Eva turns back to her table.

"Was that even slightly unintentional?"

"I don't know what you're talking about. I tripped."

"That was actually pretty impressively convincing, you don't look like the kind of guy who can trip."

"Yeah. I'm kinda surprised, too."

He sips his drink.

"Th-that was probably a bad idea."

"It was a bad idea of him to call me a faggot. And to attack Sadde. And to be a dick. All I can say is 'karma's a bitch.'"

"I can't say I disapprove but Brad now officially hates you."

"Yeah, well. Oops. If he has a problem, so what, I'm magic."

Someone's feeling belligerent today, apparently.

"Magic?" She looks between Theo and Sadde.

Oops. "I was being euphemistic. I meant it as 'I'm fabulous', as in gay."

She blinks, then looks at Sadde. "You told him?"

"He was attacked by a vampire, kinda had to."

"No, Willow, Sadde didn't tell me that I was gay. I've known that for a while. The cute guy vampire just confirmed it a bit more."

He cracks up.

"He was ridiculously hot. Like, unfairly so. And then he had to bite me. No offense, Sadde – you're hot, too."

"I ended up biting you, too."

"Okay, I'm going to end this conversation right here."

"He didn't draw blood! But okay, fine. Apparently I'm potentially demon."

Boy is it lucky that no-one's around to overhear this.

"Okay, and I'm actually a fairy."

"Oh, cool. What do you get from that? I just get pointy teeth, weirdness fluidity stuff when I move, and apparently I'm prone to being eaten by vampires named 'Hans'. Sample size of one."

"...I'm not actually a fairy."

"There's the hissing and growling, too. And your nails are pretty sharp."

Theo gives Willow a look. "I guessed."

Then to Sadde: "... Really? Another thing? Ugh. ... You didn't think to mention this when I, um... was using them?"