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Sivetrys's adventuring party meets the blue girls
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"For too long have you reigned unchecked as culinary overlord!!!"

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"Oho?" says Jubilost, clearly intrigued. "Well you can hardly match my caliber as a chef, but I see no reason not to indulge you..."

(Which is to say: this sounds fun.)

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(She wishes Rids was here so badly -)

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but - but she will be, they can afford the diamond and the spell, and then Uma will get to see her meet all these people, and for once it'll be Uma with little facts about people to help Rids get to know them, and she feels a pang of longing but it's different from having a hole in her heart. 

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...I like them, she signs to Zan, after a long pause.

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Awwwww, I'm really glad. I do too.

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"Linzi, do you need a helping hand?"

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"I hope you're offering two of them, considering what she's up against..."

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"Hush, you! Yes, Luto, that would be lovely."

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Luto hides one of her hands under her clothes (very poorly) and adopts a gruff accent, kneeling.

"My lady, I regret that I only have the one hand of aid to give... War can be cruel."

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Zan cackles.

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"I, being a kind and gentle head chef, shall take everyone as they are," says Linzi, magnanimously, "and take into account their personal taste preferences in my cooking!"

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"Taste is relative, and palettes are meant to be expanded!"

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Linzi pretends like she didn't hear him.

"Now arise, my knight of cooking! Go forth, and, uh," shit what does she even have to cook with, "... crack and mix some eggs! Please."

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Luto grins. "Yes, my liege."

 

A neat thing about cooking as a superhumanly agile swordswoman is that you can actually just slice eggs cleanly in half in midair over the bowl and grab the shells as they fall, instead of cracking them. If you want.

You can even do two at once, if you really want to show off.  (Which she does.)

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