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Cam and Warrior Cats
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Cam catches a summons while he's in the middle of Atriama. He's seen it before, it's fine.

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"If you get us outside right now," the oldest girl declares through a mouth full of burger, "we'll hang out out there and not go any further unless you pull something sketchy."

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"Yeah, okay." He gets up. "I hope you understand that if you decide to take off before I'm convinced this won't get you kidnapped or killed, I will stop you, but that is my real criterion, if you know of a place you want to go."

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"Uh-huh."  A third of the pizza and four of the burgers are totally gone.

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He picks up the pizza box and heads out the way he came, presumably trailing bird kids.

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Yeah.

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The uninjured scientist follows along to work the elevator for them.  It's gonna be a real tight squeeze if they all want to fit but the kids show no signs of wanting to split up.

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Squeezing it is. He holds the pizza above everybody's heads so it's not taking up any square footage and his wings fold up real small.

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"Do you have further business here or are you leaving presently?"

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"Was this your only unethical mad science on the premises?"

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"Mostly, if you don't care about animals.  Is your invitation open to non-experimental-subject captives?"

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Sigh. "How many?"

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"One."

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"Probably, then, what's their deal?"

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The elevator opens; the kids rush out but only as far as the hallway.  "He's the gruesome surgeon mentioned previously."

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"Hey kids, do you want me to make a separate trip for the surgeon or are you relatively okay with him?"

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They confer with each other for a moment.  "He's probably fine."

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"Let's have him too then thanks."

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The scientist goes back to her pager phone thing.

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All of the food is gone by the time she's done.

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Fries and milkshakes? "Did you not feed these kids?"

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Fries and milkshakes!

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"Their metabolisms are enhanced as well."

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"Not since - last week." (nom nom nom nom)  "Or, less.  This is the first thing we've had today."

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"So you didn't feed them enough?"

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"Unfortunately the member of our staff who passed away was also primarily in charge of their nutrition."

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