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Jan 27, 2022 6:38 AM
Jing Yi meets Cascadia!Lev
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How do they do on tiny penises with vaginas attached?

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This is not something that came up in Great Tang that often, but Jing Yi has enough baseline knowledge to make reasonable guesses

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ooooooooooooooh those are very reasonable guesses

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Points to him for being able to improvise!

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Rose is sure with vocal feedback he can improve his guesses.

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Oh, feedback is good. He can sort of know what he is doing.

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It doesn't take long for them either. Then they flop on his shoulder.

"Does Great Tang have cuddles after sex?"

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Flopping is good. "We certainly can."

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"Gilead didn't so much, men supposedly hated cuddling after sex."

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"...What?"

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"Biologically they just want to roll over and go to sleep. Apparently."

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He nuzzles into their shoulder. "I have never in my life enjoyed a cuddle. I am completely physically incapable of it."

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"Very self-sacrificial of you."

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"I am the most generous person in the world," he mumbles into their shoulder.

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"You know, I had my first orgasm seventeen months ago."

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"...in Cascadia, I presume?"

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"Yep. I wasn't sure how lesbian sex worked so I decided to check out a book on the subject and it was very persuasive about masturbation."

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"I imagine it was."

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Now they should snuggle and go to sleep.

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This is an excellent plan, Rose is very warm and cuddleable.

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Jing Yi wakes up to the smell of pancakes. 

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Is Rose still in bed?

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Evil people think mornings are a nonexistent time.

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Aww, that's cute. But it does hinder his plans to check with them whether he should dive out a window to escape. (Probably not?)

...he can cuddle up to Rose for ten more minutes before facing the world and working out how speedy his exit should be

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Rose doesn't intend to wake up.

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