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Sivetrys's adventuring party meets the blue girls
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Fighting a lich is not something one does lightly.

Jubilost keeps arguing that maybe they shouldn't try it at all, it's not like it's good for their lifespans or their souls, but - Sivetrys can't, actually, just leave it alone.

(Technically, she could, but. Emotionally, she can't.)

There are a lot of reasons for this. The ones she uses first are the logical ones, but she's aware that's not really why she can't leave the lich alone. It's just why she can justify the choices she already wanted to make, to herself, to her adventuring party (friends), to fucking Lastwall itself.

Vordakai is an old lich, which usually means extremely dangerous, but in this case it means he's, technically, changed species. A demilich is different from a lich in several ways - in a couple, more directly dangerous - but in others, it is much, much easier to deal with. He's lost circles, for one. For another, it means that they don't have to find his phylactery; he doesn't have one of those, anymore. The process for permanently killing him is still complicated - and Sivetrys has written to Lastwall for assistance on the logistical details of making that death final, along with asking them to please send her a paladin - but not as complicated as hunting down a phylactery in a demiplane underneath several dozen protections.

Secondly, because he is an old (demi)lich, from before Earthfall, his spells are out of date. Oh, he still has some dangerous ones, Dominate Person is a sure one they've confirmed, and her party is systematically trying to put a list together of what those are, but he's missing modern ways to reduce the circles of certain spells. His spells are old and inefficient, and in life and undeath he was never able to competently steal the greatest spells from the Azlanti Empire, else he wouldn't have hidden underground at all. With his demotion to demilich, and the loss in circles that came with that - he can't quite cast his worst spells, anymore. And he doesn't know what modern spellforms are like. Because there has been a steady march of progress, despite Earthfall, entirely because of Aroden's efforts, and all the genius casters after him that really want that high circle spell nownownow.

But of course, this also means that it's a race against time. He is awake, now, and has been since his tomb was disturbed, and some nebulous trinket stolen, and he is learning quickly. There's no mighty Azlant to throw back his own thievery, just these pathetic shreds of what remains after Earthfall. He's already captured one wizard, a third circle one, and he is definitely looking for more. For their spellbooks, for new slaves in his 'justified' rise against the thieves who disturbed him, for their new magical items.

There is no better time to fight him than right now, now that he's awake and actively scheming. The closest people that can maybe win in a fight him are - well, her, and her party. At least, they're the only ones who might, who also care enough to show up. The world is very big, and very dangerous, and liches do tend to stop, after a while. Reach their old borders, sate the atrophied greeds they'd had as mortals, gather enough undead slaves that gathering more becomes tiresome. As dangers on this planet that holds Rovagug go, they're not, objectively speaking, the worst.

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But the real reason why she can't let it be is because -

- because -

- because she had one ally who helped at all when her people were being torn apart by a plague of magical monsters. One. Out of the half a dozen people who have professed to be wishing her and her people the best. She hadn't expected them to drop everything, but - most of them were Lawful. She expected - something. Them to hold to the spirit of their word, instead of just the letter.

They wrote apologetic letters about how they hadn't heard anything about a plague that causes magical otherworldly monsters to explode out of people, and wished her good fortune, and that was that.

Maegar Varn, Chaotic Good rogue, who never promised her a damn thing, fucking helped. He didn't know what she was dealing with, didn't have any idea how to efficiently stop it, but sent her healing wands and two healers and half a dozen men to help her run the hospitals tidily. This seems like it shouldn't be very much, in the wake of a terrifying pandemic (poisoning, actually, as she later discovered), but. It was enough. It was what she needed.

His soul has been captured in one of Vordakai's gems, trapped, waiting to be devoured for power. It was his wizard, his lieutenant, that had been snatched for his spellbook.

Sivetrys is not Lawful. Lawful is, in her experience, mostly a thing that people use to make pretty scaffolds to lie to themselves with. There is no oath that binds her to kill this lich, but she's going to do it anyway, because damn it, she is not letting someone like that remain as fucking lich food.

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But all of the logical reasons she mentioned earlier are why she's convinced herself this isn't suicidal and insane, so.

She will, to anyone that asks, go with those.

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His tomb is underground, inside a Forbiddance, hidden by an extremely antiquated Mage's Private Sanctum, but they know where it is. Teleports within a certain radius outside of the Forbiddance are redirected to a killing chamber below - obviously they haven't tested the exact range of that one - but they know about it, and have a confirmed marking of where it doesn't reach, and can as such avoid it. Vordakai himself doesn't have teleportation capabilities, anymore, but his lair is set up to deal with them.

Most people would not take this as a challenge, but most people are not a sorceress with seven castings of Stone Shape per day, and the ability to use Summon Monster V to summon earth elementals to map out the edges of the Forbiddance, and the shape of the tomb inside. This is a solvable problem. She makes a network of tunnels, hidden under her own Private Sanctum, and will have a perfect, tidy map of this place eventually. She will know the exact edges of the Forbiddance, where this damn lich likes to make his lair inside, and, importantly, where he puts his undead servants, so that those can be quietly removed from the equation before the main confrontation with their master. It is tedious, methodical work, but she can tolerate that just fine, thank you. It is something to do while waiting to see if Lastwall is going to lend her a fucking paladin to kill this thing, or if she is going to need to teleport to Vigil itself to shake them down for their lich slaying expertise.

Probably, they'll help. She's providing the teleports for it, and is doing all of the footwork for getting this done properly. All the research, all the lair finding and mapping, all of the logistics of getting down there and introducing a sword to its jeweled fucking skull. Lastwall wants their paladins to circle up just as much as she does; this is a perfect excursion for one, adventuring party and setup provided in advance. And if Lastwall won't lend her one, fine, she'll go looking in Absalom, or Andoran, or - look. This is what paladins are for. This calls for one. She doesn't think she'll need to actually kidnap one, because paladins are themselves, but it is ostensibly on the table. Just highly unlikely to come up, when straightforward cooperation is clearly the way to go.

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There's a rumble of - something, deep below, as Sivetrys is carefully mapping the lair with occasional summoned earth elemental assistance. Their cleric, Tristian, is also present, providing her Undeath Sense to figure out where minions are located in said lair, and Hide from Undead to, well. Hide from undead, which they are quite fortunate Vordakai prefers over living slaves. Ekundayo lingers nearby in his typical hunting-silence, unwilling to leave the two squishiest members of the party to flirt with undeath by themselves in a hole. Linzi and Jubilost are not present; they are doing demilich related research and preparation.

".... That came from the direction of the Teleport Trap chamber," offers Sivetrys, in case her companions do not have a systematic three dimensional map in their heads about what is where relative to where they are. (Ekundayo probably does, Tristian probably doesn't.)

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"Do you think he might have caught someone uninvolved?" asks Tristian, breaking the round of silence as all present (non animal) party members digest the implications of it.

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"We haven't verified that his trap extends above ground, we've just been playing it safe, so..."

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Both Neutral Good, and extremely squishy, members of the party look at their 'Don't get themselves killed' chaperone.

Ekundayo is painfully aware that he knows exactly what both of them want to go do, right now, even if it could in fact get them all killed and blow their cover for this operation. Even though they only have three out of their usual five non-animal party members present, and that this Stone Shaped hole in the ground is too small to have all of their animal companions present. (Both are guarding the entrance of the tunnel.) But he also knows them, and knows that if he says No, they will listen. This choice will ultimately be his.

Their ranger is a pragmatic, professional man, who thinks in risk factors and long term tactical implications. If they act, it should be quickly, so as to cover their own actions under the guise of - whatever is going on down there. And they should act, because they do not want their enemy to gain resources of a teleport capable spellcaster, or Vordakai breaks his containment. But then, it could also be a trap.

It is not, ultimately, a hard decision.

"We go," he says firmly, and that is that.

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They relocate to the part of their tunnel system closest to the explosion; it turns out to be the result of a tunnel collapse. There's a part of the tomb that's now cut off from the rest.

This makes what to do next very obvious. They Stone Shape themselves an opening to the now cut off part of the tomb, and Ekundayo is the one to go through, bow in hand. (Demiliches have permanent True Seeing. Actual stealth is a better shield than Invisibility, and he's under Hide from Undead regardless. Not that the latter is foolproof, when dealing with a lich.)

What is on the other side?

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There's a (frankly somewhat unsettling) half-elf with huge white wings. She's wearing a bandolier full of iron vials, clothing and backpack both full of pockets, and a fancy headband and less fancy other magical items,

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a very pretty half-elf in shiny mithril armor and an unnaturally blank expression on her face, wearing a string of coins around her neck,

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and a human swordswoman, who sees them first and shouts something in Tianji, gripping her sword tightly.

 

Then she starts coughing horribly.

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(All 3 of them have arrows stuck into them, and the winged elf is also clearly struggling to breathe.)

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Alive, but injured. And they speak a different language. Inconvenient, but manageable.

He takes a potion one might recognize as a healing potion from his belt - one of the mass produced, bright red ones. He mimes drinking it, then rolls it and another like it over to them, keeping his hands away from his quiver. His bow stays in hand, but it's only a threat with the arrow.

Then he steps out of the way of the passage, motions towards it with his head, and clearly prepares himself to hold this spot. Not from them, but from - whatever is on the other side of that collapsed passage. Even with the language barrier, his intent is obvious.

'Go. I'll cover you.'

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-She looks at the other half-elf, automatically, and then remembers that this is no longer an available action.

She makes - well, it's unclear if she makes eye contact, but she looks at her third party member, and whispers something barely audible, and reaches down to grab one of the potions.

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She nods jerkily, grabbing the other healing potions. She drinks one and gently tips the other to the armored half-elf's mouth, and then pulls on her hand.

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...she looks back at the rubble sadly as she is led away from it.

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Their strange new archer ally is a silent, stealthy guardian. He does not currently need to turn anything into a pincushion, but he is ready to.

(He'll be the last through the hole, naturally.)

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And crammed on the inside of the passage, is a blonde hooded man, carrying an emblem of Sarenrae.

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Behind him is another half elf, this one with coppery-red hair.

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"Are these all the injured?" the cleric of Sarenrae asks, first in Taldane, and then, at their incomprehension, in Celestial.

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...She frowns, like she's been presented with an impossible puzzle.

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"Our wizard was dominated by a demilich, and hit our cleric with an icy prison."

She speaks in a slow, emotionless register that barely rises above a whisper.

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Ah.

"I'm sorry." Celestial makes this very clearly a 'condolences,' sorry, not a 'I am personally responsible' sorry.

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The half elf behind him sucks in a breath at the news, but doesn't say interrupt.

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"... We'll do what we can," says the man, and then he channels.

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She gasps as the arrows fall out of her - "thank you" - and then starts coughing again. 

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"Cloudkill," she whispers. "...hit me and Luto the worst, Zan is doing better." Pause, glance. "...physically."

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"Feeblemind," diagnoses the man. "I didn't prepare Heal today, but I have two Lesser Restorations."

They were sort of meant to be used to let their divine casters skip sleep, for obvious reasons, but, well. Needs must. He gets to casting, again. He doesn't know which one 'Luto' is, but the speaker being badly affected makes his first choice of target very easy.

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All members of the group now back into the tunnels, Ekundayo returns, and gives a nod to Sivetrys.

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Who bites her lip, but then closes the passage behind them with another Stone Shape. She thinks she has the finesse to make it look like the wall was never tampered with, which might keep their tunnels secret from Vordakai a little longer.

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Lesser Restoration. On the winged half-elf, then - it was the martial one that needed the second, from context, yes?

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She straightens up a bit, having an easier time breathing, and leans against the wall. 

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(The swordswoman is the other one having the coughing fits, yes.)

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Lesser Restoration.

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(The sorceress is murmuring a quick summary to Ekundayo, since he does not speak Celestial.)

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(This earns a quiet swear. In Osiriani.)

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"We should relocate somewhere less precarious," says Tristian, gently but firmly. "There's a larger room further down the passage, where we have our meetings." He motions in the direction away from the now closed wall.

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"I'll make us a Rope Trick there," offers Sivetrys, in Celestial, as they head back. Then she switches back to Taldane for Ekundayo. "I think I should go get Jubilost and Linzi, we do not want him to have time to get at their wizard's spellbook."

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Ekundayo doesn't speak Celestial, but he recognizes the spell name anyway. "If we plan to make our move now, we should save as many spells as possible."

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... Damn it. He's right. It's very annoying of him. They're all going to be uncomfortably crammed into these tiny passageways, and it's going to suck a bunch, and he's absolutely right. She gives Ekundayo an acknowledging nod.

".... No Rope Trick, we might try to counterattack today, before he can replenish his spells. What did he cast, did you keep track?"

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She glances at her winged friend, reads something on her face, and nods tightly.

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She tilts her head. "Some kind of Curse on our wizard, the Dominate Person, the Feeblemind, and the Cloudkill."  

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Nod. "Okay. That's - all fifth circle, unless they're one of the ones that he doesn't know how to squish down, which one of them might be. I'd need to ask - our bard. So he'd be out, or nearly so, of them..."

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"I prepared Spellcrash, and Fire Seeds," says Tristian, very quietly. Both at sixth circle. He is now feeling that maybe he should have prepared Heal instead of either of the things he actually chose, but, well. Such is life as a cleric. Sometimes you make bad calls, and regret not leaving slots open. Other times, you regret not having emergency spells prepared at all.

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"Are you forgetting the Dominated wizard," says Ekundayo, who still doesn't speak Celestial, but does recognize the tone of plotting in both of his companions.

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"...mostly out of spells, nothing above second... about thirty feet of her dimension door ability," she says slowly. In Taldane.

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That gets a nod.

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"... Were you just out of combat when you got caught? Are there other things you need to recover if we decide we're counterattacking immediately?"

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...she looks at her swordswoman.

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...yeah, sure, whatever.

"My extracts and infusions are - mostly spent. I could make... six more bombs. Zan can't do anything. Luto needs..." she trails off, grabs a flask, and chucks it at Luto, whistling slightly as she does. 

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(Luto catches it without looking up, drinks it without inspecting it, and then rolls it back along the floor.)

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The half elven sorceress nods.

"I need to go pick up two of our companions, if - you'd rather get Zan somewhere safe, or don't... think the risk is worth trying, even with backup. We know where his teleport trap doesn't reach."

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"But we are probably going to attack him today," predicts the cleric.

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"... Yeah. Yeah, probably. If either of you want to help."

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She shrugs. Looks at Luto. 

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Luto's been crying, but this hasn't stopped her from following the conversation. "If we help, will you help us save V- o-our friends?"

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mumblemumble in Tianji

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"You don't know that!" she cries out angrily.

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"We would not enter the demilich's lair with the intent to leave them there," says Tristian, gently but firmly.

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Oh, dear - she doesn't understand what they're saying, but she can attempt to intercede with sorceress social magic despite that. It's her job. One of them, anyway.

"Linzi - our bard - has Unbreakable Heart," she interrupts, trying to get the two to maybe not fight each other instead of the lich. "Which might get your wizard out from the Dominate."

She's not going to mention that, Vordakai being himself and preferring his slaves to be undead, might have just killed her, to raise her as undead. Probably he's waiting for that, right? He wouldn't have the spell prepared, making an undead spellcaster is hard...

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-nod. "...I'll help. If Luto wants to."

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"We'll help, yes." She glares at her alchemist, who doesn't visibly react.

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...Zan(?) looks between her friends sadly.

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"Okay. Um. Our companions are in Isarn," look, it's not the best place to be doing research, but it is the best place to be doing research within one teleport jump of where they are, and they already hit New Stetven. "which - is probably not a good place to keep your friend safe. What... do you want to do, there?"

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Augh. Zan...

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"Can we just... keep her nearby?" Vague puzzlement. 

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"What? No, we can't do that, we have to keep her safe!"

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Headtilt. "She would want us to focus on getting the bodies back." 

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She takes in a sharp breath, tears welling at her eyes again.

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"Um. We might be able to find a place to put her in Isarn that's more safe? It is a city, just. Not the safest one. It does seem better than... stuffing her in a nook in the Stone Shape hole. I can take three passengers, so one of you can see to setting her up somewhere that would be okay? Or paying for a Heal at a temple, if you can afford one, and there's one going spare today."

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Headshake. "...can't afford Heal. Ridaya had... most of our money." She pauses, head tilting slightly.

"Could keep her in the city. Does it matter?" She shrugs.

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She snarls, spinning around to grab the quiet alchemist by her bandolier.

"Does it matter? Does it matter? Listen to you! Don't you care about Zan at all? About Vakt? About Ridaya?"

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...she looks at Luto's hand on her bandolier, and says nothing.

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"No yelling. We are in enemy territory," says Ekundayo, who still can't speak Celestial. He doesn't feel like he's missing much, despite that.

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"- Um. Grief is handled in different ways, please stay focused on the lich who did this, and how we can kill him most efficiently, while keeping everyone on our side as safe as possible?" says Sivetrys. "And - yes, please keep the volume down, we're almost out of the tunnels but we're not quite there yet. Something might carry over."

Speaking of. Um. Can. Can there be less grabbing the alchemist by her bandolier, and more progressing in their painful almost-single-file progression through this dark and cramped hole?

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She's looking straight at Luto, like nobody else is there. "...You don't speak the language of Isarn. And -" she gestures frustratedly "- it's still Zan in there. I don't know what she'd want. So it doesn't matter." (Her voice is raised, for her, which means it's still below normal volume, though it isn't any less halting. It's clear that her throat is raspy.)

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Zan makes a sad noise, looking at them.

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"She'd want to be near us," Luto whispers, letting go of Uma. And she wouldn't want us to fight, she can't bring herself to say.

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"... Okay. Um. We'll set her up in the little room near the surface, then. We're almost coming up on it now."

There is, in fact, a little alcove up ahead, just as daylight begins to spill into their tunnel.

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The daylight is blocked by a feline head, poking his nose into the hole. Person is back???? Does this mean it is Playtime again??? (He much prefers Playtime to Sit And Guard Time. That time is very boring.)

Some might find a large carnivorous cat blocking the obvious exit out alarming, or something.

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She shrinks back into that calm blankness when Luto lets her go, like the contact was the only thing that was pulling her into her body.

(She looks at the new people when the cat pokes its face out. They don't seem surprised, so it's probably fine?)

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Luto nods at Sivetrys' suggestion.

...Her hand moves to her katana when the cat appears, and she puts herself directly in front of Zan.

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Oh, oops, she forgot to mention the two gigantic animal companions in this party. That's on her, sorry everyone.

"- he's mine," she clarifies, for the benefit of the new temporary party members. Then she switches languages for the benefit of Bergamot. (Taldane, again.) "Hi, kitty. We made some new friends, please be nice to them."

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Friends! Bergamot knows that word. Okay, then they require inspection. It's in the rules. The cat rules.

He's going to approach, ears forward and tail at a friendly angle. Close quarters are really not a barrier for cats, even very big cats.

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"Kitty, please wait."

"He won't hurt you. I can have him protect Zan, actually, if she's not going to find that, uh, upsetting." Is everyone okay with her cat coming in to sniff them?? She doesn't know these people very well, so she can't just model and follow their preferences in advance.

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Wait? Yes, fine. Bergamot is a good kitty, so he stops his approach.

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Luto relaxes, and offers a hand for sniffing. "I don't think Zan will find that upsetting. She likes animals." 

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-nod.

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"Now you can come sniff. Keep that one," and she has to crane a bit to properly point at Zan in the cramped space, "safe, please."

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Keep the shiny one safe? Not the most fun job, but maybe there will be Playtime soon. Anyway, Bergamot is a good kitty, and will do as his person says.

First though: sniffing!! Very important business, sniffing.

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Tristian leads the way into the little alcove, which is... slightly... better for all being crammed underground. While now being sniffed by a cat.

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"We also have a wolf, but he's too big to fit down here," adds Sivetrys. "I'm going to head to the safe teleportation zone to pick up the rest of our party, if there's nothing you need from civilization?"

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She radiates discomfort in her body language at the sniffing, but doesn't say anything or shrink away. 

She shrugs. "Lesser restoration, maybe?" 

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No requests from her. (Kitty! She introduces it to Zan.)

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Nod. "I'll get a scroll for it if Jubilost doesn't have it prepared. Shouldn't take long." Language switch. "Ekundayo, please come with me, because buddy system for we squishies?"

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"Pleased I didn't have to remind you. Okbo! The living ones are to be guarded. Listen to Tristian while I'm gone."

A giant wolf pokes his very large head into the tunnel entrance, nearly taking up the entire space, then gives what is probably an affirmative, wolfy gruff.

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Bergamot is smaller than Okbo, so he can be in here and: sniff sniff sniff sniff!! Hi, new people, he will be curling around the shiny one for guarding.

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She looks down at Bergamot, glances at Luto, and then pets the kitty. 

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She should...

"Luto. Keep watch?" She sounds - almost plaintive? 

(She folds her wings inward.)

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-nod.

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Leopards do not purr, but this one does like pets, and happily shows Zan the exact right places to put her hands. New friends are great, guarding a person is better than guarding a place, Bergamot is pleased.

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The sorceress and ranger depart without fanfare.

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And Tristian will go quietly sit in a corner in the hole, trying not to get in anyone's way, and... also trying not to give too many longing looks to Umakhi's wings.

"... My name is Tristian," he says, when he realizes no one introduced themselves. "The leopard is Bergamot, his mistress is Sivetrys. The wolf is Okbo, and his ranger is Ekundayo. My apologies, I realize we hadn't exactly introduced ourselves."

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The winged lady doesn't seem to notice or respond - she's already pulled out a notebook and started writing in it very quickly. 

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She sighs, but it's as much fond as it is exasperated. 

"Sorry about her; she doesn't mean offence. She's not especially talkative, even when she's happy." 

"I'm Luto. Miss silent wings is Umakhi." (one of Umakhi's wings twitch, but she doesn't look up or stop writing.) "And that's Zan." A second sigh, much sadder this time. 

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"No apologies are necessary. I am not offended by silence."

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She nods. "...Not sure I have much to chat about at the moment." (...but, if Zan were okay, she would, and...)

Fidget, fidget. "How did you meet the others?"

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"It was years ago, now, for most of them. Sivetrys and Linzi were investigating the same desecrated temple of Erastil I was, joining together was just practical. We've stayed together as a party since then. Ekundayo and Jubilost came later. Jubilost was mapping the area and writing one of his overviews for publishing, he is very pleased to work with a teleportation sorceress. Ekundayo..." He trails off. "... was of a similar sort of meeting as this one, I'd say. Please refrain from asking him about it."

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She nods along, and then winces as she processes the implication. "I won't mention it."

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Nod. "Thank you. ... We're a primarily Good aligned party, if we hadn't made that clear. We were always going to confront Vordakai." You're not asking anything of us we weren't already going to give, goes unsaid, because Tristian is a coward.

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Luto nods. "I hope we can help it happen more quickly."

And save our family, she doesn't say.

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They will most likely help this go much better. Tristian is, to his shame, glad they are here, despite the horrible position it has put them in. It will make things easier.

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She continues writing in her notebook for several minutes, and then she reaches out a wing and gently taps Tristian with it to get his attention.

She offers him the notebook.

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Tristian is disturbed from his brooding, and jumps a little. The touch of a wing is - not something he expected to experience when he woke up this morning.

"Yes? Ah, thank you." He takes the notebook, and inspects what she's written.

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Written in perfect Taldane is a section-level table of contents and several neatly formatted pages:

  1. "Demiliches"
    • Everything she remembers about demiliches (It's frankly an absurd amount of information. You'd think she studied demiliches for a year, if you didn't know Umakhi.) 
    • An apology noting that she's sure this section is missing one or two details; she didn't prepare the right set of buffs for research today. 
  2. "Umakhi"
    • A detailed overview of what her alchemical focus areas are.
      • (It's got a lot of impenetrable jargon, but 'explosives' come up a lot.)
    • Umakhi's current supply of available infusions and extracts are and what her combat role is.
      • It's mostly bombs. She can throw three at a time with haste; they do a fair bit of damage, and she can make them Good-aligned.
      • She has only has seven left today, though.
    • She's going to be of limited value against a demilich. They should use her preserved shield infusions and these potions as needed and she will toss bombs until she runs out, but a demilich is hard to hurt badly with an alchemists' bombs, even holy ones.
  3. "Luto"
    • Luto is a lightning-fast katana swashbuckler with some items that improve her reach.
      • She can stab things remarkably efficiently.
      • She does a lot of bodyguarding and area denial.
      • She has a Heroism; it's wearing off soon.
    • On a good hit, she can hurt a demilich, and she's better than average at scoring good hits.
      • But she's not especially well-equipped to be in melee range with one.
    • A line in smaller, shakier handwriting that just says "worried about her".
  4. "Zan"
    • Zan is a Battle Oracle (when she's not feebleminded).
    • She fights with a greatsword and is good at working with Luto.
    • A list of Zan's useful items, with notes about which ones she's most comfortable lending out when she's able to make that choice for herself.
    • (a tearstain)
  5. "Ridaya"
    • A list of every spell prepared today and a much shorter list of which few she still had left.
    • Notes on her school preference and her teleporting ability, including Umakhi's guess about how much she has left of it.
    • A list of her equipment, especially the scrolls and wands and rod she has on her person
    • The buffs Umakhi believes Ridaya to still have, and her estimates of their remaining durations.
    • A list of every spell in Ridaya's spellbook, sorted by circle and school.
      • A note explaining that she has a bookplate of recall on it.
    • (several tearstains)
  6. "Vakt"
    • Vakt was a cleric of Kofusachi.
    • Umakhi is pretty sure she's dead
      • because she was trapped in an icy prison
      • and then the tunnel collapsed on her.
      • (more tearstains)
    • A list of items she had on her, sorted by rough combat utility if looted.
    • The buffs Vakt would still have, if she was still alive.
  7. "Storage"
    • Ridaya was carrying a type III bag of holding, containing:
      • A substantial amount of miscellaneous mundane equipment.
      • Spare bulk alchemical supplies for Umahki.
      • A variety of utility magical items, including a mix of feather tokens, a half-used set of marvelous pigments, and more.
      • A partially-finished headband Umakhi had been making for Ridaya.
      • A rather unusual item indeed for a group of non-Lawful Good adventures to be carrying.
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... Ah. He swallows the lump in his throat, and tries not to think how painful this must have been to write. (How brave Umakhi was to write it.)

"Thank you," repeats Tristian, softly. "This will help very much. ... The sword might be a problem. Let's hope he doesn't have a chance to find it in her bag."

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She nods slightly, and pulls out a dense book to read. 

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She's keeping watch, as promised.

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Kitty!

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Pets!!!!


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Once they've teleported, Sivetrys hands Ekundayo her coin pouch, and says, "You okay braving the horrors of social interaction for the sake of getting a scroll of Lesser Restoration?"

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"If you don't mind the price gouging I am likely to incur," says Ekundayo, dryly. He is, by far, the most blatantly foreign looking member of their party, and as such he will get 'rich teleporting adventurer' prices. Sivetrys would get better prices, and has a lot more spending money available, and Ekundayo would be better at finding their wayward party members in a city. But then he'd have to be the one to explain to them that they're fighting a demilich today. He is aware that she is sparing him from Linzi's anxious energy and Jubilost's vitriol, and he's not going to spurn this mercy.

"I'll try to scrounge up anything else that might be useful in half an hour," he adds.

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"Thanks," she says, with a smile.

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Like he's the one doing her the favor. Ha.

And off he goes, to brave the horrors of civilization.

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As much as she isn't actually a ranger, it's not that hard to find Linzi and Jubilost. There are approximately a million cafes in Isarn, but they go quickly when one has Overland Flight up. Normally she'd rather be a bit more incognito than this, but, well. Needs must. They're on a time crunch.

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"- you know the way they have politicized beverages here is quite absurd," says a gnome in glasses, a bit too loudly. "Coffee is for the common man? Ha! Don't they know that it only grows in tropical environments? It's only cheaper because it's sold by Geb -"

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"Sivi!" says Linzi, who does not find it hard to spot a flying sorceress. "Sivisivisivi I got a wand of Shatter!"

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"Yes, and traded away a wand of Fireball for it, as if that were any kind of sensible business decision."

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"Lalalala I can't hear you over the sound of our flying Fireball dispenser, who by the way made the wand, and Shatter is an objectively weird thing to make a wand of~"

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Sivetrys snorts, and lands beside their table.

"Oh, well done, thank you Linzi! A wand of Shatter will be great."

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"Certainly much more actionable than getting our hands on a vorpal weapon. Which of us would even use it, if we have one? None of us are so stupid as to want to go close to the thing."

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"... We, uh, might. Have a solution to that. If you'd happened to find a vorpal weapon that was available."

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Linzi gasps.

"Did you get a paladin??? Is that why you're back early, I knew you could do it!! It's like, the biggest paladin bait quest ever, right, of course they would want to send one..!"

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"Not... exactly."

And she will get to explaining the whole... situation.

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...

This is an affair that is worthy of cleaning his glasses.

"... And you're quite sure it's not some sort of..." he begins, but then he stops himself. "No, no, of course it isn't, he isn't the type to do anything clever and not stamp 'VORDAKAI' on it, obnoxiously."

He gives a long suffering sigh.

"Yes, yes, very well. But don't go thinking that just because he's missing some spell slots he's any less dangerous, recall he still has that soul trap ability of his."

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Linzi is surprised.

"... You've been arguing with us about this for the past two weeks!! And now you're just, just? I mean I'm not complaining, but...!"

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"Thank you," says Sivetrys, who is putting together why he is not going to be a stodgy prick about this, actually. She is resisting the urge to hug him. (He would not appreciate it, especially not in public.)

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"I'm not heartless, you know," replies Jubilost, somewhat offended. "And paladin or no, we really won't get a better shot at this. He'll be no easier to deal with tomorrow, with modern spellform and two new spellcasting slaves. And..." He trails off. "... well, it's not as if they wandered into the demilich's lair to go poking through his things, like that Willas fellow. This is just a terrible case of rotten luck."

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Softie.

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"But unfortunately no, no vorpal weapons available in a hurry. It'll be holy balm and firebombs for us, I'm afraid. And we'd better hope he doesn't have that bird of his around, though we should of course plan for it..."

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"Prioritize Silence before Unbreakable Heart, even...?"

She already knows the answer, she's just looking for reassurance, because leaving someone under a Dominate seems wrong, even when it's the right call.

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"Yes, girl, unless you want us all to die to one of his wails!"

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Much of their time spent linking back up with Ekundayo is spent in this kind of rapid-fire strategizing. Linzi and Jubilost have not, ultimately, learned anything new about demiliches as a species from their time in Isarn. (Well, maybe throwing the head under a Final Blade, that may or may not count as a vorpal weapon, but no one's going to let them borrow one of those for a lich lair raid.)

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So they return, with their two smaller party members in tow.

"Ah, yes, marvelous, going to do the bulk of our planning in a hole," grumbles the smallest person present. In celestial. Which he speaks, because he is well-educated. "Right! Introductions can wait, we haven't the time. You!" He points at Luto, then immediately hands her a vial of... something... "You have a sword, here, put this on it just before we go diving to our dramatic confrontation. Just before, mind, as the rest of us prepare our round buffs. It will only help for one hit, but we do not want to give this wretched thing any time with which to do any of its nonsense."

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Ekundayo silently passes the scroll of Lesser Restoration to Tristian. He was, as predicted, absolutely ripped off for it.

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?? Wuh -

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Umakhi unfolds herself from the wall and plucks the vial out of Luto's hand, inspecting it rapidly.

Violet, viscous, a wiff of cinnamon... "Holy balm," she murmurs to Luto, handing it back. "Remember the arrow dip, with Kal and her tribe?"

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She nods, then turns stiffly to the gnome and nods again. "Got it, thanks." 

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Tristian will get to casting Lesser Restoration, then.

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Linzi leans around Sivetrys and gives a little awkward wave, and an even more awkward smile. She was not well educated, so about all she knows in Celestial is 'Hello,' which seems like it'd be false advertising to say.

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Ah, she recognizes that look. From herself.

Luto does an awkward wave in return, and slips through the room like a leaf on the wind, arriving next to Linzi.

She whispers (with the enunciation of someone reciting something they memorized in the last 30 minutes) "Sorry, I only speak Celestial and Tianji" in barely recognizable Halit. 

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Yeah, Linzi gets it. Her attempt at a smile widens a little, and she says the other phrase she knows in Celestial, which is:

"Here to help," she says, which is of course a single word in Celestial. Because it's Celestial.

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The gnome ignores this interaction, and turns his gaze to Sivetrys.

"And what are you standing around for, Miss Baroness This-Was-All-My-Idea? None of that! Off you go, scroll of Detect Undead, into the enemy Sanctum, get to figuring out where in this wretched hole the bastard is. See about giving yourself one of those sorcerer pep talks of yours, while you're at it, our tactical options will be much better if you rip the Teleport Trap and Forbiddance down around his ear-holes."

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It's nice to know he is serious about this.

"Yes, Jubilost," says Sivetrys agreeably. She gives a little whistle to Bergamot for him to follow, then squeezes her way past everyone, to the little tunnel that goes past the Mage's Sanctum.

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Oop! His person is calling, gotta go! Thanks for the pets, shiny person, bye!

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Oh. Bye, kitty... 

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"Now! You, fellow scholar of the alchemical arts!" This is directed at Uma. "What all do you have available, and what all is currently active on yourself and your martial companion," continues the gnome that will not be stopped.

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(Lesser Restoration.)

And then, to spare Uma from the horrors of talking to Jubilost, Tristian just hands him the notebook she gave him.

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"What is this now?" He looks at the paper. "Ah! Yes, very good, should have expected it, really, you're an alchemist of caliber, naturally..."

The impossible has occurred; gnome bossiness has been stopped. He's busy reading.

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Umakhi has already retreated back to her wall, though now that she knows the gnome is also an alchemist, she's looking at him and his gear with some curiosity.

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He seems to have specialized differently than she has; there are little tiny frozen creatures in the bottles on his bandolier. She might remember that some alchemists are obsessed with cataloging and preservation, and he seems to be one of those. He's missing the equipment to make his bombs holy, but he has a similar sort of quick-draw layout that implies he is just as fast as she is with throwing bombs, and also hasn't yet used any today. He is also clearly under the effects of a cognatogen, just as she is; recent intake, probably on the way here.

"Yes, excellent, I can work with this," he mutters, and then starts mixing the appropriate array of extracts for buffing. "Buffs, if you please, wolf last in case we can't manage to bring him along," he adds, not looking up. "Skip the Heroism unless you've already made it up, the bard has Good Hope."

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"The bard has a name, tyrant," mutters Linzi, but she does obediently get to buffing people.

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Tristian doesn't say anything, but does the same. He has some extra scrolls of Hide from Undead; he's been making them in his spare time. For literally this reason.

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Good Hope... oh, the bard spell that's Heroism, but shorter and for the whole party. 

All the stuff she has left that will actually be useful for her and Luto is minutes or less, so nothing to do but get vials in order and wait. 

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... and even she goes and hugs Zan, surprising both Luto and herself. 

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Zan wraps her arms around Uma in a practiced way that avoids uncomfortably jostling her wings and holds her firmly in place. Her eyes are wet with confused concern. 

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"We'll get them back", she whispers, even though Zan can't understand her and she's not sure she believes it. 

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She does not need to speak the available languages to understand that.

Fortunately, she doesn't have to social, because she is busy buffing.

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Being a sorcerer isn't fair.

Nothing in Golarion is really fair, of course, but - the whole concept of sorcery is founded upon a fundamental absence of fairness. There is no test of talent, or skill, or devotion that gets a sorcerer their powers. It's pure luck, plain and simple. Having a magical bloodline helps the chances, but does not, actually, guarantee a damn thing. Magic is just a thing that a sorcerer has, with no choice or power over the matter. They don't get to choose what powers their magic, and they don't get to opt out, and steering towards acquiring specific spells is an art, not a science. Wizards are the ones that get to choose what spells go in their spellbooks; sorcerers get to study the scrolls that contain the spellform, and try very, very hard to reach for it with their souls. If they even have a scroll for it. Which, in this case, she doesn't, actually.

Wizards get their circles sooner, too. Sivetrys suspects this is connected; something about being able to know what they're reaching for, and efficiency of power placement. They are not stretching their (proverbial) arms out in the dark trying to shape something by their will and talent, they have neatly allocated resources that they then build into set patterns, that other wizards figured out. Historically, this was often by observing and reverse engineering sorcerer spells, which is for the record very unfair. Not that Sivetrys would want to specifically take sorcerer-sourced spells from wizards, that's not what she wants at all, it's just - the relationship is, for the most part, pretty one way. (And also wizards are often snobs that look down their noses at sorcerers for not earning their magic quote 'The hard way,' like blazing a trail into the near unknown entirely by force of personality is not also hard.)

Anyway, this is all to say that Sivetrys is pretty sure that she's at the point where, if she were a wizard, she would be sixth-circle. She's based her life around doing magic, and she's got a feel for these things now. Tristian is sixth-circle, and has been for literal months, and shut up, she's not jealous (she is, a little bit), she's very happy for him, just also please c'mon she wants it so badly!!!! But she is not a wizard, she is a sorceress, so: here she is, at fifth-circle, perpetually feeling like she can almost reach it but not quite being able to grasp the magic she wants with her mind.

Wanting it is not the problem, though. Being a sorcerer is about need. She needs to need this.

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So.

Here is what will happen if Sivetrys does not manage to break into casting sixth circle spells:

They will have to brute force their way into Vordakai's lair. They will have to walk into a Forbiddance, or possibly a series of Forbiddances, if Vordakai has any sense, which admittedly he might not. Either way, they have exactly zero passwords for any of them, and Tristian will need to heal them immediately after, which will eat several of their channels. Tristian admittedly has a lot of channels, but every single one that is used to heal them is not being used to do horrible things to undead, or heal them from other damage they were not forced to directly eat. Then, they will be essentially trapped inside, both in the sense that they can't teleport out, and also that Vordakai will know where they entered from, and be able to cut off their escape. They will be forced to physically fight their way to where Vordakai is located. There will be traps. There will be ambushes. Vordakai will absolutely show up at the exact worst time, probably several worst times, to pick them off one by one with his bullshit soul-eating nonsense. He will have time to rally his forces to make a proper counterattack, instead of not having that. It will be a long, slow, painful slog through a wizard's meat-grinder, and it will suck so, so much. Sivetrys tries to be something of an optimist, but especially with the foreign adventuring party already being on their last legs: people will probably die. People will probably be killed, have their bodies reanimated, their souls poorly reattached, and they will be forced to experience fighting the people they care about, in a horrible undying prison of their own rotting corpse.

It is not clear that they could win, if they did things the hard way. The odds are, quite frankly, not great.

Or, they could do this the easier way (which is very different from easy, to be clear) and rip the Forbiddance down, skirt around the Teleport Trap, and Dimension Door directly on top of the lich to kill him. They would not have to deal with the majority of his traps. They would not have to deal with the majority of his forces. He will not have much, ideally any, time to buff and prepare. They will still be in an enclosed underground space with a fucking demilich. It will still not be fun, it will still absolutely suck a bunch, and some of them might still die, but: the odds are much, much better.

They do not have a scroll of Greater Dispel Magic. Tristian could prepare the spell, but Tristian did not prepare the spell, because they were not expecting to go fight a demilich today. They have to, anyway, because the seal on this fucking lich has been broken (by someone else!), and now he is about to gain access to Teleport, and therefore become much, much harder to track down and kill. He would also become much more of an active threat to Sivetrys and her party in particular, because they live within easy teleportation distance of this place, and he knows that they exist. Probably he wants to add even more powerful adventurers to his collection. They could run, but that would be abandoning everyone and everything she's built for the past several years of her life. Every single person she's ever helped: at this lich's mercy. Every bridge she's had built: used for this lich's purposes.

She needs to not let that happen. She needs to keep her people, her party, safe. She needs to minimize risks and play this smart and there are people that need her to do this and so she needs it too.

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There is one spell she wants. One. She knows the basic sketches of what it looks like, because she has the little baby Dispel Magic, at third circle. It's just - that, but more, but better, more powerful, more thorough. Probably it came first, and got carefully pruned to being smaller and tidier.

She needs it now, not tomorrow, not the day after. Right now. Or people will die. She needs it like she needs to breathe.

Sivetrys reaches out with fingers that are not there and thinks about how much she really, really, really needs this, and...

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... she feels the edges of something that she could maybe cast.

Ha.

Okay. Okay. She stops there, much as she hungers to cast the damn spell right now. Casting the damn spell right now would not be smart, and she's being smart. Timing is very very important, and Vordakai will almost certainly notice her wrecking his shit, so she will wait until her party is ready to pounce. But.

Yesyesyesyesyesyes~!

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"Pep talk went well, I presume?" says Jubilost mildly, when she returns.

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"I can do it," she says, firmly, smiling a smile that is oh so very sharp.

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Jubilost nods evenly, as if he expected nothing less.

"Good, maybe we won't all die horribly. Then I propose two teams brought by Dimension Door; one by Linzi, one by our pep-talking baroness. That would be three with each, which means we are leaving the dog behind." Also, Zan, but: they do not want to be taking her directly into a lich's lair anyway. "Unless you think you can bring a fourth?"

This is directed at Sivetrys.

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"... I might with a person, but with the size of Okbo..."

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"Leaving the dog in the yard it is, then."

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It is very fortunate that Ekundayo still doesn't speak Celestial, because he is often very irritated by his wolf being called a dog.

(This is somewhat funny, because he used to call his wolf a dog, and has since gotten very attached.)

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Seems like they're getting going?

 Luto looks at Umakhi (deep in a book again), sighs, and does the pair of tongue-clicks Ridaya came up with for getting their alchemist's attention without startling her. (Then she winces.)

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She closes her book and pockets it, pushing herself upright with her wings with surprising grace. "Minute buffs?" 

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"Dimension Door team distribution, then minute buffs. Close range and far range groups, I think."

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"Neither Linzi nor I should really be in melee range of a demilich," says Sivetrys, dryly. "I'll drop the rock on him from above?"

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"By all means, volunteer to get close to the soul eating abomination."

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She flaps her wings and makes a questioning noise.

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"Hm? Yes?"

It is truly a show of impressive self control that he doesn't say, 'I don't speak in hum, use your words,' but Jubilost is in fact attempting to be nice. Or at least not start a pointless fight five minutes before they fight the demilich. One of those.

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Something in Umakhi snaps, a bit.

She trades her usual whisper for a more normal volume, which makes it clear how ragged her throat must be - speaking through it sounds painful. It's unpleasant to listen to.

 "Put me in that group. I fly, am best at mid-range, can hit hard, for a bit. And maybe... put the silence on a tanglefoot bag... So he can't just knock it away."

(She's distantly aware that she's being difficult. It doesn't feel like a choice she's making - it feels like a fact she knows. The sky is blue, teleport is a fifth circle wizard spell, undead are harmed by positive energy and have no endurance, and Umakhi is being difficult right now. That's just how things are.)

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Augh.

Softly, in Tianji: "Umakhi, you don't need to push yourself, I can-" 

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Irritated wing-twitch.

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-she shuts up.

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"There's no need to be -"

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Sivetrys clears her throat.

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Sigh.

"Silence on a tanglefoot bag, and you can be the one to throw it at him from above, yes," agrees Jubilost. "Then also the cat, and our new martial companion as the other group members?"

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"It will involve either getting a Fly or a bit of a drop from above. I have a wand of Fly, though, so. Very doable."

She totally made the wand herself. Fly is just such a useful spell to sometimes need to cast twenty of on a bunch of different people in one day! Obviously it's wand material!!

(Its profit margins are not as high as wands of Endure Elements or Grease, of course, but diversifying her stock is important for economic stability. Also it's boring to literally only make one type of wand for months on end. Ask her how she knows.)

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"I don't mind a bit of a fall, actually." She clicks her boots of the cat together. "Maybe I can land on the fucker¹."

¹: the word she actually uses here is a curseword for undead and similar, in Celestial, and more literally translates to 'abomination', but the vibes are much closer to "the fucker"

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"Okay. Then I'll take you both, and Bergamot, and you and he can flank together. I think we're now okay to start minute buffs?"

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They are of course also going to be plotting their precise, moment-to-moment strategy in advance while buffing, probably right up until the Forbiddance comes down and they all Dimension Door in, but. Yes, okay, this is enough for them to start buffing while they strategize.

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Tristian is very quiet for all of this, for all that he understands the planning.

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(Which is a little odd, actually, she would have expected him to be translating for Linzi and Ekundayo, but: she supposes he's nervous about the demilich. Or possibly kicking himself for preparing the wrong spells today. One of those. She can step in and translate for the members of the party that don't speak the language of the upper planes...)

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Umakhi drinks one of her extracts and shrinks to about half her size, and then drinks another, a shield springing into place around her. She whistles and tosses a second shield to Luto.

Then she inquires (at her usual whisper) as to whether Jubilost has any Alchemical Allocations going spare - she's basically out, and wants to put bear's endurance and owl's wisdom to herself and Luto without consuming the potions they have for it (though it's probably worth the potions, even if he doesn't).

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(Luto catches the infusion without looking up and drinks the entire thing in 1 practiced motion.)

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"No, but we should have some spares going, well, spare." Since. Alchemist. Who makes potions and will throw money at this to not die.

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(Good Hope is usually a pleasant spell to be under, and settles over everyone nicely. As long as it doesn't cause anyone to burst into tears. Hope is scary, okay, Linzi would really like for that to not happen again.)

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augh - she - 

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Ridaya

(her tiny hands ball into trembling fists)

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Luto gently runs a hand through Umakhi's wings. It'll be okay. We'll get through this.

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Yikes. Sorry. She's got more buffs to cast, and the benefits outweigh the emotional effects, but. Sorry!

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Tristian shivers a little at the hope, but is otherwise stiffly efficient about his own provided buffs.

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Ekundayo is methodically laying buffs over his own bow, with a practiced ease of someone who is very accustomed to hunting. The balm for his arrows will be among the last he does, but dipping arrowheads in goop is not a complicated process.

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And Sivetrys stuffs personal buffs, usually meant for protecting delicate casters, onto herself, and then also her incredibly deadly cat, who is not delicate in the slightest.

And also gives everybody in the group fire resistance, because, well. That's just obvious. Who goes into a fight without at least fire resistance up?

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This is a very buff heavy party, to the point that margins of this narration do not contain all that they stuff on themselves. Coming up with two spare Death Wards for their impromptu members was a little tight, but they're no longer including Okbo in their buffs, and are willing to throw money at their problems to maybe not die, so. Perfectly doable.

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She applies the oil to her sword, and then she's ready.

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She hasn't stopped shaking, but she's got her three round-duration extracts ready to drink. She's ready.

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They divide themselves into their Dimension Door groups, and relocate to just outside of the Forbiddance boundary.

Then: round buffs.

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Including a very important Arcane Concordance, specifically to help Sivi rip this place's defenses apart. And a silent bard performance, little shining words of encouragement swirling around her companions.

(Along with Haste, obviously.)

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Bomber's Eye. Targeted Bomb Admixture. Channel Vigor (mind).

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And she needs to do this, like she needs to breathe, because otherwise these buffs will be wasted -

Casting the spell isn't the only thing. She still has to wrestle the thing she's dispelling into submission, which she's not guaranteed to win.

Greater Dispel Magic.

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It comes down.

Right then - step into where the Forbiddance was, which is outside of the Teleport Trap's snare, because it would be a waste of materials to overlap the snare with a Forbiddance, yes they checked, and -

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Dimension Door.

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Dimension Door.

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~Playtime~


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Every piece of her body hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts. (but it's not her body anymore, is it.)

Every inch of skin feels like it's being frozen off.

Every fiber of muscle feels like it's been torn in half.

Every fragment of bone feels like it's been shattered in place.

Every length of nerve feels like it's laced with horrible lightning. 

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Even the parts of her that don't have pain receptors hurt, which, Ridaya thinks distantly, is because what she's feeling isn't physical pain, but the horrible arcane chains that have bound her soul to her corpse.

It's an abstractly fascinating thing about necromancy, really, the way it incidentally tortures the soul. Uma did some reading, and then pulled Ridaya in to help her with the spellwork, trying to sketch out the parameters for a version of animate dead or create undead that didn't also leave the target in constant pain. The fucked up thing they found was that it's not a hard problem, exactly. All magic that manipulates the soul directly is necromantic, so Fahyan's theorem doesn't apply - you can tack on a numbing layer without making the topology more complicated. But unlike the rest of the spellform, the numbing isn't topologically closed, so it would wear off over time, and need to be reapplied with a separate spell, and that spell would still consume onyx. Possibly someone in the history of Golarion has ever fully written out these variants, and cast them, but they're impractical.

(...Also, this kind of necromancy is evil, and the kinds of people who use it consider the horrible torture it causes the soul a perk.)

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A thing she's noticing is that the magic that did this to her is a bit different, from those spellforms she studied with Uma. She's no expert in necromancy (far from it, really, despite the theoretical work she's done), but she thinks it's older magic. That would fit, given the circumstances. 

The main difference she's noticing is that it keeps hurting her in ways she's not expecting.

It hurts her if she tries to zone out - a pulse of agony that says no. be present; pay attention.

It hurts her if she tries to think too hard - a spasm of hurt that says no. your mind is not yours to use

It hurts her if she tries to direct her eyes - a burning lash that says no. you are not in control.

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And it hurts her when her enslaver gives her orders, because she's been robbed of her will, more savagely and completely than any enchantment ever could. She's just here to watch the horror show. (She still strains against it, when he commands her, from something approximating reflex - but each time it hurts, because of course it hurts. Her existence is pain and horror and it will be pain and horror forever unless her family can free her somehow.)

Her mouth continues to speak. "...and those safeties have to borrow spellforms from some mid-tier divinations, right? But since this is a conjuration spell, and Fahyan's theorem (...which you would know by a different name, Master, but the principle is the same) tells us that inter-school spellform weaving inherently takes more power to stabilize even if the individual effects involved don't take more power, which is why the spell we now call Greater Teleport is seventh circle." (aaaaaaa)

While her mouth explains the important advancements in the art of arcane magic to Vordakai, her hand is scribing spells from her spellbook to his. (aaaaaaaaa)

"But the actual useful work that Teleport does, if you cut out that entire chunk of safety, and move some other things around - that fits into fifth circle, if you replace the targeting mechanism with something simple enough. It is really limited, to the point where there's a decent chance of failure, and gets worse the less familiar the caster is with the destination, and it limits the distance somewhat, but obviously none of that matters in the face of having access to Teleport at fifth circle. The failure chances..." (aaaaaaaaaaaaa)

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When adventuring parties of high circle run an operation, it tends to be a very fast affair. Everything important is often over within a minute.

So it really cannot be overstated how much begins happening all at once.

Silence falls. She's still being forced to talk, of course, but now there's no sound coming out.

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Her wings flare open. She throws the tanglefoot bag (misses the stupid tiny demilich; it lands on the floor next to him), and then she's mixing a bomb, and then she looks

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Time seems to stand still.

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Ridaya, right there, but - not dominated - undead

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and - the thing using her body and and binding her soul has her magic, is already starting to move - 30 feet of teleporting is enough to get the demilich out of the silence

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It's obvious, what Umakhi needs to do. She doesn't have a choice, not really, not if she to survive the next several moments, not if she wants to ever see Ridaya in this life or the next.

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She doesn't hesitate. She throws the first bomb, is already mixing the second, loading it, throwing it, right at the person she loves more than anything, because - because there's no other choice.

(The noise is overwhelming. It hurts her ears. It hurts her throat.)

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The first bomb is indescribably painful.

(The silence is a small mercy. It means she doesn't hear Uma scream.)

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The second one brings a perfect stillness that she'd never ever thought she'd crave, before today.

Thank you, she thinks, as she fades away.

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Others can still hear Umakhi scream, though there's not much that can be done about it.

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But those that hop into the area of Silence are blissfully unaware.

A large carnivorous leopard, silver-grey with black spots, leaps upon Vordakai like he's the greatest cat toy in the world, and gets to mauling.

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She's falling and she sees Ridaya, but she looks wrong, and then she hears the screaming and then she sees Ridaya explode, twice, and then she's in the silence and the noise stops and she's hit the ground - 

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And then she enters the flow of battle and there's no space in her brain for anything but the perfect duet of her and her sword. Nobody to bodyguard. (Ridaya-) Just a stupid floating skull to put in the ground. 

She stabs it three times in under 2 seconds, clinically, mechanically, perfectly. Twice, she shoves her katana through that stupid shocked eye socket and feels it connect with the bone on the opposite side.

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And there is a something there, helping her blade find purchase, even through silence. Technically, the performance started just before the Dimension Door, tiny lines of the written word flowing from one rather small bard, to her allies' arms. Little words of encouragement, of stand fast, you're not alone, of we can do this, of we will make him pay. Of one little word in Celestial, one of the few she knows, Here to help.

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And there are more bombs, all with the same precise aim Umakhi had, all just as fast, none of which need to be directed to a mercy killing. His bombs do not deal positive energy damage, but they burn all the same, and there are an awful lot of them.

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Striking a tiny demilich through his damage resistance with mere arrows involves hitting the same spot, over and over, with every single arrow, one after the other. 'Hammer the gap,' is the term for it, and it's usually used in reference to melee, but Ekundayo kills monsters. This looks like a monster to him. His aim is true.

(Technically speaking, though, the feat he's actually using is Clustered Shots.)

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There's a reason Tristian has been so withdrawn.

He did not prepare Spellcrash this morning.

It's kind of funny, actually, because he's a terrible liar. His allies know this about him, but they still haven't pushed for the truth. Or possibly haven't realized that 'lying' is what he's been doing; attributed his awkwardness or terrible decisions to nerves, or something. He's not sure why, they've absolutely noticed that something is off with him, in regards to this. The trust they have in him, probably, not that he deserves it.

There was an extra buff, in the series of them that he made earlier. Not one of their normal ones, and entirely personal. He's sure someone noticed him cast it, but nobody questioned him about it. They have a lot of buffs, in this party, and he'd said he had something to get past the demilich's spell resistance, so they probably made the (admittedly correct) assumption that it was in relation to that. And they hadn't seen it before. They made no mention of the spell components he burned, or how the holy symbol he used was more extravagant than his normally more modest one.

He's really not sure why nobody said anything.

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The spell he cast, about two and a half minutes ago now, is called Invoke Deity, and he is not using it as he's supposed to. Usually, it's meant to invoke the grace of one's deity to strengthen oneself, in set, safe, predictable ways. That is the proper way to use it. The way that leaves a mortal cleric fully intact. It is not a bad buff, exactly, but it wouldn't really be notable in comparison to everything else they already have available to them. Not really worth using a sixth circle spell slot for, especially in this party. It's also not what he needs.

What Tristian needs is a miracle.

Not for Vordakai, exactly. He actually does trust his companions' ability to kill it, and even mostly make it out intact afterwards. Vordakai is not one of the really dangerous liches, and Tristian has more experience with them than he's let on. He is no Iomedean, carefully allocating his goddess's attention for Her, but he is perfectly aware that the material plane doesn't really need Her intervention in this matter. No, what he needs help with is what Vordakai holds.

Vordakai, great cyclops demilich, devoted follower of Charon, was gifted an artifact by his master. The Oculus of Abaddon, it is called, and it allows for the domination of minds, the raising of sapient undead, and can be used to find things past even great defensive spells like Mind Blank. A great and terrible artifact of Evil, that Tristian is bound by his geas to deliver into the hands of someone who has committed many great evils. Who will almost certainly commit many more.

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He cannot break free from his binding, but he can destroy the thing he's bound to deliver. There was nothing in the geas that said he had to deliver it intact.

"O Righteous Sarenrae," he says softly, and he reaches towards the upper planes in a way only someone from them knows how. "Use me as Your instrument to destroy the artifact of Evil before me. Burn out this creature's eye with Your power and wrath."

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There's a great golden light that takes Vordakai by the artifact he replaced his eye with. It burns like the sun, and the artifact cracks and shatters under the strain.

(Vordakai is stunned for one round!)

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But invoking a deity's power on the Material is not done lightly, and Tristian does not make it out unscathed. Eye for an eye, is the ancient adage, and this is worth two.

His own eyes bubble and burst from the strain of blinding evil, and now it's not just Umakhi that's screaming.

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Some detached part of Umakhi processes what Tristian has done, but it doesn't seem like it matters very much, really. The demilich is still there. 

(Her throat is so raw that the noise coming from it now is barely louder then a normal voice. This doesn't seem like it matters much, either. It certainly doesn't seem like it's stopping.)

She mixes and throws three more bombs at the horrible abomination that's torn her family apart. She's almost out of explosives, but it's almost out of time. And she's not the only one here to destroy it. 

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"Tristian, what the actual -" begins Linzi, horrified.

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"Later," snaps Jubilost, because there's still a lich to kill.

He is, of course, doing his (explosive) part in making that happen.

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Did someone ask for five more arrows loosed in six seconds, all aimed at a horrible abomination that has torn families apart? Because Ekundayo still kills monsters, and this one isn't dead yet.

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Man. Playtime is almost over and he barely got to do any mauling at all. Terrible. Awful. This cat is being oppressed.

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Was this in the tactical briefing? did she miss it??

Doesn't matter. The lich is cleary disrupted, and badly hurt. The gestalt entity that is Luto and her katana just needs to destroy it. 

She stabs it through its single eyehole, then pulls back, and in a beautiful twirling strike, 

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She punctures it clean through, the bone shattering as the magic holding it together breaks all at once. 

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And then it's over.

The whole affair was under twelve seconds.

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Now the yelling can start.

"Tristian what did you do! Where are we even going to get a Regenerate for your eyes that you exploded yourself for some reason!"

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Tristian has by this point stopped screaming. Tracts of blood leak down his face like tears.

"Wouldn't work," he says, flatly. This is not the kind of injury that will be regenerated. "I need the shards of the artifact that was in his eye."

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??? To... finish destroying it?? Make sure it can't be put back together?? Tristian was obviously planning this in particular, it makes everything make sense, and yet Sivetrys is still confused. She's clearly missing something, but doesn't know what.

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She distantly notes that her screaming has subsided into loud sobbing (which is still painful). She frantically searches the ground, looking for Ridaya's body, heedless of everything else around her, 

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Which turns out to be unwise, when flying in a cramped area. 

She crashes into a wall she hadn't noticed she was approaching, and tumbles out of the sky, still sobbing. 

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Ack, okay, more immediate emergency!!!! Sivetrys is a sorceress, which does not say any good things about her upper body strength, but Umakhi is currently very small, so. She can at least move to catch her and keep the fall from being nasty.

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(Linzi at this point realizes she should dismiss the Silence, and does so.)

"What do you mean it wouldn't work! What did you do???"

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"Destroyed its eye. Seemed to stun it," says Ekundayo, picking through the pieces of the lich to retrieve bits of broken eye-gem-thing for the cleric. "Not part of the plan, but cannot discount effectiveness. Next time, warn us."

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This earns a slightly unhinged laugh from Tristian. Why do they still trust him!!!!

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The sound coming back breaks her out of her battle trance. There's a lot of voices she doesn't understand, but she hears Umakhi sobbing, which gets her full attention, and sees her falling out of the air, Sivetrys not quite strong enough to keep her upright. 

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She drops her sword, does a running jump into a bounce off the wall, and grabs ahold of Uma, cradling her in both arms as she lands in a perfect crouch. "Hey, hey, it's over, it's over, we did it, you did it,  I've got you now, it's over, take a deep breath," 

she's almost crying, too, but Uma needs her. 

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(She clings desperately to Luto, sobbing and hyperventilating, too miserable for words, her mind showing her bombs blowing Ridaya apart again and again and again,)

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Oh good, someone with a positive strength modifier is helping now, that is much preferable to failing to keep her in the air.

She - leaves them to comfort each other, not because she doesn't care, but because she does. Ekundayo seems to have the 'get the artifact to their cleric' part of things handled, so Sivetrys will - handle the body. Not Vordakai's, fuck him, they have about a week to make sure that asshole is permanently dead, but -

The other body. The one that has been blown to pieces.

She very carefully and very neatly gets to wrapping what was once Ridaya up, in a spare blanket sourced from her Bag of Holding.

"Bergamot, guard," she says, as she does this. "Linzi, Jubilost, can you both check for ambient magical effects, traps, and the like?"

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Mannnnnn. Fine. Guard, yes, yes, he'll patrol around hoping for something to properly pounce on...

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"Already was, thank you," sniffs Jubilost.

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"But -" begins Linzi, but. Yeah. They are in a lich's lair, aren't they, there are probably things that can still horribly kill them all available. Sigh.

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Luto is doing her level best to get Uma's breathing under control and not let the panicked misery take root in her own mind. She holds her dear alchemist tight. "Uma, Uma, it's going to be okay, we'll get them all back, I've got you, I love you so much, I'm so so sorry,"

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the loudest part of her mind replies.

But other parts of her are clinging desperately to Luto's words, trying as hard as she can to believe them, and still others are busy trying to pull together some semblance of functionality, figure out what she needs to be doing next - the demilich might be gone and Ridaya's soul might be freed, but there'll be more, there's always more

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Ekundayo finishes picking up the last of the artifact shards, steps back to Tristian, and deliberately closes the cleric's shaking hands around them.

"What else is needed for destroying it?" he asks, entirely business.

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Stop it stop it stop it, he wants desperately to scream, but he can't. He can't.

"... You should step back," he murmurs hoarsely instead. She's going to know he did this. He's going to suffer for it, but he doesn't particularly care. What he cares about is how they will not have their sixth-circle cleric, and there is so much still to be set right -

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Shortly after Ekundayo does as asked, a great portal appears in the air, and swallows Tristian whole.

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"Was that a fucking Gate," hisses Sivetrys, in the great echoing silence that he leaves.

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The sheer pressure of ninth circle magic sends a shockwave through her brain, and in its wake a different part of her psyche is in control.

"It was," she whispers, and she lets go of Luto, wriggling her wings impatiently - she wants a better look - 

"he's... an outsider? that was... a calling Gate."

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(She loosens her grip automatically, a worried pit forming in her stomach, but she's not sure what to say and holding Uma down seems like a terrible idea)

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"That..." begins Sivetrys, but she's having trouble speaking words. Is that possible??? An outsider??? Tristian??? But... but...

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"Did someone just steal our cleric!" shrieks Linzi, heedless of the people speaking in Celestial.

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"This will make the resurrections very inconvenient," observes Ekundayo. He has an arrow knocked, because that is what he does when he is surprised, he prepares to shoot things. There doesn't seem to be anything he can fire arrows at to fix this, though. "- We should fall back to a more defensible position."

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She shakes her head. "Need to find Vakt first." She peers around.

...wait, where's Ridaya? She looks over to where she remembers seeing the pieces of her body, alarm building,

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Sivetrys sees what Umakhi is looking for, and her social circuits stop finding errors in favor of assisting.

"I've got Ridaya. All parts of her neatly tucked away, right here, ready for a Resurrection when we can." There is in fact a Ridaya sized bundle, neatly packed away for easy transport. The blanket holding her body is even blue. This was entirely by accident, but in retrospect seems appropriate.

But Ekundayo is onto something, with that whole 'defensible position' thing.

"I'll - cast us a Rope Trick," says a still somewhat stunned Sivetrys, first in Taldane, and then more firmly in Celestial. Not that it would help with a fucking Gate, but, actually hiding in an extra-dimensional space still sounds really smart right now!!!!! "Can you look for Vakt's body -" This is directed at her party. Normally she'd tidily delegate to a specific party member, but thinking through who would be best at that sounds hard.

She does actually keep a rope easily retrievable on her person, for just this purpose. The exact minimum length required, and no more. Usually she'd fly up to put it somewhere higher, but actually ferrying everyone into a flying Rope Trick sounds like it is in fact too much for right now. Lots of things are too much for right now. Someone kidnapped Tristian??? Who was an outsider??? They don't have their cleric, and they have two dead and one Feebleminded and, gods, Zan is still up top with Okbo, who is admittedly very large and soft and a good guard dog, but she still doesn't like leaving a vulnerable person all alone up there...

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"Already found it," says Jubilost, who was on watch for traps-and-things. "Seems the lich saved us some work digging her out."

He is of course also efficiently wrapping her up for transport. It's only practical.

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...Luto rushes over to help him with that (she doesn't want Uma to have to do this, not now,)

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She slumps when she see's Ridaya's remains in a bag, but that gets tucked away, everything not relevant gets tucked away, there's more to do and more to figure out and she has to keep going, keep going, keep going,

A Rope Trick isn't going to do much against someone who can cast Gate... unless it was off a scroll and they only had the one. (Ridaya can cast nineth circle scrolls, though it's only come up once, (her body explodes as the second bomb hits it, the look on her face never changing)). It's a reasonable precaution, but,

"...can we get Zan?" 

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Rope Trick.

"... Linzi, are you able to get Van and Okbo?"

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"I.... think so, yeah, I didn't end up casting much really - we're not all going to fit in the Rope Trick though -"

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"Our animals can guard below." The Rope Trick is lower to the ground than he'd like, this seems both practical and an appropriate allocation of resources...

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"Okay. Uh. Going, then."

Dimension Door.

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...Nothing left to do out here. Wait, no, that's not quite true.

Umakhi grabs Ridaya's spellbook from where it's sitting at the table, and swipes the other spellbook, too. Nothing else on the desk seems immediately relevant. 

She flies up and through the extraplanar hole into the Rope Trick, ignoring the rope completely, and disappears.

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Luto carefully takes Vakt's body, and heads over to where the rope is dangling. (...she's not actually sure she can do this. She's not especially strong, and Vakt, in her armor, is heavy. But... she's not sure what else to do...)

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Here is Ekundayo, singular member of this party with a positive strength modifier. This is a problem he can solve.

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Okay. Okay. Things seem to be settling. Probably her job is going to be to sleep, because they're kind of all stuck down here until she Teleports them back to civilization. Hopefully civilization that contains a... sixth circle cleric. Because they are now missing theirs, and people are still dead. No, wait, they need a seventh circle cleric, for a Resurrection. Undeath makes normal Raises impossible.

Sivetrys carefully scoops the bits of demilich into a bag, because leaving your defeated but not permanently killed enemy in pieces on the floor is what stupid people do, and her hand stops on one little gemstone. The only one, among the ten scattered around, that is filled.

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".... Hi, Varn," she says softly, to the bauble. "We'll get you out of there, don't worry. We're going to fix all of this."

Then she pockets the gem, finishes sweeping the last of the demilich into the bag, and flies up to join Umakhi in the Rope Trick.

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Umakhi is hunched up in a corner, carefully examining an ancient-looking spellbook, trying to figure out what the traps on it are and how to disable them. (She's already gotten two obvious ones. She's sure there are more. But she's careful, and she's good at this, and some of the buffs are helping out, and it is something to do that is not thinking about -) oooh, that's really clever, she hadn't realized you could do that...

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Luto starts to thank Ekundayo, remembers he's one of the ones who doesn't speak Celestial, and bows her head gratefully instead. She retrieves and sheaths her katana, and shimmies up the rope.

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Ekundayo nods evenly. He'll get Ridaya's body up as well, and assist with Van if they have any trouble shepherding her.

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Dimension Door.

Linzi is back, with one great big wolf, and one addled oracle.

"So do we have, like, a plan or something, because...?"

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"Let the sorceress sleep," says Ekundayo, dry. Which means: no chattering.

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But so much has happened and they should talk about literally any of it!!!!!

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"Later," repeats Jubilost, before heading up the rope himself.

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Zan is perfectly capable of climbing a rope, when Luto leans out to beckon her on up. 

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Luto pulls her into a sitting hug, arms wrapped around her tightly. "We did it, Zan," she whispers. "The lich is gone, we have their bodies, we'll get them all back,"

(...huh, when did she start crying...)

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Hug. Gentle back-rubbing.

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(Umakhi looks up momentarily when Zan enters the Rope Trick, and does a visual scan to confirm that Vakt and Ridaya's (the flashback is getting familiar, but no less painful) remains are accounted for, then goes back to attempting to dismantle the traps on the demilich's spellbook.

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No she doesn't.

"Best to wait until we're all at our best," he says softly, with a level of gentleness that some might find surprising. "Anyway, how did you manage to stuff positive energy into a bomb...?"

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(Sivetrys curls up in an available corner with a bedroll and gets to attempting to sleep. She's not very tired, is the thing, and it's weird to fall asleep without Bergamot to cuddle, and sure the Ring of Sustenance means she only needs two hours of sleep, but that's two unbroken hours of sleep, and -)

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Sleep doesn't usually work on her, because half-elf, and also she's circled past being normally affected by it, but on a willing subject, it can still work just fine.

Good night, Sivi.

Sleep.

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Zzzz thanks, Linzzzzz...

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...oh, he's right, she's being stupid. (again. :( )

She carefully shuts the book and puts it aside. 

"Holy bombs..." she whispers, withdrawing a notebook from one of her many pockets, flipping to a page and showing it to him.

The annotations are mostly in Tianji, and she'll translate, if asked, but alchemists the world over use very similar notation for equations, and some of the notes are in Celestial, since it has better words for the relevant concepts.

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The point was almost entirely to give her something to focus on that was something resembling healthy, but yes, Jubilost is also actually curious about the specifics of Uma's alchemical concoctions.

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Everyone else also settles down, and hope nothing from Vordakai's tomb comes to bother them while they have their emergency rest.

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Well. Most of them, anyway.

Back on guard duty. Again. Sigh.

Being a Bergamot is suffering.


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She gets bored of sharing alchemy notes pretty abruptly and gets out her magic crafting supplies. She can do that quietly.

She's halfway through making a medium-strength Headband of Vast Intelligence, for Ridaya. In many ways, it's very weird to be making the improved headband for the wizard last, but - Ridaya insisted. She wanted Umakhi to make one for herself first and then the upgraded items for the other three, since Ridaya had gotten the very first lesser headband Umakhi had made, when they were younger and Umakhi was just learning the art. (Ridaya is sentimental about these things. She's got a tiny pouch full of the consumed remains of several single-use things Umakhi made for her, way back when.)

(A tear falls on the headband, from somewhere. Then another.)

She works silently, teasing the magic into the spellsilver, teasing the spellsilver into the headband.

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Luto watches Uma work, watches her tears fall onto the headband, and - doesn't say anything or reach out, because Uma wouldn't want her to. It's hard, though.

She sighs, leaning into Zan. She's not tired, not really, just full of nervous energy. 

...is there anyone else awake who might want to interact somehow? She glances around the extradimensional space.

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Ekundayo is watching out of the exit hole of the Rope Trick, in a state that looks moderately restful, but also fully prepared to pincushion anything vaguely undead on the other side of that hole at literally any time.

He's clearly fine.

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Jubilost has decided that since he's not needed for distracting other alchemists from doing unwise things, he will do alchemy. He's rather lacking in materials, but he does keep some things on hand, and it's better than sitting on his hands waiting for the Bleaching to end him.

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(Sivetrys is asleep.)

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Linzi is looking really stressed out right now, though. She's writing in a book and muttering to herself.

There is still that whole 'language barrier' thing, which may or may not be a problem.

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...Oh, she's really not doing ok, huh. And she's not talking to her friends about it...

Luto tries to catch Linzi's attention without making too much noise, and when she does, cocks her head and beckons. Want to come over here?

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...?? her??

Sure, um, she can scoot over to join Luto, even though... they still don't have any languages in common. Oh sweet Shelyn is she being propositioned, she has no idea how to handle that at all, no, no, almost certainly not, she's overthinking things.

She does give a little slightly distracted wave. And then fidgets with her pen.

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Luto smiles, then... hmmm. Maybe they can teach eachother their languages via charades, but that sounds like an entire process.

Instead she hugs the air in front of her, points at Linzi, then tilts her head. Do you want a hug?

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??????????

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......

Sure okay?

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Huuug. (Luto has nice long arms and gives pretty good hugs). She hums very softly.

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This is totally normal, and furthermore, does not elicit any kinds of feelings in Linzi at all. She is fine, and is definitely not being confronted with how much of a disaster lesbian she is. Nope. Absolutely not.

..... it is kind of nice though.

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Hugs are nice! She sighs happily, and keeps humming.

(She'll let go of Linzi once Linzi indicates this is what she wants, but probably not before that.)

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Yeah. Hm.

Uh.

.... She does still want to go back to processing, but, hugs are nice, so, maybe. Hugs while she writes? If that's okay??

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Yeah, that's fine. Luto has plenty of experience hugging someone while they write. (She thinks about... being in cuddle piles with Ridaya and Uma, writing in their little notebooks and chattering to each other in the sign language that Luto is still slowly learning with Zan - it had been her idea, of course, Zan always has the good social ideas, and oh she misses Zan so much

She sighs again, and leans into the hug a bit more (not very much, though. Linzi is smol.)

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She will do her absolute best to not overthink this!!! And will just do the writing thing. The writing thing with also hugs is... nice, actually.

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And at almost two hours on the dot, Sivetrys sits up.

"Okay," she says, without any preamble, in Celestial, "so I think I need to - actually, first we should solve the language barrier, Jubilost does not have Tristian's patience for translating for us, and now two thirds of us just flat cannot communicate with each other without assistance, which is dangerous in a hostile tomb." She goes digging in her Handy Haversack for her scroll box dedicated to (comparatively) cheap, practical scrolls. She has at least one scroll of Comprehend Language, that'll do.

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"Good morning to you, too," says Jubilost, dryly.

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"Uma has Taldane, right? Then are you okay having Comprehend Languages cast on you?"

This is directed at Luto, who may or may not be used to someone suddenly going from fast asleep to Problem Solving in under a minute flat.

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(Oh thank Shelyn, Sivi is awake and going to give them all a Firm Plan again. All is going to be right with the world. Living in limbo was the worst!!!!)

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Both Ridaya and Zan wake up like this, it's normal to her. "That's fine with me."  (Does Linzi want to be unhugged now?)

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"Share Language... probably better? Lasts longer..." 

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"I don't have one, sorry, at least not here." Usually her adventures involve more understanding of strange languages instead of direct communication with people that don't speak a common language. "If you do I can cast it without wasting the scroll, though?"

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Linzi does want to unhug for now, yeah. They are back to being a Serious Adventuring Party or something. But she does give Luto a small smile before scootching away.

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"Is that wise? Don't you only get one of those get out of scroll loss free per sleep cycle? Pay her the amount in coin, cast something more meaningful with your circles."

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....

It's so annoying when he's right.

".... Okay, yeah, can I just buy the scroll off of you, if you have one. And then cast it."

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(She smiles back at Linzi.)

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(Smug hmph of being acknowledged as right.)

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...Zan likes having hers to use with her vestments, but... they can always buy a new one. But more importantly...

 "We have one... it's divine. Can you. use it?"

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"Ah. No." She might be able to pull it off, but all of her practice at weird scrolls is weird arcane scrolls. She's literally never tried to use a divine scroll before, and now is not a good time for learning how. That is usually Tristian's job, when it comes to divine scrolls. Well, Linzi can sometimes make weird scrolls work - she supposes that while they're down a cleric, divine scrolls count as weird.

She switches to Taldane. "Hey, Linzi, do you think you could cast from a divine Share Language scroll?"

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"Pr...obably?" She doesn't have a lot of practice with divine magic, really. Because: usually that's Tristian's thing. "I can give it a shot."

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Ridaya cou failing to cast a scroll of a spell you shouldn't be able to cast at all is harmless - it either works or it doesn't.

"Luto, can you..."

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Uma... "Her scroll case, right?" She leans Zan forward to root around in her backpack and pulls out an overstuffed scroll case.

"Here." She tosses it at Umakhi, perhaps sliiightly harder than necessary.

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(Zan makes a small noise - Luto gives her a concerned look and a hug.)

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She catches it (?ow?) and pops it open, sorting through the scrolls inside. Once she's found the one she's looking for, she silently hands it to Linzi.

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Who casts it without any trouble, really. It's only first circle; those are easy, even divine ones.

Luto is poked with the knowledge of Taldane.

"Does this mean we all speak a language in common now?"

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Share Language feels weeeiiird! (This isn't the first time it's been cast on her, but it has been a while.)

Right, okay. What would Zan do.

"Thank you again for all your help," she says, now that Ekundayo and Linzi can understand her, "and please don't worry about the cost of the scroll - we used it on me, after all."

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"Oh! Um." Oh no, words, saying words in the physical reality she's been forcibly tethered to, under pressure and with no time to think through her words properly. With the pretty girl she was cuddling!!! Linzi was not prepared for this moment!!!!! "It's nice to be able to properly speak with you."

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Ekundayo, also not being a words person, inclines his head respectfully.

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There is at least one words person present, though!

"Okay! Now that we can all understand each other - so I think our plan should be do a quick pass of just this section of the tomb for loot, as low risk as possible for a lich's lair. I'm particularly thinking of diamonds, for obvious reasons; he might have had some in storage somewhere. Then, I break the teleport traps so we can more carefully loot the place later, and then we all go teleporting off to a major city - I recommend Highhelm or Caliphas as teleport destinations - to see about fixing, uh. Everything?"

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Oh, look, Sivi is talking, and so Linzi is having a much easier time finding her words again.

"Does 'everything' there include someone stealing our cleric? Please tell me it includes dealing with that!! Because no, seriously, can we please actually talk about what even was that!"

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"Ah. Um. Right. So, for one, I think that was a Gate. For another - okay, so, Gates can technically grab non-outsiders, but the way it grabbed him was - like it was grabbing an outsider?"

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"Have you seen any Gates before?" says Jubilost, archly.

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"Well, no, people aren't really lining up to cast Gates for educational purposes, but it, it's - the ultra powerful grandfather of callings and summonings, so it's not unlike what I do. I'm a conjuration specialist, recall, I do actually make it my job to know these things. I don't know for sure, but once Uma mentioned it - I think she's right."

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(Luto smiles warmly at Linzi as Sivetrys is talking, and nods along at the suggested plans. Looting and then going somewhere with clerics sounds good to her!)

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Umakhi nods. "It looks... very different. Read about it..." she tilts her head, pausing to think. "...Advanced Conjuration Notes, Heeler & Vosesso, but... it's obvious, from the spellform."

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Sivetrys nods, seriously. "Right. Which means that the obvious way to get him back is to just. Call him back. With a spell. I'm sixth circle, Planar Binding is theoretically possible for me."

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"..... would that work?"

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"Probably? If he's not under a Dimensional Anchor or something, which, I mean, he was kidnapped, so. He might be."

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"Planar Binding would work, but that means whoever took him... could have used Planar Binding... And cast Gate, instead." 

(She doesn't sound very happy about the implications, for obvious reasons.)

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"Planar Binding allows for the subject to resist, if they want to, and then returns them once the calling is complete. A Gate doesn't allow either. Though, it's not cheap to use it that way, so. I was thinking I should buy a commune from Sarenrae and ask Her if it would be in Her interests to counter-kidnap Her cleric."

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"And Tristian wouldn't refuse your Planar Binding, because you're... you? And he could tell? That it's you?"

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"...... Probably?" says Sivetrys, without a lot of confidence.

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"Personally, if I were kidnapped, I'd happily accept a random calling from anyone to escape the tedium of prison..."

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"...He'd know it's you. Works like Raise Dead." 

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"Then he won't resist! Though... he will awkwardly have a return to his jail cell-or-whatever on his calling, though. Since your thing comes with the return part. Which. Sounds bad."

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"Better than being stuck there."

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Everyone has been talking too quickly for Ekundayo to really easily interject, but:

"He seemed to know he was going to be taken. Asked me to step back."

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"...... I have no idea what to do with that," says Sivetrys, in the awkward silence that follows. "I mean, it's good information, just..."

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"Do you think he was enchanted?"

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Awkward shrug.

"Looked more miserable than usual at the time, but under the circumstances..."

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"Okay. So. Maybe actually bind him, like one of those stupid and amoral spellcasters, and check him for enchantments before we let him go?"

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"That seems so mean???"

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"Being smart and being nice aren't always mutually exclusive, but..."

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"Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to grumble about it. It's Tristian, it'd be like being mean to a puppy."

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Uma looks dubious! "...Commune first, right?" On account of. The potential archmage.

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(Luto feels kinda lost, but she really doesn't want to interrupt to ask clarifying questions. She can get caught up later.)

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"Commune first," says Sivetrys, firmly. "Preferably with Sarenrae, specifically, though I'm not sure they... sell them precisely? Since Tristian didn't."

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"Could ask Torag," says Ekundayo. "If we teleport to Highhelm."

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"He's definitely second on the list, but, it's - in absence of his ability to consent to any of this, I'd like to follow Tristian's preferences as we know them?"

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Ekundayo gives an acknowledging incline of his head.

(Torag would absolutely be willing to sell a Commune question to a sixth-circle Good spellcaster. Instead of the weird, strange, not reliably centrally organized thing that Sarenrae does. Very inefficient.)

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She frowns as she digs through her memories. ...oh, right, Major Churches of the Inner Sea had notes about publicly-disclosed Commune policies. 

"The Dawnflower's church... does not sell Communes. If you tell them what happened, they might do it for free. They'd appreciate a donation. won't require one."

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...She really appreciates the way Sivetrys is trying to do right by Tristian, here.

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"That's about how Tristian conducted things, too," agrees Sivetrys, nodding. "I think it should be fine? I'm just not sure if either Caliphas or Highhelm has a cleric of the appropriate circle. Absalom does, I even know some people at one of the local temples of Sarenrae, but I can get to it from either city. So cast your votes now on which I use as a teleportation destination?"

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"Highhelm."

This is not a hard question. Caliphas is in Ustalav, and accordingly has the problem of needing the living populace evacuated, all structures and forests burned to the ground, and the entire place purged in several hundred thousand Hallows, if there's literally any chance the place could be less haunted. Highhelm is the crown jewel of the Five Kings Mountains, with no undead problems, and a high population of very sensible and pragmatic dwarves, who as a species offer the most moral method of spellsilver acquisition in Avistan.

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Quick glance at Uma in case she has an opinion...

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"...Highhelm." They should really not be selling their most valuable possession in Ustalav. "We need to sell... the sword." Sivetrys and Jubilost have both read her notes at this point, they'll know what she means.

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She's not sure why that means Highhelm over Caliphas, but she trusts Uma and doesn't want to bother her for an explanation when she's still like this. (It's scary, seeing her like this.)

"I vote Highhelm as well."

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"If we didn't know the specifics of making sure our bits if skull fragments stay dead, Caliphas might be worth it. Since we do, bringing the lich to join its peers seems like rather a poor idea." He adjusts his glasses. "Even setting aside that sword that practically screams 'Give me to an undead champion.'"

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"I've never been to Highhelm before. Is it nice?"

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"It's very orderly and organized, but also kind of..." Sivetrys trails off. "It's got four layers to it, and they're pretty regimented. We'll be going to the second layer, King's Heart - it has the major temples and adventurers' markets, and is more free spirited than the rest of the city. The others, uh. Are a mixed bag, let's say."

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...not exactly how she'd put it, but she's not going to add anything. (She's so tired.)

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"Hmmmmm, I haven't written a beginner's guide to Highhelm, have I, and it's not like anything that hack Jeshtain has written anything passable..." muses Jubilost.

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"But we lightly raid the lich's lair for his valuables first," says Sivetrys. "Really, I should have thrown some of my unused Greater Dispels at some random bits of the area before hiding in the Rope Trick for a nap, but the Gate and cleric kidnapping freaked me out. That's on me, sorry guys."

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Uma frowns. "I need a bit. To mix an extract. for trapfinding."

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Luto nods. "Umakhi is very good at breaking traps down once we know where they are, but without her poti-" (She sees Uma inhale to correct her) "-extract for it, she's not great at finding them in the first place. I can help her with the searching, too." She taps her goggles.

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"Jubilost and I managed to get all of the big ones in this room, we think, but an extra pair of hands and eyes aren't going to hurt."

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"Unless those hands go wandering. Please do not touch anything potentially valuable until after it has been checked over by a professional." He is looking directly at Linzi as he says this. "And our baronness will be on dispel standby."

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Jubilooooost you're embarrassing her in front of the other partyyyyy!!!!

And also it only happened one time!

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She smiles sympathetically at Linzi and stage-whispers "the others still haven't let me live down the Cursed Ring Incident, and it was years ago."

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She's busy mixing a concoction but is paying enough attention to add "the bracelet was this year." 

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"Ok, well, yes, but it wasn't cursed, it was just! opinionated!" 

(Thank you, Uma, she thinks privately.)

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This earns a little giggle from Linzi.

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"Truly unfair, that some of us will never live down our mistakes," says Sivetrys, in a perfect deadpan.

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"Oh, like you can talk, Miss Fireball-your-own-party! You're why I even learned the communal version of Resist Energy! I live in fear of you freaking out at there being too many spiders again."

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"In my defense," she replies with a laugh, "There were a lot of spiders, and they died first, and we didn't!"

They can, in this way, turn carefully combing over a small part of the demilich's tomb for traps and loot into an inter-party bonding exercise. That hopefully distracts them all from the very sad problems that they have yet to fix.

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...Oh, that was very nicely done. Luto approves. (...She misses Zan) they'll get her back soon!

First, though, there's a tomb to search. Luto has very acute senses, and she can point out a few different spots where things don't seem to be quite right.

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And once they're pointed out, Umakhi methodically disables them, mostly in normal, uninteresting ways. (She also catches a few that Luto misses, courtesy her alchemically-enhanced senses.)

At one point, she frowns, sighs, drinks one of her extracts, and then, concentrating, mixes and throws a bomb into an illusion-covered hole in the wall, watching with satisfaction as - nothing visible happens.

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This is a fascinating method of disarming traps, and Linzi is absolutely going to gush about it! In a way that doesn't, actually, require Uma to explain anything in particular, because she gets Jubilost to explain it for her.

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Jubilost, finding the bomb based disarm of a trap intellectually novel, and also in the habit of enjoying hearing himself talk, finds this division of labor acceptable.

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He's getting a few technical details wrong, which she corrects absentmindedly, but she certainly doesn't seem to mind having to talk less! 

She keeps looking for traps and hidden rooms. If Vakt were alive...

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...Yeah. (She gently pats Uma on the head as she moves past to look at this unexamined corner.)

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Somewhat awkwardly: there is a preserved body in an alcove in this unexamined corner! (Under an illusion.)

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"Ah. Maegar Varn. That.... will make his resurrection a little easier, I guess????" says the woman who recognizes him immediately. Ugh. Kept in the demilich's corpse pantry. She attempts to peer around Luto, floating behind her because stepping on the ground is how you accidentally activate traps, and her Overland Flight is still up.

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She misses Ridaya she ducks out of Sivetrys's way. "How did you know him?" she asks softly. 

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"Baron of the local polity, and head of a mercenary company called the Varnling Host. He's about the only one of my neighbors that I reliably get along with; he helped my people out when we -" she does not want to get into the nonsense that was what they locally call 'The Season of Bloom.' "- had a magical plague. So."

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She nods sympathetically, and -

Wait, what? She's a noble?

 Her eyes widen, train of thought derailed. 

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Sivetrys spots this.

"Oh, don't worry, neither of us are proper nobility. We're River Kingdom nobility, which is half puffed up bravado and the other half a warlord in a funny hat. I keep running tabs on what absurd things people come up with when trying to address me, it's surprisingly entertaining."

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Luto visibly takes a half-second to process this, but once she finishes, her face settles at 'surprised amusement'.

"Incredible. What are some of the highlights?" 

(...the problem with asking herself what would Zan do is that Zan is much funnier than she is, but Luto can at least keep track of things she'll want to know, once she's back.)

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"'Your spellificence,' 'Lady of Over There,' 'Sorta-queen of the Shrikingdom' - the spot I bravado over is based in the Shrike Hills, it's a truly terrible pun - 'Leopard bitch,' 'bastard bitch of Brevoy' - there's a lot of bitch based naming for me, can't imagine why - uhhhh... I got called a discount druid once, that was pretty funny."

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Luto giggles, and does a cute little curtsy. "Truly, their impudence is matched only by your patience," and keeping a straight face is hard but it's important for the delivery no matter what Ridaya thinks so she's going to "...your spellificence." 

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This earns a laugh out of Her Spellificence.

"Thank you for your courtesy, but as we are not currently in my court of 'Over There,' I'll pass on the titles. I mostly just want people to stop robbing each other on the road."

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She nods soberly. Bandits weren't much of a problem in Tianjing, but she's long since learned that her homeland is the exception, not the rule.

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Yeah. Though some people are trying to fix that.

There are more bodies in what Sivetrys is internally calling the corpse pantry, but none of them are from people any of them recognize. They don't really have any more bag room for more bodies, so they will be carefully left in storage for possible retrieval later, for either resurrection or burial, depending on resources available.

No diamonds are present that they can easily find. If Vordakai has a storage of them, they're not here, and venturing further into the lair for his stuff is more risk than any of them want to take while they're all down any divine healing that can fix mistakes.

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Luto ducks a side-room and finds Zan's Greatsword (she and Ridaya have been calling it My Pretty Face lately) and Vakt's shield. She solemnly puts them both into their shared bag of holding, which Zan is currently carrying around for them. 

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They finish packing up all of the loot. Squeezing everyone into two teleports is going to require one scroll of Reduce Animal to fit Okbo into the second, but they can in fact manage it with Sivetrys's expanded teleport capacity. Ekundayo gets the bag of demilich pieces, and is going to be in charge of making Vordakai be dead. This is a straightforward social task that will involve him talking primarily to members of his own faith, the sort of thing she doesn't feel bad delegating to him.

"Do you particularly want to be there when we have his remains finished off permanently?" asks Sivetrys, after handing off the bag to him.

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Headshake. "I'm going to stay with Zan." 

She glances at Uma. It's the kind of thing she'd normally want to do, but...

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Well, she hasn't looked up from her book, so she's probably not interested.

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She looks back at Sivetrys and shakes her head. 

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"Okay. Then I'm going to teleport you in on the second group, and... hm, probably it'll make diamond sourcing easier if I'm in my teleport sorcerer identity, she actually knows people in Highhelm, whereas I as myself have never officially been before..."

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"Are you overcomplicating things again."

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"... More like my previous complications are catching up to me a little, and I don't want to uncomplicate them..."

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"So, yes. You weirdo."

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Huh. "...Multiple identities?" 

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"So as a sorceress, I get a lot of teleports compared to wizards? But I also don't want to make a habit of having it known when I am using all of my spells for teleports." She works in the River Kingdoms, and being predictable like that is how she gets assassinated. She does not want to be assassinated. "And sometimes I want to help Good causes without it being traced back to me, since one of my neighbor's exports is assassins. Plus it's kind of convenient for appearing to undercut myself to give myself a veneer of legitimacy in Brevoy and the River Kingdoms. So! I am also an elf, named Jivandria."

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As wizard eccentricities go, it's downright pragmatic. Good for subterfuge.

It's still somewhat silly, though.

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One of her neighbors exports assassins? Wild.

...She giggles at 'I am also an elf, named Jivardia', though; the delivery is really good. "Ah, Zan is going to love hearing about that..."

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Actually, it could be argued that multiple neighbors export assassins; she's pretty sure Natala Surtova is in the 'sending assassins' business, and she seems like the type that would only trust her own, instead of hiring out.

Sivetrys grins. "I'm glad! I warn you, though, Jivandria is much less of a conversationalist than I am! Long history, dark past, seen the death of Aroden, all that."

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"Yes, yes, your other self is very thoroughly crafted, if being baroness ever falls through, you could always become a novelist. Can we get to teleporting sooner rather than later?"

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Eyeroll. "Yeah, if you're all ready. Please ensmallen your wolf, Ekundayo."

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Reduce Animal. (He'll need to scribe a new scroll for it in his downtime. These are too rare and niche to easily purchase.)

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She gives a friendly farewell wave to Luto, then collects Ekundayo, Linzi, Jubilost, and Okbo in a circle of hands, and: Teleport.

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Hrm. His person has disappeared. In the way where she's actually gone, not just hiding-from-sight-but-not-scent. Bergamot was informed of this in advance, and she will be back soon, but he still doesn't like this state of affairs.

Not currently given any job in particular, he elicits pets from Zan about it.

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Kitty!

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"Aroden was a Lawful Neutral God, popular in this part of the world. Died a bit over a hundred years ago... His death caused The Great Breaking." she says in Tianji, without looking up.

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"...thanks", she grumbles. It's obnoxious whenever Uma assumes Luto doesn't know something and is right about it. 

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Sivetrys soon returns, giving her precious kitty pets for his patience. Who's a good kitty??

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Bergamot! Bergamot is a very good kitty! (Are they going to get more Playtime???)

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"No, sorry dear. Nap time instead," she informs her leopard sadly.

This apparently involves coaxing him into a bag of holding, which he accepts with all the grace of long time practice, if some sulking. The interior of the bag is noticeably outfitted for his comfort, with a Bergamot-sized cat bed, a scratching post, and several toys.

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That's really cute?? She peeks inside. "Awww..." 

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Sivetrys beams, then closes the bag up and returns it to its spot at her hip. "His collar is a Necklace of Adaptation," she says, before anyone gets concerned. "He can in fact stay in there for hours, though he and I both prefer if he doesn't spend too long inside." And don't ask her about the cleanup if he's in there for too long. She has Prestidigitation, but, well. It's best for everyone if her kitty gets proper walkies. And also murderies, which is in fact one of his needs for being happy and fulfilled.

This sorted, she then casts Alter Self.

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She becomes a dark haired elf with a tidy bun and a stoic expression.

"I go by Jivandria, if I'd failed to mention earlier," she informs her companions in a business-like tone that is greatly at odds with her usual casual cheer. The way she says it sort of implies that she is politely overlooking anything such as 'they might have forgotten her name,' because she is above such petty things, and forgives them for their (many) failings.

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...Wow. hot??? She nods and bows respectfully.

Then she glances at Uma, who is... not great with names at the best of times...

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(It's unclear which of Sivetrys's party's names Umakhi remembers, really! Hopefully it won't be relevant.)

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Fortunately, Jivandria does not particularly give a shit. (And Sivetrys is unlikely to hold it against her.)

"We will be arriving at the auxiliary teleport chamber on the Eastern side of the Crystalborough district," she says, in that same professional tone. "It is meant for unscheduled or emergency teleports, below a weight requirement which we currently reach. The nearest temple likely to have a Heal prepared and available for sale is the temple of Grundinnar, the Peacemaker - there is a pair of shaking hands, carved above the temple entrance."

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Luto nods, confirms with a glance that Uma has that memorized (Uma catches the look and nods slightly), and does her best to commit it to memory anyways, just in case.

She takes Zan's hand in hers in preparation for the teleport. Soon, love. We'll get you back soon.

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Zan is competent to hold a hand. (She squeezes Luto's lightly, as if to reassure her.)

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(Umakhi finishes packing up her things and grips Zan's other hand tightly.)

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"Sourcing the diamonds for other spells in Highhelm will take longer, but is one of the more economic options, if you can tolerate the wait. Highhelm has long tapped its own ore veins, but serves primarily as a center for industry and trade, diamond cutting included. The district of Ironwell will certainly have some, but I would expect most, if not all, of them to already be spoken for, and dwarves are loathe to break their deals once made. The muleskinners have an office on the west side of this district - they're in charge of the transport of raw diamonds, and from there you can purchase one, and have it sent to a cutter yourself. That would be my recommendation for saving money, or sourcing a larger than average sized diamond." Like a seventh circle Resurrection diamond. Like that.

She says all of this in a sort of detached, informative tone, like she gives this spiel twice a day and has for decades. It just so happens to be the perfect information they need for their exact needs. Funny, that.

Anyway: "Teleporting in three, two, one -" Teleport.

"I'm available to act as your guide here for the next hour or so," she says, once they've arrived in a modest and unassuming stone room, with an intricate pattern carved onto the floor.

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(Luto and Umakhi both emit an obvious flash of distress when teleported. Luto conceals hers quickly - Umahki's wings twitch in irritation.)

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-right, okay. It's fine. (aaaa)

She bows respectfully. "If you could lead us to the temple of Grundinnar first, we'd be grateful." She squeezes Zan's hand.

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"Of course," she agrees, and leads the way out of the room. There's a small book on a chain attached to the wall just outside, and several guards, who seem to recognize her and relax. It is not required to register teleportations for this section of chambers, but considered good practice. Which is why Sivetrys had no idea there was a log book to write things down in, and didn't, and Jivandria, who semi-regularly teleports here and values these rules and systems, is doing so. She carefully pens a tidy date of use, her name, and the reason - EMERGENCY RESUPPLY. This is mostly for their statistics, to know if they need to expand their teleportation chamber section to prevent parties running into each other or not.

And then she sedately leads them off - well. It's not really outside, but to a wider section of tunnel that is more spacious and public. It's not crowded, but they're certainly no longer alone. There are great doorways carved into the stone, each with lovingly chiseled words or iconographs - as promised, there is one of two hands shaking.

"Excuse me," she says politely to the officiant at the entrance. "I have a party with a member that requires a Heal, is one available for purchase today?"

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In short: yes, one is available, and even within their budget.

Zan soon gets her Heal, from a cheerful looking dwarven cleric who has a sort of motherly air about her.

"There you go, dearie. All better. You've just been Healed of a nasty curse, and your party's right here, you're safe."

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Her brain unclouds all at once, her eyes widening in concern - what's going on? Luto and Uma are here, but where's Rids - where's Vakt

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Suddenly Luto is hugging her, sobbing, "Zan, Zan, I'm so sorry, I didn't - I couldn't -" 

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Zan holds Luto firmly, rubbing her back in soothing circular motions. "Hey, honey, honey, I'm here now, it's going to be okay, it's going to be okay. Breathe with me?"

She takes slow, intentional breaths, still holding Luto tightly, and her gaze lands on Uma -

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Umakhi is dissociating! Pretty badly!

When she sees Zan looking at her, she starts signing rapidly. 

It's been about four hours. Rids and Vakt are dead, we have both bodies, Rids will need a Resurrection. We're safe here, the elf is in disguise but is an ally, she's a sixth circle sorceress, speaks Celestial and Taldane but not Tianji, rescued us. We landed on a demilich, it dominated Rids, feebleminded you, made Rids cast Icy Prison on Vakt, I caused a cave-in, we barely escaped, got rescued by the sorceress and her party who were nearby. Rids - Rids - 

...huh, her hands are shaking so badly she can't sign, that's weird. And her heartbeat is so loud

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Oh no. (A small sob escapes her throat. It's heartbreaking, seeing them both like this, she doesn't know what to do-)

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...she closes her eyes and forces herself to take a deep breath. Too much is at stake for a careless mistake. Her family needs her.

The immediate concerns:

  • Luto is calming down a bit in her arms. Not as much as Zan would like, not enough that she's okay, but enough to get by. She feels guilty about the others dying, which is both unfair to her and unsurprising.
  • Uma is doing really badly. It'll get worse if she keeps trying to give Zan a sitrep; that's hurting her and she can't tell.
  • The sixth-circle sorceress ally is in disguise for some reason - probably this isn't a great place for an extended conversation.
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She blinks away her tears.

Angel, angel, that's enough for now, she signs to Uma. Take a deep breath for me? You don't need to push yourself. It's going to be okay.

She turns to the elf who is a disguised sixth-circle sorceress. "I'm Zan. It's a pleasure to properly meet you - I have much to thank you for, apparently. I think it'd be good if we could get somewhere more private to decompress for a bit. Is there an inn nearby?" 

(At no point during any of this does she let go of Luto).

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The elf nods evenly. "Jivandria. A pleasure to have you back to yourself. A room's been arranged for you at The Honorable Vagabond," she then says, apparently entirely unaffected by this 'affection' and 'emotion' business.

(Downside to her scheming: wow uh, turns out it's a little uncomfortable to not be herself with the allied party that is regaining members and having obvious emotional reactions about it?? She doesn't exactly regret anything, having a secret teleporter identity is still on the whole smart, and this whole affair is going to be great for her cover, but - well. There are emotional downsides.

Also: no room has been arranged, but that is where the other party is staying. And she's totally going to just buy them a room.)

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Zan picks up on the buried discomfort, though she isn't sure what exactly it means, yet - maybe something to do with the disguise? a cultural thing about public distress, maybe? (Luto wouldn't be tracking that now, probably, it's only been four hours and she's really hurting...)

She squeezes Luto and pats her as a warning before she lets go, transitioning smoothly into a formal bow. 

"Then let us make for The Honorable Vagabond," she says, and despite the situation, there's an easy warmth and confidence in her voice. 

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Jivandria gives an incline of her head, politely thanks the cleric responsible for the Heal for her time, and then will in fact lead the way to the inn in question.

The Honorable Vagabond turns out to be a very upscale adventurer inn; it is in fact more than just 'a room.' It's the sort of place with a party suite, with a couple side rooms for sleeping, or item crafting, or other adventurer downtime activities, and a centralized room for planning and gathering. Also, they do not in fact have anything pre-arranged, but Jivandria asks for a specific section of the inn (that is next to where her own party is housed) and pays for it through the week without any kind of fuss.

(Look, it's just not a particularly large expense when one is a teleporting, item crafting sorcerer-baroness. And these people have been through a lot already.)

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Zan has two hands and two members of her family with her, so she's holding both of their hands as they move to the inn.

She raises an eyebrow when 'Jivandria' just buys a (rather upscale!) suite for them right in front of their faces. 

When they make it to their suite, she turns to their mysterious elf ally. "Will you be joining us in these lavish environs, or should we come find you once we've caught up?"

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"I can help you get settled in," she says, which is not the same thing as staying, now is it. Mysterious elf ally sure is mysterious.

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But once they're inside she stops being an elf, and starts being a much more animated half-elf.

"Hi, sorry about that, I, for inscrutable sorcerer reasons, am running a lot of my teleport sales out of a fake identity, and that identity has been to Highhelm and I as myself have not. Sivetrys, pleasure to properly meet you."

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Zan's face lights up at the transformation.

 "Ah! Uma mentioned you were in disguise," and she has some guesses as to what the inscrutable reasons are but that can wait, "and I'm delighted to meet you. Thank you so much for getting me back to health and for looking after my family," (She squeezes Uma and Luto against her sides affectionately) "while I couldn't."

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Luto is clearly embarrassed, but not in a surprised way. Zan is just Like This.

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(...the physical contact is grounding, which is good, because Uma is not very grounded right now.)

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"I and my party are really just glad we were in the right place to help, but you're quite welcome," says Sivetrys, with absolute sincerity. "It seems like Uma explained some things to you, but I'm not sure what you're aware of yet? The demilich responsible for the situation is dead, and in the middle of becoming permanently dead right now." If he's not already permanently dead already. It's Ekundayo, he's very efficient. "Nothing is an immediate emergency anymore."

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Zan nods. "She gave me the basics, yeah. ...If nothing's urgent, I'd like meet the rest of your party and then discuss next steps once we've had a chance to decompress together?"

Her eyes and face (neither of which Uma is tracking, of course) make it clear she's very worried about her poor alchemist.

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Yep!! So reasonable! Sivetrys is also a little concerned about Uma, but does not have the relationship established with her to properly help. (Though she has helped how she can.)

"Absolutely," she agrees. "My party is right down the hall, I got you a suite next to ours. Number 7, on the left. I might personally be out, I've got a - an errand to run in Absalom, that I need to get to before dawn." Her own party's not-immediate-emergency, actually. Which is so incredibly not their problem, and she is not making it their problem in the slightest, but she will be honest about it happening. "But I can hold off for a little while if you expect to need something from there in particular." Most obvious emergency is the two dead party members, which: "- I expect sourcing diamonds to be significantly cheaper here, if not necessarily faster, and I can have Jubilost start asking diamond pricing questions for you, if you like, I don't think he has anything planned in particular."

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 "If Jubilost is amenable to checking on diamond sourcing, that would be lovely. We'll need to head to a temple of Abadar to get the funds once we're done here, but I don't expect that to be hard." And... "I don't think we urgently need anything from Absalom, but once we've stabilized a bit I expect we'll be eager to help you with that errand, if we can." She definitely noticed the way Luto and even Uma relaxed a bit when Sivetrys dropped her identity, which is telling, and in four hours she can't have not noticed how absurdly well-read Uma is.

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"Hopefully the errand will be as short and easy as a quick calling, but, well. We'll see. Thank you."

And then it's back being helpful!

"The major temple of Abadar is on the level above us, on the Eastern side of King's Crown - it's literally called East End if you ask for directions. There's a smaller temple on this level near the central staircase of Highhelm, but they won't be able to personally exchange large amounts of money without a runner or a Sending, and the price for runners to different levels is, uh. Comparatively high." What with all of the fucking stairs. "I recommend just flying to the main one yourself, if you can."

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 "Noted and appreciated," (she looks at Uma, who is already signing something short), "Uma can mix me up a flight infusion, so that's handled."

She reaches out for a handshake, smiling warmly. "Thanks again for everything. I wish the circumstances were less turbulant, but we're obviously very lucky to have met you, and I'm looking forward to getting to know you better."

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Sivetrys beams and shakes her hand. "You're quite welcome. The more people alive and well on the side of 'Not Evil,' the better, yeah? Looking forward to getting to know you better, too."

And then she'll head out and give them space to decompress. (And sweet talk Jubilost into researching diamond prices. Hmmm, probably she can pitch this as one of his potential primers, an inside look into how the diamond industry cuts its spell components, maybe...)

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As soon as Sivetrys is gone Zan pulls them both into a tight hug, eyes watering. "I love you both so much. You've been so brave. It's going to be okay. ...Angel, we can go through the details on what happened later, just let me hold you both for now, okay?"

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Uma sobs, clinging to Zan desperately.

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Oh no, she hadn't realized how badly Uma had been bottling her pain, but of course now it's coming back... "W-we'll get them both back soon, Uma, it's going to be okay, and I'm so sorry for,"  

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She opens her mouth to object, but -

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"No!" she's still whispering, but her voice is fierce. "Luto - it was a Dominate - there was nothing you could have done," 

She's sobbing into Zan's shoulder, and clutching them both tightly. She keeps seeing - Ridaya's undead body - 

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"Oh, angel, angel..." Zan squeezes Uma (hard, but not too hard, she's frail). Something's hurting her, really badly, something about Rids, something she can't even talk about... Zan feels horrible for asking in front of her, but she needs to know. "...Luto, what happened to Rids? Besides the Dominate."

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"...i-it killed her and t-turned her undead, it was horrible, and U-Uma - noticed first, when we ambushed it  and -"

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...Her arms go slack as her brain replays it again and again and again. "Had to be me," she whispers. "It'd've used her to escape the silence. h-h-had to be me." She's shaking. 

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...Rids will need a Resurrection, she'd said. Zan can fill in the blanks well enough. 

She shifts around, sandwiching Uma in a hug between her and Luto. "Oh, angel..." she whispers. "You've been so brave - you've both been so brave, and I'm proud of you both and so so sorry this happened."

Tears continue to flow down her face, but she keeps her voice and breath steady.

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Luto is content to cling to the half of her family that is presently alive. (It still hurts, of course, but it's a lot less scary, with Zan here.)

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she sees the body explod -

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- no. That's not what's happening.

She remembers the body exploding. That was hours ago. 

She's in Highhelm (the buildings she's seen are incredible. She's read that the staircase is a marvel of stonework, and the ventilation is exquisitely engineered - she's seen several diagrams, but never been here before...) 

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the body ex no, that's not what's happening.

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Zan is here. Zan and Luto are holding her. That's what's happening now. She clings, with all of her meager strength.

With effort, she forces words past her lips. "I keep - seeing it - feeling like - it's still happening,"  and she hates feeling so scared and helpless, when she knows the danger is over...

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Oh. Gods. "You're having flashbacks - it's over now, angel. You're safe. I've got you. We're all going to be okay. We're in Highhelm, in a room in The Honorable Vagabond."

She rubs her hands against Uma's back, hoping the contact helps ground her.

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She almost snarls. Yes, she knows that, Zan. The memory, like a poison in her mind, but no Remove Poison she mixes could -

 

 

- wait. 

"There's - a bard spell - for memories -" she struggles out. 

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Oh! Something Luto can maybe help with! 

"I'll go ask Linzi," she says, extracting herself from the sandwich with one final squeeze.

"...Linzi is a halfling bard in the other party," she adds for Zan's benefit, "she seems sweet, you'll like her," and then she's out the door.

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Next door, Linzi is reading.

Normally, she adores reading. It's among her favorite activities in the world - a fascinating picture into someone else's perspective, their values, their world. She can step into the past, or visit another continent, or even other planes of existence. And these are books from a city that she's visiting for the first time! Dwarven books! Dwarves have an entirely different literary history than humans, which Linzi has zero experience with, and she's really very curious, because humans give a very distorted view of the world, and also have this nasty habit of stomping out other races' literary and oral traditions, like for no particular example, halflings -

- Anyway. This is not recreational reading. She's actually barely even reading right now - more like systematically skimming through (borrowed, on collateral) books that might have something about mental effects, and scrivening off relevant sections that might come up. Because Ekundayo said that Tristian seemed to know he was about to be snatched, and that - implies some stuff? About how maybe he was enchanted, or something?? And that is Linzi's department. So Linzi is researching possibilities. She admittedly knows most of them already, but she doesn't know everything, and it's worth looking up.

It's something to do besides worry, and she's still too anxious to sleep. Even though she's very tired, actually, but she's tired in that unhelpful aaaaaaaaaa way instead of the way where she can actually sleep, she expects at some point Jubilost will pointedly hand her a sleeping draught but he's off doing things that might actually matter, finding diamonds for the other party, unlike her, reading books for answers she mostly already has, like how she's the blindest and dumbest idiot for not noticing that something was up with Tristian -

- Suffice to say, she is perfectly happy to be interrupted. She marks the place in the latest book she's trying to extract information from, (with a ribbon, obviously, not something barbaric like a dog-ear) and then goes to the door, looking a little bit like she's scrambling for a distraction.

"Luto! Hi! Uh - Sivi mentioned Zan is better, I'm really glad!" And then she registers Luto's expression. "Is - everything -" nope nope don't say okay, everything is not okay. "- can I help with something?"

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Yeah, Luto is in a hurry and is just aiming for 'do not cry at the anxious kind bard'.

"Hi Linzi. Do you have a spell that suppresses memories? I don't really know the details, but Uma said there's a bard spell that can, and -" she takes a shaky breath before continuing "- she could really use it."

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"Modify Memory? Yeah, I have it, actually I've even used it for suppressing traumatic events for Tristian - not that it was for him, exactly, but he asked if I could, and - oh, but I don't have anymore fourth circle spells today, um. Yes I am so happy to help her, because, uh, yeah that - sorry for not realizing sooner and offering!!!"

Oh no she's getting a bad grade in barding!!! It's exactly this reason she was expelled from school actually she was expelled for irreverence and not kissing Irovetti's ass, but anyway.

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Oh no she's getting a bad grade in not distressing the kind anxious bard!

 "No need to be sorry! It's super not your job to realize, right, and, and, Uma can be really hard to read, I didn't notice," and whoops now she's feeling another wave of guilt about how she's been treating Uma -

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- she forces herself to take a deep breath and slow down.

"...anyways, it sounds like you know the spell and how to use it for this, and you could cast it on her tomorrow, which would be such a help, thank you."

She's still pretty worried about Uma now, but... 

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Nodnodnod! "Yeah! I'll be - um, well, not happy exactly, considering the circumstances, but - yeah, I will."

....

Would it be weird to ask for a hug and/or for Uma to make her something to knock her out so she can get to working on that Modify Memory sooner rather than later...?

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Well, Luto has definitely demonstrated both hugginess in general and a willingness to hug Linzi in particular! So probably that wouldn't be weird.

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Hmmmm, probably it would still be weird, but, but you know what, person she is narrating this to in order to get herself through this? She will be brave! So take that!

"- Um, do you think Uma could make me something for sleeping? I'm in the, the - too tired to sleep kind of phase, but I really should sooner rather than later, so, um."

Victory.

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...Uma really seems like she needs to not do anything more complicated than be held and cry right now. Probably she shouldn't say that?

"I'm good with herbs and could brew some tea that's good for calm and sleeping," she says instead, and then adds "...would you like a hug?", because Linzi looks like she could really use a hug. 

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"Oh! Um. ...... yes please. To both. Tea might work."

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Hug first! (Luto continues to be a really good hugger.) 

Once Linzi is Sufficiently Hugged, she'll investigate the suite's facilities for boiling water.

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Absolutely available! There is a marvelous little spigot in the wall, which dispenses water. Similarly, there's a little closed wood burning stove (smoke pipe leading out of the closed space) that is already lit. (With Tristian absent, Sivetrys is now the only one in this party with access to Spark, and sometimes Jubilost does actually need heat for some of his work.) Linzi fetches a kettle, and so tea can happen without all that much logistical fuss.

"... Are, um, your party members likely to also want tea?" offers Linzi. "Because we can go over there with it? Or, uh, not if you guys still need space?"

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She thinks for a moment. "I should double-check, but it should be fine? Uma could really use some calming tea, too." And, uh, Linzi really doesn't seem like she wants to be alone, right now.

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She totally doesn't, but everyone else is doing stuff, and it's all so incredibly important, and so Linzi is okay just staying out of the way for a while until it's all done, but - yeah hanging out with the nice party they got to save from a demilich sounds pretty cool, she's liked them all so far. (And she can properly meet Zan!!)

She nods.

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She slips into the room. "Linzi has the spell for it and knows how to use it for this, but she needs to rest before she can cast spells, so I made some tea. Can she rest in here? She seems like she could use the company." 

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She thinks about it and then nods. "We're not going to be very social, obviously, but yeah, bring her in."

(She's still holding Uma tightly, stroking her back, grounding her in physical contact. Uma is shaking.)

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"Thanks. ...do either of you want any tea?" She opens the door and beckons Linzi in.

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Linzi writes a note to her party to explain where she's at, first (The note says: 'Went to go hang out with the other disaster lesbians'), but into the other suite she does go!

"Hi," she says, a little shyly.

(While psychically screaming how she does not in fact want to be alone right now.)

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Here's Zan! She's currently wrapped around Uma, but she looks up and smiles warmly at Linzi. (She's very attractive, with dark blue hair framing her deep blue eyes and full lips. Her armor is glamered into a cute and slightly revealing outfit that fits her muscled body well.)

 "Hi, come in! I'm Zan, it's a pleasure to meet you." Wow Luto was not kidding about Linzi needing company. Maybe they can snuggle pile after tea.

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Oh no help she's hot. She thought partying with Sivetrys meant she was properly inoculated to Oh No She's Hot, but no.

"Linzi! Pleasure to meet you, too," don'tlookathercleavagedon'tlookathercleavagedon't - FUCK she looked.

"- So, uh, Jubilost is deal hunting for diamonds, and Sivi's shaking people down to see if she can sell her teleport to Absalom? Iiiii don't know what our financials are specifically, but, like, we're going to do our best to help you all get, um, set, let me know if this is a bad topic and I should say something else, sorry, I'm a little nervous?"

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Zan keeps smiling and graciously pretends to not notice Linzi checking her out. (There'll be time for that later - this girl is cuuute).

"The update is appreciated! Let's all have some tea, and then maybe you could to tell us a bit about yourself or your group? I've met Sivi, but I don't really know much about any of you and would love for that to change."

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(Luto pours tea for all four of them. Zan coaxes Uma into drinking some, holding the cup for her as she sips.)

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Nodnodnod and sitting and tea and words, she can words, she can absolutely words, and some of them might not be a disaster, maybe.

"Oh! Yeah, sure, of course, um - so I've been with Sivi since first circle - uh that is partied with her, she's, like, super gorgeous but we're more like sisters and -" nope bad conversation tract, try again. "- uh anyway so I'm a - writey kind of bard, actually, not a singing kind, which I know is nonstandard but I actually have a lot of practice working in silence, and it's kind of weird that people call us song-sorcerers when, like, song is only sometimes involved, even for the instrumental bards," nope running into random tangents is ?probably? not what this pretty girl wants to hear? "- um I'm babbling sorry do you have particular questions?"

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(Uma drinks her tea in silence, still clinging to Zan. She hasn't obviously reacted to Linzi being here.)

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She laughs warmly, and then tilts her head thoughtfully. "You could tell me how you and Sivi met, and maybe some stuff about the rest of your party? I haven't met any of them yet."

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(Luto sits down next to Zan on the couch and gestures for Linzi to join them.)

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Oh, uh, joining them on their couch! Instead of awkwardly sitting by herself while they're all - yes okay she will scootch. Bashfully, but she'll do it.

"So Sivi and I were both hired for - okay so it was technically for founding the barony we live in, but that involved killing a guy called the Stag Lord, Sivi actually thought founding a barony in the wilderness was ridiculous, but she was absolutely down to kill an evil guy, but then she stuck around in the area, and the best way to get relief funds for places was to be a baroness, because like, half of Restov's payment was in connections to construction people for building things instead of gold, so she did that for that, then that spiraled, especially once people started to want to have a flying fireball dispenser come defend them from assholes -"

Rambling about the entire history of her adventure party and its founding is actually really soothing?? Zan is going to know so much about this party.

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(...It's a bit like listening to Vakt and Zan chat in the evenings, actually. She finishes her tea and finds herself yawning, though she still clings to Zan.)

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After getting some subtle prodding from Zan, Luto wordlessly offers to pull Linzi into the blue girl cuddle pile. 

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!!!!!! Linzi was not expecting this, for some reason!!!!! Maybe she should have!!!!

...

She is, to be clear, completely fine with it, and absolutely not remotely complaining, just. Just. Goodness.

Anyway uh where was she...

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Right, right, talking about the original party before Ekundayo and Jubilost joined up! So they actually started with a terrible non-Sivi sorcerer (who they later killed, twice, kind of, it's complicated), and also a barbarian, who was perfectly nice (and tall, and strong, and not at all reminding her of anyone in present company with her number of muscles, um). They picked up two other adventurers via rescuing them from slavers - an arcane trickster and a (Chaotic Evil!!!! He was very nice for it though, mostly his problem was he wanted to torture slavers, which, like, if there was ever a valid reason to be Chaotic Evil...) spellsword, and through ~trials and tribulations~, and Sivi persuading some of the Stag Lord's goons that he was a shitty boss (which was absolutely true), they defeated him!

That's when their party split into two; the chaotic trio (that being: barbarian, arcane trickster, and spellsword, who has probably stopped being Evil by now but she hasn't gotten confirmation, she's just pretty sure based on vibes) went off to do anti-slavery things, and she, Sivetrys, and Tristian stuck around in the area. Linzi was really tempted to go with them, but they were a lot, like, a lot, a lot a lot, and the Stag Lord's dad (who was a druid) had some neat books on his shelf in halfling, so, like, obviously she had to read those, and also write up some translations, because obviously...

Anyway so they became the local adventurers of the area, which involved Sivi grudgingly accepting the title of baroness so that Restov (That is, uh, one half of Brevoy, so: Brevoy? Basically? If they know where that is?) would send aid in the form of like. Building roads and stuff? She's really not the expert on this, you would have to ask Sivi for the specifics. And they have been set up here ever since, making this area safer for people to live in! They've dealt with fey, and kobolds, and there was that one manticore, oh and that time trolls and kobolds tried to make a kingdom? That's how they met Ekundayo, the trolls, uh, were sapient eaters who did not value human life at his village and he was out to kill them all for it, and they found him laying in ambush for some. While also kind of bleeding out a little. Or a lot. One of those. He probably would have still killed the trolls he meant to ambush, because it's Ekundayo, but like, then he would have died. But they had a cleric so they fixed him. Oh and Jubilost was here to map the place, since it became so much safer, and he wants to ~spread knowledge among the general population~! And then he stayed because, like, they're awesome, and also Sivi took him flying for his cartography, which made things so much easier for him...

And that's about as far as she gets before she's out like a light, mumbling about how the two of them updated local maps with new roads and bridges and whatnot, and how it's very funny that the borders of Sivetrys's barony (Rivenholm, for being rather piecemeal) keep skirting outwards when she's not looking.

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Awwww, she's adorable. Zanmi absentmindedly pats her on the head a few times as she nods off.

(...She's mostly holding Uma, though, who managed to fall asleep but is clearly not having good dreams.)

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Zzzzzzzz sleepy bard zzzzz...

Yeah she's out.

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"She's cute," Zan whispers to Luto. "Also, she's into you. If you hadn't noticed."

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Gods. Probably she should have seen this coming? She rolls her eyes. "It wasn't my tits she was staring at, Zan."

(...she's not actually annoyed. It's so so good to have her back ;-; )

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"That just tells us she has eyes. I mean, come on. Have you seen my tits?" She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.

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Luto shuts her eyes. "Nope. Never." (...she can't help herself from grinning, though.)

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"Oh. Well, we can fix that. Are you doing anything after this?" wiggle wiggle wiggle go the eyebrows.

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It is at this point that Luto decides to shut Zan up by kissing her.

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Good.


 

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Jivandria does manage to secure a last minute teleport job from Highhelm to Absalom. It's not quite as high as her normal rate, but it's respectable enough, especially for a late-night (by Absalom time, anyway; Highhelm has a triad sleep schedule split between all of its residents) off-the-cuff transport that doesn't involve her actually selling any goods herself. Direct arbitrage via Bags of Holding and pack animals is almost always the best way to maximize profit on teleporting, but it's also a lot of footwork, and she just does not have the time, patience, or energy to do any of that. One passenger delivery for a flat rate works fine for her needs.

She then bids her clients a polite farewell, excuses herself, and finds a nice quiet spot to return to her other self again.

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She knows some people at one of the local churches of Sarenrae, and will be going to that one, but, well. She's showing up in the middle of the night. The normal cleric she knows might not be awake at this hour, and in fact for his sake, she hopes he's not. (It would imply he recently dealt with an emergency, which is an awful thing to wish upon someone.) Some of the staff might know of her, but they also might not.

In walks an obvious adventuring sorceress, with all the airs of like she is Here On Adventuring Business, and politely looking around for the temple usher available at this hour. It's Absalom, there's going to be someone.

"Excuse me," she says, without introduction or real preamble, "but I'd like to request two questions of tomorrow's Commune from Sarenrae, please? If you'd like me to pay for them, I'd be happy to, but..." she trails off, because this is not how the Temple of Sarenrae tends to do things.

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The usher smiles at her sympathetically, and says apologetically: "I'm sorry, but we don't sell Communes. You must understand; the Everlight grants us Her powers to help the world and redeem those in need Her light, not to enrich ourselves or Her Church." They aren't Abadarans, you see.

(If Sivetrys looks around, though, Her Church does seem to be doing just fine, financially.)

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Sivetrys nods: this is exactly what she was expecting, but she would have happily thrown money at them if it would have worked.

"Right. Thought so. I still think these questions are important to Sarenrae's interests, though. Can I make my arguments in a little side room? I can step into a Neutral Good Forbiddance for it, and am happy to tapdance back and forth over the threshold a couple dozen times to confirm my alignment."

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Oh. Um. This seems like a Big Deal? He's going to respectfully extract himself and tell someone more senior. 

About fifteen minutes later, an older dwarf in fancy robes comes and gets Sivetrys. "Hail, friend. I am Luminary Sunheart. Please follow me," she says pleasantly. If she's bothered by being woken up at this hour, she's not showing it. 

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Hopefully she's on the night shift, and hasn't been woken up at all. Probably not, but she can hope.

"Hello. Thank you for seeing me at this hour," Sivetrys says politely, and: yep, following! She's not sure of the odds on if she's going to be ushered into a Forbiddance without warning; she's already consented, and it's the kind of sneaky thing Tristian would do. (She misses him. She hopes he's okay.)

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Well, there's a doorway up ahead decorated with images of cleansing fire, but maybe that's all the warning she'll get?

But then Luminary Sunheart stops, and looks up at her seriously. "This door is the boundary of our temple's Forbiddance," she says gravely. "If you are not Neutral Good, it will harm you quite badly, and may even kill you. If it does harm you, or if you have changed your mind about entering, I will still hear you out - Sarenrae teaches us to offer our hands out to those who need them, not just to those who are already sufficiently pure. But..." she shrugs. "this will make it easier to trust you."

She says all this in a way that makes it clear that she doesn't expect anything she's saying to be a surprise to Sivetrys - it just matters to Sunheart to do things Correctly.

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All very reasonable. Sivetrys smiles, and steps very deliberately over the doorway's threshold. Yep. Still Neutral Good. (She's been pretty reliably pinging as it for years now; it's hard to be Lawful in the River Kingdoms, and she's not really personally inclined to being Chaotic. Good has just not been in question at all, especially not with her current activities of fighting a lich she didn't have to.)

Then she's going to step out, and step back in, because it's perfectly possible to tank Forbiddance damage and live (she'd been planning to do that literally earlier today), and pretend she wasn't hurt at all. It is much harder to do that six times in a row without stopping to heal and live.

"I think Lastwall's standard is doing this five to ten times for a proper confirmation? I'm a sixth circle sorceress, I think around five would be enough to reliably kill me if I were lying?" (Step out, step back in.) "But we can do more if you'd like."

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Luminary Sunheart raises an eyebrow at her. "We are not Lastwall, dear. I'm convinced." (She mutters a password under her breath as she crosses into the Forbiddance.) 

She leads the two of them into a small plain room, and pulls out an unassuming-but-comfortable chair for Sivetrys. "So. You wish to consult The Everlight about something? Tell me more, please."

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"So my sixth circle cleric of Sarenrae got gatenapped - Tristian, if you know him," she says, like that's at all a normal sentence to say, "but I think he might have secretly been an outsider this entire time," and risking final fucking death like a madman, "so my questions are: Would I be advancing Sarenrae's values by attempting to call her cleric Tristian using Planar Binding, and then the second one, only to be asked if the answer to that is Yes, is about whether he's under some kind of mental binding effect, like a geas or something. But I'm less sure of the wording there."

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Dwarves are not particularly known for their expressiveness. Nonetheless, Sivestrys will see Sunheart make a wide variety of facial expressions as she processes this. 

"Well," she begins.

"...I have heard of, and exchanged a few letters with, Luminary Tristian," she says slowly, because that seems like a good place to start. "He donates his spare spells to the church on occasion, which is not uncommon, but there aren't that many sixth circles doing that, in these lands. If he was an outsider, this was not known to me." 

"For the second question, I believe should we assume that Luiminary Tristian is being affected by a powerful compulsion spell would cover the bases there."

She sits back and thinks for a bit. "...how sure are you that it was a Gate? And would you be willing to tell me more about how this all came about?"

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"I saw the spell grab him. I'm really quite sure it was a Gate, and it's why I think he's an outsider, too, because of - how it - it did the outsider grabby thing? Extremely technical explanation, I know, but.

"As to how it all came about... so, earlier today we fought and defeated a demilich." Again: said like this is at all a normal sentence to say. "And it had some kind of - artifact in place of it eye, that Tristian - I think he invoked Sarenrae Herself to break it, I don't see how else he could have done it. He was weirdly insistent about wanting to be given the pieces of it, such that my party thinks he might have been bound to retrieve it for someone. He was grabbed right after he had all of the pieces in hand. So it might've been a Contingent Gate, for when he had it, which I guess makes some more sense, but." Awkward shrug.

"I do have a theory for who might have snatched him, but I don't have confirmation, and she was already out for me," and more offensively her barony, "before, so. Pissing her off by stealing my cleric back is really not going to make things any worse for me, I don't think."

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"I think I would like to get a Truthtelling from down the street to confirm all of this," Sunheart manages to say faintly, after a long pause, "but assuming that this all checks out, I will Commune with Sarenrae on your behalf after dawn." 

"And - you have my condolences. It is a terrible thing, for a friend and an ally to be ripped away from you like that, and separately distressing, to have to wonder in retrospect of whether or not he was in possession of his will. No matter what She says this morning, I hope that Luminary Tristian will make it out of whatever he's been caught up in safely."

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"Very reasonable, I am happy to pay for the Truthtelling personally if you'd like. If not, it's going in the donation that is not at all obligatory, but will nonetheless be happening." Smile.

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"And - yeah. Thanks. We're not abandoning him to it either way, it's - it's just a matter of logistics of how we will go about saving him. Because trying is - it's going to happen regardless. We're not leaving him, even though part of the tactical reason it might've been a Gate was to spook us into letting him go."

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Sunheart nods. She'll pay for the Truthtelling - she's the one who wants the confirmation, after all. 

They can go do that now, if Sivetrys doesn't have anything else she wants to go over? 

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Nope! They hit the highlights. She might want a consultation on what spell is required for resurrecting Varn, but that can happen at any Good temple, and she doesn't have his body with her, anyway. She plans to handle that at the same time they're resurrecting Vakt.

Truthtelling: she is in fact telling the truth, has not lied or attempted to deceive Luminary Sunheart or her goddess in any way, and sincerely believes that their interests coincide in most cases, including but not limited to this one.

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Then Sunheart will prepare and cast the Commune for her in the morning. Sivetrys is welcome to be here for it, or come by at her convenience to get the answers. 

Was that all? (Sunheart is, at this point, visibly tired.)

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Yes, thank you! And sorry for the late night surprise.

If they have a spare room suited for item crafting, she can just stay here for the night, and be available at Sunheart's convenience? (She's not going to be able to sleep for another eight hours, probably, so. Might as well craft.)

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They have a few spare rooms and would be happy to let her wait in one. This usher will show her the way. Sunheart will go sleep.

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Excellent. Thank you. (And sorry again for the late night surprise.)

She forks over a generous donation to the church of Sarenrae, then settles down in the spare room to craft. She calls Bergamot out of his kitty container, for snuggles, and also letting her know if he needs walkies or something.

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Hmmmmm tragically not Playtime, but also not guard duty, and pets are nice. Acceptable.


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Ekundayo sits in their party's suite, alone except for Okbo, methodically cleaning his armor. His bow (unstrung, because this is better for the long term health of even a magic bow) has already had this treatment. Its primary and both spare bowstrings for it have similarly had their latest cleaning and waxing - he will probably have the primary swapped with one of the spares, but that will depend on how the bow feels tomorrow. The armor takes longer, and overall handles long term wear and tear better than a carefully tuned arrow dispenser, but it's still worth keeping in good shape. It will, after all, probably save his life at some point.

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Okbo is busy gnawing on a bone. (Manticore. He's been working at it a while. He trusts his Pack Leader to keep it safe for him when they're Working, but they are not right now. So it is his.)

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Jubilost, as is his way, arrives to disturb the peace.

"Ugggggh, dwarves," he sighs dramatically, to the absolute worst party member to complain about dwarves to.

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Ekundayo raises an eyebrow.

"Your hunt for diamonds went poorly?" he wonders, not looking up from his work.

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"Excuse me?" replies Jubilost, a little offended at the implication he might not have succeeded at finding some rocks in a dwarven city. "No, no, don't be ridiculous, it's going fine, the diamond for the Raise should be cut in two to three days, and I have a lead for something for a Resurrection, it's just it was all..." He gestures, expansively. "They take all of the fun out of the art of negotiation, you know!"

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He does not. There is little fun in negotiation.

But he is himself, not Jubilost, so he says nothing.

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"Well, it's all tidily agreed upon profit margins and long-scheduled deliveries with regular outputs, and absolutely no playing different vendors against each other for the best pricing. And everyone is terribly loyal to their previously made deals, can't get anywhere with a good bribe at all!"

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... That just sounds like being efficient and honest?

He continues to say nothing.

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It's so annoying how he won't rise to any bait Jubilost offers. He might as well be complaining to a brick wall, for all the reaction he's getting out of the ranger.

"Ugh, well. Whatever, all of the work likely to turn my hair grey is done. How about your errand, hm?"

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"The lich is dead."

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"It was already long dead, you know, and this language doesn't properly specify -"

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Being without their social party members is terrible, and Ekundayo is being oppressed. He sighs, and wishes himself patience.

"The lich. Has been put to rest," he repeats, in Osiriani, which is better about specifying undead being made properly dead, what with its historic use of mummies.

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"Oh, well, good job, finishing off a downed and helpless enemy without assistance."

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This does not cause Ekundayo to look up from his work, but his brow tenses a little. Torag, grant him the patience of stone... He knows, logically, that what is going on is that Jubilost has had an unpleasant time, and is lashing out in his gnomish sardonic way, but it sure is annoying.

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Yes, it is annoying to be a member of a species whose literal lifespan relies on being entertained. You might as well be a good sport for your party member's long term health and play along.

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Yeah, no.

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"Gruff," says Okbo, as the one in the room most capable of cutting through this tension. He gnaws at his bone in a protective way that belies wanting someone to try and steal it from him.

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...

"... Yes, all right," sighs Jubilost, and he will suffer the indignity of playing with the dog instead of having a proper civilized argument.

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This is the best solution to everyone involved, really. Ekundayo will make no comment about whether it is or is not cute, but it's certainly preferable to being poked by a gnome for entertainment.

Also: Okbo is a wolf. Not a dog.

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And also a very good boy, who knows the value of play to lessen intra-pack tensions!

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Certainly more socially aware than his human, that's for sure.


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Sunheart finishes praying for her spells and casts Commune.

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Would Sivetrys Lisaev be advancing Sarenrae's values by attempting to call Her cleric Tristian using Planar Binding?

YES

Should Sivetrys Lisaev assume that Luminary Tristian is being affected by a powerful compulsion spell?

YES

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Oh dear. Poor Tristian... 

She hurries (well, strides purposefully) for the room where Sivetrys is staying.

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Sivetrys is crafting peacefully, occasionally giving scritches to the large predatory cat that is lounging on her lap.

She looks up at the knock. She kind of lost track of time a bit. Is it past dawn? It might be past dawn.

"Come in," she says.

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Sunheart enters. "Dawn greet you," she says. "I have just finished with the Commune. The Everlight answered 'Yes' to both of your questions." She looks sympathetic.

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Sivetrys lets out a breath.

"Dawn greet you as well," she says automatically, then processes the rest. "Okay. Okay, that's - good news, actually," admittedly not the mind control, but the ability to call him is fantastic news, actually, because, "a direct rescue would be much harder than just yoinking him back. Thank you, so much."

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She bows. "I'm very glad we could help. And - send my regards to young Tristain, when you can. I do always enjoy his letters, when he has the time to write."

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"I will. Thank you." Smile. "We'll get him back. All right, kitty, we're heading back to see the others..."

She doesn't have the energy to properly sell this Teleport; it's a bit of a pity, but she'd rather drop having to be Jivandria, and Absalom is a very tidy exit for her. Not to mention she's already gone through one last minute Teleport sale, and a second one the same (subjective) day, right after dawn, in Absalom, would be a lot. (Tristian would be reminding her to be kind to herself. That hurts to think.)

Anyway, she'll get to packing up all of her item creation supplies, with the clear intent to just teleport out of the unForbiddanced portion of the temple. She already made her donation, after all.

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"Light keep you," Sunheart says, and leaves Sivetrys to go tend to her priestly duties.

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"You as well," she agrees.

After everything is scooped up back into her Haversack, she reaches out to touch Bergamot, and use the last of her Teleports for the (subjective) day.

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She arrives directly back in the main room of their suite, because making it known how many teleports she actually has available where people can figure it out is for losers who want to get assassinated.

"Hey, Ekun," she says, to the waiting ranger she was expecting to be there.

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He has had some sleep, but not much. Dawn woke him up, and he wanted to get his spells prepared, and from there - waiting until Sivetrys's return seemed obvious.

He gives a nod instead of a verbal greeting.

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"I got the okay from Sarenrae to call Tristian back."

Gotta get the important information out of the way first, with Ekundayo, before doing something so petty as 'telling him to get some damn sleep.'

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Some tension relaxes in Ekundayo's shoulders, at that. He nods again. "Good. Lich is dead. Jubilost will have the small diamond in a couple of days, but the bigger one is harder."

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Yep. Gotta wait for him to report, too. He's just so himself.

"Okay, good. Thank you." Her mouth then twitches. "I and Bergamot will keep watch, I've still got some crafting to do."

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She did not say 'Now please go get some more sleep,' but he nonetheless heard it. If they weren't in a well fortified adventurer suite in the dwarven capital, he might argue that a crafting sorceress and a leopard do not make for a good watch shift, but.

They've had that argument before, and Ekundayo did not win that one, and doesn't expect to win it this time, either.

"Yes," he agrees, and yes fine he'll go retire to one of the side rooms to sleep. He pauses, before he goes. "... Linzi is with the other party."

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"... Huh!" says Sivetrys, thoughtfully. That was probably really good for her? She hopes it was good for everyone over there, too, but she doesn't have a solid enough model of any of them to tell.

"Thank you, Ekun!" she calls, and then: time to pull out all of her crafting stuff again, and return to crafting.

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Yeah, yeah, 'Now go to bed.' He's going.


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Zzzzzzzzzzzzz soft and warm....

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(Her chest moves up and down as she breathes.)

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Zzzzzzzz sooooooft and waaa- wait. wait hold on.

wait, hold on, this pillow is breathing.

this pillow is breathing and this is more squishy than fuzzy? More squishy in.... decidedly specific ways, um.

Linzi is very suddenly wide awake, sitting up abruptly. Her face is a brilliant shade of red. Surely she wasn't nestled in - oh, oh no, she was. Oh no.

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Yeah she definitely was. (Zan feels her move, but she's pretending to be asleep right now, so she breathes out.)

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Umakhi stirs at the movement.

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Aaaaaa she has disturbed the cute girl cuddlepile in her panic, oh no!!!! A fate worse than death!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when combined with, with - where she was resting her head!!!!! Please, sweet Shelyn, let her not have been literally drooling. She wasn't, right? Right? Wait no don't look at her chest to confirm, that's worse.

"... hi, sorry, good morning?" she mumbles, to Umakhi, upon realizing that her panic disturbed the cuddlepile.

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Huh. Wuh - 

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-and then her brain catches up and she clings to Zan, trying not to shake.

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"-hey, hey, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here." She cradles Uma. 

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("Good morning," she mouths to Linzi.)

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!!!!! Oh no the pretty winged girl is not okay that is so reasonable and understandable and waitwaitwait she was going to help with that!

" - I have my spells back!" she squeaks immediately. "Do you - can I..?"

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"Oh, yes, please, that would be wonderful."

She whispers into the top of Uma's head. "Angel, Linzi is going to seal away the memory for now, ok? Just hold on a bit longer, it's going to be better soon. I love you so much."

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-she nods tensely.

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Okay excellent time to fix - well, not everything, but some of the everything!

Modify Memory.

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So, Modify Memory is a tricky spell - memories are fluid, hazy things. This is an art, more than a science, a trick of what seems like it would fit and what makes sense, and carefully changing everything to fit the new reality. Linzi is actually really good at this kind of use of it, even if it makes her feel complicated feelings sometimes. (Look, it's just a hard spell to use ethically, is the thing, even when one's a member of a very extremely Good party.)

Dealing with flashbacks is more straightforward.

She finds the root memory, the one of - blowing Ridaya to pieces, yikes - and gets to squishing it. That did not happen. There was no horrible realization of what she would have to do, and the pain of then doing it. None. But Umakhi is a very smart person, so just blotting out the memory entirely would be jarring, and probably a bit upsetting in itself, so - it can make sense by having Ridaya already be dead. Her body peacefully composed, not even looked at by Umakhi herself in the rush of blowing the lich up. Which is a perfectly nice thing to replace the memory with, actually, just hook that back in to her muscle memory of throwing bombs - and they can all be aimed at the demilich who did this. Because fuck that guy, actually.

Then, that done, she starts carefully backing up, erasing all of the flashbacks, too. Squish, squish, squish. What flashbacks? No flashbacks. Those can just go.

This whole thing involves Linzi sitting quietly for several minutes, until -

"- done," she says, tying the last of the spell together. She - has the urge to explain her reasoning for why she did it this way, because she always has that urge, but - actually? This is not about her. How does Umakhi feel about it, and what does Zan say?

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Oh. Oh

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She pokes at it with her mind, almost compulsively, and she knows what should go in the hole but it's not there and that feels weird but she's not - constantly seeing it happen - this is so much less awful  "Thank you," she gasps out, and leans against Zan, breathing heavily.

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"You're so welcome," says Linzi, brightly and sincerely. Yessssss she did a good thing yessssssss.

"- Um, let me know if there's anything else in this vein I can help with? I'm really very happy to."

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Zan hugs Linzi, since Uma isn't going to, and someone definitely should. "Thank you so much," she whispers, too quietly for Uma to hear. "I was so worried about her."

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Hug!

Though um, a hug between a human woman and a halfling woman is, uhm, slightly fraught, but at least now she can confirm she did not drool! This is really not the time to be a disaster lesbian, thanks!!!!! She would like that to turn off for a while!!!!!

"Really happy to help," she repeats, at a slightly higher pitch.

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D'awww. She's not going to tease Linzi for it now, not after she's just done them such a huge favor (besides, there'll be plenty of time for that later~). She pats the bard's hair instead, humming happily. 

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Umahki steadies herself, and finishes processing Linzi's comment. "...If you could be ready to cast it again, when we get Ridaya back? Being undead is... very painful." She looks troubled.

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... okay being pet is very nice and also very good for quieting her anxieties, hooray~

Then: words! Words, she can words!

"Oh! Oh, yes, of course, absolutely."

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"Thank you," she whispers again, and then she's leaning against Zan's side, reading a book that Linzi didn't see her retrieve. (And, for the first time since Linzi met her, there's a smile on her face.)

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Petpetpet. (Zan could tell how soothing she was finding that.)

She'll wake up Luto at some point, but not yet. She always does better with extra sleep after a stressful day, and yesterday was horrible for her.

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Oh, back to pets.

Okay~

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D'awww. She's really cute. 

 

This can continue for some time, with the sound of Uma's page-turning in the background. (Either that's a small book, or she reads unreasonably fast.)

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Linzi does eventually shift a little, and gets out a book of her own. She's writing in hers, though, and it's a good thing Sivi made her that quill of endless ink! She's not writing anything important, just her observations about Highhelm and her thoughts on it so far.

But this is - nice, actually. Writing, and snuggling, and being pet.

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Awww. (Ridaya and Vakt not being here hurts, hurts bad enough that she's keeping it packed away in a box and has been since yesterday, but... this is still really nice. And they'll get them back. Soon, soon it will be okay.)

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Eventually, Luto yawns and stretches, accidentally pushing her long arms into Linzi's side.

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This earns a little giggle of surprise, but doesn't cause any writing related accidents.

"Good morning!" she says brightly, to Luto.

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"G'mornin'." Luto yawns again, brain still turning on. 

wait, that was Linzi's voice, did she just...

She blushes. "Sorry!"

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"It's fine! I've actually got a lot of practice not messing up my writing, this honestly doesn't hold a candle to trying to write while riding in a wagon. Not to mention it's much nicer."

... Brain catches up to what she's saying. And where she is. "....... oh um! I hope it was okay that I slept here?? I don't think I snore, but I don't think I know for sure..."

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"You don't!" Zan says brightly. "And we all appreciated the company." (Uma mostly because it was good for her to have a background stream of words to fall asleep to, but that counts.)

petpet to stave off bardish anxiety?

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Yep that works great, shuts the anxiety right up. Pets are nice~

"Oh, good," she mumbles, leaning in to the pets.

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(Luto gives Zan a Look. Zan raises an eyebrow at her. Luto blushes.)

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Ehehe.

"Anyone else hungry?" (As far as her party goes, this is approximately rhetorical; Luto definitely is, and Uma is too but hasn't noticed yet and needs to be poked about it.)

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Linzi is absolutely the sort of person who forgets that hunger is a thing she can feel, and also relevant to her day to day life.

"... Oh, yes, actually!"

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"Should we see about getting food with the others?"

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"Seems like a good idea. ...Angel, I assume you want to stay here and mix? I'll bring you something." Uma nods agreeably. "...Oh, and if you can spare the slots, I'd love a pair of fly infusions? The main temple of Abadar is on the floor above us." She can handle stairs, but flying sounds a lot more pleasant (and fun!)

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Thumbs-up.

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Cute. Yeah, Uma does seem a lot happier now, doesn't she.

"Jubilost is actually a great cook, if we can talk him into making breakfast," volunteers Linzi, who knows these things. "Granted, he will also tell us all about it and its cultural history in its location of origin the entire time, but I kind of like when he does that, so."

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Uma perks up at that, signing at Zan.

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Oh! She nods at Uma. 

"Linzi, do you think anyone would mind if Uma does her alchemy prep in your suite? She'd like to be in earshot of Jubilost for that, if it's not too much trouble."

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"I'm pretty sure it'll be fine!"

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Then all four of them can gather up various items and head over to the other suite! 

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Sivetrys is the one to answer the door. She beams upon seeing them, and also seeing how much - better everyone seems to be doing.

"Hey! Welcome!"

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"Oh, good, maybe now I can extract dietary opinions from everyone. Any allergies I need to be aware of?" says a Jubilost, who... is totally already cooking. Well, technically he's doing prep work, but cooking will presumably occur eventually.

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Bergamot is also present, sprawled in the corner with his legs in the air.

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"Hello!" Gosh Sivi is pretty not the time.

She turns to Jubilost. "No food allergies in our party, Luto doesn't like eating birdmeat if she has the option but if it's what we have that's okay, Uma wants her food to burn her mouth and will apply her own spices accordingly, I'm not picky." She bows. "And it's a pleasure to meet you properly, Jubilost! I'm Zan." 

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(Uma finds a corner to unpack her alchemy supplies in, humming happily.)

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"Yes, it is," agrees Jubilost. "I am glad to see you've had all of your faculties restored, anyway. We don't even have poultry, do we. Furthermore, I will not allow for such nonsense as 'respicing food,' so spicy it shall be!"

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Oh no.

"Uh, can you make like. A wuss version of the spicy, please???"

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"Think of it as a new and exciting culinary horizon!"

Which is a no.

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(Sivetrys is so glad she doesn't need to eat.)

She has her own crafting corner that she returns to.

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...Uma looks mildly distressed at this development and signs something to Zan.

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Zan nods to Uma, then crouches down to peer at to Bergamont.  

(And while she's at the right height for it, she whispers to Linzi: "If it's too spicy for you, Uma has something that'll help.")

"Hellloooo, Bergamont!"

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Luto is not 100% sure what just happened there, but she caught the sign for help and saw when Uma tensed up, so she has a pretty good guess.

She smiles. (She loves her family...)

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Oh! It's the petting person! Hello, petting person! He has a belly, have you noticed?

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"It's okay," murmurs Linzi, and then at a more normal volume: "Because I'll be running a breakfast counteroffensive!"

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Sporfle.

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"For too long have you reigned unchecked as culinary overlord!!!"

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"Oho?" says Jubilost, clearly intrigued. "Well you can hardly match my caliber as a chef, but I see no reason not to indulge you..."

(Which is to say: this sounds fun.)

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(She wishes Rids was here so badly -)

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but - but she will be, they can afford the diamond and the spell, and then Uma will get to see her meet all these people, and for once it'll be Uma with little facts about people to help Rids get to know them, and she feels a pang of longing but it's different from having a hole in her heart. 

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...I like them, she signs to Zan, after a long pause.

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Awwwww, I'm really glad. I do too.

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"Linzi, do you need a helping hand?"

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"I hope you're offering two of them, considering what she's up against..."

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"Hush, you! Yes, Luto, that would be lovely."

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Luto hides one of her hands under her clothes (very poorly) and adopts a gruff accent, kneeling.

"My lady, I regret that I only have the one hand of aid to give... War can be cruel."

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Zan cackles.

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"I, being a kind and gentle head chef, shall take everyone as they are," says Linzi, magnanimously, "and take into account their personal taste preferences in my cooking!"

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"Taste is relative, and palettes are meant to be expanded!"

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Linzi pretends like she didn't hear him.

"Now arise, my knight of cooking! Go forth, and, uh," shit what does she even have to cook with, "... crack and mix some eggs! Please."

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Luto grins. "Yes, my liege."

 

A neat thing about cooking as a superhumanly agile swordswoman is that you can actually just slice eggs cleanly in half in midair over the bowl and grab the shells as they fall, instead of cracking them. If you want.

You can even do two at once, if you really want to show off.  (Which she does.)

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Gosh.

This is really impressive and also so cool and furthermore it gives Linzi an idea for how she might conduct this breakfast counteroffensive.

See, she doesn't actually think she can out cook Jubilost, even if what he makes will be spicier than some layers of Hell, but what she can do, is... make this a fun show. And with Luto's agility and Linzi's showmanship and minor magic tricks - they can make this a very impressively showy cooking session, now can't they?

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It even earns a laugh from their competition. "Ha! Very clever. But theatrics won't change the end result, you know..."

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"Doesn't it? What was that you said, about destinations versus journeys? Turnabout is fair play. Besides, some of us don't have to eat."

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"Yes, yes, your ascension to becoming a construct that outputs only arcane spellcraft and wands is coming along nicely, some of us like to have ties to the Material to keep us on our toes."

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Snort.

"Hey, now. Sometimes it's magic items that aren't wands, too. Wands are just very cost efficient and profitable."

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Oooooh, she does crafting! Wands and generalist stuff, presumably,

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Zan is Actively Appreciating the Linzi and Luto cooking show when she sees Uma weighing the pros and cons of Saying Words Out Loud in the middle of a group conversation like this.

She makes eye contact and gets a grateful nod in response to the implied question. (...if Rids were here, they'd both encourage Uma to say something, it's good for her to stretch her comfort zone, but... for now, Zan just wants to make things easier. Linzi's spell helped immensely, but... it's still weighing on her terribly, the pain visible in the way Uma holds her body, the lines on her face, how her wings fold around her body at rest...)

"Oooh, you do magic items too? Uma does armor and the generalist stuff, she made most of what I'm wearing." Zan does a little twirl, showing off her magic items. "You two should maybe find some time to talk shop later, she's made some really cool stuff that none of us had seen before, including Luto's feather and scarf," and the magic paint, which can be a topic of discussion after they get Rids back.

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(Luto does a silly little twirl with the long blue scarf she usually keeps wrapped around her off-arm and then takes a bow.)

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"I do! I'd love to talk shop. Generally I stick to churning out wands, and then attempting weird magic item side projects in the margins? It's just more efficient to sell wands and then buy the standard cloak, amulet, bracers, so on, at least in my specific position. So I think about weird ways to stuff magic onto items while my hands are busy. Sometimes it even works! I've got a vestment on underneath this dress that lets me cast from scrolls or spellbooks without using them up, I'm incredibly proud of it."

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"Oh! I made one of those for Zan," she says, excitement bringing her voice above a murmur. "They're really tricky, the loopback scaffolding took me forever, even with -" 

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then she visibly deflates.

"...help." She turns back to her alchemy. 

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Sivetrys winces.

"I made do with a scroll, which let me tell you: was not fun. When we get her back," and the phrasing there is very deliberate, "I would love to work with you and Ridaya on magical items, so I don't have to painstakingly try and pin a scroll to an item again."

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This gets her a bit of a look from the gnome - already adopted them and decided to take on their problems as her own, hmm?? - but he does in fact have the tact to say absolutely nothing. Also, he's busy.

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- nod. (Her wings untense a bit, and she goes back to her alchemizing.)

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Zan finishes unobtrusively maneuvering herself into the edge of Uma's wingreach; Uma finds it comforting to be able to reach out to one of them without speaking or waiting for them to look at her.

She smiles warmly at Sivi. Thank you, really.

(She didn't miss Jubilost's look or the meaning behind it; she's not unfamiliar with the sentiment, herself. But she's confident they'll be able to repay Sivi and her party's kindness, and she likes them a lot already...)

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Sivi catches the look, and returns the smile. My pleasure.

"Let me know if you guys need a wand of some kind, while I'm thinking crafting," she says. "Even if I can't make it myself, I usually will know where to get it reasonably cheaply." She must keep apprised of her competitors, or fellow crafters that are devoted to making items for the forces of Good, specifically. Because that second group are not competition, they're working together towards the same cause.

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She tilts her head in thought. Rids would know best, of course, but - "I think we're good - we have a wand of invisibility which still has most of its charges, and a lot of spells between us. But we'll let you know if we think of something." Smile.

She looks at the breakfast crew. What're they up to?

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Luto is artfully chopping veggies, with the same kind of focused body language she gets when she's fighting.

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Linzi is right beside her, clearly very accustomed to support, though this is a slightly different situation than usual. She's careful to toss Luto the right vegetables at the right time, and clearly has some kind of breakfast plan in mind. (It's omelettes. They're working on the omelette fillings.) Once chopped, the vegetables are getting perfectly singed with application of alcohol, Spark, and Prestidigitation, in flashes of impressive fire that perfectly synchronizes with Luto's artful chopping.

They're putting on a show, after all.

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Jubilost seems to have decided to attempt to put on something of a show of his own, in the spirit of competition, but is clearly prioritizing proper cooking over showiness. He looks at the fire displays with disdain, and if anyone listened closely, they might hear him muttering about how that was the wrong type of alcohol to use for that fire, ugh, don't you know the taste of it is going to completely overpower the other flavorings present -

He's clearly having fun, though.

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-Luto's mask of concentration slips as she giggles at his kvetching, though her actual concentration does not. Veggies continue to be artfully chopped, her body and sword framing the fire show well. 

(She's sure wearing less armor than she was all of yesterday. If this matters to any Linzis in the room. For any particular reason.)

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So Linzi's like, noticed that Luto is wearing less armor and is also artfully chopping some vegetables - at her behest! - but she does actually have a job to do, and that is a pretty good distraction, even for a disaster lesbian like herself. (She will be filing away the visual for later, though. For. Reasons.)

"Well excuse me for not stuffing a fully outfitted chef's pantry into our adventuring bags, I do not come prepared for literally all possible culinary exercises," sniffs Linzi, at Jubilost.

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"Your lack of preparation is your own fault," sniffs the gnome who carts around a whole alchemy lab with him wherever he goes, which does flex into being cooking implements in many cases.

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"Harrumph," says Linzi, but she's not paying attention to him right now. Breakfast counteroffensive takes priority. Okay, first omelette is now in the pan, with its toppings on it. She mostly just needs to leave it alone now, actually.

....

what was that thing about Luto wearing less armor now?

"Also, Luto I think we're good on topings now, thank you for your service," she says, even though. Man. Truly, it is the curse of those behind stage that they can't properly enjoy the show they put on.

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Sivetrys does not snicker, but she does smile in a way that implies she's tempted. And also ships it.

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Luto stashes her sword and bows down on one knee in the same movement.

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Zan winks at Sivetrys and claps for Luto and Linzi. "Bravo, bravo!" 

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Oh, yes, good call, thank you Zan! Sivetrys will also clap.

"Bravo! As someone who doesn't need to eat, I definitely know which breakfast I'll find more memorable."

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"Well that's completely missing the point of breakfast, now isn't it," grumbles Jubilost, tartly. "So I for one demand that before anyone weighs in they actually try the food they're judging."

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"Hush, you, nobody has to eat anything they don't want to. I declare victory by way of this was so much fun, thank you for your help, Luto!!"

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...Zan tilts her head at Sivetrys like she's trying to figure out a puzzle. 

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"My pleasure!" She grins happily, staring at the omelettes.

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Sniffffffffff sniff sniff? (She turns around.)

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Sivetrys notices this look from Zan, raises her eyebrows, then pulls a silly face.

Which is to say, as an answer to her unspoken question: she sometimes, but doesn't always, eat, and does or not entirely dependent on her own fickle whims. This particular instance is one where she's Not Touching Any Of This (unless someone would be made sad by her not trying it, but Linzi and Jubilost are both fine), not one where she particularly wants to. Being bound to always take a specific set of actions, like 'always eat with one's party,' does not sound fun, or like something she wants to spend any amount of mental overhead achieving. Sivetrys is already pretty constrained in her life as it is, what with her status as baroness, and friends are not for adding more constraints just because.

Silent communication between people with high splendor can be a thing of beauty and horrors.

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At the sniffing:

"It'll still be a bit, though I guess if you want to try some of the fillings you can right now, no omelette required?"

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Jubilost clears his throat.

"Actually, my first portion is ready to be sliced into quarters and eaten right now. I was simply holding off because it keeps better this way."

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Eyeroll.

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Zan gives Sivetrys a nod and a smile! (She flicks her gaze towards Uma, briefly, doing a tiny fond eye roll.) Got it! I may be too used to minding my silly (affectionate) wizards.

(Also clear from her body language: she's having so much fun! Zan enjoys Celestial-sign, of course, but it's nowhere near as fun as just chatting via body language, which she basically never gets to do like this! Also Sivi is hot.)

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She sniffs in Jubilosts' direction, and then glances at Zan, who... signs use your words at her encouragingly.

wahhhhh Sheee can manage that.

"Can I have some?"

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"Oooh, I'd like to try some too!" (If it's too spicy for her, Uma will be happy to finish it for her.)

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"Food is made to be eaten," says the gnome loftily, and not at all pointedly.

He slices the flatbread containing the filling (which may or may not contain spice sourced directly from certain layers of Hell) into quarters, and hands it off. Clearly however they split the food is entirely up to their own recognizance, and Jubilost industriously pretends not to care about their opinion. Even while totally keeping them in the corner of his eye as he gets started on the next portion.

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Sivetrys returns the smile with an amused one of her own: She's happy to provide this enrichment! Being a teleporting sorcerer-baroness involves a lot more practice with social with non-adventuring types than most spellcasters, this is honestly just pretty normal to her? Not quite to this degree, interacting with other hyper socially aware high charisma adventurers is neat and novel, and she sees the appeal, but the dance is the same. Again: happy to provide.

From a quirk of her eyebrows, she finds that level of party micromanagement impressive, but also personally exhausting? Good job on that one, Zan, but couldn't be her.

Oh, and: yes she is hot, thank you for noticing, she is absolutely a vain sorceress that puts a lot of effort into her appearance, and she likes when this effort is appreciated. Zan is also pretty, excellent work on that!

(This is implied in a sort of - detached artistic sense, not so much as finding someone hot, a distinction which is obvious to people with high Splendor talking mostly by not.)

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Uma accepts two sections of flatbread from Zan with her usual level of social graces, but she's clearly very excited for it! 

You can tell by how quickly she's eating i- by how quickly she ate it. 

 

Her wings twitch happily, and she actually remembers to pre-empt the look Zan is just starting to give her by saying "Really good... thank you."

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Awww! (That's a really good sign, honestly.)

The problem with trying to gauge spiciness by Umakhi's food enjoyment is that while her lower bound for spice enjoyment does overlap Zan's, it goes much higher and by the time a food is spicy enough to slow Uma down it is going to cause Zan major problems. 

She takes a bite. It's very good, and also wow, really spicy. "Ah, this is incredible," she says, "though I lack Uma's mouth of steel." Nibble nibble nibble.

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And, continuing her nonversation with Sivestrys -

Zan loves meddling all the time and being the center of attention! She knows it's not everyone's cup of tea, but she delights in it and is good at it and she doesn't ever get tired of making small little moves that make things invisibly easier for people, especially her family. 

Zan is pretty, and loves being pretty, for its effects on others (heads turn! hearts thump! halfling bards get all blushy and stammer-y!) but also just as a thing for her. She'd want to be hot even if nobody ever was going to see her again (though of course that would be horrible.) Soooo valid for Sivestrys to it relate differently, though. 

(She's curious about what the detached artistic appreciation might imply but she's not going to poke at it by flirting. (Yet.))