You told me I was on a baby dose. And also used an idiom about pink lemonade.

sure okay hit me with the wack
fuck
'wack me' would've been better wouldn't it have

I think they're roughly equivalent. Anyway, the actual reason I had never taken omnilol before is because I'm from another universe, which doesn't have omnilol but does have other magic.

sure

And the kind I can do is making arbitrary material objects, including living human bodies with nobody home.

uh-huh

So if you want to tell me what age you liked being best, and any cosmetic or medical adjustments you'd want to throw in, and an outfit you would prefer to be wearing, I can make one of those, and you can try to move in.

bigger tits

sorry
I know I said I'd play along
and this can't be a prank show because how would you film it so there's not even any footage I could wreck
if it's a transcript you can just censor stuff can't you
I do want like a copy of whatever this is when it's done; send me up somebody not on a baby dose who's seen it, kay?
but uhhh
shave off like three years and give me longer hair with maybe a cool dye job and put me in something trendy from Roman Eagle
and uncarwreck me, that's pretty important

can you just do 'prettier'
if not I'll take perfect teeth and yeah no still a cup size
just like one though
or I mean still both of those even if you can do prettier

If you tell me where I might be able to find - in an informational sense, I don't have to physically go get it - a photo of you, I can work off that using my own aesthetics but I don't know if they'll match yours.

sure
uh there's some magneted to Dexter Adroit's fridge
unless he took them down since I died
I'm the cool blonde one

Okay, I can start working on that once I'm not on drugs, I don't want to try making things while I'm high in case I accidentally intersect something I shouldn't. Do you want to just start trying in like twenty minutes, or should I come back and let you know when I'm done?

what exactly am I supposed to try???
specifically

...descending? I don't know, this is an experiment!

I can try to find you physically in a flying vehicle if that doesn't work though

okay sure
I'll try that in twenty and when that doesn't work you come on up after like another eight how about

Sure thing. Dyejob, Roman Eagle, plus a cup size, perfect teeth, minus three years, you're the cool blonde one.

longer hair's more important than the dyejob, just gimme a hot pink streak or something
and Dexter Adroit, don't forget him
you can remember it because it's the most Boft name ever
but only given that he's one of the left-handed ones

oh and where are you coming up from
geographically

Chelford, Britannia.

what the edge would someone from another universe be doing in Chelford
whatever, never mind
I can be over it in a bit

how long are you planning to stay up while I try getting into the body or whatever
and are you gonna do another dose afterwards if it doesn't work
like when can I be done

I'll do another dose afterwards if it doesn't work in case there's something we can change about the process. I don't need to sleep, I can stay up indefinitely if you think you're making progress or the body's reacting interestingly or anything.

sure, fine

See you soon, hopefully!

And down he goes.

"Went okay so far?"

"Yup, she's up for trying it and told me where to get a photo of her so I can design an upgrade for her." Photos on Dexter Adroit's (what a name) fridge?

There are several photos of several people, one of whom is cool and blonde!

Cool. In that case Cam will inspect her for obvious deblemishings, and then consult the latest Roman Eagle catalogue for something trendy to put her in copied off a model of similar coloration.