Cam and Warrior Cats
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"Sorry, Londinium, I'm from an alternate universe where the same city has changed names."

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". . . Oh?"

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(The same cat, or a third extremely similar cat, disappears into the same alley with another massive fish.)

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"...would you and any friends you care to invite like all-you-can-eat fish for the duration of a conversation off somewhere?"

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"Yes."

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"Can you direct me to a good place for that?"

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"After you get the fish and I get my friends, sure."

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Cam offers the cat a sardine. It's subtle from human height but the cat can tell it wasn't there a second ago.

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- And it tastes like a real sardine and everything?

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Tastes like it was a live sardine just a moment ago.

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". . . Wait here."  The cat runs off into the fish alley and returns a minute later, heading in the other direction with a passing rub against Cam's legs and an "Okay this way."  Cam is led along a slightly circuitous route - it almost seems like the cat might be trying to make him lose his way but if so it's not enough to be effective even in an unfamiliar city - to a building with several shattered windows.  "There's a tailless door up ahead a little," they say, leaping up on a windowsill and ducking through a missing corner in the accompanying pane.  There is indeed a human-sized door a bit farther along.

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A dialect difference! Cam makes a note of this for future cat linguistics. Is the door locked?

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Sure is.

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Now it's not. In he goes.

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Inside it's a dusty, mostly empty building, unlit except for what sunlight can make it through the grimy windows.  There are a few clustered crates; one of them, tipped on its side, has a nest made of a sweatshirt and a small blanket in it.  The calico is sitting primly atop it.  Something glints up in the rafters - a few things, actually, but it's not possible to make out what they are at this distance.

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He wants to say "nice place you've got here" but it seems mean. Instead he says, "I'm Cam, it's nice to make your acquaintance" and sits on a non-nested crate.

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"Mungojerrie.  Explain the thing you said before?"

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"I'm from another world! Many things about my world are very different - for example, here some cats can talk and at home no cats can talk as far as I know." He shrugs his coat off and displays his wings and wags his tail. "Also I'm not, strictly speaking, tailless."

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"Oh.  What are you then?  I don't like to say 'Twolegs' because I met a cat once with three legs and missing one more wouldn't have made him one of you.  It hasn't really caught on though.  - And I also met a cat missing most of her tail but she still had a stump and I don't think the other . . . . very big mostly furless usually tailless twolegged pelt-changers . . . do.

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"You could say 'biped' which is like 'twoleg' but means the species is typically two-legged. Or you could say 'human', but I'm not a human, I'm a demon, we're just very humanlike."

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"Maybe you could all be 'humanlikes', then."  Mungojerrie peers at the closer of Cam's wings.  ". . . Are you going to swat me with that if I sniff it?"

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"No, go ahead. 'Humanoids' is a word we use sometimes."

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"Okay."  Sniff sniff sniff sniff.  They flinch into a defensive stance at Cam's slightest movement, as if not quite convinced about the swatting.

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The (or a) similar-looking cat hops up outside the same shattered window and pokes their head in.

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"Hello there!" Oh right, he promised them fish. Dish of sardines.

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