Oct 28, 2021 10:11 AM
Xiao Jingyan falls on the Dream SMP
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“Since you spammed VC2 in chat. Wait, wait, if Prince Jing doesn’t know what pogchamp is, do you think he knows what bofa is?????”

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"Hello, Tubbo. No, I do not know what 'bofa' is."

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"BOFA DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!"

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"... Right."

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"Oh my God, I can't believe that worked. Hi, by the way, I'm the president of L'Manberg, you joined at kind of an awkward time but I can show you around anyway if you want."

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"It would be good to get my bearings, if it isn't too much trouble."

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"Nah. Just, like, we might make a detour to build a meeting room at some point."

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It's strange to be somewhere where people build structures so casually. Where building a room is a 'detour.' "I'd be willing to assist, if I am able."

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“Whoa, being quite formal there, big man. —Where should I meet you?”

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"I know where the community house is, and where spawn is, so I can meet you at either place, depending on what is convenient to you."

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“Community house works for me. Tommy, you coming?”

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“You’re so fuckin’ clingy, man. Yeah, I’m coming.”

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"Thank you; I appreciate it." While he waits, he tries to make himself useful, but he has so little idea of how to do that that he just repeatedly opens and closes chests in case that creates some sort of insight.

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It isn’t long before two loud teenagers come running down the path towards him! The taller one has “TommyInnit” above his head; the shorter one, with burn scars covering a lot of his body, has “Tubbo_” above his head. They’re almost too busy talking to each other to notice Jingyan until they’re practically on top of him. 

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“Oh, hey, Prince Jing! Can I just call you Jing, it’s shorter.”

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He's going to have to tone down the formality, both what he himself does and what he expects from others. It's going to be So Strange. "You can call me Jingyan, if you need something shorter. 'Prince Jing' is a title."

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“Jingyan, then.” (He is, as might be expected from a foreigner, not even attempting the tones.) “Nice to meet you. This is the community house— I guess you already knew that.”

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"Nice to meet you both too. It's a useful piece of infrastructure."

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"Yeah! ...What does that mean."

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How-- how do you explain infrastructure to someone who doesn't know what it is. "It's-- a useful communal resource? That's also a building."

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“Oh! Yeah.”

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"It's definitely helpful for someone new-- I have no idea if strangers falling on you is a common problem."

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“Um, kind of? Usually not… quite as much a stranger as you are.”

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“No offense, big J.”

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"I understand if I'm-- more lost than most people are."

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