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There are things Jing Yi expects when he flies through the window to his rooms.
Like his rooms. Like the floor being where he expects. Like all the furniture being out of the way of anyone flying through a window.
He finds none of those things.
There may or may not be a crashing noise. Or a very undignified yelp.
Well, that's... interesting. And also... spectacularly useless. It would be evidence for Aang's 'Gileadite Sex Volcano' theory if there were any Gileadites involved in this production, which he highly doubts.
(He has Precisely Zero feelings about anyone being told that they would be happier as a girl and making them one, let alone pretty domineering girls doing that. Why would he have feelings about this. The only feeling he has is "Oh, Cascadians, you and your strange views of gender.")
The appropriate response would be to turn off his computer and try to do more effective research when he is clear-ish headed in the morning. The sort of appropriate response would to be to go to another section that might be something vaguely helpful for working out what they hell he is doing with his nonsense Gileadite backstory.
Instead he ends up going through the feminisation section before realising fuck, he should have been in bed several hours ago.
In this video, a man has sex with a succubus and wakes up a succubus himself. It turns out that succubi have to feed on sex, so he goes around fucking other innocent Gileadite boys while feeling incredibly guilty about all the sinful sex he's having and trying so hard to resist it.
In this video, a demon turns a charismatic preacher into a woman because Gileadites don't take women seriously, and then she has sex with her new husband because women aren't allowed to refuse sex with their husbands.
In this video, there's a mind control device that turns good Gileadite boys into feminine sissy sluts who only think about cock, much to the horror of their former youth groups. (They then fuck the entire youth group.)
In this video, a man walks in on his roommate masturbating in stolen girls' panties and blackmails him into sucking his cock while wearing girl clothes.
In this video, there is a very dubious attempt to make men have more empathy for women. Strapons are involved to teach men the importance of foreplay, and they aren't allowed to come to teach them about how they should be eating their wives out.
In this video, a trans girl has decided that her Gileadite immigrant friend is Such An Egg, so she's decided to tie him up and apply makeup to him and make him wear lingerie and make him suck her cock and fuck his ass, all the while reassuring him that it's not a sin because he's getting forced to do it and so he should feel free to lie back and enjoy everything that's happening.
NO FEELINGS ABOUT THAT LAST ONE
CAN'T HAVING FEELINGS IF YOU'RE ASLEEP IN BED
EVEN IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR WOULD WIN ANY SCREAMING COMPETITION THEY ENTER
In the morning, the tab is still lurking on his computer, with a little popup ad about the Gay Mormon Boyz and their very bad taste in underwear.
And that tab is gone now! He is going to be Productive!
There is an abortive attempt at getting some actual information out of the Google, before heading off to continue his quest to become an Educated Citizen of Cascadia (that is still so weird to consider.)
If he sorts through all the porn, he'll eventually come across an ethnography of gay life in Gilead.
Thank you, Google! For eventually being helpful. (Not that the porn wasn't edifying in its own way.)
Apparently there's a dating site called Closet which has very good security, and is used by gays, sex workers, Catholics, Muslims, atheists, drug dealers, and everyone else the Gileadites disapprove of. (This leads to some hilarious misunderstandings.) Gay men in particular also often hook up in certain parks and public bathrooms. Once you've connected into the community, there are a bunch of secret parties, ranging from dinner parties to orgies. The secret groups tend to be very class-segregated, each with their own cues; for example, the educated upper-middle-class to upper-class gays of the Ivy League tend to identify each other through references to the Symposium and Oscar Wilde. Gay couples are also, for obvious reasons, extremely likely to meet at ex-gay organizations, and certain ex-gay support groups are well known for being very cruisey.
A backstory! A sane-ish backstory! His entire sexual experience was via Closet, where he didn't really know how to flirt but did know enough to communicate that he was looking to have sex with another man and not to find a Catholic to marry.
Sure! I like having a social life.
How secret is the time traveler thing with them?
It's fine, I was just checking how much *I* should dance around it with them. One less elaborate web of deception is more than fine by me!
"They're working," says the redhaired person on the couch reading a book called Masks of Nyarlathotep.
"Well, as far as we know. Maybe Estonia has a pet time traveler. I don't speak Estonian."
He sighs dramatically. "I'm forever separated from my fellow timetravelers by not sharing a language."
"Anyway, I'm Rose, I'm from Gilead, now I mostly hang out in Lev and Asher's house and read books and write fanfiction."
"Well, you already know I'm from Great Tang, and I've been mostly catching up on all the history and science I missed in the centuries I skipped."
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