"I'm increasingly unsure why I was sent here. The bank seemed to expect me."

"I imagine you also usually get far in life cryptically referencing uncontexted events, is that so?"

"Usually that habit is just to amuse myself. I was directed here by an Andrea Tralle, does that help?"

"We aren't acquainted.  How do you expect to go about getting us to be 'less unethical'?"

"At this point I think it might help me tailor my explanation if I knew you were in fact a solstice?"

"Yes, a Triinary."

"Right, so, I can bribe you? I'm not sure what you are specifically into since it apparently isn't being all over how I have wings but I can still probably bribe you."

He sniffs amusedly.  "And I suppose you haven't offended everyone you've said that to so far, either."

"If I have they've been very courteously not mentioning it. I'm sorry to have offended you. I am beginning to be concerned that I cannot hash this out by having a reasonable conversation and should go do something else and come back to this later."

"I didn't say I was offended.  I might be depending on what you have to offer, though."

"I can resurrect the dead, provisos apply."

"That's a bold claim!  Do you have any proof handy?"

He can show some pictures of the resurrectees with add-ons! "Some of them wanted their new bodies jazzed up a bit!"

"Given that I know winged people exist this isn't entirely prooflike.  Your display format is impressive, though."

"The display format is an advanced computer from another universe that I control with my brain. Ooh, do you want to see my city? I made a city." He has a whole aerial tour of the city.

"I'll admit that's a nice city.  In what sense did you make it?"

He materializes a cream puff in his hand, displays it, eats it. "Like that."

"How often can you do that."

"Much as I want. There's a volume per time limit but it's biiiig."

"And you didn't lead with that? You'd said something but I was picturing . . . crystal summoning.  An involved process."

"I said 'arbitrary material objects' and you didn't have any followup questions!"

"I didn't think it was that arbitrary!"

"It's very arbitrary. Also pretty material - no vacuum, my omnilol doesn't work, etcetera - but yeah."

"See, that's not entirely arbitrary, then - I'll still, what, let the bird kids go, what do you want exactly - "

"I don't actually know the details of what your unethical mad science is. Bird kids?"