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"Sure, that works."

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"How do you take your coffee?"

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"Cream and sugar, lots of both, please."

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"Caffeinated."

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One of each! And a mocha for himself.

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"Oh fuck.  Thanks.  Why can you do that??"

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"We didn't really get briefed, and weren't very awake for the briefing we did get . . ."

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"My entire species can do it but I'm the only one here in this universe at the moment."

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"Wow.  Wow."

"So we probably don't need to pack anything, then?"

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"If you have objects which you do not want to describe to me, or might want suddenly while I could be occupied with something else, or which are sentimentally valuable to you in their original form such that a replacement would not be satisfactory, pack those. Especially the middle category, I don't want to be making everybody a change of clothes every morning."

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"Reasonable."  The two of them set to downing their drinks a little faster.

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And someone new clicks down the hallway to the lounge, looking a little tired but not freshly awoken.

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"Good morning!"

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"Good morning."  She already has a suitcase.  "You're our benevolent kidnappers, I assume?"

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"Why is 'kidnap' the vocabulary word chosen here? Isn't 'benevolent kidnapping' a contradiction in terms?"

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"It's what Sadie said."

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"I think there's a cultural thing; there's - a joke that's also just common knowledge, I suppose I would call it - that anyone magic or alien or otherwise very special is welcome to pluck winter solstices from their lives into very-specialhood without advance warning and for nearly any purpose."

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"I mean, that is why we're here, but still! I'm trying to be polite as well as welcome."

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"You seem great but it's not a fundamentally different act from if you weren't; we would still want to come along."

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"It matters to me even if you'd be just as excited to be abducted for sinister reasons."

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"Then I guess we won't call it that anymore.  I will say that it was definitely more exciting and information-dense to wake up to 'get up losers, we're being kidnapped' than something strictly accurate."

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"It seems like a fine in-joke, just, I'm not very in on the joke."

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"I don't know that I'd say it's a joke; we spend money to advertise this and we call it that there.  - But it's not really important, if you prefer a different phrasing."

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The silver-haired one finishes his drink.  "Let's go pack?"

 

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