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Nov 28, 2021 12:30 AM
Xiao Jingyan falls on the Dream SMP
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“Right, I would love for him to not be, but given that he is, we have to be realistic here.”

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"--I may have an unfairly low assessment of his likelihood to listen to reason."

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“Well, if he doesn’t listen to reason it won’t really matter because we’ll all be screwed, but I really do think it’ll be okay as long as Tommy doesn’t fuck it up for himself.”

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"We'll just have to hope for the best. Plan for the worst, also, but hope for the best."

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“Yeah.”

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“Your plan for the worst had better not involve fucking exiling me.”

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“…It’s an option. I will do everything I can to make sure it doesn’t come to that, right, but if Dream really wants you gone… we have to at least discuss it.”

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“You know, if the roles were reversed, I wouldn’t even consider it. It would never be an option for me. You’re— you’re my best friend, I would never fucking do that shit.”

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“I’m the President, Tommy. My duties require me to consider all possible options, not just the ones I like. I’m not going to exile you, just— just behave for Dream and I won’t have any reason to justify that.”

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It's... Something, to know that even somewhere as foreign as here, some things are the same. "I will do whatever I can to prevent that."

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“See, the new guy gets it! Up top, Big J.” He puts his hand in the air. 

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He also puts his hand in the air. Is this how they salute here?

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Tommy slaps Jingyan's hand with his! It doesn't really hurt, and it seems to be a friendly gesture.

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... This is probably just how they salute then.

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"That's... very nice of you, really, and of course we accept you as a citizen and all that, but... As far as I know, you don't have any armor, or weapons, or... food... which is fine! You just joined today! But unless you're a secret Technoblade or something, I don't know how much you'll be able to help if anything escalates."

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"I may not be able to help martially very much now-- but I am still willing to help."

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"I... don't think Dream is going to accept diplomacy from anyone not in the cabinet, let alone someone as new as you. Unless you have other ideas?"

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"Do you know of anything he wants?"

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"...Tommy's discs."

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"No. Nope. Absolutely not. We are getting that disc back, you hear me, we are not giving him another."

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"They're your discs, I'm not going to do anything with them you don't want. But Jingyan asked if there was anything else he wanted."

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"He wants Spirit."

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"Is Spirit a weapon, an animal--"

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"The remains of his dead horse."

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"Does Dream have any plans for a horse corpse?"

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