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These boys are idiots, your honour
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Yeah it fucking is.

WELL, BACK INSIDE HE GOES.

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No.

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...what do you mean, "no"?

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He can touch the edge of the property, if he wants, but the instant he does he's immediately pushed back out.

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"You cannot be serious, Jeremy."

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...fine. Change of plans. Change of fucking plans.

Because you know what?

Jeremy can't pull this shit on other people.

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Jake thinks about calling Park Jipyeong about this but he's in Korea and Jake is impatient. But who else could he call that could come over here on Jake's frankly batshit insane st—

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Oliver. Obviously Oliver. Maybe this can double as a seduction operation and he can finally get Oliver to kiss him wow Jake is more mad than he thought if even the thought of seducing Oliver doesn't appeal.

Whatever. He'll call because even though that's kind of rude he doesn't want to wait until a text is visualised.

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"...Jake?"

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"Oliver! So great of you to pick up. Hey, do you wanna see proof that ghosts are real?"

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"Uh, what? Is this a prank call?"

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"No, not at all! You know Jeremy Frazier?"

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"The guy who killed his parents and who you said is now a ghost in the abandoned house." He sounds a bit annoyed. "Yes, you've told everyone about him."

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"Sure did! Turns out I wasn't lying! Isn't that amazing?

"Tell you what. I'll Venmo you a thousand dollars so you know I'm serious and send you a car and you can come over here and see for yourself, because Jeremy is pissing me off and I need someone else's help."

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There's a stunned pause. "...I, uh..."

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"Oh good your phone number worked, there, Venmo'd."

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Another pause, followed by a heartfelt "Holy shit."

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"Wait out front? I'll get you a car in three minutes."

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"Uh. Yeah. Uh. Okay. Sure.

"Uh, why me?"

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"Because I thought you'd really appreciate getting proof that magic and ghosts are real and your scientific curiosity would win out over caution."

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"...that doesn't not sound like a prank, you know."

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"Really expensive prank, if so. Anyway, see you in a bit!"

He hangs up, gets Oliver the car, and then texts Park Jipyeong so that a shovel can make its way to the property.

And then, while he waits, he will keep pushing against Jeremy's TK.

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Here's a Jeremy.  He looks—intense, upset.  He launches right into a speech.  "You know, before you came here, I spent my time wishing that someone would show up who I could talk to, and now I spend my time wishing that ghosts weren't real, that I had stayed dead from the outset?  And I'm worried that I might have done something horrible the other day, and that's on top of possessing you, and it's preventing ghosts from stopping existing, because I can't be the only one who feels like this.  Leave.  —I'll give you one response."

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