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Cam and Warrior Cats
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Cam catches a summons while he's in the middle of Atriama. He's seen it before, it's fine.

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"Hey Cam, hey Cricket.  I've heard a lot about one of you; come on inside."

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"Thanks!" In they come. "Be nice, Cricket."

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"Harrumph."

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"I have learned so much reading come see!  But I got stopped because I didn't know what enough of the words mean to keep going even though I could type them by hearing."

She appears to have managed to navigate to a word processor.

Jackie is a good [housefolk]

(Cam can read the transliterated cat word, though presumably the locals cannot.)

Jackie is a good kitty
Good good good good kitty
Jackie is a good jackie

Ians home
Outside outside outside outside now now now
Ian is a good ian
!
!!!!!!!!!
Ian is a good good good ian!!!!!!
Kisses for princess now now!
More kisses!

Jordans home outsi
Jordan is a good jordan!

Supper now now now now now now now!!!!!!!  Supper time now!!!!!!  Now now!

Cams home!

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"You'd want to spell 'housefolk' h-o-u-s-e-f-o-l-k. Or you could write 'human' or 'person'." Scritch scritch. "Did you get your dinner?"

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"Yes, but no treats yet.  Treats happen at bedtime but I think I should get extra because it's an exciting day; I got extra when I had my kits.  And Cricket should get some too.  What are human and person?  You keep saying person but I don't know what it means."

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"A person is - it's sort of complicated but you won't go far wrong if you say 'someone who can talk'. Human is the twoleg word for twolegs."

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Jackie ian jordan is a good person!

More treats good princess cricket now wanna!

She's not as fast as a human typist but she already seems to have some sense of the keyboard layout over hunting and pecking.

"I don't know the words to say the rest of what I mean."

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"That you think you should get extra treats, or something else?"

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"Why I think that.  I think my reasoning is very sound and they would agree with it if they knew it."

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"How about I turn on speech to text, and whenever I translate something you're saying it'll show up there for you to have a look at." He does this and relays Princess's remarks.

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"I like that!"  As the words appear she makes notes next to words she has guesses about, some of which are wildly incorrect but any of which are not.

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"Yeah, that sounds reasonable, assuming it's all right with you," says the person who by process of elimination must be Ian, to Cam.

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"Assuming what, giving Princess treats? I can do that. Princess, what kind of treats do you want?"

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"No, to - uh, the cat who's with you, I didn't catch their name - "

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"The kind Nicholas gives me!!!  They are so good!!"

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"He's Cricket. She wants the kind Nicholas gives her, what's that kind?"

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"Oh, is that why she likes him so much.  Well - " he looks around the room, "I don't think any of us knew he was doing that, so, not much help there.  - And even if we did it'd probably be smart to veto on the grounds that I bet they're drugs."

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"He wouldn't drug my cat."

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"Ah-huh."

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"It's not his style."

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"If you say so."  Handsqueeze.

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"...why is this suspected?"

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"Well, he's a New Year's; they're kind of evil.  - Not like me; like, on purpose.  Though in fairness not in a way where you can't have mutually beneficial relationships with them.  . . . Maybe 'evil' is unfair if you aren't already familiar with the associations.  Definitely at least spooky."

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"Princess, you catch all that?"

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