"If a kittypet lost their collar and was taken away to a different family I don't think they'd be very happy about that either."

"Well, no, that's why the collars. I don't know if they've invented them here yet but it's possible to insert little things under the skin of a pet that can serve the same function and can't be lost."

"Under the skin?"

"Yup. I have a similar thing in my head, so I can use my computer."

"Do Twolegs mind pain?"

"...yes? I can't feel the one in my brain. Brains don't actually have pain sensation. Probably inserting a chip under the skin would hurt, but not, like, that much."

"If it stays there all the time forever that still sounds pretty bad."

"I don't think it's supposed to be noticeable but I admit that on my planet it was never possible to ask the cats."

"Alright.

Then there was the fire.

We evacuated the camp but realized that Halftail, Patchpelt, and Bramblekit - Tigerclaw's son - were missing.  Yellowfang and I went back for them, and - she - found Halftail, and - a tree was falling.  I grabbed Bramblekit instead of her.  And she was trapped in the camp."

Nod.

"And like I said I dragged Patchpelt all the way to the river but he died anyways.  Bramblekit was fine."

"I'm glad Bramblekit's okay."

"So am I."

"And that brings us to now, I guess?"

"Nearly.  RiverClan also let us spend the night outside their camp, and gave us medicine and caught prey for us.  And at the most recent Gathering, when we found out about Tigerstar, Bluestar was still slightly sick from smoke inhalation so I led ThunderClan.  But that's everything I can think of to mention."

"Okay. Thanks for the history rundown."

"You're welcome.  It's strange to talk about all that; mostly everybody already knows or it's not their business."

"I guess you could argue it's also not my business."

"It's less not your business than the other Clans'.  There were things which were not your business which I did not tell you."

"Very fair."

"Everything should be Cam's business because he is very good and powerful."

"That's why I said as much as I did.  I don't think anything I skipped is very likely to come up."

"Well, let me know if you want any forensics done but it sounds like there are not major pending mysteries."

"Mostly I'm wondering what you're going to do about Tigerstar."

"...not trust him, I guess? I don't know that I have the moral authority to go interfere with ShadowClan's setup, if they want him leading them."