"Hm, okay."

Tommy makes an incoherent noise of upset and immediately buries his face in his hands to try and muffle himself.

"I'm suggesting-- Tommy! Tommy. Tommy."

"Sorry, please! Sorry, guys, sorry! I was just poking my eyes, I was feeling pain, uuuuugh." (He does not sound sorry; he sounds incredibly frustrated. He had definitely not been poking his eyes even a little bit.)

"Okay, okay, that's fine. So, while TommyInnit is on probation, Dream. I propose that the walls can stay, okay? Possibly not grow…? But they can stay! And if Tommyinnit so much as breathes in the wrong direction, then..."

"They grow. They double."

"Exactly. Okay."

This is not great, but this is workable. He'll take workable.

"Can I just say-- positively. I have a couple constructive criticisms. These are--"

"Tommy, just let-- Tommy, let the adults speak. C’mon. Let the adults speak, Tommy."

"My criticism is that-- Guys, look at me staying calm like a-- like a power moth. Like a moth with knives attached to it. Dream… he’s taunting me. He’s sending me smiley faces. He’s being all… What's a nice way to put this... Um... uh.... He's being a huge bitch, and it's just making me--"

There's a slight breakout of chaos on the L'Manberg side of things; Tubbo quiets it. "Tommy! Tommy, Tommy, Tommy-- It's going really well, okay?"

Dream whispers to TommyInnit: :)

"Alright, you know what? I actually kinda-- I kinda like your idea, Tubbo. So, um… Probation…? He’s on probation for, for three weeks, if he does anything, if he-- if he destroys anything, he calls anybody a mean name, anything that could be bad, then it extends, and also the walls get taller. But if he behaves-- If he behaves perfectly well and he, you know, he’s a very, very well-behaved citizen. Then-- Then it’s-- The walls come down."

"Okay! Okay. That's-- That's a-- That's a really good arrangement! That’s actually the best-case scenario!"

This isn't going horribly. This is good. He'd say something in agreement, but he isn't in the cabinet, so he probably shouldn't.

"Does cursing count as misbehaving?"

"No, it doesn’t count. But if he calls somebody like, a bitch or something. Then that counts."

"Wh-- WHAT?! You cannot stop my swearing! OBJECTION! OBJECTION! YOU FUCKING BITCHES, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, OH MY GOD, I CANNOT GO THAT LONG WITHOUT--"

"You know what, Tommy? I’ll even compromise with you! I’ll compromise with you! You can call someone a bitch as long you don’t do something to them. That’s fine, you know, I’ll compromise with you. I’ll be-- I'll be reasonable. So just, put it in writing, Tubbo, put it in writing, I'll sign it, and then we can... we can move on. We can move on with our lives."

"Okay! Okay!"

"Alright, I will write the agreement--"

"And, and part of it, I want Tommy to... tell me he's sorry."

"For wh- Why would I- What- What the f- What would I- What the f- Whaaaat the fuck. I think I said that very adequately. I don't think I could have said that--"

"Can I speak real quick? Okay. So, from page six onwards in his book, I’ll write out the agreement. I’ll sign, Dream, you sign."