel through me the power of the sun."

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"Banish the darkness."

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Again, Theo won't say anything unless he gets another hint.

The special effects are nice. Kinda worrying, but nice.

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Sadde switches to Latin, and chants some rhyming verses as he drops the remaining crystals, and then a few other strange powders. Soon the light goes out altogether, but by then the bubbling liquid inside the cauldron is emitting its own light, as are Sadde's eyes.

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Oh, okay. That's not creepy at all.

Are Willow's eyes okay? How about Theo's own? He can check by seeing if light reflects off his a hand in front of his eyes, if he has to.

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Willow's eyes are fine. She has stopped chanting, and now is only waving the sage about in silence.

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Well, he assumes his eyes are fine in that case.

He awaits further... anything.

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Given that he doesn't speak Latin, it'll probably look mostly the same, with the occasional "Banish the darkness" here and there. Until:

"Goddess Hecate, hear my plea. Use me as your vessel, take me. I offer you my being and my soul, that you may cast destruction upon those who taint the earth. Banish the darkness."

The liquid starts swirling on its own, with blotches of brighter light here and there, and the diamond he left on the table starts glowing.

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Well. That sounds potentially worrying. Obviously he doesn't interrupt it, because that could be dangerous, but. 'I offer you my being and my soul'? The bit after that makes it sound better, but still.

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A few more verses in Latin, and the liquid swirls, swirls, swirls, until it's more gas than liquid, more aether than matter, and Sadde says: "Goddess Hecate, make me your tool, accept this symbol of destruction and be the stake through the heart of darkness!"

He then drops an actual stake into the fluid, which becomes a jet of light, going through Sadde's heart and leaving from his back before entering the glowing diamond. He screams, facing the ceiling, his eyes glowing white, the ex-liquid piercing him without leaving an actual wound.

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Um okay that really does not. Sound. Good. Willow? Any help here? Is this a normal thing that he should be ignoring and wasn't warned about and okay why wasn't he warned, this is potentially the worst prank ever!

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Willow has stopped waving the sage about and is now watching. She does not seem particularly pleased about it, but neither does she look terribly alarmed or surprised.

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Well, right, in that case Theo will just quietly freak out over here. At least it's presumably a thing that's supposed to happen.

Aaaugh.

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Eventually all the fluid has gone through Sadde and into the diamond, and he slumps forward, using the cauldron for support. The lights come back on, and no more special effects seem to be happening. He's breathing heavily, though, as if he's just run a marathon with a bear trap on each leg while fighting an anaconda. With pneumonia.

...yeah, he doesn't look too good.

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Theo moves slowly forwards, and (unless Willow stops him), makes his way over to Sadde to see if he's okay. Should he get some water? Does Sadde need food? Is it just a temporary thing? It would be nice if they had told him more about this.

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Who will lean heavily on her and, should he elect to help, too, Theo. He grabs the diamond and says, "Living room, yeah?" His voice's shaky and somewhat weak, reflecting some of aforementioned exhaustion.

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Yes, Theo elects to help.

"Sure," he says, sounding a bit relieved that Sadde's at least not unconscious. This magic thing definitely does not sound very fun. Was Sadde trying to scare Theo away from it? Because he might've succeeded.

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He flops onto his couch, clutching the diamond in his hand, and leans his head back.

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Willow looks sorta resigned, and sits on the couch, too.

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Theo sits on the other side of Sadde from Willow, a comfortable distance away but not crowding him. "Do you... need anything?" he asks.

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"Just rest. Willow can probably help you with books while I do."

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"Ookaay..." he says, somewhat hesitantly, looking to Willow for guidance. The guy he is potentially now with has just called upon a god in a magic ritual and is looking somewhat worse for the wear. He doesn't know what to do.

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She sighs. "He'll be fine. It's a heavy ritual he invented, and it's kinda big, as far as rituals go. Most other magic isn't like that. So, do you wanna books?"

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Theo looks a bit relieved at that, but. Still a bit frowny and worried.

"Uh, yeah. Okay," he says, then gets up and looks at Sadde again.

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No significant changes, he's still breathing heavily and clutching the diamond.

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Theo, meanwhile, was just waiting.

When Willow returns, he moves away from Sadde somewhat reluctantly, and now they can go books.

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"So, what do you want to do first?"

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"Probably go through some of the red one about vampires? I really don't know much about them other than 'bitey' and 'allergic to Christianity'."

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"Sure! Um, what do you want to do with it?"

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"What do you mean? I just wanna find out some more about vampire weaknesses and what they can do to kill me and stuff."

Apparently he's feeling morbid. How nice.

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"I mean, do you want me to help you translate all of it, or just give you the highlights, or what?"

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"The highlights are probably best if you've read all of it. Maybe translate specific sections if they're really detailed?"

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"They're really detailed. Really, really, really detailed. It's like reading the Lord of the Rings."

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"It sounds like a good idea to go through the relevant sections then. And maybe take notes."

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"No, I mean—have you never read the Lord of the Rings?"

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"... Um. I haven't, but I think I get what you mean now? Like, lots of fancy words to describe something basic?"

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"Yeah. The book spends twenty-three pages describing vampire fangs."

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"... Rrright. And what stuff does it say? The highlight is basically 'sharp', right?"

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"Well, sharp, also they secrete a healing substance, and the vampire can will the bite to, um. Make the victim feel good."

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"Um." That is so unfai— Nnnope. Not going that way. "Right. Um. I don't get how that can take twenty-three pages."

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"I could write twenty-three pages about making someone come," Sadde calls from the couch.

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"I'm sure you could," responds Theo. "It's not that hard." Facepalm. "Did the guy seriously just describe that for twenty-three pages, or did he just take a really long time describing the average curvature or something?"

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"Um. Both?"

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"Okay, eugh. I think I just want the highlights then."

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"Yeah. So," she opens the book and starts leafing through it to remind herself, "this thing says that in the beginning, demons roamed the Earth, controlling vast armies and territories, fighting each other, and terrorizing mortals."

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"'In the beginning'? ... I thought the other book was the mythology book."

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"This one is about vampire mythology. It doesn't say much about what that time was like, but it says that, when the demons were beginning to lose their hold on this realm and flee to other hells, one of them decided to mix its blood with a human, creating the first vampire, so that his hold over the earth would remain."

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"... I'm guessing that doesn't work with all demons? Admittedly, I haven't tried, but. I hope it wouldn't work?"

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"Probably not, what do you mean you haven't tried?"

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"He's, like, part-demon or some such."

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"Oh."

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"I thought that was clear from me talking about how fabulously magical I was in the cafeteria. Yeah, we're pretty sure I'm part-demon, what with the nails and the teeth and the grace and the growling."

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"Yeah I remember you saying that, but I thought you were joking."

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"Oh. Yeah, no. I'm fabulous and magical. Or, y'know, demonic. Funny, I don't feel very demonic."

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"We've had this conversation."

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"Aaanyway. The book says that the Slayer started existing around that time, but it's very vague about her."

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"Yeah, well, at least it's not going into reasons why a single teenage girl is such a great idea against literally all the vampires. I'd probably be tempted to go strangle him."

Theo looks at his nails, making gestures like he's trying to work out how best to injure someone with them.

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"...what are you doing?"

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"What do you mean?"

Still focused on his hands. It looks like he's trying to dig into an imaginary neck.

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"You're doing a thing with your hands."

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Sadde for his part is watching this with interest.

...with minimal movements, too, he's still sorta flopped on the couch, but he's definitely interested in what he's seeing.

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"Hm?" he asks distractedly, turning to face her and dropping his hands.

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"It looked like you were trying to strangle an invisible person."

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"No, he was using his nails on the invisible person."

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"Huh? ... I was just looking at my nails...?"

He looks down at them again, a bit confused.

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"Wow you're good at self-delusion, you should probably work on being less good at it."

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"What? I literally just did this!"

He starts opening and closing his hands, closing them to 'I'm going to claw you' level and then evening them back out again.

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"Yep. That is indeed literally what you just did."

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"Yeah, so what's the pro—" he starts, then actually seems to realize what he's doing. "Okay, I get your point about self-delusion, what the hell, me."

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"You got some demon showing through, there."

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She looks at Sadde. "Could you maybe save it for when you two are alone and you're not recovering from having a piece of your soul torn out?"

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"Sorry."

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"Yeah, right, what the hell? Both at me being weirdly demonic and you getting bits of your soul gone – presumably if it exists, it's important, right? Unless the name is just... coincidentally stupid."

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"We're not really sure what it does but apparently vampires don't have them and that's at least part of the reason why they're all evil."

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"... Rright. So they don't have souls, and they also have bits of demon, and they're all evil. Welp. Good thing I presumably have a soul, then."

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"It's really the soul bit that does it. Apparently the soul is the source of all empathy and notions of right and wrong."

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"Which makes no sense, I built my moral code because I care about people but it's not like I make my moral decisions based on whatever feels nice, empathy is not enough to be a good person and it makes no sense that I'd be a bad person without it."

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Theo thinks for a bit, then says, "Yeah, no, I'm really glad I have empathy."

He doesn't look like he's thinking particularly happy thoughts.

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"Yeah, I mean, I could be wrong, I'm not about to go looking for a vampire to be turned so I can get the nifty immortality with the not-so-nifty allergies."

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"Can demons, or part-demons, even be turned into vampires? I don't even know if I should be worried about becoming one or just worried about being a snack."

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"It depends on the demon, and how much of a part, and a lot of this is speculation anyway. Some demons don't have souls, or don't let the vampire-demons inhabit their bodies, so they can't be turned."

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"I don't think Sadde knew my type of demon – do you have any ideas? I mean, I don't think I'd just let a vampire demon inhabit me, but if it ate my soul or if I couldn't actually stop it, then it'd be able to turn me anyway. Again, I really don't want to become an empathy-less, soulless monster."

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"Well, what exactly are the symptoms of your... part-demonity?"

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"Nails, teeth, weird grace... Am I forgetting something? Oh yeah, growling. ... I think that's it?"

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"There was also hissing and some other noises."

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"Well, that could be a lot of species."

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"Yeah. At least I'm not a vampire or some sort of evil soulless demon, though."

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"As far as you know."

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"Okay, but if I am, I'm at least convincingly normal enough that I really don't think I have to worry. Plus I have empathy, so yeah."

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"So you say, but you could be pretending."

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"Okay, so admittedly it's not helpful for you, but I thought we were just talking about my peace of mind about myself, which is pretty much satisfied. For all I know, half the school might be soulless monsters playing a long con, but that's not particularly helpful."

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Sadde opens his eyes to look at Theo for a bit before saying, "Can you come here a sec?"

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"Uh. Okaaay?" he says tentatively, then walks slowly over to Sadde.

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Sadde reaches out and pulls Theo in for a kiss. He's still not exactly back to full strength, so he'll need Theo's cooperation and/or the element of surprise, but.

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Oh, okay. Sure. He's down with that.

Mmm.


Somehow he wasn't expecting it to be this.

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Willow clears her throat.

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Sadde lets go of Theo, giggling a bit. "Sorry. Just, the way you said that thing was hot."

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Theo starts laughing too. "The way I said that I should mistrust the whole school but I'm not was hot?"

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"The way it occurred to you to mistrust the whole school. It didn't occur to her," he says, gesturing at Willow with his head.

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"I'm sorry I'm not completely paranoid."

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"Besides, it's probably not likely that half the school is composed of soulless demons. I say 'probably', because again, I have no proof of any statistics if they're all good at acting."

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"You are tempting me."

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"How aboooout we continue the history of the evil soulless monsters while you recover and you don't eat each other's faces until I'm not here?"

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He snorts at that. "We're not eating each other's faces, Willow. Honestly."

Then something occurs to him. "Um. In the ritual..."

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"Yeah?"

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"You... gave up your soul? Or a bit of it?"

He looks a little bit worried.

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"...yeah. Kinda. Just a little piece of it."

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"Do you have a percentage?"

Okay, make that really worried.

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"Supposedly I should be able to perform this ritual more than a hundred times..."

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"Before what? You keel over from lack of soul and spontaneously vampire?"

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"Well, no, there'll be no demon to make me a vampire, I'd just become a sociopath."

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"... Which isn't really much better, is it? Not if you're vampiric levels of sociopath!"

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"No, this is not the best solution. But a couple of nights ago was the first time I used this spell, I try to make do with stakes and holy water and crucifixes and garlic. And each vampire I dust adds to my fighting skills, lacking proper training."

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"... Garlic works? Okay, I guess if you're not using it anywhere near that frequently, a hundred times is probably okay, but it still doesn't sound healthy. Nor does being eaten by a vampire, but ugh."

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"Garlic works. And no, it's not healthy."

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"He forgot to mention the part where magic is addictive in addition to how each bit of soul he loses makes him less reluctant to lose the next bit."

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"What?! Okay, why the fuck— no, no, I know why the fuck you'd keep using it, but still, why the fuck."

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"Because it's what I can do! Whoa, dizzy spell," and he hangs his head back on the couch and closes his eyes again.

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Theo bites his lip and looks away, trying to calm down.


He turns to face Willow and walks over to her. "Okay, yeah, history of evil soulless monsters? How about it. Sounds like fun."

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"Right. So, there's a Slayer, one teenage girl every generation, when the previous one dies the next one activates, all that. Um, that's it for history, I guess? There's a bunch of famous vampires, we don't know which are real. Dracula's here, but he's probably just a legend, this says even staking him isn't enough because he bounces back."

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Theo bites his lip again, then says, "Well. I hope he's a legend, because otherwise that's kinda scary. I already knew about the Slayer, though – Sadde told me."

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"Yeah, it would be nice to have one so Sadde wouldn't have to carve his soul into pieces," she says without looking at him.

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"Yeah, it would be," he responds somewhat sadly. "Any other great potential weapons against the onslaught of evil? I'm guessing not."

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"None obvious. Martial arts training and carrying crosses and holy water helps."

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"Yeah. Okay. Are there any other important things about vampires or have you pretty much covered everything from this?" He waves in the direction of the book.

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"Oh, no, there's lots more, just not about history. There's psychology, reproduction, society, physiology, powers, aging, feeding, weaknesses, and general trivia."

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"... I now have a morbid curiosity about reproduction and feeding. Plus the psychology. Plus their powers."

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"The psychology is really just being murderous sociopaths. Vampires retain all memories of when they were human, and a sorta similar personality, but they're evil."

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"... Uh huh, and like I said, never want to do that myself because: scary. What about reproduction and feeding?"

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"Reproduction's bad. They drain the victim of all blood, and the victim rises as one of them next sundown."

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"Uh-huh. Okay. Well, at least there's a gap before they come back as a vampire," he says, sounding like he's trying to be optimistic. Then something occurs to him: "Uh, so, if Hans had totally drained me of blood... Well, thanks again, Sadde."

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"Oh, I forgot to mention the vampire has to give the victim some of their own blood before they die. Like, feed them some."

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"Oh. So I might not have become a vampire, depending on whether he decided to turn me before he killed me."

Theo is really conflicted about things, but it might not be obvious.

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"Good thing he's too dead to make that decision now."

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"Yyyeah."

He's now a little worried about his own thoughts, but again, might not be obvious.

"So. Um. Is feeding just as obvious as it seems? Bite and nom?"

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"What else would it be?"

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"I don't know, but you mentioned it as a thing the book covered, and I thought there might be more to it than that. Or is that just the section where the book goes into the horribly gruesome and/or weird details?"

Again, he gets the conflicted look that appears in conjunction with vampire feeding. Sigh.

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"Oh, the book goes on a bit about habits, what happens when they don't feed, that kind of thing."

She cannot decipher the look, and Sadde is too busy being half-dead to notice it.

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"Things like... what? General moodiness? A sudden desire to bite random things around them? Going into a frenzy and attacking everyone and everything around them? I really don't know much about vampires."

That's fine; the look isn't really meant for them anyway.

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"Things like how it's suspected they can live off other mammals but just prefer humans, or how biting can be very pleasurable to the victim, or how starving can make them weak or damage their minds. A vampire can't die of starvation, though."

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"So, if you were a vampire and somehow still cared about morals and stuff, you could probably exist without being a terrible... thing. Right."

He looks a bit tired of the whole thing.

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"Right. Except those don't exist, so."

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"Well yeah. But if. ... Stupid point, don't worry. Is there anything else?"

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"Yeah, lots of things," she says, gesturing at the tome with a few hundred pages. "Even if this includes lots of useless details there's still a lot of information."

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He blinks a couple of times. "Yeah, lots of things like what?"

That might have been a bit rude. He's had a few shocks today and he's not in the best of moods.

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"Psychology, reproduction, society, physiology, powers, aging, feeding, weaknesses, and general trivia, I told you. Do you want me to just give you a summary of the entire book?"

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Sigh. Slightly guilty expression. "Yeah, that'd be nice."

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"Psychology is evil. The demon that invades the body of the person doesn't really have a personality, it's just the lack of a soul that does the changes, apparently. It's theoretically possible for humans to not have a soul and they become just as evil, if not all fangy," she says, using her fingers to indicate fangs.

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"When you say theoretically possible for humans not to have souls, do you mean to be born without them naturally, or have it removed through some other method?"

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"Both."

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Sigh. "What else?"

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"Ummm, the sire and their children have a sort of psychic link? This is more or less speculative, though." She leafs through the book a bit. "Vampires tend to do stuff on their own, with very small covens at most. There's some historical stuff on the evolution of covens, but this book is five hundred years old, it's a bit out of date."

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"Oh, okay. Are there no more modern books? I mean, I expect it would be difficult to publish them nowadays, but you could just pretend they're fictional or something."

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"There isn't a whole lot of modern information."

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"They could at least recompile things to be easier to understand or something, but okay. Presumably some things have been found out more recently? Then again, if there's any nice, cohesive network to get information from, Sadde already said he didn't know of one, so nevermind."

Stupid magic system. Addictive and annoying.

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"My theory is that there's a conspiracy."

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"That sounds plausible and also kinda horrifying."

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"Not more than usual."

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That's true. This is all horrifying and terrible.

"How are you feeling?" he asks, trying to move off the depressing conversation topic, and instead moving onto a different depressing conversation topic.

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"Getting better. Gimme another half hour, hour tops."

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Theo smiles a bit, trying to seem... reassuring? Then he turns back to Willow. "Is that the end of the info dump, then, or is there more?"

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"There's some more. Let's see..." Leaf leaf leaf. "They can growl, all of their teeth are sharp not just the canines, their face looks fugly when they make it, they don't need to breathe, they heal much faster, they don't show up in mirrors, they're immune to mind reading, they can move without making noises, they can't have children, they have super strength, super speed, super hearing, super vision, super sense of smell, innate fighting skills, hypnosis skills, they don't age, they're weak to wood, garlic, holy symbols, sunlight, decapitation, fire, when they turn to dust everything attached to them does too... Oh, they need to be invited to get into a human's private property but that can mean lots of things..." She has finished leafing through. "That's all."

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"Oh. Right. That's quite a lot. ... I have quite a few visible things in common with them, then, I guess? But there are a few differences: I show up in a mirror, I'm not exactly allergic to Christianity, and I can deal with being near garlic and/or in sunlight. Plus I don't need the invitation to enter a home. But it's still kinda weird."

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"Vampires are still demons after all. And they're also allergic to other religions."

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"... I'm kinda curious about how 'religion' is defined. And why that is a drawback they have – why religion?"

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"No one really knows, but there are theories about symbols interacting with human faith."

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"I mean, I sorta want to see if pastafarianism counts – I don't even know if they have a 'holy symbol' – or if someone has a symbol they deeply treasure, if that works, but it's probably not tied to the individual since the Christian stuff works for me."

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"Pastafarianism...?"

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Sadde snickers.

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"Um. It's a joke thing, I'm pretty sure, and they say they believe in a god made of spaghetti? Or noodles? Or something? Then they've sanctified pirates because they apparently combat global warming, because, um. The number of pirates has gone down, and the amount of global warming has gone up. Whatever, not really important, just that it's basically a fake religion thing. I think."

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"It probably doesn't work, then."

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"Yeah, probably not, but then I doubt someone's own personal symbol of their faith would work, unless it's a part of the faith as a whole? But it might, and – not that I would actually test this, because I don't want to be eaten – I kinda want to see how big a faith needs to be to have some sort of effect with its holy symbols."

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"If we ever find a non-murderous, scientifically-inclined vampire, I'll be sure to ask."

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"Ha. I'm not volunteering to go looking."

Nor is he volunteering to become the scientifically-inclined vampire, because again, him without empathy? Scary. Plus the fact that he doesn't want to die, even if he— his body comes back as a vampire.

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"No one is."

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"I did start dusting them in the morgue a while back, but the live ones took exception."

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Theo makes a face at that, but doesn't really have anything to add to the conversation.

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Willow closes the book. "Well, that's all we got on vampires."

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He nods. "Any idea what sort of demon I could be? ... Wait, nope, you said that my 'symptoms' were too vague, nevermind. Uh. Anything else that demons like me are typically able to do that I might be able to do?"

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"Not really? Do you want me to get the book on demons? There's a lot more stuff there, though."

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"Uh, maybe? If there's more stuff, it'll take a while to get through, and it's not like I'm particularly desperate to know if my type of demon is typically evil and I'm an exception or something horrible like that."

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"Don't you know which of your parents could have the demonic heritage?"

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"I dunno – probably not my dad? He doesn't seem particularly graceful. ... I haven't seen my mom in a while."

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"Oh, your parents are divorced? You could try asking your mom if she knows something, or maybe next time you visit."

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"Um, yeah, they are, but we're not really in contact with her anymore."

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"Oh."

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"Well, then it's probably her, and she's probably twice as demonic as you."

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"Yeah. It probably is."

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"How sure are you that the things we figured out over the past couple of days are the only demonic traits you have? It might help narrow it down."

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"I'm not sure at all, really? People have commented that I do things fluidly in, like, gym and stuff, but I didn't know it was that weird until you said. There's probably other stuff, like the growling, that I just don't realize is weird."

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"...how do you not know growling is weird?"

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"Because regular people can do growling too! It's just... not as convincing, and they can't do it like that. I didn't realize that!"

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"Can you do it now?"

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He gives her a look. "Do I have to? Are you also gonna ask me to hiss?"

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"Yes!"

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Sadde snickers.

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He rolls his eyes, then looks her in the eyes and growls.

It's not terrifying, because it's obviously not meant that way, but it's definitely powerful.

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"Whoa, that's really weird."

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"Can you come here and make out with me again?"

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He smirks. "But what about poor Willow? She still needs to hear–" and then he hisses.

That one's a little bit more frightening. It's kinda difficult for a hiss to not be somewhat unnerving.

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"...that's kinda scary."

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"It's kinda hot."

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "Oh, really?"

(Sorry, Willow.)

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"...can I borrow some sage, fish eyes, and parsley? And then, um, go?"

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"Sure, you know where to find them," he says, still looking at Theo. "Are you sure you wanna go?"

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"Who, me?"

He starts slowly walking Sadde-wards.

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"No, Willow."

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Who has disappeared into Sadde's magic room.

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Well, isn't that convenient.

Theo leans down to kiss Sadde, growling a bit more.

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Ooooh!

Sadde might have recovered some of his strength, given the way he's pulling Theo closer.

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She will be going, then. She closes the door silently behind herself.

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Bye, Willow! Sorry, Theo's mouth is too busy to say that.

Theo is glad about the recovered strength. It would be quite boring if he had to do all the work, and he had to worry about Sadde being fragile. (He's still not being rough, though – Sadde probably isn't totally fine.)

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Not totally fine, no, but getting finer by the second. He repositions himself so he—and Theo—are lying along the length of the sofa, his head on an armrest.

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Finer by the second, eh? Well, that's good.

Rrr.

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And now there's nibbling! He's just asking for it, isn't he?

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Why, whatever could Sadde mean. Theo? Asking for nibbling?

Yes.

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Sadde will eventually recover enough that they can move on to other things. Things that require less clothing. And he won't really care much to move to the bedroom, so if Theo wants that he'll have to ask.

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Oh, things involving less clothing? Theo is happy to oblige.

The couch is fine. For now.

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Ooh, for now? So he'll want more later?

Ffffine by Sadde. He's really recovering his strength.

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He mmmight, what with the reduced amount of clothing.

Theo nibbles around Sadde's jaw.

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Ooh, nibbling! Sadde may not be able to growl and hiss, but he does make noises.

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That's good. Theo likes audible approval, and he can growl for the both of them.

He nibbles his way a bit lower.

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Does he? How much lower, exactly?

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Oh, it was just... you know... about Sadde's chest?

Bite.

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Oooh!

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Oh, such a good reaction.

Nibble. Rar. Bite.

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Sadde will continue to express his approval via various kinds of reactions, all the way to his bedroom and for some time there. But eventually: "We should probably get dressed and go to your place soon."

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"Wh– huh? ... Oh, right, yeah, give my dad the big reveal. Won't that be fun."

Ugh.

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"Well, I don't know your dad, can't say if it'll be fun."

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"It won't be," he says, pulling away. "But yeah, we should probably get dressed and go do it."

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"Yeah. We should."

He pulls Theo closer to him instead.

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He raises an eyebrow. "Sorry, was that a 'yes, let's' or a 'yes, in a bit'?"

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"Yes."

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Well, fine, Sadde can have a kiss for that.

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Eeeee kiss! "Really, though," he says, running his nails along Theo's back, "we should probably go." He doesn't pull away or anything, though.

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"We... probably should, you're right," says Theo. He, on the other hand, does pull away, shivering a bit from the nails.

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Oh, well, if he insists. He extricates himself from Theo, and gets off the bed, looking around for clothes. Oh, look there's...

...no that's just his underwear, where are—oh, right, the living room.

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Theo should probably get his clothes on too, shouldn't he!

He follows Sadde into the living room.

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Sadde starts putting his clothes back on. And that's terrible.

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It is! But it would also be a shame if Theo's dad were eaten by vampires because he didn't know to wear a cross, wouldn't it?

... Yes. It would.

(Theo starts putting his clothes back on too.)

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And then they're clothed!

"Let's go, shall we? ...did I ever give you a stake?"

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"You didn't! I have been lucky enough not to run into a...nother... vampire yet."

Stupid Hans. Theo wants to bite you back, but (un?)fortunately you're dust.

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"Yeah, terrible oversight, um." He walks to his room and returns with three stakes, a plastic bottle of water, and a plastic water gun. "Holy water," he explains. "As for the stake, if you do manage to get a vamp, remove the stake before it turns to dust or the stake will be dusted, too. Keep at least one always close at hand."

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Theo takes the items, puts a stake into a jacket pocket, and then puts the other items into his bag. "I should probably give one of these to my dad then."

Sigh.

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"Oh, right, him." Back to the magic room, then two more stakes, another bottle, and another water gun.

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Theo waits patiently and then takes them gratefully. "Thanks," he says. "... How many of those do you have?" He shakes his head, then says, "Anyway, we should probably get going."

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"I have another eight stakes made, three gallons of holy water, and another five water guns. Oh, also—" He comes back to the room once again and returns with a bunch of jewelry. "Crucifixes. Necklaces, rings, earrings, bracelets, just the crosses, take your pick, I have basically an infinity of these."

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"Earrings? I mean, I'm sure I'd look great with a crucifix earring, but I'm not sure my dad needs one." He rolls his eyes. "Maybe a necklace for him? I'm not sure what we'd use the crosses on, except maybe putting them near the front door?"

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"If you so much as show one to a vampire, it flinches in fear and stuff. Well, not the toughest, baddest ones, but the average vampire will go all hisssss which might give you time to spray it with holy water, stake it, or run for it. If the crucifix touches their skin, it burns."

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"Okay, so is that a 'yes, put one by your front door'? I mean, I guessed it would inconvenience them but I didn't expect it to actually kill them, otherwise presumably you'd put them everywhere in this town?"

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"You don't need to put them by your front door, vampires can't get inside unless invited, Willow mentioned that. As for the crosses, I'd love to do that, except I'd love to stay alive more and going out at night covering the town with hidden crosses is basically inviting bitey nasties to an easy meal, magic or no magic."

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"Yeah, I know they can't get inside, but I meant as an extra deterrent or for if you open the door and they're right there – can they literally not cross the threshold, or do they just have to have a part of themselves outside the house? – and yeah, I think that's probably sensible."

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"Literally not cross the threshold, not even a finger. They can still set your house on fire, though, so yeah, the crosses on the front door aren't a completely useless idea."

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"Okay, so again, I'm curious how that interacts if they knock down a wall or something. Is there some sort of impenetrable barrier because that bit's still sorta part of the house, or does that whole room become 'not a private residence', or what. ... I'm guessing you haven't tested it."

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"I have not tested it," he says, "nor have I heard of vampires who have—doing that would require a grudge or something and the kind of person a vampire would have a grudge against would not be too inconvenienced by that. Come on, grab a crucifix or three and let's go."

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"Right, okay," he says, then takes three crucifixes.

He waits for Sadde to put them down or back in the other room – whatever – and then they can go?

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Yup! They can go. "Most vampires aren't trying to cause wanton destruction," he explains. "They just happen to eat people and be evil and want to have their twisted version of fun."

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"Which, while terrible, I guess isn't actually targeting specific people or conducting long sieges," he agrees.

Ugh. So he was just super lucky to be targeted by Hans. How nice. He knew that, but still.

"So... any ideas for what to say to my dad? 'Guess what, vampires are a thing, they're allergic to religion and they're all psychopaths that want to eat you, please carry this cross around, thanks'? That covers most of it, right?"

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"Plus a small demonstration of magic if he needs some convincing."

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"Yeah, that's probably a good idea."


Theo's not really looking forward to telling his dad.

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Looking forward to it or not, they have arrived without further incident.

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They have!

 

... And Theo is still not looking forward to it, so he might be trying to look for a way to delay having to reveal vampires and demons to his dad. Ooh! A shrub! How very interesting.

He looks a bit guilty.

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Okay, fine. He'll go to the door and go in to find his dad.

Eventually.

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Okay, fine. This time he finally goes to the door and opens it, then starts looking around for his dad.

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Sadde follows after him.

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His dad can be found rather easily! In the living room.

"Hey," he says. "You're back a bit late."

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Theo squirms a bit. What, no, no he's not. He's back at a totally normal time. And not just about to have this conversation.

Right?

Not right.

Okay.

"Hi," he says. "Um, there's something I need to tell you."

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Well, that's a bit worrying.

"Uh-huh? So, are you going to tell me?"

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He really doesn't want to have to.

So he looks to Sadde for help.

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"Well, we're kinda dating," he says, smirking.

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He takes a sharp intake of breath, and his eyes flash a bit.

Then he takes Sadde's hand, turns back to his dad and smiles. "Yeah. We're dating."


The smile is looking pretty strained.

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"Oh, that's so ni–" he starts to say, then notices the look on Theo's face.

He gets up and starts again. "That's nice, but what's the actual thing you need to tell me?"

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Still looking pretty strained, he squeezes Sadde's hand a bit.

Wow, that's really quite a strong grip he has there.

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"You're squeezing a bit too hard," he tells Theo.

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"Oh, am I?" he asks.

The squeezing continues, as does the strained smile.

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"Theo, come on. Are you okay?"

He's starting to get quite worried.

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Sigh. "Magic and demons are real, his mother was probably at least partially one, he was almost eaten by a vampire the other day, we're telling you this so you can carry stakes and crosses and holy water around, here's some evidence that I'm not making it all up," he says, gesturing idly at a pen over there on a table and making it start floating.

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He raises an eyebrow, and looks disbelieving until he sees the pen.

"This is a really weird dream."

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Theo laughs nervously. "Ha, yeah."


... Seriously, what the hell is up with him.

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"Yep, it is. You should probably pinch yourself to check that you're really dreaming. I'd also suggest trying to take flight but actually don't." He brings the pen to himself and twirls it around his hand without actually touching it.

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Still watching the pen, he tilts his head. "Yeah, maybe I should."

And so he does. He pokes himself, feels it normally, then pinches himself, and still feels it normally. He also looks at his watch, reads the time properly, tries to fly, fails, and then looks at his watch again and sees it's the right time.

"Okay, so, tentatively assuming this isn't a dream, what's this about demons and magic? And vampires?"

... His expression changes a bit. "And Theo nearly getting eaten by a vampire?"

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Theo starts to back away a little.

Sadde can deal with this, right?

... Right.

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Right.

"There are thousands upon thousands of species of demons, some of them are cross-fertile with humans and slash or each other, many are evil, many just stay away in their demon dimensions and rarely come around, some like coming around and causing problems, there are a lot of standard precautions against vampires... We just spent the afternoon encyclopediaing Theo about this. And yeah the other day at the Bronze this hot vampire was seducing him and then whisked him off to a side alley and almost ate him but I killed the vampire."

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"... And how exactly do people not know about this?"

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Shrug. "My best guess is conspiracy, and I don't have enough information about it to know how safe it is to go public with it nor am I sure it's the best of ideas."

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Well, this is going better than Theo had expected.

He slows his backwards movement.

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"Mm," responds Theo's dad.

He looks over at Theo, and tries to ask gently, "Are you... okay after being almost eaten by a vampire?"

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Nyeh, can he just get out of here?

He doesn't know why but he reaaaaally does not want to be here.

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"I'm fine," he says, trying to sound convincing.

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Theo's dad looks at him somewhat sadly, then asks, "Are you sure?"

He takes a step towards Theo.

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Theo takes a step back, seemingly involuntarily.

"Mmh," he says somewhat urgently, then looks behind him at the door.

Turning back, he wipes at one of his eyes and says, "I'm fine."

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...oh.

"You aren't fine, are you. Oh, Theo..." He takes a step towards him, as well.

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"Nng," he doesn't-exactly-say, starting to look a bit more like a deer in the headlights.

He looks between them, then detaches his hand from Sadde's and bolts from the room.

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"...should I go after him?"

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Theo's dad was looking sadly at the door through which Theo had just left, but shakes his head in response to Sadde. "No. No, I think he just needs, um." He swallows. "A bit of time to himself, is all."

He shakes his head and walks into the kitchen.

"What things did you say, again? Crosses?"

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Sadde follows. "The stuff I gave him was in his bag, but religious symbols in general, and garlic. Vampires can't get inside a house owned or inhabited by a human without an invitation, with a very broad definition of invitation. Um, sunlight turns them to dust, a stake to the heart turns them to dust, if you do stake one don't leave the stake there or it turns to dust with the vampire."

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"Right, okay," he says, getting a pad of paper and a pen to jot that down. "And what about demons and people who do magic? Are there any obvious ways to stop them from doing things?"

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"Only real way to stop someone who does magic is by doing more powerful magic. Various demons have various weaknesses, many of them are much stronger or faster or have better reflexes or senses or all of that than humans, vampires included, but there are too many of those for this margin to contain."

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"So there's nothing obvious that will stop a large variety of them, like silver? That always seems to be a thing in books, and I don't know how much I should be looking to fiction for an idea about this stuff."

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"Nothing that works on everything, no. Some stuff dies when decapitated—vampires do—other stuff grows a new head, or a new body, or both, or neither but doesn't die with that. And that's true of anything, for whatever destruction method you can find there's a demon that dies with it and another that shrugs it off."

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"Okay, so I should have some sort of weapon at the ready and just hope they don't come to attack me."

He frowns confusedly. "Are they particularly common? Are most people just lucky not to be victim of one?"

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"Vampires are the most common by far, and Sunnydale's a haven for them, and even then they're not that common here, so you mostly don't have to worry about them. I... chose to become a witch, because I figure becoming addicted to magic is still better than dying."

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"Addicted?" he asks, a bit freaked out. "The magic is addictive? How addictive, does it get on you by just being near it, can you get addicted by being targeted?"

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"Yes it's addictive, you can't get addicted to it by being near it or targeted by it, small doses are typically safe, it also varies from person to person. Just like literally every other drug."

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"What sorts of withdrawal effects are there? Horrible depression? Actually having magical things happen against you?"

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"Bit o' both."

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He sighs and says, "I'm sorry, I just... magic. And demons."

And now that he spares a moment to think, he starts worrying about Theo again.

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"Yes. And I didn't want to let you be eaten if I could help it, even if this is frustratingly suboptimal when it comes to trying to save everyone but."

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"Thanks for that," he says with a bit of a smile.


"... Do you want a drink?"

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"I should probably go home before it gets too much darker, actually, but thanks."

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"Do vampires only come out at night, then?"

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"I did mention sunlight turns them to dust."

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"... Right. You did. Okay, well, I'll let Theo know you've gone then?"

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"Yeah, thanks. And, um. Sorry. Guess I'll see him tomorrow, anyway. Bye."

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He shows Sadde to the door, then says, "Bye."

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Theo's dad shuts the door, then stands by it for a few moments, thinking.

He decides to go up to Theo's room.


Maybe he can be of some use.