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"I think it's a nickname but who knows what it's a nickname for. He said it was short for Tuberculosis once but I'm pretty sure that was a joke."

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Randolph looks around for someone who doesn't seem too busy.

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It’s not that big an area! Outside the van, there’s:

- Tommy, who he recognizes;

- a boy the same apparent age as Tommy, who’s helping tend a vegetable garden with him;

- a fox who has been put in a matching uniform and is watching them;

- someone with large dark sunglasses who appears to be an adult, who is currently laying bricks for the walls. 

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"Hello, fox-person! I'm Randolph."

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“Hi Randolph, I’m Fundy. You’re new here, did Wilbur let you in?”

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"Apparently the 'no Americans' rule has some give in it."

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“Wait wait wait, you’re American? I’m surprised Tommy let you in.”

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"Well, I've been living in the Dreamlands for decades."

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“I guess that makes sense. I mean, it’s not like anyone knows where Phil’s from originally.”

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"If he's old enough then it's by definition not America. --Unless he was kidnapped by the Yith I guess."

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“I don’t thiiiink he was? He doesn’t have the same accent as Dream but, y’know, accents change too, so.”

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Randolph, whose accent* sounds nothing like Dream's either, nods. "Metaphysically I'm still from Providence though. Everything I dream is just Providence reimagined."

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTiwhw8XMxY

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Neat. How much can you dream?”

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"Built a city once and the elder gods moved into it."

No, he's not still bitter, why do you ask?

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Whoa. I mean— whoa. That’s, like, holy shit, you might be able to beat Technoblade.” (He says the name much like you might say the word “God”.) “Or like, you’d definitely be a better builder, if the elder gods moved into it, I guess I didn’t ask how you are in a fight—wow. Okay.”

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He looks at the ground, finds a branch, and ten seconds later Fundy is on the ground with the branch at his throat. 

"I'm not bad."

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"...Well, thank you for not killing me."

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Wilbur calls from a distance: "No weapons in L'Manberg!"

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"It's sticks, Wilbur. You can't deprive a man of his sticks."

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Deep sigh. "Fine, just don't hurt Fundy."

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"How am I going to kill Fundy with a stick."

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"I don't know! I'm like three weeks old and being knocked onto my back was sort of generally frightening!"

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"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were three weeks old, that was a dick move."

He extends a hand out to help Fundy up.

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Fundy lets Randolph Carter help him up. "It's alright, I'm sort of... complicatedly three weeks old? There was time stuff. Mostly I just hang out with people who were, like, here when I was born, so it doesn't come up."

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"Oh, yeah, time stuff, I hate that. That's why I don't know how old I am really."

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