"Awwwwww fuck you, man. And now I don't have my things! This sucks."

"Don't be such a baby. You can get some more stuff."

"I'm not a baby you are a baby. You are like a little toddler and I am your paternal figure because I am simply so cool like Philza Minecraft."

"You're a minor." She tosses him an iron pick that's almost used up. "For your diamond hunting."

"Wow, Paramin, just because I'm a minor means I cannot be your father? That is--that is discrimination and I will not stand for it." Back to mining. This sucks but at least Paramin's still here to keep him company.

She places a wooden stair. "You can sit if you want."

He sits. "How am I supposed to go diamond hunting if I am sitting. This is why I am smarter than you."

She tosses him a single diamond. "Like this. Isn't it nice to do what you're told for once?"

“Waiiiiiit.” Tommy stands up and sits down four times in a row. “Now you have to give me four diamonds. It’s scam time, bitch.”

She tosses him four pieces of coal with no change of expression.

“Well this doesn’t help me at all with diamond hunting now does it? Bit of an L for sitting, innit?”

"L. Guess you'll have to mine."

“Mining suuuucks why can’t I just steal shit.”

"Noone to steal from around here."

“I think I should get to go back so I can steal things. What is the point of it all if not trolling people. Skeppy and also Geneva would agree that this is my human right.”

"You know that Tubbo said he'd kill you himself if you came back, right?"

“…What? He— he wouldn’t, he—”

"Ah, you didn't know? Forget I said anything."

“—N-no, wait, Paramin—

He. He really said that?”

"I said to forget it. We're mining buddies, remember?"

"What the--what the fuck, Paramin, you can't just fucking, say shit and then have it not count because you said to forget it, like, oh I'm going to do a murder but you can't tell the police because I said to forget it."

"I was trying to spare your feelings. It hurts to question if an old 'friend' ever was one at all."

"...You don't have to do that, mate. It's just--why would Tubbo say something like that?"

"Look, you tend to be a little... drastic, at times, is all. It's important for you to stay calm, and not do anything stupid with TNT."

He looks at her dubiously for several seconds. "No, no, that doesn't sound like something I would do."