Sigh.

"I'm sorry that I'm scary. Is there anything else you might need help with, or should I go?"

"You can go if you want! Do you want to know a secret before you do?"

"Only if you sincerely want to tell me and do not feel like you need to say it in order to stay on my good side. You're fine, I'm already feeling very guilty and apologetic and vaguely want to go make an introvert hole to cry in."

"No! No, I was going to say that I don't mind that you're scary. Lots of people can be scary. But you, Yvette, you haven't hurt me so far, and you know, I really do appreciate that. So just keep it up!"

"... Oh. You're welcome. I don't want to hurt anyone, so. I don't plan to change that. If that helps, any."

"You know, that's really good. You're a good person, Yvette. Don't let anyone change that."

"Thanks. I'll do my best. Take care of yourself, and feel free to ask for help if you need it, alright? I want everyone to be okay."

"You too!"

<Yvette> So while I'm outing myself as terrifying, I'm gonna go try to resurrect the dead next. Wilbur, do you mind being present so I can make sure you don't get yoinked when I try to grab the ghost Wilbur?

<WilburSoot> fine

<TommyInnit> WHAT

<TommyInnit> WHAT

<TommyInnit> WHAT

<TommyInnit> WHAT

<TommyInnit> you're bringing back ghostbur??????????????

<ItsFundy> wait

<ItsFundy> what?

<Punz> seconding everyone else on this one

<Ranboo> ^

<Technoblade> hey yvette if i ever die can you bring me back too. that'd be pog

<Yvette> I'm going to try to bring back Ghostbur first, because he seems like the least potentially offensive person to resurrect out of everyone that's dead. But also I think your afterlife is a torturous hellscape that shouldn't get to keep anyone. I am open to being talked out of this second point but don't think I'm likely to budge. You have a jail and everything, if they're dangerous just put them in there, at least they'd get visitation, yeah? Instead of forever alone in supersped time dilation.

<Yvette> So I guess, yes, if you die I will bring you back, Techno. Along with anyone else that dies too, barring extreme circumstances like being an actual danger to the server.

<Yvette> Because fuck death.

<TommyInnit> FUCK DEATH!!!!!!!!

<Tubbo_> wait how did you make anyone all slanty

<TommyInnit> FUCK DEATH!!!!!!!!

<TommyInnit> FUCK DEATH!!!!!!!!

<Technoblade> how are you defining 'actual danger to the server', seems kinda open to interpretation if you ask me

<ItsFundy> wait wait wait

<ItsFundy> seriously though. how did you italisize "anyone"

<Yvette> I'm going to define it as 'doing literal mind control' or 'literally a danger to the fabric of this reality itself,' because being police, judge, jury, and jailer sounds like the least fun job of all time. Don't do torture either, but I won't kill you over it.

<Yvette> Being extremely bullshit extends to my ability to italicize things. Be thrilled that I don't decide to be obnoxious and write everything in pink.

<Tubbo_> wait you can write things in pink?????

<Tubbo_> what else can you do

<Tubbo_> your bullshit powers are SO COOL

<Yvette> I can absolutely write things in pink. And hell if I know, man, I didn't get a manual for this bullshit.

<Yvette> Wilbur, may I just come directly to you for resurrection shenanigans?

<WilburSoot> sure

<Yvette> Cool, coming.

<Yvette> Also, everybody: feel free to tell me if I'm going mad with power or if you disagree with my bullshit powered life choices or whatever. I promise not to be mad about being told I'm being dumb. I was going to do this whole thing more slowly and carefully and freak people out less and chat with everyone and get a feel for how things are here first, but the resurrection stuff puts me on kind of a time table. On account of the torture going on.

<Yvette> So I'm getting this resurrection thing done now and then I'm going to go introvert at the bottom of the ocean building a bullshit house until I feel up to tackling complicated socio-political questions and reassuring everyone that I am a nice horror from beyond the veil.

Wilbur is pacing and smoking. When she arrives, he drops the cigarette he's holding and jumps. "Whoa, Yvette, hey! You scared the shit out of me." He smiles at her but it's not a very reassuring smile. He's visibly shaking.

"Oh, hell, I'm sorry. My social battery's empty and I'm not very good at not being..." She waves a hand vaguely. "A little unstoppable like this. I would just go to the bottom of the ocean until I'm better, but. Torture. Are you okay? Can I help set you at ease?"

"Just get it over with? I don't like the idea of--going back there and having to trust you to get me back out, no offense. Puts a man a little on edge."

"That's fair."

Okay, creepy eyes, open! Where is WilburSoot? Are there in fact two of him?

There are. One is right next to her. The other is deep underground a very long way away.

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Yup. So's space, actually; there's a sort of overlay of different places and sensory experiences (some occupied, some not, all with communication open between them). By default, she'll end up in the train station, since that's where the ghost Wilbur is, but given who she is, she can sort of... page through them.

... she might move a bit of her mind in here, honestly, thinking at this superspeed time dilation is nice. Even if it's kind of trippy. It's going to give her a headache, but probably that's a solvable problem.

Ghost Wilbur first though.

"Hey," she says to him, "I'm here to save you. The easiest and safest way I see to do that is to change your name to Ghostbur or whatever else you'd like and just directly teleport you out. Does that work for you?"