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Exile is good for you, Tommy. Stop crying. Alykl!Dream, Tommy, spoilers for Exile arc at least.
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“Are you just going to watch me sleep because I’m gonna be honest Paramin that’s kind of weirdchamp.”

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"Don't worry about it. Get some rest. You've got a lot of building to do in the morning."

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“No I fuckin’ don’t,” he says, but he goes to sleep. 

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(He sleeps poorly, tossing and turning with nightmares. He screams once and wakes up but goes back to sleep immediately.)

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She's at his side as he wakes, dropping potatoes at his feet that she knows he won't accept from her. Yet.

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Fucking creepy.

He doesn't have a flint and steel yet so he can't actually set the potatoes on fire but he can pointedly walk around them. He has a wooden pickaxe and sword, time to go caving. And to loudly complain to himself.

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awesamdude whispers to TommyInnit: are you ok?

TommyInnit whispers to awesamdude: cant talk rn

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<ConnorEatsPants> since the british kid is gone can i have my house back

<Ranboo> no

<ConnorEatsPants> :,(

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Technoblade whispers to hanchoh: hey what're your coords

Technoblade whispers to hanchoh: i won't attack you or anything i just want to make fun of tommy

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hanchoh whispers to Technoblade: 600 / -2000

"Tommy, you need to eat. Big man needs his strength, haha."

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"Well, someone took all my fucking food, didn't they." He'll take a potato and eat it, though. Once he's not hungry anymore he throws the rest of the potatoes back. "Wait, I don't want your fucking pity food, leave, fuck you!"

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Someone peeks into the mine! "HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN."

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"WHAT THE F-- I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU PIG IN A CROWN LOOKING FUCKING PINK PRICK, IF I SAW YOU I WOULD--"

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"Remember that time you gave up everything for your country and then it just exiled you at, like, the first threat? Awwwww that was hilarious, that was hilarious!"

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"What the fuck."

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"Techno! So nice to see you. Tommy, be polite to your guests. Techno, you've come so far, have some potatoes!" She gestures grandly at the pile of potatoes that haven't yet despawned.

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"Yeah, Tommy, be polite to your guests! --Oh, potatoes, pog?"

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"Leave. Leave. Leave. Fuck you. Leave. Leave. How! HOW!"

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She presses a finger to his lips and steps close enough that when she tosses blue his way, he reflexively picks it out of the air.

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Sigh. Tommy turns back to Technoblade. "Go away! Go away!!!!"

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"Ohhhh he doesn't even have shoes--"

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"I don't even have shoes--what the--leave, leave, please!!!!" He tries punching Technoblade; Technoblade seems unaffected, but Tommy's knuckles are bloody from his armor, and he recoils.

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"You really shouldn't do that, Tommy. You're only hurting yourself, and I remind you, Techno is your guest. Offer him something."

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"I don't have anything to offer. Hey, Technoblade, want some stone tools, you--you--wrongun."

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"Nah, I'll pass. Stone tools, man, you are, like, poor poor. Wow. Gonna be honest, Tommy, that is a massive L."

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